Scrooged (1988) Edit

A butthead?

A Christmas party. I'm so glad I wore my pretty dress.

A Christmas party. I'm so glad I wore my pretty dress.

A consultant, I suppose you might say,

A four year old kid receives what in today's marketplace

A ghost?

A girl that I still love.

A harpsichord, James, you dope.

A heart attack later, I'm a worm feast.

A little bit rough on her out there, weren't you?

A lot of men in your position would see me as a threat.

A lot of men in your position would see me as a threat.

A Merry Christmas. God bless us.

A shower curtain!

A toast...

Acid rain.

Ad revenues go up 30%.

Adored! Let's be honest, Lew. You paid for the women.

Ahead of your own needs...

All day long, I listen to people give excuses why they can't work.

All of these people, I'm sure they have incredible families. But I have...

All right, all right, the women. The women now, this time.

All right, coming up on three.

All right, cut through the park and take me over to...

All right, go watch the show. We're making history tonight, I think.

All right, here's the deal.

All right, how about just the men? Come on, just the men.

All right, let's get down to business.

All right, that's no good.

All right, the real men, let's hear the real men.

All right, you, who was making all the noise through the whole movie.

All right! Pull over! Pull over!

All right. I could squeeze you in for a breakfast.

All right. I'll try to come over later if I can.

All right. Tell you what. I'll go down for them.

All right. That works. See?

All these idiots are gonna be home watching the boob tube for me tonight.

All those who don't know Abyssinia,

Alley oop.

Alone in his gloomy chambers...

And all of you.

And boom! And boom!

And eat Chinese food.

And every year, he's too busy to come.

And Frank. Frank, I want you to have dinner with us tonight.

And her parents didn't know she snuck out of the house.

And I am...

And I know what's going on.

And I tried to call but they said that you weren't in yet.

And I'd say, "Stop it."

And I'll give you an office up here.

And I'm supposed to get all goosey and blubbery.

And if you give,

And if you like it and you want it, you'll get greedy for it!

And if you waste that miracle, you're gonna burn for it.

And it can happen tonight for all of you!

And it's great. It's a good feeling.

And look at me with the ears,

And Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim.

And now close your eyes

And now you sit right there, I'll bring it to you.

And one for you.

And only Lee Majors can stop them.

And order us a stretch limo, too. See you downstairs.

And please send the stuff that you send to me.

And see how it goes.

And she's going to be devoted to me,

And still the children cry

And still the children cry

And sweet, and kind, and decent, yet caring, wonderful.

And take three.

And thank you. You can just go.

And the real popcorn and the tree and cranberries and everything,

And the sidewalk got me back here.

And the world

And the world will be a better place

And the world will be a better place

And then I tried to call back and they said that you were busy, so I just...

And then the rest is...

And then you'll want it to happen again tomorrow.

And there have been a couple of weekends

And there was a beautiful girl, like 15, with pigtails.

And they lived happily ever after.

And using them in chop suey. It's a real bummer.

And we're into a commercial break, folks.

And what kind of a rat bastard idiot

And what would have happened

And when are you gonna learn?

And whiskers on kittens.

And you can tell them it's time to go to dinner.

And you don't know what the hell is going on.

And your own body, hold the hammering?

And, Lee, you've been a real good boy this year.

And, you know, to not eat clams is...

And, you know, when that happens, you start thinking to yourself,

Another day goes by

Another day goes by

Apparently, this 80 year old grandmother

Are you alone in there?

Are you he?

Are you him?

Are you lucky?

Are you talking about regret?

Around these parts, most people call me Mr. Cross.

As a matter of fact, the whole rest of the week is a washout.

As a sort of, what?

As bones are gnawed by dogs."

At least I am the president of the network tonight.

At least I work someplace that you can find when you're looking for it!

Baby, don't watch too much TV. It's bad for your eyes.

Back and forth from our Scrooge in the studio to Berlin

Back into one of these things.

Bah, humbug!

Bah, humbug.

Bark! Bark!

Bath towel.

Be wrong once, OK?

Because if you do, I can walk on the other side of the street.

Because it happens every Christmas Eve.

Bethlehem, Helsinki, West Berlin, and the Great Barrier Reef,

Billy, we are gonna need champagne for 250 people.

Blind, stinking drunk!

Bobby, look! Somebody save him!

Bobby.

Booze.

Boy, that was very good.

Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir.

Brightly shone the moon that night

Brook, Brook. Hey, wait for me.

But after Exorcist II and Night of the Iguana,

But he can't talk to you right now 'cause he's tied up.

But he really liked you in a certain way...

But I know who I am.

But I made the appointment two months ago.

But I really need to talk to you right now.

But I want you to understand that my only function here

But I want you to understand that my only function here

But it's Christmas!

But it's made your cheeks all rosy and your eyes bright as stars.

But that's me. I'm a widow of business.

But the people already wanna watch the show.

But this is a Christmas show!

But this is one Santa that's going out the front door.

But when he saw his mother, Niagara Falls.

But when Preston hired me this morning

But you can't expect a man like this to make plans a month in advance.

But you know something? He's absolutely right.

But you know what?

But you're...

But, Daddy, I asked Santa for a choo choo.

But, Mom, he looks so pretty.

But...

Buy me a goose.

Buzz, I was being haunted.

Bye bye, grandma. Bye bye.

Call Accounting. Stop his bonus.

Call me at any hour.

Call Security. Have them change his locks,

Call the police.

Calvin, I think "doctor" is a Latin word for "thief."

Camera three, follow the coin all the way down.

Can you believe the first director didn't want her?

Can you get me to the IBC building in three minutes?

Can't we open the presents now?

Can't you get back to me on this after the holidays?

Charity, mercy, kindness, that should have been my business.

Charles Dickens' immortal Christmas classic,

Charles Dickens' immortal Scrooge.

Check it out.

Check the records, chump. I did some stuff.

Christmas Eve on IBC.

Claire, do you remember?

Claire, it was something that I ate.

Claire, the whole world. Whole world, Claire.

Claire, we got some huge problems this time!

Claire!

Claire! Claire! Claire, they're just children.

Claire?

Claire.

Clean out his desk and toss him out of the building.

Close your eyes and think

Coffee's on me. Come here.

Colonel Tom Parker.

Come here. Slam this door. Hard.

Come on over here!

Come on, Buddy, it's your cue. Get moving.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, let's hear it from this side of the theater. Come on, just over here.

Come on, let's try the other side of the theater. Come on.

Come on, the whole family will be there. It'll be fun.

Come on! Come on out and play with me.

Come on.

Come on. Oh, there he is.

Come on. You go upstairs to your office. Kind of supervise things.

Come!

Coming as it does at this season of giving...

Coming to camera three live. Dissolve three.

Cop!

Couldn't be better, Preston.

Crazy enough to see through your little tricks.

Crazy like a fox!

Crazy like a fox!

Cue, Mr. Houseman.

Cupid's arrow, right between the eyes.

Cut it out! Stop it! Stop it!

Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la la la la la

Deep and crisp and even

Did I forget something, big man?

Did our people do that?

Did you see that Tina?

Disneyland?

Do you have my job too? That's the luck.

Do you know what I mean?

Do you shop here all the time?

Does that suck.

Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la la la la la la la

Don't be so mean.

Don't blow the ending for me now.

Don't come apart on me, Frank.

Don't eat that stuff.

Don't forget to watch the show. I'm taking Calvin with me, Mama.

Don't let them do it!

Don't let them do it! Don't let them! I'm in here!

Don't lose it on me, huh? Come on.

Don't miss Charles Dickens' immortal classic, Scrooge.

Don't plug him in!

Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.

Don't touch that dial and stay on him.

Don't try to trick me today because I'm back, Jack!

Don't vex me, Frank,

Don't vex me, Frank,

Don't wait. Get yourself involved.

Don't worry, Preston. I'm overseeing every aspect of production.

Don't you dare.

Don't you remember that period when she wore black for a year?

Done this.

Done this. Buddy of mine did this.

Done!

Dormice? Dormice?

Down on Houseman, lights up. Ready, mic him in.

Drink just for me.

Drug addiction.

Earl, he's only four years old.

Eat this.

Eliot Loudermilk's leaving early today.

Eva. Eva. That's me.

Everybody knows this one. Let's go now!

Everybody was worried sick, huh? You all right?

Everything is riding on it.

Except...

Excuse me, gentlemen, are you ready to order?

Excuse me, Lumpy.

Excuse me, ma'am. I think you dropped something there.

Excuse me, please.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Expect the first one tomorrow at noon.

Expect the first one tomorrow at noon.

Fa la la la la la la la la

Farewell, Ebenezer.

Father Loves Beaver.

Feared by men, adored by women.

Feed me, Seymour. Feed me.

Fifteen seconds.

Finally, thank God, a friend of mine said to me,

Fine, slap me in the face.

Five seconds till we open on B.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Five, six, seven, hit it!

Follow him. Follow him. Stay with him.

For a couple of hours out of the whole year,

For a couple of hours out of the whole year,

For a while

For soon you shall be visited by the final spirit.

For you and me

For you and me

For you, Dave.

Four?

Francis.

Frank, I realize this is coming at you pretty damn fast,

Frank, I realize this is coming at you pretty damn fast,

Frank, I'd love to but, you know, Preston asked me to stop by for a drink.

Frank, let me sum this up for you.

Frank, look.

Frank, this show is the jewel in the IBC crown.

Frank, wasn't there a dormouse in Scrooge?

Frank, what did happen last night?

Frank, you are in trouble.

Frank, you don't like Christmas much, do you?

Frank, you still spent the next 15 years of your life

Frank. Come on, Frank. Frank, Frank.

Frankie, I'm not that dead. Now come on.

Freeway killers.

Garden slugs got more out of life than you did.

Gathering winter fuel

Gathering winter fuel

Get me Standards and Practices in here. I want to see Reece.

Get off the set!

Get that.

Get the nurse. Get the nurse!

Girls are tough. It's on the money. Check it. Come on. Here we go, ladies.

Girls, put some love in his heart!

Gladly!

Glenn Glenn Whitacre?

Gnawed and mumbled by the hungry cold,

Go ahead.

Go back to Jersey, you moron!

God bless us, every one!

God bless us, every one.

God, I want to live! I want to live!

God, tomorrow's bad for me, Lew.

God, you look different.

God.

God. Aren't you supposed to be in the studio? We're on the air.

Gonna find out

Good evening and Merry Christmas.

Good morning, kiddos!

Goodbye. Thank you.

Grace, I need a full report on a guy named Brice Cummings.

Grace, what in the hell is this?

Grace, when I work late, you work late.

Grace, who is that guy?

Grace!

Grace.

Great, Frankie!

Great!

Great!

Great. Rip off the hicks, why don't you? Did you learn this song yesterday?

Great. Rip off the hicks, why don't you? Did you learn this song yesterday?

Great. Yeah. I'll have the California health plate.

Grown up.

Guess my dad hasn't put up our Christmas lights yet.

Hallelujah

Has it been that long? Jeez, I...

Have a merry Christmas, everybody.

Have you any idea how many cats there are in this country?

Have you ever seen a watch like this? It's a real beauty, isn't it?

Have you ever seen a watch like this? It's a real beauty, isn't it?

Have you seen Preston?

Have you seen this morning's paper, Frank?

He did say street urchins? I'm sorry, Buddy. You're right.

He go bye bye.

He hasn't spoken since he saw his father killed five years ago.

He just drifted away, like Sleeping Beauty.

He knows if you've been bad

He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake."

He look even cuter than last year.

He made it with his own little hands.

He maketh me lie down in green pastures.

He said he never felt that way about a man before

He said that it was probably something that she ate.

He sees you when you're sleeping

He's an LA slimeball.

He's checking it twice

He's dead.

He's finished.

He's fired?

He's great.

He's here for me! Come on! All right, come on! Give it to me!

He's in the show, Mr. Cross, as the Ghost of Christmas Future.

He's lots bigger now.

Hello, control room! How can I help you?

Hello, Earl.

Hello, Frank. I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.

Hello, wabbit.

Hello, Wendie.

Here on IBC. You'll love it.

Here we are, gentlemen.

Here, Francis.

Here's a happy donor. Thank you so much.

Here's the kind of thing I would have done. Grace, cue it up.

Herm.

Herman, I blew it all on Liz.

Herman, it's Dick.

Herman!

Hey, back off, big man.

Hey, Cop! Help me, please!

Hey, Dick, can you lend me $2 so I can heat my place?

Hey, did you catch her buy on Tiny Tim?

Hey, everybody, hold on a minute, Frank's got something to say to you!

Hey, Frank, we've been looking all over for you, buddy.

Hey, Frank! Hold that door, will you, pops?

Hey, Frank. Over here.

Hey, Frisbee!

Hey, hey, down here! Hey! Down here!

Hey, hey! Hey, hey, Fred! Fred!

Hey, it's Brice Cummings. We met at Spago.

Hey, look, there's a gorilla climbing up on that big building.

Hey, Marlin Perkins. The road.

Hey, that's my cab.

Hey, we'll be all right. Don't worry.

Hey, you! Beat it!

Hey, you! Hey, Jersey! Call Streets and Sanitation!

Hey, you! Joker! Hey, get off the set, will you?

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! I don't hear any partying in that booth, Eliot!

Hey. Oh, what a nice coat you have.

Hi, Dick. Herman.

Hi, Dick. Herman.

Hi, fellas. Thanks a lot and merry Christmas.

Hi, Frank!

Hi, Mom. Where's Dad? He should have been home by now.

Hi, this is Claire Phillips. I'm not here, as usual.

Hi.

Hi.

Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

Hold on! Hello, taxi!

Hold there, three.

Holiday, is it?

Holy shit, that's Frank Cross!

Holy shit, what a break!

Honey, how many fingers does Mrs. Santa Claus have here?

Honey, I'm home!

Honey, you look frozen. Come over here.

Hosted by Sir John Houseman.

How am I supposed to know? I'm only the ghost.

How are you, kid? You're...

How many of you people have got the brass cojones

How sweet.

How was your trip, Frank? A little jump, huh?

Hurry up! Hurry!

I am Mark Antony...

I am the biggest fan that Christmas ever had.

I am the censor, and I will not allow this costume on the air.

I am the censor, and I will not allow this costume on the air.

I am the youngest president

I believe in it now!

I believe it's gonna happen to me now! I'm ready for it!

I came across your number and I just had to call you immediately.

I can't find the card.

I can't get the antlers glued onto this little guy.

I can't recall much after that because ever since then, I've been

I canceled the last one.

I care!

I couldn't be more pleased.

I cracked you.

I didn't get the gifts mixed up.

I didn't know that Grace's husband had died.

I didn't need any kind of manual. I want you to know that.

I don't believe myself.

I don't have those... No.

I don't know where he's going.

I don't mind you hitting me, Frank, but take it easy on the Bacardi.

I don't understand...

I don't understand...

I don't wanna be out of line here, but...

I don't want you riding the subway at this time of night by yourself.

I feel real weird about tonight.

I gave him a towel.

I get it now!

I get it.

I got her these great knives.

I got something for you.

I gotta live with that.

I guess I didn't realize how important it is to you.

I had a funny feeling.

I had it all.

I have been thinking a lot about the past,

I have seen your nobler aspirations fall off one by one

I have three dogs and a cat at home.

I have to call them myself. I'll call them in just a second, OK?

I have to take my son to the doctor.

I hope you don't mind."

I just dropped by to say hello. I went to school with the big guy's son.

I just want to say, break a leg, everybody.

I knew that ad worked!

I know it's been...

I know something you don't know.

I know something you don't know. I know something you don't know.

I know the head of pediatrics at NYU.

I know the people.

I know what I want.

I know what I'm talking about.

I know what you came for. Come and get it, you pussy.

I know you, Lumpy. I know that voice. That was the frightened Lumpy I heard.

I like being with you.

I love that bit!

I made this picture frame.

I mean, I have been fighting for the integrity of this show.

I mean, I know you've been under a lot of pressure.

I mean, it's a night. You've got to party hearty, Marty.

I mean, it's just some fuses.

I mean, Mr. Cross. Check this out, man.

I mean, people were wearing black, you know.

I mean, to look at you, I wouldn't have guessed more than three, tops.

I must have been out of my mind! She was crazy about me.

I must have woken up your husband and your kids.

I never thought that I'd see the sun again!

I really gotta watch out for this one, eh?

I remember her wearing black but I thought it was a fashion thing.

I said "street." Why would I say sea urchins?

I said to him, "Consider me just one of the team."

I should have said, "Frank Cross, you gotta..."

I should have went in there.

I swear. By thee I full swear.

I think it's time you and I had a little talk, Brice.

I think they'll like it in the heartlands.

I thought it would be fun for him to see a live television show.

I told you, you're gonna break those toys.

I understand.

I wanna take you someplace right now

I want a disclaimer at the top.

I want it every hour, on the hour.

I want that promo run every half hour.

I want to see her nipples!

I want to talk to the idiot who put that moron on the air.

I want you to have a happy New Year.

I want you to stay here and I want you to...

I was a baseball player.

I was a captain of industry,

I was a schmuck. And now...

I was looking for a Francis Xavier Cross.

I was touched by a gift.

I was worried about you.

I wasted 20 years of my life on pathetic little creatures like those.

I wonder if you're female. Let's turn her over and find out.

I wonder where he's going.

I wouldn't do anything in the world to hurt this little fella.

I... Something terrible has happened.

I'll be so good. I'll repent.

I'll bet. What?

I'll check my records. She may be due for a raise.

I'll come with you, Frank.

I'll have a highball, too.

I'll hire you back at twice your original salary.

I'll just come home and I'll say,

I'll make you my vice president in charge of programming

I'll see you.

I'll show you where they are in just a second, Hazel.

I'll take care of it, Frank.

I'll take it away.

I'll tell them that you got hung up.

I'm afraid you might be spreading yourself a little thin.

I'm alive and so are you

I'm alive!

I'm all over this. Don't worry about it!

I'm almost positive.

I'm at work!

I'm back. I can see now.

I'm Billy.

I'm definitely gonna call because I'm a seafood nut.

I'm drying my head with it.

I'm going to lunch.

I'm going up.

I'm gonna be right on it. I'm just gonna finish this.

I'm gonna buy one!

I'm gonna dine out on this for months. You know what I'm saying?

I'm gonna give you some advice, Claire. Sc**** them off.

I'm gonna go have some air.

I'm gonna rip your goddamn wings off, OK?

I'm gonna start with you.

I'm in here! Oh, God!

I'm not crazy.

I'm not kidding.

I'm only four!"

I'm ready.

I'm sorry to have called so late last night.

I'm sorry, Claire.

I'm sorry, Mr. Burton.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm new here and I got a problem.

I'm the Woodstock baby!

I'm your mother. I know you don't speak...

I've been under a lot of pressure lately.

I've got a good job, and it's the holidays, sir.

I've got something for you. Merry Christmas.

I've had a bad day.

I've made a few mistakes.

I've never liked a girl enough to give her 12 sharp knives.

I've never seen it so short. It makes you look sort of

I've seen a little bit of the city.

If I can change it, I'll let you know in five minutes.

If I can't work late, I can't work late!

If I had made different decisions?"

If only I could fire that poor son of a bitch.

If you believe in this spirit thing, the miracle will happen.

If you can't work late, I can't work late!

If you run that, you're gonna...

If you staple that little mouse, I'll call the Humane Society.

If you touch me again,

In a special Christmas episode.

In fact, I couldn't be happier!

In the history of television, for a reason.

Incoming!

International terrorism.

Invites you to share a home style holiday

Is a $40 or $50 piece of milk fed veal.

Is she gonna be all right?

Is that we occasionally throw in a little pet appeal.

Is this for me?

Is this straight?

Is this yours?

Is to take some of the burden off of your shoulders.

Is to take some of the burden off of your shoulders.

Isn't that what you did?

It can happen every day! You've just gotta want that feeling!

It had little... Yeah!

It had to be the door

It is important to remember the true meaning of Christmas.

It is the door, isn't it?

It scared her to death.

It was a beautiful shower curtain. It was gray with these IBC logos.

It was a cold, bleak Christmas Eve.

It was a cold, bleak Christmas...

It was probably a bad clam or something. We don't know yet.

It was probably something she ate.

It wasn't great.

It's a bone, you betcha!

It's a bone, you lucky dog!

It's a bone!

It's a bone!

It's a crock, James.

It's a federal law actually, it's not just a state thing.

It's a girl that I loved a long time ago.

It's a miracle.

It's a time to be a little bit less selfish, you know.

It's a toaster!

It's all right. It's a party. Come on, it's Christmas Eve!

It's Christmas Eve!

It's Christmas Eve.

It's Christmas Eve. It's not too late, is it?

It's Christmas Eve. They're our best friends.

It's cold. The people stay home and watch television.

It's crap. Lose it. I don't want it on the walls.

It's everybody who's gotta have this miracle!

It's gonna be quite a lump. I'm sorry. Here.

It's great. You get two chances to rough them up.

It's his choice. Only he can break the spell.

It's Lee Majors!

It's not just the poor and the hungry,

It's not lonely at the top.

It's not me!

It's not very... It's full of... Sir?

It's not very... It's full of... Sir?

It's only money.

It's only natural.

It's only natural. But, whoop, that's me.

It's really a sort of a miracle

It's really better than I've felt in a long time.

It's right here where it belongs!

It's the door, isn't it?

It's the door!

It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer,

It's their Christmas party.

It's their house.

It's time to begin our journey.

It's under "A" and if you can't find it there, it's under "P."

It's you. Creep.

It's your basic top of the line Pioneer VCR.

It's your hair.

Jackpot.

James, help me.

James, my brother.

Jamie Farr,

Jeez, maybe I should've given you the two bucks, huh?

Jesus Christ, hang on a second.

Jesus, give me a happy ending here, Herm. Come on, man.

Jimmy, don't let them burn me! Please don't let them burn me!

Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle Jingle, jingle, jingle bells

Just like Errol Flynn, huh?

Just lose, like,

Just stop.

Just to get their attention.

Just you wait and see

Keep that tape rolling.

Keep the VCR.

Knives!

Lassie, go get Gramps. Go get Gramps, Lassie.

Lassie's a pretty good friend, eh?

Lassie's come home.

Leave a message for me and I'll call you right back.

Leave it alone. No one can do it.

Leave me alone!

Leave me alone. I know this one.

Legs around like this, then this thing here.

Lend him a helping hand

Lend him a helping hand

Leona Helmsley's and step on it, will you?

Let me get you a nice hot cup of coffee.

Let me just finish organizing what I'm doing,

Let me tell you a little bit about my day! I got fired! My wife left me!

Let's face it, you treated me like dirt!

Let's get them!

Let's get this over with.

Let's go now, Frank.

Let's go. You know, so, anyway. So, Cosell said...

Let's just say, for argument's sake,

Lew Hayward. Your old boss and your best friend.

Lighten up a little bit.

Like it? I love it.

Lining up a putt.

Listen, I call the meal breaks around here.

Little booty here for you.

Liz says hi.

Long sole!

Look at Granny, darling.

Look at me. Look at your future.

Look at this. Check this out.

Look at this. There's a rule.

Look out!

Look, I got a great brother. Look at this guy here.

Look, if it means that much to you, I'll call everybody back

Look, if you'll just wait one minute, I just gotta make the phone call...

Look, it don't matter a hill of beans what happens to me.

Look, you can have your concerned and wonderful dinner

Lots of quick, random action.

Lou Parker.

Loudermilk and Cross together!

Lumpy, no.

Lumpy!

Lumpy.

Lumpy.

Lumpy. Lumpy.

Ma, you didn't have to come and get me. I could have rode the subway.

Make sure her nipples are covered up, will you?

Mama!

Mankind should have been my business.

Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim.

May I get you gentlemen something from the bar?

May I?

May you be happy with the path that you have chosen.

Maybe if you could put my needs and the needs of the Frisbee Show

Maybe we don't know you well enough to call you Dick

Maybe we should separate for a while.

Maybe we'll just check things out over there at Operation Reach Out.

Merry Christmas to you, Mama.

Merry Christmas, Calvin.

Merry Christmas, Cooley family!

Merry Christmas, Frankie angel.

Merry Christmas, Miss Cooley.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Pass those out.

Merry Christmas."

Mike is doing a great job here for us tonight. Thank you.

Mike, say hello to your folks, will you?

Milkman!

Mom, when are we going to get a real tree?

Mom!

Mother, help me.