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Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Moonrise Kingdom is a charming film from 2012, directed by Wes Anderson. Set in the 1960s, it follows the story of two young lovers who decide to run away together, sparking a search party to find them. The stellar cast includes Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and young newcomers Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward. With its whimsical style and heartfelt performances, Moonrise Kingdom is a must-watch. You can enjoy the sounds of this enchanting film by playing and downloading them here.

A big symphony orchestra is put together,
A flash flood alert is in effect. Take immediate precautions
A little electronic metronome sets the time.
A low flood plain separates the beach from the township above.
A miniature canoe and some fishing tackle,
A small but prosperous community.
A terrible day at Camp Ivanhoe.
Actually, we know him a lot better than you.
Affirmative. I'm on my way.
After that, I was only a blue jay, but...
After this, you will hear the theme by Purcell
Ah.
Ahead of you, I mean.
All accounted for, Scout Master!
All right, we know they're together.
All those drums and gongs and things you hit.
Along the deep water channel that leads to Broken Rock.
Am I making myself understood?
Am I speaking with Sam's father?
And a ferry that runs twice daily from Stone Cove.
And at the end, when all the instruments have finally come in...
And demolished the village bandstand and casino.
And double bass.
And failure to get parental consent.
And finally the percussion family,
And is now designated Hurricane Mabeline.
And it's just not fair to the others, so, unfortunately,
And left a papier mâché dummy in my bed.
And my binoculars, as you know.
And nourishment for the boy until that time?
And piano.
And the boy with the patch on his eye
And the glockenspiel.
And the quality of the crops was said to be extraordinary.
And two more harps.
And who knows what they're capable of.
And within the boundaries of this local jurisdiction,
And you can see which direction the wind is blowing.
And you're wearing Sunday school shoes.
Any injury or trauma of any kind?
Any of you who have ever had to sweat through piano exercises
Any questions?
Anybody else? Redford?
Anyway, for some reason,
Anyway, I found this on top of our refrigerator.
Anyway, that's what you're supposed to say.
Anyway, we can't predict the exact future.
Anyway, we shouldn't discuss that.
Application denied. I'm sorry.
Are we allowed to use force on him?
Are we man enough to give that
Are you chewing...
Are you depressed?
Are you implying that Sam is an orphan?
Are you laughing?
Are you sure you're ready for this?
Are you thirsty?
Are your foster parents still mad at you,
As some of you know, I taught Sam
At her best friend's house playing Chinese checkers
At this very moment, as we speak.
Attention, company!
Attention, company!
B 3 organ.
Back there, but the padre's home with the mumps.
Banjo.
Be careful.
Be leery out there. Okay?
Be notified that you stand accused of mistreatment...
Be right back.
Because he's crazy.
Because I threw a rock through the window.
Because Sam is the least popular Scout in the troop.
Because this is only the most recent incident involving Sam's troubles,
Because your girlfriend stabbed me
Becky, I have your person to person from Chesterfield
Before you give me another quick answer.
Benjamin Britten has written a big piece of music,
Besides, I'll probably never see him again.
Best wishes, Sam Shakusky.
Birds, ready? Who are you?
Bowed vibraphone.
But even smart kids stick their finger
But harvest yields the following autumn
But he's also a disadvantaged orphan. How would you feel?
But I guess he is kind of sad.
But in all likelihood, Suzy's probably hiding in the closet
But instead many miles of intersecting footpaths and dirt trails,
But just for the record 95% of all runaways
But Mrs. Billingsley and I have decided
But that option's no longer available to us,
But the first step is the admissions panel
But the ritual does carry a very important
But then again, I don't have to, 'cause you're 12 years old.
But they still love you. That is more important. If they...
But think about what I'm saying.
But we're not married yet.
By the much older British composer Henry Purcell.
By the US Department of Inclement Weather
By the way, where's the chapel tent?
Camp Ivanhoe, that's all the way across the other side of the island.
Can we loan them the nickels? I'm worried about their future.
Can we trust him?
Captain Sharp, we've located the missing troop.
Captain Sharp?
Celesta.
Chickchaw territory.
Clarinet.
Classical guitar.
Clear!
Come again?
Come and get me, you bastards!
Come back in five minutes.
Come down!
Come on, follow me!
Company secretary, status report.
Company, let's go!
Congratulations.
Continue.
Could row this far in a miniature canoe?
Couldn't say, sir.
Cousin Ben?
Damn us.
Dear Lionel, I need to use your record player.
Dear Sam, I am in trouble again
Dear Sam, I do think you should
Dear Sam, it saddens me to write this letter,
Dear Sam, my answer is yes.
Dear Sam, now I am getting suspended
Dear Sam, thank you very much.
Dear Sam, where?
Dear Scout Master Ward,
Dear Suzy, here is my plan.
Dear Suzy, I accidentally built a fire while I was sleepwalking.
Dear Suzy, I have been trying very hard to make friends,
Dear Suzy, I know your parents hurt' your feelings,
Dear Suzy, I'm sorry that your brothers are so selfish.
Dear Suzy, walk 400 yards due north from your house
Dear Suzy, when?
Deluca, latrine inspection.
Deluca?
Did you file the motion of continuance? Peabody v. Henderson?
Did you find them?
Did you hit him?
Did you leave another note for Lionel?
Did you love someone ever?
Do any of the witnesses have objections or remarks?
Do not cross this stick.
Do the other one.
Do you mind?
Do you steal?
Does it concern you that your daughter's just run away from home?
Does that mean you?
Don't make us ask twice!
Don't say "hate."
Don't worry, Mr. Bishop. She'll be safe.
Due to your age, lack of a license,
Either in kingdoms on Earth or on foreign planets.
Electric guitar.
Especially trees and telephone poles.
Esprit de corps among the troop.
Even if it makes you sad.
Exactly.
Except me.
Except you.
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me, sir. This is Scout Master Ward speaking.
Excuse me?
Excuse me. Excuse me, Captain Sharp!
Excuse me. Shock therapy?
Excuse my language.
Extending far north from Land's End
Famous for the ferocious and well documented storm,
Feel something.
Field Mate Sam Shakusky, Troop 55, resigned.
First day of search party for Sam Shakusky
First of all, he lets us hear the tune or the theme,
First, a harp.
First, we hear the woodwind family.
Fish on hook! Reel him in, slowly.
Flute and piccolo.
Follow me.
Follow me.
For getting in trouble so much?
For Juman
For starters? Three yards of chicken wire,
For the cartography accomplishment button.
Forested with old growth pine and maple.
Fort Lebanon.
Found it!
French horns.
From making the dangerous ones, if we can.
Gadge?
Get out of my chimney.
Get some money.
Give him the scent.
Give it to me.
Go ahead.
Go over by that trampoline and talk it through
Godspeed, Herbert Billingsley.
Good evening. Sorry to startle you.
Good.
Good. I want to be.
Good. There's a cold water crabber moored off Broken Rock.
Half of those were self inflicted.
Hang on to me.
Hang on, Social Services.
He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes, but a few nudes.
He knows someone's watching him.
He likes you.
He may suffer some limited chronic kidney insufficiency.
He wants you to live with him.
He's a Falcon Scout, Legionnaire. Cousin Ben'll know what to do.
He's a fellow Khaki Scout, and he needs our help.
He's a smart boy and he expressed a keen interest
He's emotionally disturbed because his family died.
He's emotionally disturbed.
He's going to work on a shrimper, if I understand correctly.
He's got excellent marksmanship.
He's hot. Almost too hot. What's in the can?
He's not dumb.
He's not getting shock therapy.
Hello, Becky?
Hello, Captain Sharp. This is Social Services.
Hello, Diane.
Hello, Mr. Bishop?
Hello, sir. This is Captain Sharp.
Hello, this is Captain Sharp, over.
Hello, this is Captain Sharp.
Hello?
Hello?
Here comes Jed with the mail.
Here comes the brass family.
Here is Purcell's theme played by the whole orchestra together.
Here.
Here's a trick, throw pine needles in the air
Here's the report.
Here's where we are right now.
Hey! Cat food! I think it's a clue.
Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. That's a good idea.
Hmm...
Hold it right there!
Hold the line, please.
Hold your positions!
Holy Christ, what am I looking at?
Honestly.
Horrible.
Horrible.
How can we help her? She's got so many problems.
How come?
How do I get to you?
How many rockets you up to, Panagle?
How strong of a swimmer are you?
How'd you get here?
How'd you lose your parents?
How's Laura?
Huh.
I admit we knew we'd get in trouble. That part's true.
I admit, supposedly, he's emotionally disturbed,
I also brought my lefty scissors because I'm left handed,
I always wished I was an orphan.
I am very sad to inform you I can no longer be involved
I am.
I brought water, too.
I can't argue against anything you're saying.
I cannot authorize that. Over.
I disagree, Counselor. It would take him three days, at least.
I do blame him. But I also blame myself and both of you.
I do know what you're feeling, Suzy bean.
I don't care how they do it where you come from.
I don't know, but if it's too shallow, we'll break our necks anyway.
I don't know, but she borrowed my record player for 10 days without asking.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I want to go on adventures, I think.
I don't know. What register?
I don't like the snappy attitude.
I don't like you. You don't like me.
I don't think so. Two days, maximum.
I don't understand how that works.
I don't understand how that works.
I don't understand.
I don't want to make you be offended.
I feel I'm in a real family now.
I feel we should go halfway today, and halfway tomorrow
I got hit in the mirror.
I got hit in the mirror.
I got replaced as the raven because I yelled at Mrs. Lynn.
I guess it doesn't really matter,
I guess so. For the moment.
I guess we're going to miss the Hullabaloo after all.
I hate you.
I have to do better, for everybody.
I heard he never had any family in the first place.
I heard he ran away because his family died.
I heard he's going to reform school.
I heard that they're going to take out a piece of his brain,
I hope the roof flies off, and I get sucked up into space.
I inherited it from my mother.
I just want to say thank you for marrying me.
I know it's bad. I think I just took them to have a secret to keep.
I know what you do with that sad, dumb policeman.
I know you mean well. Do trust me, this is for the best.
I know. Uh... I know.
I like his girl.
I like it here, but I don't like the name.
I like it.
I lost my temper at myself.
I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.
I love you, too.
I made you some jewelry.
I might turn some of them back in one day. I haven't decided yet.
I object to that description. She was attacked.
I pretend it's my magic power.
I think he's onto us.
I think so.
I think so. Is there any secret to it?
I think they're coming back.
I think your lives are more special.
I tried to chop him, but he dodged my tomahawk.
I understand he's in your custody.
I understand.
I want the details about that. Where's the Scout she knifed?
I want to bring my wife.
I will give it back in 10 days or less. Do not tell Mom. Or Dad.
I will replace the batteries when I return. Signed, Suzy Bishop.
I wish I didn't have to mention it, but just in case.
I wish we had time to do an inspection back there. On the beach.
I won't let you do it!
I would have given you a commendable.
I... I think they're going to grow more.
I'd be careful if I were you.
I'd like to pitch camp here by 1600,
I'll be leaving soon.
I'll be out back.
I'll be right back.
I'll come tomorrow morning, if that's acceptable to you.
I'll probably see you tomorrow.
I'm a Khaki Scout. It's what I'm trained for. Well, anyway, I used to be.
I'm a raven.
I'm afraid not. He's a good boy. He's got a good heart.
I'm authorized to declare births, deaths, and marriages.
I'm confused and I'm worried.
I'm confused by that statement. You can't invite him back?
I'm declaring a case with the county right now.
I'm field stripping you of your command.
I'm going to change my answer, in fact, this is my real job.
I'm going to find a tree to chop down.
I'm just checking if...
I'm listening. Read on.
I'm not sure exactly. I've got an escaped Khaki Scout. Over.
I'm not sure. I think he went searching in the dark.
I'm okay.
I'm on your side.
I'm sick of this rain.
I'm Social Services. I remanded the boy into your personal custody.
I'm sorry for your loss.
I'm sorry, Walt.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Can we get back to the rescue now?
I'm told that he's just been struck by lightning.
I'm writing you up back!
I've had moments myself where I say, "What am I doing here?
If someone falls from there, that's a guaranteed death.
If we find him, I'm not going to be the one who forgot to bring a weapon.
In electrical sockets sometimes.
In fact, I can understand why they might not...
In fact, I guarantee it.
In fact, we've been a bunch of mean jerks.
In fact, we've come to a decision, as a family,
In my opinion, due to his case history.
In my school, you're only allowed to check out one at a time.
In order to show you how
In other words, it's over.
In part, I suppose,
In particular, I recall his fascination with the idea
In the back with lefty scissors.
In the history of the island's indigenous peoples.
In the same order as before, beginning with the piccolo.
In this state, I would litigate with extreme confidence.
In three days' time.
Incompetent custodial guardians
Is a candidate for institutional treatment
Is she upset?
Is someone able to provide reasonable care
Is that a cat in there?
Is that a threat?
Is that a yes?
Is that enough for the Hullabaloo?
Is the girl in the water supposed to be me? My favorite color is...
Is whirling and wheeling around.
It feels hard.
It helps me see things closer, even if they're not very far away.
It is not your fault.
It is possible, Counselor.
It lingered through six high tides and inundated the islands
It makes me feel in a better mood sometimes.
It might also help if you didn't wear a fur hat.
It takes time to figure things out.
It was him or us.
It was sustained.
It wasn't in the register.
It won't be an easy life, but it's better than shock therapy.
It's a chance to do some first class Scouting.
It's a warning.
It's been proven by history. All mankind makes mistakes.
It's getting worse.
It's not an accomplishment button.
It's not appropriate for me to even acknowledge
It's not funny.
It's not your fault.
It's our job to try to protect you
It's possible I may wet the bed, by the way. Later, I mean.
It's pretty.
It's ready.
It's true.
It's worthless to me. There's no point, not without Suzy.
It's zipped from the inside.
Izod, go fetch another pint of gunpowder from the armory shed.
Jed can bring you in with the mail.
Jed, re route to St. Jack Wood.
Judy, I have your person to person from New Penzance.
Just as long as we cover our tracks.
Just find the boy, and deliver him to Social Services.
Just leave them.
Juvenile Refuge.
Keep going.
Lazy Eye, no, but you know what,
Lazy Eye?
Lazy Eye?
Let me see if I can catch this one.
Let me think for a minute.
Let's change it. What should it be?
Let's find our man, bring him safely back to camp.
Let's go! Right now!
Let's hope tomorrow's better.
Let's jump!
Let's jump.
Let's move!
Listen to me.
Listen to some reason.
Look, let's face it.
Look!
Looking pretty soupy up here.
Lower.
Maybe so. Anyway, you're a bachelor.
Maybe we can feed your cat the guts and eyeballs.
Maybe you just don't know him.
Me, neither.
Me, too.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm... I don't know, I just think he can feel us.
Molly's right, I do go berserk.
Moral weight within yourselves.
Morale is extremely low,
More pictures of themselves. Can you...
Morning, Chef.
Morning, Randy. What can I do for you? Over.
Morning, sir.
Most likely not.
Most of my favorite characters are.
My cousin Ben runs the Supply and Resources outpost for the Hullabaloo.
My God! He's here! The fugitive! Stop him!
My godmother gave it to me for my birthday.
My mother still has glass in her hair. Also...
Never mind, I don't need to ask about that.
Next time, I take away the keys.
Next, pizzicato cellos.
Nickleby, tie him up.
Nickleby?
Nickleby? What are you doing?
No party, under any circumstances,
No, I'm not married, but I'm a police officer.
No, I'm not. I quit the Khaki Scouts.
No, she's in the woods with Shakusky.
No, sir.
No, thank you.
No, thanks.
No, you're not. This is a non violent, rescue operation.
No!
No! God damn it!
No. He fell in a ditch.
No. He left me a letter of resignation. Over.
No. I said, what kind of bird are you?
Nobody's going anywhere.
Normally, I'd say no.
Not get stuck in one place. How about you?
Not this time. He can't keep his trap shut.
Nothing else is in your power.
Notify all Scouts to muster outside my tent, on the double.
Notify the Bishops, Suzy's there.
Now he puts it back together again in a fugue.
Now let's get started. Who's got Snoopy?
Now we will demonstrate the orchestration
Now, Mr. Britten arranges the Purcell theme for the string family.
Now, Mr. Britten lets you hear the four different families of the orchestra
Now, you're going to come along peacefully or not?
Of course he is?
Of course he is.
Of course he is.
Of course I won't.
Of Monsieur Desplat's musical suite.
Of retracing the original path of the old Chickchaw harvest migration.
Of the second half of the 20th century.
Off the coast of British Honduras, has intensified rapidly
Oh, it's my mother's.
Oh, no.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that's okay. He only eats kitten food.
Oh.
Okay, boys, we're going to make a run for it! Fall in!
Okay, let's try it.
Okay, they can have the tennis ball can.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Let's do a blood test.
Okay. Okay. What do you need?
Okay. Over and out.
Okay. Well, I'm not that strong of a swimmer, so I wear a life preserver.
On St. Jack Wood, powerful surges broke the arcade boardwalk
On this spot, I'll fight no more, forever.
On three again.
On three!
Once again, storm waters have just breached
One of my boys seems to have stolen
One of our Scouts is missing and that's a crisis.
One of these days, somebody's going to get pushed too far,
One to four.
One, two, three!
Onto the birdhouse,
Or drown in the goddamn lake or something.
Or electroshock therapy.
Or they capture us and we never see each other again anymore,
Or, anyway, I thought maybe I was wrong.
Our daughter has been abducted by one of these beige lunatics.
Over shirt or under shirt?
Pest control. Burning some ants.
Piatti.
Pigeon Scout. Let's get him a patch.
Pizzicato violins.
Played once more in its original form by all four families together.
Playing the same Purcell theme in different ways.
Please find enclosed...
Please let us find him tomorrow.
Poor Suzy.
Prepare for...
Prepare to mobilize to higher ground.
Pretty good. I broke our school record for the backstroke.
Puncture wound, lower lumbar. Make room for a stretcher in the cockpit.
Randy, what happened?
Randy, you drop in and head up river with the rest of your troops,
Randy, you monitoring?
Rats! I should have put more pine needles on it. Let's go.
Really, how did that happen?
Reckless cycling. Second warning.
Reconstruction continues increasingly ahead of schedule,
Redford! Halt! I saw that!
Remember, this isn't just a search party,
Repeat that, please? Over.
Return home within the first six hours.
Right here!
Right here.
Right here.
Right, an orphanage.
Roger that. Will comply.
Rogers v. Yentob?
Roosevelt, how's that lanyard coming?
Run!
Sam Shakusky. That's my escaped Khaki Scout.
Sam?
Sam. What's yours?
Sam. What's yours?
Sam's been with us since last June.
Sam's got excellent wilderness skills.
Sam's got excellent wilderness skills.
Sam's parents passed away a number of years ago.
Scout Master Ward confirms they've had no luck.
Scout Master Ward, I presume.
Scout Master's log, September 2nd.
Scout Master's log. October 10th.
Scout Master's log. September 4th.
See you tomorrow.
Send him to an insane asylum.
Shakusky, you in there?
Shakusky! Breakfast!
Shall be denied due and proper consideration
She didn't love me back.
She doesn't have any friends.
She has a pen pal! It's very intimate. They planned this together.
She left her binoculars on a hook in the chapel tent.
She says I go berserk. Our principal is against me. Why do some...
She sit for this?
She stabbed Redford in the back with lefty scissors.
She stole the batteries out of my flashlight.
She's too scruffy for me.
She's violent, Mrs. Bishop, it's assault.
Shot Deluca in both arms.
Sign here, initial here and here.
Since you're a less experienced hiker,
Sixteen and a half, sir.
Sixteen baritone bass singers.
Skotak, what's all this lumber for?
Snare drums.
So are you.
So are you.
So part of his brain doesn't get removed out of him?
So you see, the composer Benjamin Britten
So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Social Services has ever had the misfortune
Social Services?
Some of these are going to be overdue.
Some ripped up newspapers, and a bucket of wheat paste.
Some rubber bands, extra batteries, my toothbrush,
Somebody get Jed a cup of coffee.
Somebody wrote on him.
Sometimes I stick leaves on my hair. It helps cool your head down.
Sounds like jail.
Specifically?
Spit out the gum, sister. In fact, everybody.
Split up on foot.
Spot check.
St. Jack's Church is the designated storm shelter.
Stand by, Commander Pierce.
Stay tuned for further information
Stick a pebble in your mouth and suck on it.
Stole the batteries out of the flashlight...
Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Stop him!
Strong winds, as you can see, already at 22 knots.
Supposedly, they got to third base.
Suzy, Lionel, Murray, Rudy, dinner!
Suzy! Dinner! I'm not going to say it again.
Suzy?
Suzy? Sam?
Suzy's missing, too! Go find her.
Take the carbon, leave the Bible. Let's go.
Take the commander off me!
Take them off!
Take your hands off my wife!
Tell him. Over.
Tell Social Services the boy's at Fort Lebanon.
Thank goodness she missed the artery. Here, bite on this.
Thank you, but I'm saying before that, six weeks ago, from day one.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That is, the whole orchestra.
That Scout Master on New Penzance has now lost his entire troop.
That show you all the separate parts of the orchestra.
That sounds like poetry.
That was one of the best pitched campsites I've ever seen.
That was the girl that did that.
That was the girl.
That's a loaded question.
That's correct.
That's her.
That's it! I am citing you for gross misconduct.
That's my fee.
That's not acceptable.
That's not enough.
That's not true. He just felt her up.
That's right.
That's the end of the short form.
That's the first I've heard of it.
That's true.
That's true.
That's up to social services. They'll be in touch with you.
That's very eloquent.
The barometer reads 28 inches and dropping.
The Black Beacon storm was considered
The coastal areas of New Penzance
The dam at Black Beacon Reservoir.
The fastest way would be sea plane.
The infirmary at Fort Lebanon. We'll be right behind you. You got it?
The instruments come in one after another
The latrine, however, does continue to present...
The parents of the stabber?
The report describes an assault with scissors.
The rest of the troop will probably be glad to hear this.
The search party's not over yet. In other words...
The skipper owes me an IOU.
The stick's moving.
The time is now 4:35 a. M.
The tongues touch each other.
The tropical cyclone, which originated last week
The trumpets, the horns, the trombones and the tubas.
The two of them conspired in this together.
The vehicle appears to be in good working order,
The violins, the violas, the cellos and the double basses.
The year is 1965.
The? Utes, the oboes, the clarinets and the bassoons.
Then why aren't we worried about that?
There's a broken gumball machine right behind the snack tent.
There's a porcupine.
These are my books. I like stories with magic powers in them.
These smaller pieces are called variations,
They could get killed out there!
They found the campfire.
They got him right through the neck.
They got him right through the neck.
They just fled camp. We're in pursuit.
They ran away again.
They snuck me down the laundry chute
They were prepared to die for each other out there.
They'll bite you if you put your fingers down their mouths.
They'll look after Sam. Good luck to you.
They're accompanied by a 12 year old girl
They're coming down. Over and...
They're going home for...
They're just supposed to be creative.
They're not really Sunday school shoes.
Thin wood blocks.
Think of their faces every day,
This end of the island and fly low.
This is my record player. It works with batteries.
This is our land!
This is Scout Master Randy Ward.
This is the island of New Penzance.
This is the island of St. Jack Wood,
This is the most important decision you've made in your lives.
This troop has been very shabby to Field Mate Sam Shakusky.
Those sons of bitches.
Those were your last words. Do you understand?
Tilt your head sideways.
Timpani!
To be the region's most destructive meteorological event
To come with me in the station wagon.
To determine whether or not the boy
To encounter in a 27 year career!
Tower control, this is Jed.
Triangle.
Trombone.
True.
Trumpets.
Tuba!
Tubular bells.
Turn right and follow to the end. I will meet you in the meadow.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh... Can you French kiss?
Ukulele.
Unfortunately, it is...
Until further notice.
Until help arrives, I'm deputizing the little guy, the skinny one,

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