The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) Edit

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A guy at St. Pete's owed me a favor.

A month or so, okay?

A month or so, okay?

A month, a year?

A Mr. Pagoda.

About Richie.

About six weeks.

About that letter I wrote to you?

Absolutely not.

Across the street.

Actually, I don't believe I'll join you tonight.

Actually, I made it.

Adopted.

Alex? Okay.

All of you.

All right, boys.

All right, Dudley

All right, now, just set one of them hickory trunks

All right, that's enough.

All right, we'll think of something.

All right, well.

All right! Ha! Oh, shit! Oh, Jesus.

All right?

Almost.

Among the few possessions he /eff to his he/'rs

And a backup security system installed.

And a light.

And are they all right?

And as far as Royal's concerned, he's the most...

And at least keep the status quo.

And buried him in a canvas duffel bag.

And came back with half a finger m/lssing.

And camped out

And color blindness.

And continue the stomach cancer medication.

And divorce to a recording artist in Jamaica

And Father Petersen is leg had not yet mended...

And get some fireworks?

And had overseen excavations

And had seen both poles, five oceans

And he came out to me in a canoe.

And he was a hired assassin.

And her new husband, Raleigh St. Clair.

And hitting the cemetery?

And how is it possible

And I aim to do it.

And I don't know what to do.

And I got kicked out of my hotel.

And I heard about Eli.

And I love you more than anything.

And I must respect her position on the matter.

And I never knew how much interest you had, uh, sweetie.

And I want to get better.

And I wanted your advice.

And initial here and sign there.

And leave it at that, Richie.

And no damn two bit, chartered accountant

And note the decomposition levels.

And probably understand her better than anyone.

And raised the children

And recoup the deductible.

And seemed to have an almost preternatural understanding

And she's your sister.

And smart as a whip.

And soaking in the tub.

And some instructions for the funeral

And survived on crackers and root beer.

And their education was her highest priority.

And then I thought I could get rid of Henry...

And then I'll come back to check on him.

And then they separated.

And then, uh, pry open that ventilator shaft.

And they rode on in the friscalating dusk light.”

And to direct you, in writing

And transfer to a third c/ass state room

And try to repair the damage?

And was the only witness to h/is father's death.

And won the U. S. Nationals three years in a row.

And you don't eat

And you nearly killed your poor brother.

And you two are having some problems

And your ex husband.

And your grades from college?

And... actually, I think he's crying.

Another dent here, and another dent here.

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple burgers

Anyway, I'm glad you're here now.

Anyway, let me know when you make up your mind.

Anyway, that's what they used to say.

Anyway, they mostly just talked about you.

Apropos of my question

Are there priests on call?

Are we still friends?

Are we?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?!

Are you ever coming home?

Are you familiar with Laver?

Are you getting divorced?

Are you in any pain?

Are you okay?

Are you or aren't you?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you trying to steal my woman?

Aren't you supposed to be in the hospital?

Aren't you supposed to be in the hospital?

Ari, fire alarm! Let's go!

Ari, it's not your decision.

Ari, Uzi, where are you?

ARI: We don't mind, Dad.

ARI: We take boxing and self defense classes.

ARI: Well, /bet Mom would have wanted us

Ari.

As a result of having children, but, uh...

As did their dog

As your accountant, Mr. Sherman, yes.

At Colby General.

At the 375th Street )'.

At the appropriate time.

At the moment, no... but... it doesn't look good.

At which point, I apparently lost control of the vehicle

Attempted, anyway.

Au re vo/r.

Aw, shit, man.

Baby, I'm dying

Because I finally want to meet them.

Because I started the corporation when I was a minor.

Because I started the corporation when I was a minor.

Because of me?

Because of the medication he's on

Because you're hurting me.

Before they carve it on the headstone, okay?

Bene. 8/Z

Boys!

Breeding Dalmatian mice

Briefly, and he agreed that we...

Buckley, sit.

Buckley! Buckley!

Buckley.

But believe me, whatever it is, it's not worth it.

But Buckley's still under there.

But had failed to develop as a painter.

But I did find it Odd

But I don't.

But I just can't.

But I just want to say, the last six days have been

But I need some time.

But I need some time.

But I think he's been very depressed.

But I thought...

But I understood.

But I... I guess you can wake him up and throw him out...

But I'd really feel blue

But I'll take it as a compliment.

But I'm going to live.

But if I did...

But in answer to your question

But it was agreed among them

But now I get it.

But she's still my wife.

But the children are three quarters Mick Catholic.

But then, what isn't these days, right?

But there are no sprinklers here, either.

But these aren't structure bearing elements, Dad.

But we hadn't spoken in seven years.

But we have to pull some strings to make it happen.

But we just met.

But why is this necessary?

But you can't raise boys to be scared of life.

But you didn't have a drug problem then.

But, but, I feel...

But, I mean, he wasn't that involved.

But... anyway, maybe I can help.

By the way, I heard about that letter you sent to Eli.

By the way.

By two decades of betrayal, fia/Yure, and disaster

Call Doctor McClure.

Can I ask you something, Hank?

Can I say something to you, Henry?

Can I see my grandsons?

Can we read it?

Can you paraphrase it for us?

Can you pay her in cash?

Can't somebody be a shit their whole life

Can't somebody be a shit their whole life

Change it, huh?

Chas came home.

Chas has those boys cooped up

Chas rode with him in the ambulance

Chas, Chas! Richie!

CHAS: Can we move him?

CHAS: Eli!

CHAS: Hey!

CHAS: Ho ho!

CHAS: Let's look at the actuals, okay?

Chas?

Chas?

Chas?

Chas.

Chas.

Chas...

CHILDREN: ; Happy birthday to you J

Coltrane?

Combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come in.

Come on, let's shag ass.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

COMMENTATOR: I think you're right.

COMMENTATOR: I've never seen anything like this.

COMMENTATOR: Oh, yes.

COMMENTATOR: That's 72 unforced errors

Congratulations to both of you.

Could you let us in your backyard, ma'am?

Could you spot me a quarter?

Cover for us, will you, Dusty?

Dad, they ran over Buckley.

Dad, you were never dying.

Dad!

Dad.

Dad. He pulled them out of the way.

Damn!

Dear Heavenly Father...

Dear Mom:

Desmond?

Destined for the Eastern seaboard.

Did Eli send you that?

Did I hit the dog?

Did you already know that?

Did you call a locksmith?

Did you just call me “Coltrane”?

Did you pack your bags before you got locked out

Did you say you're on mescaline?

Did you tell Margot

Did you try to sew it back on?

DISPATCHER (on radio) 78 35, Code Six.

Do me a favor.

Do they?

Do you believe that?

Do you copy, Anonymous?

Do you have an alternate?

Do you live here?

Do you mind if we get a picture with you?

Do you send my mother your clippings...

Do you still love Mom?

Do you understand?

Doctor said to let him sleep.

Does she know?

Doesn't matter.

Don't be mad at me.

Don't be silly.

Don't give me that guff.

Don't listen to me.

Don't press him right now.

Don't repeat that, by the way.

Don't talk semantics with me.

Don't talk to him like that.

Don't you think?

Don't... Well, just...

Done.

Dressed up in animal costumes.

Dudley suffers from a rare disorder

Dudley, where is he?

DUSTY: Can you see out of it?

E/I checked himse/finto a rehabilitation hospital

Eli Cash.

Eli just crashed his car into the front of the house.

ELI: Course it doesn't mean

ELI: Open the door.

ELI: Tenenbaum!

Eli!

Ethel, baby...

Ethel, hold on, hold on.

Ethel.

Etheline and Hen/y were married

ETHELINE Taxi!

ETHELINE: Are we divorced?

ETHELINE: How long have you been a smoker?

ETHELINE: Oh, my goodness.

ETHELINE: Oh, my goodness.

ETHELINE: What's he talking about?

Etheline... mind coming up here for a minute, please?

Everyone's against me.

Everything seems to be in order.

Excuse me for a moment.

Excuse me. Come on.

Excuse us, please?

Fed Mordecai three sardines, and set him free.

Feels like we're camping.

Financially and personally.

Find the guy and get him?

Fine, thanks.

Fine.

Finish here.

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

First thing I want to do is

For 22 years.

For about as long as I can remember.

For everyone?

For example, none of the Tenenbaums knew

For how long?

For Mr. Tenenbaum to withdraw these funds

For Richie Tenenbaum.

For the Department of Housing and the 7'ransitAuth0rity.

For the first time in 17 years.

For your marital status

Four minutes, 48 seconds.

Four years later

Frederick.

From professional tennis at 26'.

From Rachael's death.

From you?

Game. Change sides.

Gentlemen... how much do you already know?

Get out.

Go ahead.

Go around to the other side.

Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go!

Go, Mordecai.

Go!

God... damn...

Goddamn it, don't do that to yourself.

Going UP?

Good boy.

Good bye, Royal.

Good evening, sir.

Good morning, Jerry.

Good night, everyone.

Good night, my boy.

Good night.

Good.

Good.

Got a minute?

Got the sucker on the ropes.

Grab me a Nembutal, will you, son?

Great.

Grizzly bear.

Had been erased

Hang on.

Hang on.

Has had a profound effect on me.

Have you heard of me?

Have you met someone else?

Have you spoken to him about this?

Have you told your children?

HAYWARD: I don't know, Jim.

HAYWARD: Neither have I.

HAYWARD: That's his sister, Margot

HAYWARD: That's his sister, Margot

He also stole bonds

He always sends me his clippings.

He and Ari and Uzi are going to stay

He and his wife had three children

He can sleep in the room above us.

He carried me to the hospital on his back.

He did.

He didn't look half bad for a suicide.

He flew right in here.

He had become increasingly concerned with their safety.

He had decided birds should not be kept in cages

He has a cancer.

He has a cancer.

He has a highly acute sense of hearing.

He has his reasons.

He has permission to sleep over.

He kept a studio in the corner of the ballroom

He negot/lated the purchase of h/is father's summer house

He saved my life, you know.

He saved them.

He says he's in love with you.

He started buying real estate in h/is earLv teens

He used to send me his grades in college.

He was a regular fixture at fam/[v gatherings

He wrote me a letter.

He'd be much more comfortable here than he would...

He'll be in tomorrow afternoon.

He'll probably sleep for several hours

He's a notary public.

He's done it for years.

He's everything that I'm not.

He's not your father.

He's on drugs.

He's playing the worst tennis of his life.

He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks

He's your dad, too, Chas.

Helen.

Hell of a damn grave.

Hello there, Dusty.

Hello, beautiful.

Hello, Ethel.

Hello, I'm calling in regards to a Dr. McClure yes

Hello, Richie.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Please tell Mr. Royal this is the Pagoda.

Henry Sherman.

Henry, are you all right?

Henry, I have no interest in Franklin Benedict

Henry, wait a second.

HENRY: Yeah.

Henry?

Henry?

Henry's your dad?

Her father had always noted th/Ls when introducing her.

Here I come.

Hey, baby, give me a second.

Hey, Baumer! All right!

Hey, Baumer.

Hey, lay it on me, man.

Hey, look at this.

Hey, man.

Hey, Pagoda, give us a hand, huh?

Hey, Richie.

Hey! Are you listening to me!

Hey.

Hi, Eli.

Hi, Walter. Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

His condition is stable.

His last match had been widely discussed in the media.

His name is Royal Tenenbaum.

His trunks would not arrive for another 11 days.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hmm...

Ho//days, mornings before school, and most afiemoons.

Hold it right there.

Hold it.

Hold on a minute, please.

Hold on a minute, please.

Hold on, okay?

Hold the cab, will you, driver?

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

How are we going to pay for this room?

How are you feeling?

How are you, my darling?

How can I help?

How can you even ask me that?

How do you do?

How interesting. How bizarre.

How long do you intend to stay here?

How many stitches did you get?

How much is he paying you?

How much money you got?

How often do you, uh...?

How often has he got you working out?

How old do you think those are?

How would you know?

How's Richie?

How's your daddy?

How's your love life?

Huh?

I agree with you a hundred percent.

I already did.

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know.

I am dying

I am very sorry, Margo.

I appreciate that.

I been trying to make it up to you.

I beg your pardon?

I believe it was Tootinkamen.

I believe she's having an affair.

I believe so.

I believe so.

I can offer just as much as them.

I can't explain it right now.

I can't say no.

I can't say, really.

I can't stop thinking about you.

I can't tell.

I checked myself out.

I could pay my dues, and whatnot.

I couldn't even begin to think about

I did some malpractice work for him.

I did, indeed.

I didn't get his name.

I didn't know you ever were.

I didn't know.

I didn't mean right this second, but... that's okay.

I didn't say anything.

I didn't think so much of him at first.

I do have high blood pressure, though.

I do, kind of.

I do.

I do.

I don't blame you, by the way.

I don't get invited around very much.

I don't have.

I don't hold it against you, do I?

I don't know at the moment.

I don't know exactly

I don't know how we're supposed to take it.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what you're talking about

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why I put it that way.

I don't know why I put it that way.

I don't know, maybe it works.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like the sound of this one damn bit, Pagoda.

I don't like the sound of this one damn bit, Pagoda.

I don't really know any more.

I don't think it was Ramses.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I don't think that's very healthy, do you?

I don't think the timing's right for that, Henry.

I don't think you recovered

I don't think you're an asshole, Royal.

I don't want this to happen to you.

I don't want to hurt you.

I doubt it.

I doubt that.

I forgot.

I get it.

I got jacked by the IRS.

I got something for you, Ethel.

I got to catch my bus.

I got you a new dog for the boys.

I guess so.

I guess that was the attraction, if you know what I mean.

I guess we're back out on the street, huh, pal?

I had a lot riding on that match, you know.

I have to get some new sprinklers

I have to go, Eli.

I have to refer you to Dr. Burrows.

I have to tell you something.

I haven't been out there at all.

I haven't been out there since I was six.

I haven't slept with a man in 18 years.

I hear you're dying.

I heard about you and Margot.

I heard about your ex husband.

I I feel like a different person, I really do.

I I mean, I think people want to hear that.

I just bought him.

I just hope somebody notices.

I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.

I just want to apologize for the other day

I kind of disappeared after that, didn't I?

I know he's a lot older than you are

I know I went about it backwards, but...

I know I'm not as accomplished as some of the men

I know it was.

I know that.

I know w...

I know what stomach cancer looks like.

I know what you and the boys have been through.

I know you are, Chas.

I know you do, Pop.

I know you have, Chassie.

I know you, asshole!

I know you're not very good with disappointment.

I know, but there's nothing we can do for him at the moment.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I like Raleigh very much.

I love you, Etheline.

I love you, too.

I love you, uh...

I love you.

I love your work.

I mean for tax purposes.

I mean... Lord knows

I met him in the ocean.

I need $187.

I need help.

I never did stop loving you, by the way.

I never understood any of us.

I never understood her myself.

I owe her $100.

I received your message.

I recognize that I have a problem...

I recommend you push fluids

I said sit down, goddamn it!

I see you got them, uh, crunching numbers for you.

I speak for myself.

I think he just likes the encouragement.

I think he's asleep

I think he's very lonely...

I think I may know the answer

I think I'm going to sleep in here with you.

I think she feels confused.

I think that's terrible advice.

I think we'll pass.

I think we're just going to have to be

I think you may have broken an ankle.

I think you've having a nervous breakdown!

I thought I could win you back.

I thought it was very sweet.

I tie it to the radiator.

I tried to.

I used to be a homeowner myself

I want to thank you for raising our children

I want us... I want us to to...

I want your raggedy ass out!

I wanted to prove

I was broke.

I was never invited.

I was swimming

I went away for a year, and it only got worse

I wish I could tell you what to do

I wish I had more to offer in that department.

I wish you'd done this for me when I was a kid.

I wonder what happened to him?

I wouldn't know.

I wrote a suicide note.

I... don't know where else to turn.

I'd be happy to make a reservation for you

I'd like to order some ice cream for my daughter, please.

I'd like to send a response, please.

I'd like you to talk to Royal about us

I'd say about ten years.

I'll be dead in six weeks.

I'll be right back.

I'll call you in the morning.

I'll call you, okay?

I'll contact you in the next 12 hours

I'll contact you in the next 24 hours.

I'll get 'em.

I'll have a butterscotch sundae, I guess.

I'll inform you of my decision

I'll just grab my stuff.

I'll say good night to you now, children.

I'll talk some jive like you've never heard.

I'll talk some jive.

I'll tell you one thing, though...

I'm adopted. Did you know that?

I'm afraid visiting hours are over, sir.

I'm afraid you are.

I'm ashamed of myself.

I'm coming home as soon as possible.

I'm dying.

I'm fine, thank you.

I'm going to go.

I'm having a ball.

I'm just going to camp out upstairs.

I'm not color blind, am I?

I'm not in love with you any more.

I'm not kidding.

I'm not talking about dance lessons.

I'm on mescaline.

I'm right in the middle of a sentence.

I'm Royal.

I'm sorry for you, but it's too late.

I'm sorry to interrupt your work.

I'm sorry we haven't gotten to know each other.

I'm sorry, I'm very nervous.

I'm sorry, maybe I'm a little confused here.

I'm sorry; don't listen to me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm taking this off and I'm going.

I'm talking about putting a brick

I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up.

I'm the one that failed them.

I'm utterly devastated.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

I'm worried about you, Richie.

I've always been considered an asshole

I've been instructed

I've been spaced out all day.

I've got a pretty bad case of cancer.

I've had a rough year, Dad.

I've had my share of infidelities

I've missed the hell out of you, my darlings.

I've seen it.

If (ins trumental Hey Jude ” plays)

If I didn't think you were going to forgive me.

If I thought he was really going to die in six weeks

If Mom says it's okay.

If you don't mind.

If you need somebody to talk to, okay?

If you think you can march in here...

IIPappy,,?

In A/0/1/7 Dakota

In Chas is /efi hand.

In fact, virtual(V all memory

In h/is will, he st/jou/afed

In light of the circumstances.

In some cases.

In storage at the Lindbergh Palace Hotel

In the Afr/can wing of the pub//c archives.

In the building across the street.

In the ninth grade

In the promotion of their new book.

In the s/Xth grade, he went into business

In the winter of his 35th year.

In your hand, Chassie?

Including my epitaph, for when the time comes.

Is everybody okay?

Is going to change that.

Is he going to be all right?

Is he worth a damn?

Is it dark?

Is it just you gUY$?

Is it our fault?

Is it working?

Is that a Tic Tac?

Is that true, Mordecai?

Isn't this fun, huh?

Isn't this great?

It closed in 1974.

It does matter.

It doesn't matter?

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

It ran for just under two weeks and received /nixed re views.

It was the object of the game, wasn't it?

It was told to me in confidence, and, you know...

It would probably be advantageous

It's a shame, isn't it?

It's a suicide note.

It's hard to say.

It's kind of a “fuck you” to the old man, I guess.

It's magnificent.

It's me, sweetie.

It's not safe over there.

It's okay, I'll tell you.

It's okay. They're safe.

It's probably illegal.

It's still best to file another force majeure

It's supposed to help me quit.

It's these little expressions of yours.

It's too late. You forgot him.