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Blue Velvet (1986)

Blue Velvet (1986)

Blue Velvet is a critically acclaimed neo-noir mystery film released in 1986, directed by David Lynch. This atmospheric masterpiece takes the audience on a journey of darkness, exploring the hidden and grotesque underbelly of suburban America.

The film stars Kyle MacLachlan as Jeffrey Beaumont, a college student who stumbles upon a severed ear while walking through a field. This discovery sets off a chain of events that lead him into the mysterious world of Dorothy Vallens, brilliantly portrayed by Isabella Rossellini, a tortured nightclub singer. As Jeffrey delves deeper into Dorothy's world, he becomes entangled in a dangerous web involving drugs, corruption, and sadomasochism.

Bringing an unnerving intensity to the screen is Dennis Hopper, who delivers a jaw-dropping performance as the psychotic Frank Booth. Hopper’s portrayal of Booth, a man consumed by his own perverse desires, is both mesmerizing and terrifying. Laura Dern also shines in the role of Sandy Williams, Jeffrey's innocent girlfriend who becomes both his confidante and partner in unraveling the dark secrets of Blue Velvet.

One of the most striking elements of the film is its use of sound. Angelo Badalamenti’s haunting score perfectly complements the film's surreal atmosphere. From the iconic opening strains of the title track, “Blue Velvet,” to the eerie ambient sounds that permeate various scenes, the music pulls the viewer deeper into Lynch’s twisted world.

In addition to Badalamenti's score, the film features a number of memorable songs. One standout is “Mysteries of Love,” a haunting and melancholic ballad performed by Julee Cruise. The song serves as an emotional anchor throughout the film, capturing the longing and surreal beauty that permeates its narrative.

Lynch's masterful direction and attention to detail create a visual feast for the eyes. The cinematography by Frederick Elmes presents a dreamlike and surreal depiction of suburban America, juxtaposing the idyllic setting with the lurking darkness beneath the surface. His use of color, particularly the vibrant hues of blue, creates a strong visual motif that enhances the film's sense of strangeness and unease.

Blue Velvet garnered both critical acclaim and controversy upon its release. It was praised for its bold and unflinching exploration of the human psyche, as well as its subversion of traditional narrative structures. However, the film also faced controversy due to its explicit content and depiction of violence, pushing the boundaries of what was deemed acceptable in mainstream cinema at the time.

Despite its divisive reception, Blue Velvet has since become a cult classic. Its profound impact on the film industry is undeniable, as it influenced a new wave of directors and paved the way for unconventional storytelling. The film's legacy lives on, resonating with audiences and continuing to provoke thought and discussion.

If you find yourself captivated by the dark allure of Blue Velvet, you can immerse yourself in its soundscape by playing and downloading the film's mesmerizing soundtrack. Feel the tension and mystery unravel as the haunting melodies transport you to a world of secrets and darkness.

In conclusion, Blue Velvet is a striking and unforgettable cinematic experience. With its mesmerizing performances, evocative visuals, and hauntingly beautiful soundscape, it remains a timeless masterpiece that challenges conventions and defies categorization. Step into Lynch's enigmatic world, but be warned – once you peer through the veil of Blue Velvet, there's no turning back.

A candy coloured clown they call the Sandman
A candy coloured clown they call the Sandman
A candy coloured clown they call the Sandman.
A candy coloured clown they call the Sandman.
A drug dealer was shot to death and a woman had her legs broken.
A silent prayer
A very dangerous man.
All my old friends are gone.
All right, I'll be right there.
All right, where do you wanna go?
All right! Let's hit the fuckin' road!
All right.
All right.
All the love
Also, it looks like the ear was cut off with scissors.
And dance
And for the longest time there was just this darkness.
And I still can see
And it seemed like that love
And it's all secret.
And kiss for ever
And kiss for ever
And meet a well dressed man carrying an alligator briefcase.
And show
And show
And the mysteries of love
And the mysteries of love
And the mysteries of love
And the robins represented love.
And the world was dark because there weren't any robins.
And then that man came out and met with a third man. This well dressed guy.
And they flew down and brought this blinding light of love.
And you and I
And, coming home through the field behind Vista,
Anyone wanna go on a joyride with us?
Anything.
Anything.
Anyway, I know you do understand.
Are love
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you back?
Are you crazy?
Are you gonna continue with this?
Are you the one that found the ear?
Aren't you gonna tell me about it?
As a warning for her to stay alive.
As lonely as a blue
At the sound of the falling tree...
At the sound of the falling tree...
Aunt Barbara... I love you but you're gonna get it.
Baby wants blue velvet.
Baby wants to fuck!
Be prepared to come in for further interrogation on this later.
Before the dawn
Behave yourself. Don't blow it.
Blue
Blue velvet
Blue velvet
Blue velvet
Blue velvet
Bluer than velvet was the night
Bluer than velvet was the night
Bluer than velvet was the night
Bluer than velvet were her eyes
Bluer than velvet were her eyes
Bluer than velvet were her eyes
But also not to ask more about the case.
But I have to ask you not only not to tell anybody about your find,
But in my heart there'll always be
But in my heart there'll always be
But just
But one name that keeps coming up is this woman singer.
But when she left
Bye, Ben.
Bye, Dad.
Bye.
Can't you fuckin' remember anything?
Cheers. Wow. Suave, man.
Close to the field where you found the ear.
Closer.
Coffee time.
Come clear
Come clear
Come clear
Come closer.
Come on, I'll help you.
Come on, John. Get it in gear, pal.
Come on, Mike. Look, I don't wanna cause any problems.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I want you to meet a friend of mine.
Come on. We're gonna go for a joyride.
Come to my bedroom.
Cos it's crazy... and dangerous.
Dad?
Dad? Mom?
Daddy's comin' home.
Darling, could you bring some glasses? And we'll have a beer with Frank.
Darling, where's the glasses?
Darling.
Detective Williams?
Detective Williams? I'm hiding in the back bedroom.
Detective Williams.
Did he hurt your little face?
Do it for Van Gogh.
Do you have a Detective Williams still working here?
Do you know what a love letter is?
Do you like me?
Do you like talk like that?
Do you like the way I feel?
Do you like the way I feel?
Do you sneak in girls' apartments to see them get undressed?
Do you wanna do bad things?
Don!
Don?
Don?
Don? Don?
Don. Help him.
Don... Don, it's all right, don't worry. Don! Don, can you hear me?
Don't be a good neighbour to her.
Don't get the police!
Don't move. Don't look at me.
Don't pick me up. My dad might think it's strange.
Don't say anything, or I'll kill you. I mean it.
Don't take that attitude.
Don't touch me! Or I'll kill you!
Don't you even wanna hear the plan?
Don't you fuckin' look at me!
Don't you fuckin' look at me!
Don't you fuckin' look at me!
Don't you fuckin' look at me! Don't you fuckin' look at me!
Don't you fuckin' look at me.
Don't you look at me, fuck!
Donny! Donny!
Dorothy Vallens is married, to a man named Don.
Dorothy Vallens, seventh floor.
Dorothy Vallens, seventh floor.
Dorothy Vallens?
Dorothy, I know some of what's happening.
Dorothy, you gotta do something, go to the police or...
Easy does it, Jeffrey.
Every line
Everything is OK now. I just don't wanna talk about it.
Excuse us, por favor.
Fall so blue
Feel 'em! Huh? You like that?
Feel me.
Feel my muscles. Huh?
Fine, Frank, fine.
Fine, Frank, fine. How are you?
First we'll have a really nice dinner. Try to find out where Dorothy Vallens sings.
Five minutes from now, you're not gonna believe what I've told you.
Float
For now, all right, you better be. And Sandy better not be involved with this.
Four.
Frank has done this to force Dorothy to do things for him.
Frank has your husband and son, doesn't he?
Frank is on his way in a well dressed man disguise. I've got no way out...
Frank, I have something for ya.
Frank, leave him alone!
Frank! Frank!
Frank's here.
From the stars
From the stars
Fuck with me, man.
Fuckin' good. I'm real fuckin' good.
Get away! Get away from my bed! Stay away!
Get back and stay down.
Get on your knees! Do it!
Get out of there! Get out!
Get over there on that couch.
Get your father. Tell him to send the police to Dorothy's apartment.
Give me your wallet. Give me your wallet!
Goddamn!
Gone tomorrow.
Gone was the glow
Gone was the glow of blue velvet
Good luck yourself.
Good night, Detective Williams.
Good.
Gordon went right up to 'em in broad daylight, cos he's the man, right?
Gordon went right up to 'em in broad daylight, cos he's the man, right?
Grand Central Station.
Great. I'll pick you up about eight?
Had the biggest tongue in the world.
Hang on.
He put his disease in me.
He put his disease in me.
He said "What?", Frank.
He said someone was hurt and he wants Detective Williams there.
He took those drugs away and it was beautiful.
He took those drugs away and it was fuckin' beautiful.
He's a good kid, Frank.
He's going to apartment 26.
He's got a radio.
Heineken? Fuck that shit!
Heineken.
Hello, baby.
Hello? Yes, sir. Frank? Frank, let me talk to him.
Hello. My name is Jeffrey Beaumont. Is Detective Williams here?
Help him.
Help me.
Help me.
Help out at my father's hardware store.
Help out at my father's hardware store.
Here I come, ready or not.
Here today,
Here, Frank. Here come the glasses.
Here's that photo.
Here's to Ben.
Hey, baby. Hey, babe.
Hey, baby. Hey, babe.
Hey, Dad.
Hey, do you like to walk?
Hey, Double Ed, where are the overalls?
Hey, Ed, how many fingers?
Hey, John, get a move on.
Hey, neighbour. You shit for brains, man! You forgot I have a police radio!
Hey, pretty, pretty!
Hey, Raymond? You get enough beer for Ben, too.
Hey, you wanna go for a ride?
Hi.
Hi. May I come in?
His address is on the back of the photo.
Hit me!
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me. Hit me.
Hold him tight for me.
Hold me! I'm falling!
How about you? Huh?
How did you know?
Hurry, though.
I already know. The Slow Club on Route 7.
I brought some friends, I brought some beer.
I can hear your fuckin' radio, you stupid shit!
I can hear your fuckin' radio, you stupid shit!
I can make him do anything I please.
I can stall if it's more, but I need time to find a good window. All right?
I can't believe what you're finding out.
I can't help it
I can't help it
I can't outrun this guy. My father's got a gun at home.
I can't prove any of this. I found out my information illegally.
I close my eyes
I close my eyes
I didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me.
I didn't have time to get a window, but I found these keys. Nifty, huh?
I do, but if something went wrong...
I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.
I don't know much but bits and pieces. I hear things.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like that.
I don't need very much time, just a few seconds. Whaddaya think?
I don't see how they could do that. I could never eat a bug.
I don't think you should stay. I think you should go home. Can you drive this car?
I don't wanna talk about it.
I forgive you, Jeffrey.
I got it.
I got you into this.
I guess we better go.
I guess you gotta get back home pretty soon, huh?
I had a dream.
I have some Awake! magazines for you.
I have to show you some photos and tell you some things about them.
I have your disease in me now.
I hope you sneak out OK.
I hope you're OK, Jeffrey.
I just know, that's all.
I know some things. They could help your father, but you might get into trouble.
I know the difference between right and wrong.
I know. I'll be sweet.
I like to sing "Blue Velvet".
I like you.
I like you...
I looked for you in my closet tonight.
I love Mike.
I love you, Jeffrey.
I love you, too.
I love you! Love me!
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, it sounds like a good daydream, but... actually doing it's too weird.
I memorise
I need you.
I only saw his back. I think he went out a door at the end of the hall.
I only saw his back. I think he went out a door at the end of the hall.
I saw the Yellow Man come out
I shoot when I see the whites of the eyes.
I softly say
I still don't know how you do that.
I still have you inside of me.
I think Frank cut the ear I found off her husband
I think Frank kidnapped her husband and son. I have no hard proof of this.
I think she wants to die.
I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank.
I took your key. I didn't mean to do anything except see you.
I understand. I'm just real curious, like you said.
I used to know a kid that lived there.
I walk
I want you to hurt me.
I want you to stay.
I was about to go to the door when that guy did it for me.
I was the same way myself when I was your age.
I will go to her apartment as a pest control man. I will spray her apartment.
I will, believe me.
I... But I couldn't watch that.
I... found an ear.
I'll be right with you.
I'll bet someone could learn a lot by getting into that woman's apartment.
I'll call you.
I'll drink to that.
I'll fuck anything that moves!
I'll go one, two, three, four, and then you'll hear it
I'll go, then.
I'll let you know all the details.
I'll pick you up at eight.
I'll see ya tomorrow and I'll tell ya how it went.
I'll see ya Tuesday, Frank.
I'll send you a love letter.
I'll tell you.
I'll walk over to your house. I'll be there at eight o'clock. OK?
I'm all right.
I'm doing it.
I'm falling! Hold me!
I'm gonna honk four times.
I'm gonna let them find you on their own.
I'm gonna try and sneak in tonight.
I'm home from school. My father's in the hospital.
I'm involved in a mystery. I'm in the middle of a mystery.
I'm leaving now.
I'm not crazy.
I'm Paul.
I'm Paul. What's your name?
I'm really sorry. I didn't know. I'm really sorry.
I'm really... Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm scared!
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm seeing something that was always hidden.
I'm sorry, Dorothy.
I'm takin' your neighbour out to the fuckin' country.
I've called for an ambulance. The police are on their way.
If I cry
If you like, Frank.
If you wanna spray for bugs, Jeffrey, it causes us no pain.
In a darkness
In dreams I talk
In dreams I walk
In dreams you're mine
In dreams you're mine
In light
In love
In me
In me
In the dream, there was our world,
In you
In you
Into the magic night
Is he there with you?
Is little Donny all right?
Is that so surprising?
Is that you, Jeffrey?
Is...
It helps me.
It is a strange world.
It used to make me laugh.
It.
It's 9.30!
It's a bullet from a fuckin' gun, fucker.
It's a strange world, isn't it?
It's a strange world.
It's a strange world.
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chain saws out.
It's all over, Jeffrey.
It's crazy, I know. I don't know where you come from, but...
It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon?
It's Frank Booth.
It's Friday. Do you have a date?
It's good to see you.
It's good to see you.
It's horrible, too.
It's Mike! Jeffrey, it's Mike. Oh, my God.
It's not crazy. I like you too.
It's OK. It's OK.
It's only the bug man.
It's really close by. That's what's so creepy.
It's right here, Frank.
Jeffrey Beaumont. What are you doing in my apartment, Jeffrey Beaumont?
Jeffrey, come over here and look at this.
Jeffrey, don't. Please.
Jeffrey, I mean it. It doesn't matter.
Jeffrey, she's possibly involved in murder. This is givin' me the creeps.
Jeffrey, why?
Jeffrey.
Jeffrey...
Jeffrey...
Jesus, goddamn.
Joyride.
Just a little fatherly advice.
Just a minute, Tom.
Just need to do the kitchen.
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Keep us so near
Leave her alone!
Let Tits see her kid, huh?
Let's drink to fucking.
Let's fuck!
Let's go. Get your fuckin' robe!
Let's just go. I'll try to talk to him later.
Let's see what the coroner makes of it.
Lie down.
Lieutenant, we're at Frank's place now. The raid has commenced, as scheduled.
Like a flame burning brightly
Like dreamers do
Like you said, they may be involved in murder.
Logs, logs, logs
Logs, logs, logs. Lumberton, USA.
Look at me. Daddy's coming home.
Look on her mailbox for the number, bright boy.
Look, forget me. You've got to tell him.
Look, this is an emergency.
Look.
Love letters straight from your heart
Love was ours
Love was ours
Lumberton
Lunchtime.
Man, I like Heineken! You like Heineken?
Man, oh man.
Maybe the robins are here.
Mike, stop it.
Mommy loves you.
Mommy! Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy!
Mommy...
Move it!
Mr Beaumont?
My
My dad drinks Bud.
My dreams of you
My God.
My name is Jeffrey Beaumont. I live near you. I believe you know my father Tom?
My nipple is getting hard.
My secret lover.
New axe, 48721.
Next!
No one will suspect us.
No one would think two people like us would be crazy enough to do this.
No police!
No police!
No smile for Frank? No?
No way! I want to see you! Get undressed!
No, Donny, Mama loves you!
No, I'm not.
No, just around the neighbourhood. Don't worry.
No, never before this.
No, thanks.
No! No! Donny, Mama loves you!
No.
No. I don't wanna hurt you. I told you, I wanna help you.
Nothing, really. But it's interesting.
Nothing.
Now are you gonna tell me why we're here?
Now get this. In the distance, there was a murder.
Now it's dark.
Now it's dark.
Now it's dark.
Now it's dark.
Now just settle down. I have a plan which I think will work.
Now listen. You sure you don't need me or this rig for a while?
Now show it to me.
Number 25 is vacant, so maybe we can go through there.
Number one.
Number two.
Of
Of course.
Oh, brother, Jeffrey.
Oh, Don, hold me. Hold me.
Oh, Donny!
Oh, Frank. This is a fine surprise that you brought your friends.
Oh, God, they've hurt him. Oh, Jeffrey! Jeffrey, Jeffrey, hold me!
Oh, God.
Oh, great.
Oh, I know. We got to go to Ben's, right?
Oh, Jeffrey.
Oh, Jeffrey...
Oh, look at those.
Oh, my God. That hat.
Oh, right. We've got to see Ben.
Oh. I guess I'll talk to you later, then.
OK, Frank... sir.
OK, fuck it! Let's go!
OK, honey.
OK, yeah, call.
OK.
OK. Good luck.
OK. I promise I won't mention you.
OK. I'll tell Mike I'm sick.
OK. Let's go.
Once the tests are done, quite a lot.
One day when it's all sewed up,
One well dressed fuckin' man knows where your fuckin' cute little butt's hidin'.
Ooh, baby... Ooh, baby wants to pinch them.
Ooh, let me feel 'em. Come here.
Ours a love I held tightly
Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Paul... candy coloured clown.
Please be with me. Be with me, please.
Please hurry.
Please, Frank... sir.
Please, sit down.
Please, sit down.
Precious and warm a memory
Precious and warm a memory
Pretty, pretty. Pretty, pretty.
Promise me you'll help him!
Put your hands up! On your head! Do it!
Raymond, do a little baby sitting.
Raymond, where's the fuckin' beer, man?
Raymond?
Raymond?
Really.
Right here, in front of your own stupid house. Get outta here!
Right now, though, I can't.
Right out in the car I happen to have some old overalls and a bug spraying rig.
Right, Ben.
Same here.
Sandy,
Sandy, look.
Sandy.
See my breast?
See that clock on the wall?
See that, Ben?
See ya!
See, here are the glasses.
Sex, blood type, whether the ear came off a dead person.
Shadows
She
She lives in an apartment real close to your house.
She wore blue velvet
She wore blue velvet
She wore blue velvet
She wore blue velvet
She wore blue velvet
She's married.
Shit, man. How the shit are ya?
Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up! Don't say anything. Hide in the closet.
Shut up! Just shut up, all right? Nobody's talkin' to you.
So are you.
So long, Jeffrey. You two have a nice time tonight, OK?
So what are you doin' now?
So, what's next?
So... what are you gonna do now that you're home?
So... what are you gonna do now that you're home?
Softer than satin was the light
Softer than satin was the light
Softer than satin was the light
Sometimes a wind blows
Sometimes it's good to talk things over. For instance, they say many marriages...
Sometimes it's necessary to take a risk.
Spread your legs.
Stand up.
Star
Stay in place.
Stop it, Frank!
Stop it!
Straight from my heart, fucker!
Suave... Goddamn, you're one suave fucker.
Sure.
Tell him to hurry. I'm leaving right now.
Tell me any plan you want, but it's not going any further than this diner.
Tell me it's all right I opened myself to you.
Thank you for the toast. That was very nice, neighbour.
Thank you, Jimmy. See you tomorrow. Good night.
Thank you, Raymond.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That doesn't scare me.
That feel better?
That we
That we...
That's good.
That's her building right there.
That's kind of interesting.
The Blue Lady, Miss Dorothy Vallens.
The person may very well still be alive somewhere.
The town where people really know how much wood a woodchuck chucks.
Then I drift away
Then I drift away
Then I fall asleep to dream
Then I want you to show me exactly where you found it.
Then two guys told me the police would find drugs in the dead dealer's place.
There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience.
There better be nothin' wrong.
There's a whole lotta wood Waitin' out there, so let's get goin'.
There's another man involved in all this. I call him the Yellow Man.
There's very little for you to do, but I do need your help.
They had her under surveillance,
They have a son.
They went to a factory, stood on a staircase and looked into the distance.
They... they've hurt his head.
They're doing tests. I was at the hospital this morning
They're giving me my own hours, which is nice.
They're on the bottom shelf, rolled up, where they've always been.
Things got out of hand.
This is the first picture.
This is the mighty voice of Lumberton,
This is the mighty W O O D, the musical voice of Lumberton.
This photo is of Frank and another man as they went into Frank's building.
This...
Thousands of robins were set free.
Three minutes. No sooner.
Through
Through my tears
Through the years
Through the years...
Tiptoes to my room every night
To you
Today I saw the Yellow Man go into Frank's building, laughing with Frank.
Today I staked out Frank's place With a camera.
Torned.
Torned.
Twenty two...
Until when? What are you gonna do with this?
USA
USA
Very interesting. I know you must be curious to know more.
Very much.
Wait a minute. What's her name?
Wait just a minute.
Wait. Here's to an interesting experience, huh?
Wanna dance?
Warmer than May her tender sighs
We do not know his whereabouts at this time.
We may all be killed.
We were just talking.
We'll check the morgue records, but I don't recall anything minus an ear.
We're givin' our neighbour a joyride! Let's get on with it!
We're together
We're together
Well, find him!
Well, I don't know.
Well, Jeffrey, you found something very interesting.
Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
Well... there are a couple of cases I get mixed up on.
What are you doing?
What can you tell about the person from the ear?
What did you see, tonight?
What do you know about the ear?
What do you mean, you're lucky to be able to call me?
What do you mean?
What do you want me to do?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What happened to him?
What the fuck... Where are you? Where are you?
What.
What're you looking at?
What's the matter? Give 'em back. They're just a little red, that's all.
What's wrong?
When I can have
Where are we going, Frank?
Where have you been?
Where is my dream?
Where...
While apart
Who else knows you have these photos?
Who, Dorothy?
Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa Whoa Whoa
Why are there people like Frank?
Why are you here?
Why don't you lie down?
Why is there so much trouble in this world?
Wider.
With you
Wore
Would be the only thing that would make any difference,
Would you excuse us for a moment, please?
Would you like to come in the ambulance?
Yeah, but... I don't think it's gonna do much good.
Yeah, I saw him outside.
Yeah, I worry... a lot.
Yeah, I'm all right.
Yeah, if they open the door.
Yeah, if they open the door.
Yeah, it's me. I'm hiding in Dorothy Vallens' apartment.
Yeah, say "Here's to your fuck, Frank."
Yeah, that's right. Let's take a look at it.
Yeah, we got to, got to, got to, got to.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I do.
Yeah. I thought I should bring it to you.
Yeah. It's me.
Yes, he's up in room 221.
Yes, sir.
Yes, that's a human ear, all right.
Yes, that's a human ear, all right.
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You are so fuckin' suave.
You better call him. And... get an ambulance.
You can feel it.
You can feel it.
You can touch it.
You could get into a lot of trouble.
You did? A human ear?
You didn't goof it up. But... you still owe me one.
You ever been to Arlene's?
You ever been to pussy heaven?
You fuck!
You fuck!
You gone
You got about one fuckin' second to live, buddy!
You have a point there.
You hungry or thirsty, or both?
You knock on the door, draw her attention away from me, and I'll jimmy a window.
You know anything?
You know, sneak in, hide, and observe.

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