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The Heat (2013) Soundboard

The Heat (2013) Soundboard

The Heat is an action-comedy film released in 2013, directed by Paul Feig. The movie stars Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy in lead roles, with an ensemble cast that includes Demián Bichir, Marlon Wayans, Michael Rapaport, and Jane Curtin.

The story revolves around the unlikely partnership of two polar opposite law enforcement officers, Sarah Ashburn (played by Sandra Bullock) and Shannon Mullins (played by Melissa McCarthy). Ashburn is an ambitious and uptight FBI Special Agent, while Mullins is a foul-mouthed and brash Boston police officer. When they are forced to work together to bring down a ruthless drug lord, the duo clashes at first but soon discovers a unique bond and become an unstoppable team.

The Heat offers a fresh take on the buddy cop genre, combining action-packed sequences with hilarious comedy. Sandra Bullock's character brings her signature charm and comedic timing to the role, while Melissa McCarthy delivers her own brand of hilarious improvisation. The chemistry between the two leads is palpable and provides the heart of the film.

With a talented supporting cast, The Heat brings additional layers of humor and intrigue. Demián Bichir portrays Hale, a mysterious, high-ranking DEA agent, adding an air of mystery to the plot. Marlon Wayans plays Levy, Ashburn's colleague, providing comedic banter and a dose of flirtation. Michael Rapaport takes on the role of Jason Mullins, Shannon's ex-flame, adding some personal drama to her character's journey. And Jane Curtin shines as Mrs. Mullins, Shannon's fierce and outspoken mother.

The Heat is filled with hilarious one-liners, physical comedy, and unexpected moments of emotion. Audiences are taken on a rollercoaster ride of laughter and adrenaline as Ashburn and Mullins navigate the dangerous world of drug cartels. As the story unfolds, the film explores themes of friendship, trust, and female empowerment, while never losing its comedic touch.

The Heat was well-received by audiences and critics alike, praised for its comedic performances, engaging story, and solid action sequences. The film achieved commercial success, grossing over $229 million worldwide. It was a testament to Melissa McCarthy's rising popularity and further solidified Sandra Bullock's place as a versatile and talented actress.

You can relive the laughter and excitement of The Heat by watching it online or downloading it. Whether you're a fan of action-packed comedies or simply looking for a good laugh, The Heat is a must-watch film that will leave you entertained and satisfied.

A watermelon?
A wife and a whole bunch of kids, but..
Adam and I will be handpicking
Ah!
All right
All right, let's go.
Am I invading your space here?
And do their taxes. Take it off!
And every time you'll get a shock you'll learn
And suddenly I hear this little bell.
And the boys' numbers there in magic marker
And then you don't want to fucking touch her?
And then you're gonna tell me where Larkin is.
And whatever is underneath this
Are we clear here? Because it got real awkward
Are you not already doing that?
At one o'clock.
Awesome. Glad you see it my way.
Bitch, the end of your lives are near
Bitch, what part of "I'm out" do you not understand? I'm out!
Bring it on, motherfuckers.
But you're always on the outside looking in
By all this bullshit going down
Bye.
Can you break a hundred?
Can you please excuse me a second, ladies?
Careful of the car
Champaz. What's yours?
Come inside, lie down in my head
Do the cop drop. I'm trying to!
Don't duck down, or you're gonna suck my hand up there.
Don't feed them after midnight, right? They turn into more sluts
Don't fucking move.
Don't give one fuck, bitch I done this shit...
Don't lie to me.
Everybody calm down. Shannon's right.
Faces full o' pain
FBI! Drop your weapon! Oh, my God
From the get go? No operation?
Fuck you. You F you.
Gentlemen.
Get her away.
Get in there. Get in there.
Get in there. Get your hands in and get the phone
Get on the ground!
Give me your fucking phone. Shut your mouth
Giving it to you!
Go get your girlfriend.
Go on home. I'll see you tomorrow
God, don't do that.
Goddamn it.
Got so many forces
He is. Wait! Hold on!
He mentioned prison and...
He wasn't working for Larkin.
Hello.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, maybe you can put him in the back of your car
Hey!
Hey! Assholes!
Hi. Hi.
Hospital. Some kind of family emergency
How you get that close a shave on your face?
I am so sorry.
I am sorry. That was much cruder than I meant it to be.
I can't do it from this position!
I didn't get your number!
I don't know what your problem is, but we told you...
I don't know, you're getting awfully heavy, Rojas
I don't like that.
I don't need your help to take down Larkin
I feel the need for you to stay out of my business
I get it where I fit in, put up then I put in
I got a bus and a trailer at my house
I got her! But you're like a fucking nanny!
I got the big run around
I got you something. Oh.
I have to find out what drives him.
I haven't made any decisions yet
I hope they fucking rupture!
I just spent the last 30 minutes thinking of ways to kill you
I just use it as a tactic to scare him. I mean, Jesus, I'm not crazy!
I just wanna have you up in my head
I just wanna have you up in my head
I know we're not supposed to say this,
I know when I smell a fucking albino rat.
I need some water.
I shouldn't have read your files. I went too far
I smell bacon
I swear to God, I don't know!
I think it'd be much more better if you put your hands up.
I tried to hit you with my car. What's that make me?
I wanna show you what I really mean
I wanna show you what I really mean
I will work with you..
I won't be going outside.
I'll give these back to you.
I'll kill you, and kill her with your fucking dead body!
I'll pretend to keep my hands tied.
I'll sell for you guys. Whatever you want me to do
I'll show you the ropes, kid, show you the ropes
I'll slam it about 157,000 times.
I'm a federal agent!
I'm a little fluey. It's nothing.
I'm hungry and the hunger will linger
I'm not a part of this!
I'm not into you!
I'm so sorry, Mullins
If we grab Julian, I can get into his head
In the bloodstream does to the human heart.
It doesn't matter.
It is Bulgarian, is it not?
It looked like you saw someone you knew
It's a big freight, tons of guys. I got it
It's a good thing I didn't get the drugs from you.
It's not about luck, pal. Not about luck.
It's not you, it's me
It's something I like to call a "cop drop".
Jesus! What?
Just let 'em try to come over here, Shan. Just let 'em try.
Just shut up!
Just... all you fuckers!
Knock it off.
Lady, get the fuck off me! What the hell is wrong with you?
Lady, what the fuck?
Leave me alone!
Let go of my hand. Please don't do that.
Let's do it again!
Let's find out, shall we?
Let's go.
Let's see what you got
Levy?
Like a child who can't empathize
Like I'm Left Eye
Like I'm Left Eye Rest in peace
Listen to all the sounds I hear
Local businessman
Look at it! Look at it!
Look at it.
Look through my eyes I'm your binocular
Look through my eyes I'm your binocular
Maybe. Maybe.
Me going to prison with people I put there.
Men are just so intimidated by me, which is like..
More trouble's gonna find us if we're all alone
My house...
Nice bullshit Bulgarian.
No
No
No way!
No! For so many reasons, no
Not gonna happen.
Nowhere
Oh, Bella. Good.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. I don't think that could be any sadder if you...
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, we both know
Oh, really? Well, I feel I disagree.
Oh, she said do it harder.
Oh, shit
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. That's great
Oh, so frustrating
Oh, sorry, yeah.
Oh, that's not the first time, huh?
Oh, won't you come into my head?
Oh, won't you come into my head?
Oh.
Okay, focus.
Okay, okay!
Okay, that's not helping, either.
Okay, you want to see some bull feces?
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Or if Jason gets out there and gets killed.
Ortiz settles in the batter's box.
Pick it up.
Picture time!
Probably not. Probably not. Spin it.
Probably very. So, uh...
Really?
Right before I arrested the Red Falls Killer
Right. We heard you were coming.
Run this shit, no, I run this shit
Satisfaction of what's to come
See the smoke coming out of my ears
She's got stickers on her locker
Shit!
Shit.
Shit. Oh!
Shut up
Shut your mouth. Run like you on fire.
So how you been, Jason?
So if it was just some random drug dealer,
So just to be clear,
Some bullshit promotion?
Stand down, Officer
Stand down. I got it.
Stayin' on the scene, yeah
Take out the gun!
Thanks a lot, bro. And close a couple buttons... club policy
That hurts a little bit.
That would have been crazy.
That's what I said
The answer to your question is always.
The bad guy on his fucking couch!
The bitch who wants to compete and
Then up the stairs he would carry me
There he is. Over there.
There's a fire burning up in here
There's no guarantee, yeah
There's our guy.
They moved me up here, rented this apartment,
This is like when you were interrogating me, only now you're tied up...
This is my DNA and my chemistry
This is ridiculous.
This must have been in there.
This will go fast
Time is truly wastin'
Tryna find an ass I can put my fucking foot in
Twice.
Uh, that was wicked rude.
Uh... ASHBURN: We're really good.
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
W when when I premiere
Wait for my three count.
We all have a lot to lose if we don't catch Larkin.
We are going in there by ourselves and doing it now.
We believe this guy is doing the legwork for him.
We got to get past those bodyguards.
We should get a few more of these, right?
We were just...
We've got surveillance everywhere!
Well, every morning I deliver the news...
Well, I appreciate the work you do for us on the ground. Thank you.
What a surprise this is, huh?
What are you doing?
What do you have to lose?
What is that shit?
What is that?
What is this, a Q and A? Can we do this later?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What was that about? We got company
Where is he?
Which is northeast. I will bump into him
Who's your new distributor?
Whoa, I can't hold you!
Whoo!
Why are you so...?
Why would he be in interrogation when I'm standing right here?
Why? You have one on your head.
Wouldn't be the giant mixed up bucket of shit that it is now.
Wow, crap.
Wow, lady, you're on a real fucking roll.
Yeah, I do
Yeah, I planted it. I'm innocent!
Yeah, I was cheering you up. Yeah, good for you
Yeah, shut up
Yeah.
Yes, fine
Yes, I'm sure your credentials are quite impressive,
You ain't putting nobody over no rails
You are, wow, FBI.
You fucking rat.
You gonna storm through Boston and take down a drug lord?
You gotta flip that shit over
You guys know what prohibition is, don't you?
You know what your bitch become when her weave in
You know you're not a real doctor?
You look like a Ninja Turtle. Take it easy.
You may not want to watch this.
You said that thing ticks.
You saved my brother's life.
You see these? Oh, God, yeah.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
You'll never know the real salvation
You're my brother, I know when you're lying.
You're probably fine.
Your moves are weird as shit... and I love it
..
...he pours them in three little glasses, but it's one.
...is that you get all excited, your emotions take over...
...let's have some fun.
...or are you not..
...really just with my brothers and stuff growing up and...
...threw it all in the trash bag
...wants me to keep working. They like me
...you just see so many bad things and bad people and...

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