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The Heat (2013)

The Heat (2013)

"The Heat" is a comedy film released in 2013. Directed by Paul Feig, the movie follows two polar opposite FBI special agents who are forced to work together to take down a drug lord. The hilarious duo is played by Sandra Bullock as Sarah Ashburn, a brilliant but uptight agent, and Melissa McCarthy as Shannon Mullins, a tough and reckless detective. The film features a talented cast including Marlon Wayans, Demián Bichir, and Spoken Reasons.

While "The Heat" does not refer to a song or a television show, you can enjoy the sounds and music from the movie by playing and downloading them here. Immerse yourself in the comedic chaos and action-packed moments of this entertaining film through its soundtrack.

A dealer by the name of Terrell Rojas.
A five pound bag of flour with a hole in it?
A knife and a straw! Why a knife and a straw?
A knock, yes! What was I saying?
A knock.
A little chip and dip, watch some cartoons.
A little something about myself?
A lot of fistfights, too, but mostly smoking.
A lot of times to a lot of people...
A Marlin 1894CB?
A watermelon.
Actually, I was expecting it.
Actually, she could, because those are horrible examples.
Ah, I see! Okay, a narc.
Ah!
Ah! Don't do that.
Ah! I understand now.
Ah! So she did understand what I was saying, just not the context.
Ah.
Ah.
Ain't gonna fucking park today?
Ain't nobody listening
All fucking week I'd camp out for that!
All of them had... Epoxy powder coating.
All right, as long as you don't do that
All right, fucktard, I know you're not a doctor.
All right, he's on the move.
All right, here we go!
All right, ladies.
All right, let's hit the road, okay?
All right, Rosetta Stone, you're done.
All right, seatbelts, everyone!
All right! I'll wait right here for you!
All right! There's a shipment on Wednesday!
All right.
All right.
All right. Cool.
All right. Here we go. Finally.
All right. I'm gonna be right over there.
All right. Let it out, that's it.
All right. Play the goddamn song.
All right. Thank you.
All right. We've got a situation in Boston.
All right...
All right... blow it out.
All right... we've got some scumbags to visit, huh?
All the officers so we don't wind up with this.
All woman!
Allowing them to open up.
Almost.
Although this is a joint task force,
Am I gonna shoot you in the dick?
Am I speaking fucking Japanese?
Amazing how that door opens all by itself.
America thanks you.
And because you look evil as shit.
And crannies where they could hide it.
And every time you'll get a shock you'll learn
And get the keys to your house.
And go get your groove back. Lady, just relax. Chill. Okay?
And hack in, he's got a new one.
And I appreciate your time.
And I feel fairly confident I know how.
And I feel that you turning it inside out
And I it.
And I share that information with you.
And I was over by your old place,
And I was up and down these streets, looking all over.
And I'll put my hands behind my back.
And if the shipment came in...
And if you're okay with everything, could you just...
And it was a really tiny hooker.
And it you.
And it's a little uncomfortable
And knows them better than anyone.
And now I find you in front of Tatiana's apartment.
And now it's time you open up that goddamn mouth
And now you fucked it up!
And said, "No fucking thanks, man..."
And started dragging it behind you.
And stop being so goddamn disappointing like everybody else!
And tell us what we want to know.
And that is all my stuff.
And that is how you lose a tail.
And that made it seem like I hated you.
And the cigarette butt you got from Tatiana's.
And the information is highly, highly sensitive.
And then he started...
And then you put your personality on top of that and it is...
And there's a lot more where that comes from. A lot!
And these houses had all these nooks
And this whole case
And unfortunately it's not what I'm looking for.
And we'd like to ask you a few questions if you could give us a moment.
And when I hit that dip, get your camera
And when I rolled with the punches
And while that may have fooled the loudest breather in the world...
And with your priors...
And you do not have the clearance
And you just go fuck yourselves!
And you make it really impossible.
And you want to tell me that you're just here coincidentally?
And you will be patient?
And you'll still look like a fucking bank teller.
And you're gonna tell me when and where
And you're the best cop I've ever worked with.
Any clues as to where the body was killed?
Any questions?
Anything happening in my neighborhood I have a right to know.
Anytime.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Are you a knock? A "knock"?
Are you a knock? I'm sorry?
Are you an insurance salesman? Do you sell those shitty suits?
Are you at the neighbor's again?
Are you depressed? Was he giving you a ride home?
Are you giving beauty tips? Do you own a fucking mirror?
Are you her pimp?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding? We got a mole in there.
Are you okay? Because you look really pale.
Are you serious?
Are you trying to get a deal on my girl here?
Are you with me or not?
Are you...
As is your choice of... wardrobe.
Ashburn, come here.
Ashburn, enough. It's over.
Ashburn, he's right. This isn't a choice.
Ashburn, it's no secret that none of the other agents like you.
Ashburn, why is working with local authorities a problem for you?
Ashburn.
Aw, hell, no! See, I told you you was a racist.
Aw, shit, girl, you better run.
Aw, the albino. That guy was hilarious!
Baby formula.
Back it in.
Back up to which one? That.
Based on the Myers Briggs theory...
Be a mother for once in your life.
Be quiet.
Because he wants me to start working with him.
Because I asked you for your phone.
Because I don't want any bad...
Because I have plans that don't involve
Because no one can see my cervix yet?
Because nobody forced your brother to get involved with drugs.
Because of your... weapon.
Because the two of us are gonna bring these guys in.
Because you put her fucking life in danger!
Because you weren't.
Because you're saying that out loud.
Before you put yourself in a life threatening situation?
Bella, I'm sorry!
Bella.
Bend over. Why?
Big breastses. Okay.
Biscuits are done!
Bitch, the end of your lives are near
Blame me now more than ever.
Boat's clean.
Boss, I don't think that was such a good idea.
Boston P.D.!
Both of you... my office now.
Breathe it out, breathe it out.
Breathe through the pain...
Brother, when there ain't no
Bullet hole through the head. That's unusually civilized for them.
Bullshit. Who?
But being a woman in this field is hard.
But from the pews of the congregation
But he's over that way.
But I actually wasn't finished. I was going to say...
But I do.
But I have a very high IQ.
But I told him no, I'm getting a straight job, and it's fine.
But I'm glad you did it.
But I'm just glad that I could make this reuniting.
But I've never done it.
But it don't do too much good to be talkin'
But not for days.
But not you... you'll probably call in the SWAT team!
But tell it to the doctor! How about that?
But the city really ain't no bigger
But the problem, all due respect with you people...
But there's always a line of awful people around the corner.
But they also know you arrested me
But they love you and that's a wonderful...
But you got to shut up and let me put it back in.
But you need to understand that this is a highly important case.
But you, you piece of shit, you've been rolling deep for a long time.
But you're always on the outside looking in
But you're always on the outside looking in
But you're still here... and you're alive. Why is that?
By the time I can get his phone number
Bye bye! You're a reckless person.
Bye.
Call 911!
Campbell soup, you're up first.
Can I have a moment with my agent, please?
Can I sit in your lap?
Can I take you to dinner, or a movie, or something?
Can somebody remove this person from the interrogation room?
Can we get two more...
Can you describe her?
Can you give me one chance here?
Can you make sure he's got
Can you maybe be a little bit more specific?
Can you put him back?
Captain Woods?
Captain Woods?
Cartels have been smuggling cocaine in baby formula for years.
Carve your name in every cavity
Caught my man cheating Now I'm rolling through the west side
Champaz?
Check his mouth!
Christ. I'm sorry?
Climatic and dramatic like Jekyll and Hyde
Climatic and dramatic like Jekyll and Hyde
Coffee?
Come dance! Come on!
Come inside, lie down in my head?
Come inside, lie down in my head?
Come inside, lie down in my head?
Come inside, lie down in my head?
Come on now, Mark.
Come on, Adam. Larkin is on his way.
Come on, buddy... come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Gina, get in the car!
Come on, Pete, just break up with this girl!
Come on, please let me out. I get really carsick.
Come on, please.
Come on. Fuck you.
Complains about her messy vagina.
Contain your areola!
Cool. It's, uh, 1 800 GiveMeYourFuckingGuns.
Cop of the year!
Could she go any slower? Could she physically go slower?
Could she go any slower? Could she physically go slower?
Courage and guts than anybody in this room.
Craig! Calm down! We can all hear you.
Crap! Crap! Get me up!
Dad here, he's splicing cable off the neighbors next door.
Dad! Come on, we cannot fit that in the car!
Damn it, I should have handled it by myself!
Damn it. Can somebody get my phone?
DEA's gonna take the lead on this one.
Detective, Mr. Rojas will be continuing on with me.
Did I ask about your bathroom habits? You are killing us out there.
Did I take some of your business away? That's a shame.
Did she just pull outa gun?
Did they draw googly eyes or anything on his butt cheeks?
Did you drop something?
Did you find the tongue? Sure.
Did you get the cigarette or not?
Did you guys call this in?
Did you happen to mention that to anybody
Did your mom give you that name?
Didn't bother you last night.
Do I get a motorcycle with it? Is it served in Jesus's shoe?
Do I have a lot of choice?
Do it. Give me a reason to shoot you in the face.
Do not put your finger in...
Do that, do that.
Do the fucking cop drop!
Do you have balloons of horse up your ass?
Do you have to use that language?
Do you know what you're doing?
Do you not hear how pathetic everything out of your mouth sounds?
Do you see that? Look at that.
Do you think I should amputate it?
Do you understand how important this is?
Do you want some Jäger? Two Jägers!
Does not make it a new shirt.
Does that mean you broke into my house again?
Don't do anything you're doing.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't even... Oh, God.
Don't fall off!
Don't get your panties in a wad.
Don't hurt us.
Don't make me feel bad about it!
Don't make me put the cat down and punch you.
Don't move those fucking hands at me.
Don't play that race bullshit card with me!
Don't put your finger in there!
Don't shoot me in the dick!
Don't spit that shit out. It's not free.
Don't take any more shots!
Don't talk to her like that. It's not her fault.
Don't touch it! It's a condom.
Don't touch underpants!
Don't worry, she won't do it. She won't do anything.
Don't worry. I'll get it right back.
Don't you fucking swear at us.
Don't!
Don't! Just leave it.
Don't.
Drop it or I'll fire this weapon!
Drop the gun and take a grammar course, you idiot.
Drop your fucking gun!
Drunk bitch. Get her out of here.
Dumbass.
Each sample was made of the same ingredient. Which means...
Either of you ladies need your oyster shucked?
Emphatic and erratic at the drop of a dime
Emphatic and erratic at the drop of a dime
Emphatic and erratic at the drop of a dime
Enough! Stop it!
Especially not after they greased your shitbag brother.
Every night, the hottest chicks come in here.
Every second we're standing here
Everybody, get up!
Everybody's cool now. We parted amicably.
Everybody's got to fucking park in my spot. Goddamn it!
Everything you sent me out here to do.
Exactly.
Exactly. No health insurance. That balances out.
Except this one. Because this is my favorite.
Excuse me, Ashburn? Um...
Excuse me! Step aside, please!
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
FBI! Freeze!
FBI! Get your fucking hands in the air now! Let's see 'em!
Federal Agent Sarah Ashburn from the New York field office.
Federal marshals transferring him got ambushed.
Fine. How's that? Is that good? Can we go?
Fine. We'll do this inside.
For 72 hours before. Let's go.
For outstanding service...
For sterilization. Hot water!
For taking care of your brother.
Foster kid. That makes sense. That's a tough go of it.
Fourteen dollars?
Fourteen dollars.
Frank, you wanna shit your pants and get in the... Oh, Good, it's open.
Fresh hot pizza!
From birth, yes.
From nowhere and take all the credit.
Fuck off, Officer.
Fuck out! Get fuck out!
Fuck that guy.
Fuck you, chalk balls!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! It's not fuck me. It's fuck you.
Fuck you. It takes a lot more than Larkin to take down a Mullins.
Fuck, the other leg! Fuck, the other leg!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Shit!
Fuck.
Fucker.
Fucking narc!
Fucking snow cone.
FYI, we women were born with hair on our legs.
Get down on the ground!
Get her the fuck out! Take her home.
Get in the car! Get in the car! Get in the car!
Get in there. Okay, one more time.
Get it!
Get it? Right? Makes perfect sense!
Get me the address to that paint factory ASAP.
Get off me! Get off me!
Get off me! It's my phone.
Get off the fucking phone!
Get off the leg, get off the leg.
Get on your knees! Where's your stash?
Get on!
Get out and let me drive. I'm a really good driver!
Get out of the car, you asshole!
Get out of the fucking car!
Get out of the fucking car!
Get out, bull in china shop! Out of my house!
Get the press out of here.
Get up against the car. What is your problem?
Get up and we'll settle this outside.
Get up here. Is that clean?
Get up, you fuck!
Gina, come on... let's go.
Gina! You really didn't say that.
Girl you're every woman in the world to me
Girl you're every woman in the world to me
Give it a rest. I want you to stand down...
Give me a break.
Give me a whiskey.
Give them the bag, give them everything!
Givin' up all around me
Go ahead, get your top hat.
Go get her! Jesus! I'm going!
Go get her.
Go U.S.A. Let's go.
Go, go, go!
Go! Get yourself untied.
God Almighty.
God bless!
God, that's so nasty!
God, that's terrible fabric!
God, your first boyfriend.
God! Even in that, you're annoying.
God! What are you, Spock?
God. Puss!
Goddamn it!
Goddamn it.
Goddamn it. Put him in the box. Put him in the box!
Goddamn you. I thought you had my back.
Good burn.
Good burn. You got burned, you big drunk paddy!
Good bye.
Good day.
Good evening. That's great.
Good for you to start working through it.
Good for you.
Good job!
Good news! Good news, I found his balls!
Good to know.
Good! I hope it burns your fucking dick off.
Good. Thank you very much. Good luck out there.
Got it!
Got to put it back in. What?
Got tons of ties to the drug world, black market...
Got your pizza, mister!
Got your pizza!
Great.
Guess who.
Half that speed!
Hand them over. Give me the keys. Now.
Hands on top of your head! On your head!
Hang on. The couch was disgusting. I need to wash my hands.
Hard to believe she's single.
Have my back
Have you met me?
Having your brother on the inside would be a coup for us.
He can shit and piss himself until he's happy.
He didn't understand how much the job meant to me,
He got mixed up with a lot of really bad people.
He had a job interview. I saw the resume.
He just wanted you off the case
He likes to snuggle.
He looks like a real Chatty Cathy. Did you tap the phone?
He said knock!
He started using that shit. I just had to get him out of there.
He was gonna steal this huge shipment
He was trying to move on.
He will head toward the nearest one,
He... ran away, uh, when I was in New York.
He'll be fine.
He's a goddamn animal, and I'm trying to keep him from meeting you.
He's a she, and we're not allowed to go near her collars.
He's actually a great guy.
He's alive, isn't he?
He's been in jail for eleven months. That would make me...
He's choking. I need a knife and a straw, please!
He's in an induced coma.
He's in interrogation.
He's in the trunk of his Caddy under the Charles River Bridge.
He's still choking!
Heard my man is cheating with another bitch at my house
Heaven on fucking earth, right? Sure.
Help! He's choking!
Her ass is hanging out!
Her breastses is like this.
Her captain says she grew up on those streets
Here are the nuggies!
Here we go.
Here we go. Oh, crap. All right. Got to turn.
Here, kitty, kitty!
Here, kitty, kitty!
Here's some bull poo poo. How does that look?
Here's the DNA results from the book of matches
Hey, asshole!
Hey, can I borrow your phone for a minute? My battery's out.
Hey, hey, hey! Listen, ma'ams.
Hey, hey! No, get back in your car!
Hey, how long have we been here?
Hey, how you doing? I haven't heard from you.
Hey, I can be the answer
Hey, if anyone sees the Captain's balls...
Hey, it's me.
Hey, it's Rojas! My favorite asshole.
Hey, look who's here!
Hey, Mullins. Captain wants to know when you're coming in.
Hey, pork chop.
Hey, Robin.
Hey, Rojas sent me over. He said you were really nice.
Hey, Shannon.
Hey, Shannon.
Hey, there's, uh...
Hey, to this... to this place.
Hey, what is this?
Hey, you need to sign in.
Hey, you planted that shit on me!
Hey!
Hey! She's a foster kid. Yeah.
Hey! She's a foster kid. Yeah.
Hey... did you get that package I sent?
Hi, how are you?
Hi. Can I drive?
Higher.
Hit it!
Hold on, I can lose them.
Hold on.
Holy shit.
How about I tell you
How about keeps him from killing himself?
How about now?
How about other time?
How about you do something for once?
How did Julian escape?
How did you even know we were here?
How do you get in? I don't know how.
How funny.
How is she supposed to know? He's been in a coma. Untie my leg.
How long have you lived here?
How long will this take?
How many of you are there? Really!
How many porns have been made on this couch?
How you doing?
How's that for open mouth?
How's your family holding up?
Huh?
Humans do.
Hurry up, hurry up.
Hurry up.
I am a detective and that's my perp.
I am doing it as fast as I can.
I am moving my chair.
I apologize.
I asked you to stay outside!
I can carry these. Thank you.
I can help you.
I can protect you. I can. But you've got to help me.
I can put Frank in there.
I can see how maybe it was, like, a little bit, but not anything that's...
I can see through your shirt.
I can unlock the door!
I can't lift him!
I can't watch whatever process is about to happen.
I care about who I'm working with, too.
I checked it out Wow.
I could freak a 'fit, that pump with the peep and
I could have shot you!
I didn't finish my submarine sandwich the other day.
I didn't know how else to say it. It's pretty clear.
I didn't realize you slept in a fucking tux.
I didn't think you'd care that much about your jacket.
I didn't. I did not F up.
I do have him here with a known prostitute.
I do not! You cannot take that car! It's government property.
I don't even know who that is.
I don't feel it.
I don't feel well.
I don't feel well. I don't feel well.
I don't give a shit about the shipment!
I don't have anything yet.
I don't have the clearances. Right? I mean, you are...
I don't know anything about any guns.
I don't know anything about any guns.
I don't know anything.
I don't know Boston, and you obviously have...
I don't know if you are the right person for this position.
I don't know shit!
I don't know what I'm doing!
I don't know what it is. Are you deaf? Do you not speak English?
I don't know what to say to that. Now I just feel bad for you.
I don't know what y'all are doing here! I'm out of the game.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just stand on this corner...
I don't know who the fuck that is!
I don't know, it's... never easy when you are involved.
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. Or...
I don't know, Mullins. It's hard.
I don't know! Don't shoot me in the dick!
I don't know! It's gonna be Wednesday! That's four shots!
I don't know. Does the Queen of England only wear sweatpants?
I don't need that!
I don't profess to know everything, but I do know quite a bit.
I don't remember any of that.
I don't think I have that. Do you have a discount?
I don't think it affected me in the long run at all. At all.
I don't think so. It's more like a coating.
I don't understand what you are saying.
I don't want them to take my treasures.
I don't want to die!
I don't want to do that. Let me see if this'll help you.
I don't want to see you two anywhere near this case!
I don't want you to do time.
I don't want you to get chopped up into little, tiny...
I don't... It's good, I got it.
I drink a little more coffee than I probably should.
I drove all the way to New Jersey,
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers
I especially like the meat to distract the dog.
I feel that you have worn that shirt every day this week.
I feel you're not being honest.
I forgot my curling iron, Mrs. Mullins!
I found your friend.
I get a little passionate about it.
I get it. I mean...
I get my stuff from this bitch named Tatiana on Newkirk Avenue.
I get that.
I got him now. I got him!
I got him! I got him!
I got it on eBay. It was supposed to be bigger and different.
I got it! I got it! Let go!
I got it! It's when this...
I got it! Move!
I got it! Shit!
I got it.
I got it. Get her on the stretcher.
I got it. I got it. Tag out.
I got knocked on the ground
I got nervous that maybe you didn't have
I got some towels... Does that sound good?
I got the orange one!
I got this!
I got to do something with you, man.
I got to put it back in.
I got to tell you, I've done this
I got you the rollie so you could roll the bag! So get over here!
I gotta just finger tease the shit out of this.
I guess you and her are engaged now, huh?
I had a great aunt that lost most of her teeth to smoking.
I had a joint and a few little bags of coke.
I hate you.
I have a cut on my arm from earlier.
I have a five year old son who calls me grandpa!
I have a lot.
I have been with the Bureau for about twelve years.
I have it, just let me...
I have more invested in this case than any of you assholes.
I have to say that was pretty awesome.
I haven't been able to. Guy gets a new prepaid every other week.
I haven't seen one of these since World War II.
I heard of Larkin but I never met him.
I heard shots. What the...?
I heard you're riding with the same tall, tall tale
I hope a truck hits us and we all die.
I hope not.
I hope this ain't my car. This is my car?
I hung out, you know...
I just aim it at it. I don't actually do it. That's too fucking crazy.
I just bought that refrigerator the other day.
I just don't have the... you know, window blankets.
I just noticed that lion.
I just thought you were an assassin.
I just wanna have you up in my head
I just wanna have you up in my head
I just wanna have you up in my head
I just wanna sip that punch with your peeps and
I just want to...
I just want you to know that I get it.
I just...
I knew you wouldn't give up easily,
I know everything. Are you already working for those guys again?
I know I'm not very good with my feelings...
I know what this asshole does for a living.
I know you are.
I know, and you look like one.
I know, it's not fair.
I know.
I know. I was just kidding. Look at the back.
I left my baby in the car.
I like cutting people up.
I like how your friend's shorts make me feel in my shorts.
I like that one.
I like those odds.
I like where this is going.
I live here.
I love the sound of a guy that...
I love this place.
I mean I don't understand what you are talking about!
I mean, in their own unique way,
I mean, you are a goddamn angel of the law.
I met these disasters at the club the other night.
I might.
I move to cake toast to Jason!
I named him Kevin Garnett.
I need all your files on all known drug dealers of the area.
I need to go tough on him.
I need to go, but I'll be back to, um...
I need your help, Mullins, Mullins, Mullins...
I need your help, Mullins.
I never heard of him.
I never thought I'd be happy to see you guys.
I promise we'll be there. I got to go.
I promise, all right?
I put my sexuality out through motion.
I really enjoyed our night together. You just disappeared on me.
I really feel the need to finish reading your files.
I really wish you hadn't said that.
I remember thinking that guy was innocent.
I respect that.
I said fucking knock, right?
I said I just want one.
I said I'm fucking parking there!
I said stop!
I said stop!
I said, "You are coming with me,"
I saw your face when you watched the footage.
I see him as well.
I see it. Very funny.
I see no one will be getting their mail today!
I see you have a cat.
I signed it in the front.
I smell bacon. I smell bacon.
I snagged these matches, too. I think our guy likes to go to Club Ekko.
I stand corrected on the shorts. Let's proceed.
I take the bullets out!
I talked to them and everything's fine. Nothing's weird, we're good.
I think I can work something out, sir.
I think I have a clear idea of what we're looking for,
I think I said "bullshit".
I think I'm gonna throw up.
I think the cricothyroid membrane is here. I'll make a small incision...
I think you and I got off on the wrong foot.
I thought that would feel good, but it felt awful.
I thought we had a good time.
I thought we'd go in there and bring in some heat on her.
I thought, wait a minute! I looked in your neighbor's window...
I told you, I don't have to use the bathroom!
I took a page right out of your book, partner.
I tried talkin' about it
I try to play my music
I understand how this might sound coming from me...
I wanna show you what I really mean
I want this place locked down, people!
I want to feel your body sliding through my delicate hands.
I want to know what he's saying this week.
I want you three stationed at each end of the east wing. Let's go!
I want you to know that I'm gonna find the man responsible for this.
I want you to spread those wings and just soar.
I want you to stay in this house.
I wanted you to have this. It was your grandmother's.
I was in the beginning.
I was just about to give up,
I was looking for you. Um, I forgot to get your number.
I was missing the R.I heard "knock", but apparently there's a C.
I was the only one that got him off the street.
I was wondering if you would not talk to me in that tone.
I was wondering...
I wasn't gonna waste anyone's time until I knew it was real.
I went to undergrad at Yale.
I will fucking kill you.
I will grab the cell, place the bug in it, tell him he dropped the phone.
I will.
I won't be doing that.
I won't do anything crazy.
I work at the post office.

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