The Ringer (2005) Edit

A lot of people say one thing we don't have today is heroes.

A normal guy against a bunch of feebs? You'll look like Carl freakin' Lewis out there.

A slogan, like, "Life is like a box of chocolates".

Absolutely.

Acting like that.

Actually, I didn't get around to that either.

After that, it's not doable.

All great athletes say that after they win. Michael Jordan said it.

All right, cool. See you then. See you guys later.

All right, then.

All right. I'll let it slide for now.

All right. Well, let's just go sign in, shall we?

All right. Yeah. Yeah. I could use a hand. Come along. I'll pick you up at ten, OK?

All righty. And for you?

All the challenges they have to overcome.

All we're asking is for a little respect

All you have to do is act like one of them, not exactly a major stretch for you.

Almost there. OK, guys.

And Alanis Morissette. She has issues. Hi. My name's Glen.

And all I've really done is some clerical work.

And Dave Thomas, not the Wendy's guy, the other one.

And did I tell you I got a watch?

And from now on, neither do you.

And get to show I can do anything.

And he did, because of you.

And he does it!

And he's little. He's like, you know, three.

And how you secretly want to marry her.

And I can handle a hell of a lot more than what I've been given.

And I needed money so I could get 'em sewn back on.

And I was happy. I was really happy.

And I would like to dedicate this to a very, very special girl.

And I'll put my arms around you and we'll just move.

And Jim Carrey, the sad clown. And Alan Thicke, never got him.

And newcomer Jeffy Dahmor, with an O.

And now, the bronze medal goes to Jeffy Dahmor.

And now, the final event of the day the 100 metre hurdles.

And one time he talked one way

And really brave.

And sails upon the bosom of the air.

And she can jump high too.

And she looks like a female Ted Koppel.

And stop lying to Lynn and everybody else.

And that's how I got here.

And that's why I did this.

And the gold medal goes to Glen Chervin.

And the officials have raised the bar now to 1.6 metres.

And then you didn't wake me up on time, so I didn't have lunch, I had breakfast.

And when I talk to Karen, should I wear my shirt up like this?

Are these days always so brutal?

Are you all right? You didn't hurt yourself, did you?

Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,

As Jimmy Washington easily takes the 100 metre hurdles.

As much as I'd like to help, I can't do the surgery.

Asshole.

Attaboy, Jeffy!

Barker?

Be a good boy, OK?

Beautiful. There's dancing, and it's dirty.

Become a man. Become a winner.

Big plans? I'm going to Costco. I got a few things to pick up.

Billy a big fan of Kids of Widney High,

Billy, are you up?

Billy, Jeffy's sorry about the whole CD incident.

Boogie woogie.

Boy, Steve, you really screwed that guy over.

Bring on Jeffy Dahmor. Jimmy's gonna bring home the gold.

But he's a really nice guy.

But he's certainly got one of the biggest hearts.

But how is he when Lynn's not around?

But soft!

But soft. What light through yonder window breaks?

But soft. What light?

But you'd be happier doing something else. You're a bright guy.

But, Doc...

But, you know, hey, if you don't, I'll still love you.

But...

Bye bye.

Bye, Stavi.

Calm down. I was just trying to cheer you up.

Can I come with you, sexy?

Can I get that ice cream now?

Can I have your autograph, Jimmy, please?

Can I take just a minute of your time?

Can you believe this guy?

Cat got my tongue. Cat got my tongue!

Chapter four. You're a disgrace. You're wasting my oxygen.

Cheaper than the box office, you'll save money.

Children, give Mr Stevie a Stavi goodbye.

Christ!

Come here, man.

Come on over.

Come on, athletes, only eight days to go till the Games. Let's go.

Come on, Billy, from the top.

Come on, Billy. You're phoning it in.

Come on, get up. Let's go, come on.

Come on, Jeffy. Leap! Leap!

Come on, Jeffy. Push it.

Come on, Jimbo.

Come on, Krysinski, make this field goal.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Lynn.

Come on, man. Start taking this seriously.

Come on, now. Let's not be antisocial.

Come on, now. Move it out.

Come on, Steve. We're special. Help us a little.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Ten more minutes, guys.

Congratulations, Jeffy.

Congratulations, Jeffy. Great race.

Cool. See you.

Cos this is the first time that Jeffy ever caught a break.

Cos you guys are right. I'm a faker.

Cos you have to be a moron to think she'll fall for you. She thinks you're mentally retarded!

Could you take us home, David?

Dateline. Wheaties.

David poke Jeffy in the chest and call him stupid.

David told Jeffy not to talk...

David very nice to Jeffy when Lynn around.

David, what the hell? I have been worried sick.

Did you get ice cream?

Did you get the Christmas card I sent you?

Did you know Christ was a Jew?

Did you know that man's dream was to play the flamenco guitar?

Didn't ask if I would.

Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw!

Do it for Stavi! Poor bastard's fingers are thawing as we speak.

Do you even have a soul?

Do you have anything else a little cleaner?

Do you have his medical release forms?

Do you like coming in second place? Well, I don't.

Do you think life gets so hard sometimes, good people have to do bad things?

Do you think there are good people and bad people, or...

Do you wanna grab a Powerade or a granola bar?

Do you want fries with that?

Don't call her that.

Don't dis, don't dis, don't dis, don't dis

Don't dis, don't dis, don't dis, don't dis

Don't do...

Don't ever say that word to me again!

Don't go soft on me.

Don't ignore me when you walk by

Don't lump me in with you. I get the girl sometimes.

Dude, you've got to call me. Man, that is classic. Man!

Dude! Come on, it's Peter. Peter Conway.

Even the great Jimmy Washington is having trouble.

Even worse when he comes home,

Everybody in the 100 metres take a lane.

Everyone told me I wasn't going to make it anyway, though.

Excuse me, everyone.

Excuse me.

Eye contact.

Father, I've been doing something bad, really bad.

Father?

First up in the pentathlon, the long jump.

Floor manager.

Folks at home wanna know what are you feeling heading into this?

From the depth...

Full speed.

Get a room! I gotta do a play here tonight.

Get off your butt and do something.

Get up, Steve. It's Uncle Glen.

Get up!

Glen Chervin with quite a nice toss.

Glen, can you pass the ketchup?

Glen, could you pass the ketchup, please?

Glen, you won!

Go for gold!

Go get him!

God.

God.

God. We're sick and tired of seeing his mug on TV.

God. What's in that?

Good catching up with you.

Good news. We can save his fingers.

Good night, Uncle Gary.

Good thinking, pal. Holding back and letting seven others beat you. Nice touch.

Goodbye, bling bling.

Goodbye, Uncle Gary.

Goodbye, Wheaties. Goodbye, Hollywood squad.

Great job, Jeffy. You finished eighth.

Guess what, guess what.

Guess what, guess what. I work at Burger King.

Guess what, guess what. I work at Burger King.

Guys, you know we can't leave, right? We can't go anywhere.

He can't come up with my 40 Gs and now wants to bet 100 Gs.

He doesn't have it. He's not a citizen.

He stinks out loud.

He usually doesn't bite me, only sometimes also he does.

He was licking his buddy's ears.

He was special. Just like you.

He went to Broadway. Right, Steve?

He won't be able to jerk off properly because you robbed him of his dignity.

He's gonna be a real project, isn't he?

He's got his heart set on competing. Don't you, Jeffy?

He's in Special Olympics. Go on, tell her, Jeffy.

He's not on HMO? How about Medicaid?

Hello, Bull. Yeah, hang on. Hang on.

Hello, Lynn.

Hello, Lynn's boyfriend.

Hello, my name is Jeffy, and I like to eat apples.

Hello, Thomas.

Hello, waitress.

Here comes Jimmy Washington, always the crowd favourite.

Here we go. This is it.

Hey, don't give me 'tude. You scratched my CD, Tex.

Hey, guys. How's this helping me win the race?

Hey, guys. Look what the cat dragged in.

Hey, I have one that's really funny, and it's appropriate for everyone.

Hey, Jeffy, did you know that Yolie is from Seattle?

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, listen. I wanna talk to you for a second.

Hey, Lynn. So today's Friday, the day before Saturday.

Hey, Michael, that guy you like's on TV.

Hey, you! Stop looking at the people around you.

Hey! Shitbird.

Hey. What's happening? What are you laughing about?

Hi, guys.

Hi, my name is Glen. Guess how many fingers I have.

Hi, my name is Jerome. Can I have a slice of your doody?

Hi, Sally. Looking very hot today.

Hi, this is Steve Levy, coming to you from Bobcat Stadium in San Marcos, Texas.

His name is Jimmy Washington, but to those who follow Special Olympics,

His name's Jeffy.

Hit the music, fellas.

Honey! Honey.

How are you doing? I haven't seen you since high school.

How are you doing? I'm David Patrick.

How long do I have to raise the money?

How much until you guys are really happy?

How the hell can a guy like that be beating you? It ain't natural.

How you got me the job, how you scammed the system so I could get my fingers back.

How? By calling us both losers?

How's a blindfold gonna help me run faster?

I am a winner.

I can do lawns. How much I get?

I can pick them easy.

I can't accept this because I'm a fraud.

I can't accept this.

I can't really swing health benefits.

I didn't at first, but I forgive you.

I don't deserve to be here.

I don't even deserve to be on the same field as these people.

I don't know, man. Wear it like you're wearing it. You look great.

I don't know. I pretty much stink at that kind of stuff,

I don't remember saying that.

I don't understand, though.

I don't want pot! I've got good news for you.

I feel great. Like always. Jimmy's going to win.

I feel just like all of you.

I feel like a happy person.

I get to clean things.

I gotta take this.

I have big family.

I have five kids. My wife, Betya, she die.

I have so many memories here.

I have something to say.

I haven't eaten in ten minutes. You wanna find some food?

I hear it rains in Seattle.

I hear they got coffee there too.

I hope you don't mind. I invited Yolie along. I know how hard it is to meet new people.

I know how hard it can be to make new friends.

I know it. Your uncle wrote it down on your forms. It's Dahmor. Jeffy Dahmor.

I know someone who will.

I know. And I'm really sorry.

I know. Let's see a movie.

I know. You know, we've established that.

I like to run and train hard for events,

I love baseball better.

I love Costco. Costco's good.

I love that kid.

I love you, Jenny.

I love you, Jenny.

I mean it. These guys are my friends.

I mean, you probably wouldn't have made it, but you could have tried.

I owe you 40 grand, right?

I put out to you, you dump on me.

I sat on his pee.

I think I'm ready for some more responsibility.

I thought you said your name was Stavi.

I told them my Uncle Gary just died.

I wanna see you beat those entry scores.

I want you to meet my fiancÈ.

I was actually talking about Yolie, but thanks, Jeffy.

I was calling you about that 1500 I loaned you a couple of years ago.

I wasn't licking her ears. I was just looking for an earring.

I will, Michael, I will. I promise.

I worked with this guy named Stavi and I was sent to fire him.

I would definitely bring protection.

I'd like to place $1,000 on Jeffy.

I'd love to do something like that. How would I get involved?

I'd love to do that. Give me your number and I'll hook you up.

I'll go with you. You know what they say about us gals we always travel in pairs.

I'll have a salad and some lime Jell O.

I'll rig the Special Olympics.

I'll see you rot in hell.

I'm a winner.

I'm a winner. I can do it.

I'm a winner. I can do it.

I'm a winner. I can do it. I'm a winner. I can do it.

I'm Chucky. Wanna play?

I'm done. It's over for me.

I'm Dr Ahmed, head of Reconstructive Surgical Group.

I'm fine. I broke the fall with my forehead.

I'm glad you called. I've missed you. It's great to catch up.

I'm gonna be going.

I'm in Special Olympics.

I'm just looking for the chance.

I'm Lynn. What's your name?

I'm not firing you.

I'm not mentally challenged.

I'm not proud of myself.

I'm not that different and that's no lie

I'm packing.

I'm parked out front.

I'm so... This is such a great honour.

I'm sorry it didn't work out between the two of you.

I'm sorry, Father, I can't even say the words.

I'm sorry, guys.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I mean his medical diagnosis.

I'm starting to feel like you guys are playing me.

I'm still pretty full from the jug of relish.

I'm talking to you, the loser who bought this tape.

I'm very excited from the bottom of my heart.

I've been helping Jeffy here train for years.

I've been pretending to be mentally challenged

I've had bowel movements with more spine than you.

I've never seen Billy this excited before.

I've seen better acting on pornos.

If it's love that you want so bad, if you win, I'll do you.

If you let us go out, I'll let you go out with my sister.

If you want a better jump, you gotta push off your plant foot.

If you would pass the ketchup, I would really appreciate it.

If you'll listen to me, I'm not disputing that. I'm just trying to apologise.

Ignore. He has issues.

In high school, I wanted to be an actor, but I didn't turn out so hot.

In my country, Stavi not too bright either.

Incredible. That guy's the Deion Sanders of retards.

Is he competing this year?

Is that a new hairnet?

It doesn't take a smart man to know what love is.

It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

It is the east, and Juliet's the sun, yadda, yadda, yadda.

It was Jeffy's $20 bill.

It was wrong of me to try and fool you.

It's 3am.

It's a huge Latin word, "Symptomus Moronicus..."

It's a really stupid expression. Sounds like a bad Dr Seuss title.

It's a start.

It's all up to Jeffy Dahmor now.

It's Jeffy Dahmor's turn.

It's Jeffy. Yeah, Jeffy. I like Jeffy. Jeffy's a good name.

It's Jimmy.

It's just a stupid thing. My friend got his fingers cut off and I...

It's not allowed, and I let him think it was a real date.

It's not Jeffy. It's Steve. And it's a long story.

It's not...

It's OK if we don't get insurance. Stavi don't need all his fingers.

It's OK. Don't worry. We won't tell anybody.

It's OK. It's not that big of a deal.

It's on.

It's Steve, not Jeffy.

It's true, Lynn. He's totally ignorant.

It's worth approximately 250 points, depending upon their times.

Jaws.

Jeffy a small person.

Jeffy could maybe fit you in.

Jeffy Dahmor could get in the way of number seven.

Jeffy Dahmor wins his second consecutive event.

Jeffy Dahmor? Who's Jeffy Dahmor?

Jeffy doesn't understand. Jeffy cocoa for Cuckoo Puffs. Jeffy...

Jeffy forgot.

Jeffy found a $20 bill in the john.

Jeffy just admiring it.

Jeffy just wanted some ketchup and Jeffy wanted an apple and...

Jeffy talks the same.

Jeffy, I was a little troubled by our talk, so I called David...

Jeffy, I won't be mad. Just tell me the truth. Where were you guys?

Jeffy, no, no. I'm sorry. I didn't...

Jeffy, the race.

Jeffy, want some company?

Jeffy, you were so great. I'm so proud of you.

Jeffy.

Jeffy's fault. Jeffy drank Coke wrong and spill on David.

Jeffy's fault. Jeffy drank Coke wrong and spill on David.

Jeffy's kind of stag tonight.

Jesus, Father.

Jimmy didn't win! Isn't it wonderful? Jimmy didn't win! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Jimmy from TV. Jeffy big fan.

Jimmy Washington is only five points ahead of a remarkable newcomer, Jeffy Dahmor.

Jimmy Washington tosses it just a bit further.

Jimmy, you suck!

Jimmy, you're going down.

Jimmy!

Jimmy's a prick.

Jump higher, jump higher!

Just go right in there.

Keep your pants on, Spielberg.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you're not enjoying this action, check your pulse.

Ladies and gentlemen, wow. What a stunning upset.

Last week, he was on According to Jim.

Let me ask you something.

Let me win, but if I cannot win, let me be brave in the attempt.

Let's be fair. That was a good episode.

Let's do it. Why not?

Let's do something. Hey, Steve, take us somewhere.

Let's have a big round of applause for our terrific pentathlon athletes.

Let's move you upstairs. See how you do. Give you a chance.

Let's not kid ourselves.

Like she's the only girl on the planet.

Listen, I hate to break this up, but I need to have a talk with Jeffy.

Listen, I'd really like to help you out with this 1500, but...

Listen, we have some reservations. Let's hit the road. OK, Jeffy?

Look at him. Look at him.

Look at me. I'm young, handsome. Top shape.

Look, get it through your head. I am not fixing the Special Olympics!

Look, I can't do this.

Look, I don't know, sir. I just feel that I'm being underutilized here.

Look, I hate to bother you, but...

Look, I promise you, I'm going to get your fingers back for you.

Look, I told you. Jackie Gleason didn't rehearse and neither do I.

Looks are important in that industry.

Lynn needs someone to appreciate her,

Lynn, I am so...

Lynn, I promise I had nothing to do with it.

Lynn, you have no idea how sorry I am.

Lynn's boyfriend.

Lynn's perfect.

Makes Jeffy wanna wake up in the morning.

Matt, you weren't there. I'm a volunteer, he's an athlete.

Maybe. But you have to start trying.

Me and you?

Me. I tell.

Medicaid? Or Aflac?

Michael Jordan can kiss my butt.

My aunt sent it to me. Not my Aunt Helen, my Aunt Ruth.

My fingers!

My friend Jeffy!

My name is Arthel, and I can count to potato.

My name is Lance, and I like nuts.

My name is Thomas. What's your name?

My name's Jeffy.

My son, there's no sin unforgivable for those that seek redemption.

My stars, for the love of Liza!

Mylanta.

Mylanta. You are my woman.

Next up, it's the shot put.

No, he can. All Jimmy had to do was lose.

No, I'm walking my dog.

No, no, it's OK. I look on my bright side.

No, no.

No, not really.

No! He doesn't have Medicare, Medicaid or Aflac. That's why I'm in this position.

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I got eight. And two thumbs.

No. I'm offering you something else a better job.

No. Jeffy mentally challenged, remember?

No. Let's get out of here.

No. Stavi can't be fired.

No. You need 'em, Stavi.

Now, come on, Billy. Let's do it from the top.

Now, show some backbone. Dig down deep and go kick that tard's ass.

Now's your moment! Last chance! Go for it! Go! Go! Go!

Of course you are, Stavi. You got a little bit of a language problem, but...

Of his soul.

OK, Barker. What kind of responsibility are you looking for?

OK, let me do this again. I'm gonna start from the beginning.

OK, so here is the 100 metre dash, and this is your first event, so good luck.

OK, well, I'll just let you two get acquainted.

OK, wrap it up.

On Jeffy?

On you go!

On your mark, set...

One could almost say Christ like.

One could almost say Christ like.

Only poor, misguided souls. Now, please, unburden yourself.

Or down?

Or is there a new champion on the horizon?

Or possibly tucked in?

Or up?

Or we could call Lynn so that we don't get caught.

Or, "Take my hands, boss," like that monster tard from The Green Mile.

Or, like, three and a half or fourish.

Papers at home.

People tell me I'm good. I feel good.

People tell us all the time what we won't ever do.

Piece of crap!

Please, God, if he puts it through, I promise, no more massages with happy endings.

Please, Mr Stevie. I need health benefits.

Please, please, don't let the little guy suffer because of my mistake.

Please, stop! Will you just walk away, sir? What are you doing? Just walk away.

Poor Stavi. He trusted you, believed in you. He literally gave you his hand in friendship.

Propaganda. One of ours can beat one of theirs. It's physics. You gotta push.

Protein shake. Drink up.

R E S P E C T Better watch out, it could happen to you

R E S P E C T We'll be brave whatever you do

Remember last year when we were walking just over there and you barfed?

Ribs.

Ribs. I want the ribs.

Scratch!

Scratch!

See if Billy is in. Hey, Billy. Your roommate is finally here.

See you. Yeah.

See, I admire the hell out of these guys.

See, I was in a real bind and...

Seriously, it's probably not a good idea to tell anybody about this.

Set.

She says, "If you wanna piss your time away,

She's my cousin.

She's nice. I once met a girl speed dating.

She's probably 80 or something, and she brings her grandson to the beach.

Shift your butt! What's he doing? What are you doing?

Shotgun.

Show him how to play with his puppets.

Sic him, Killer. Get the bad man.

Sir, I've been with this company for two and a half years now,

Sit. Listen to your uncle. The preliminaries are being held here in three days.

Smooth move, Ajax.

So are you working on the computer there?

So how is everything? Looks like you did a number on those ribs.

So I can fix the Special Olympics

So I'm gonna give this award to the person...

So Jeffy called number on back of CD and asked them to come.

So there's this old woman. She was, like, a grandmother.

So this fat ass floor manager lady comes up to me,

So we can assess your ability and see which athletes to put you with.

So, I was working in this Baskin Robbins one summer.

Somebody help me! I got a bag of fingers here.

Sometimes.

Sorry.

Sorry. I swear, sometimes I think I'm the one who should be wearing the helmet to bed.

Special Olympics. We're gonna rig it. You and me.

Stand up here.

Starting fresh?

Starting today, you're a winner and you can do it.

Stavi is the guy who lost his fingers

Stavi love her...

Stavi Three? Not a hugger.

Stavi worked for me, all right? And he lost his fingers.

Stavi.

Stavi.

Steve gave us all jobs. Isn't that wonderfully nice, Lynn?

Steve Levy here with arguably the greatest Special Olympian ever, Jimmy Washington.

Steve Levy reporting from Bobcat Stadium, home of Special Olympics.

Steve, please, be a love.

Steve, Steve...

Suck on that, Billy!

Take it off and I'll show you.

Take your mark.

Tell him to be on time. I'm tired of teeing off late.

Ten minutes.

Thank you for coming out. This has been the best Special...

Thank you, God! Thank you!

Thank you. Finally, a little humanity.

Thanks for springing for lunch. Next time, we'll go Danish and split it 60 60.

Thanks.

That dream didn't work out too good.

That was really nice of you.

That was terrific sportsmanship, Jeffy. I'm proud of you.

That's a great movie.

That's cos I had spicy clams.

That's good. You're doing Jeffy now, right?

That's Mr Stevie Wonder in the summer of 1969 with "My Cherie Amour".

That's my chair.

That's not really appropriate. You know what it's like when you're trying to tell a joke.

That's OK.

That's sweet.

That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.

That's what you're good at.

That's why I was so glad when I met David.

That's...

The boy's young. Jeffy get it.

The champion who deserves it.

The Games are coming up next, live.

The gold medal goes to a remarkable young underdog. It's Glen Chervin.

The guy's wife is dead. Think a guy with no fingers will find another woman?

The joke with the boy at sea. The one you were going to tell at lunch.

The Kids of Widney High is on. Come on!

The newcomer Jeffy Dahmor wins the shot put.

Then she...

Then why did you say that?

There are five events in the pentathlon. We'll try you in each one,

There, there. Something's missing.

There's a guy here from the Bahamas who ran a marathon in two hours, 45 minutes.

There's no way my hospital can absorb that kind of risk.

There's this kid Jimmy. Wins all the time, no one can beat him, right? Wrong. You can.

These are my good shoes.

They're making up stories. It's late for them.

This belongs to you.

This camping is fun.

This huge wave comes and sweeps the boy out to sea, so he's out there...

This is about a piece of ass, isn't it?

This is Jeffy's first Special Olympics.

This is my Doberman, Candy.

This is quite high for most of the athletes.

This will decide whether Jimmy Washington or Jeffy Dahmor takes home the gold.

This woman took her grandson to the beach and while she's snoozing,

This'll serve as the home for the track and field events for Special Olympics.

Thomas Eppedio. You know, this guy might not be the most talented athlete here,

Thomas, where's my water? My throat is parched.

Thomas!

Thomas.

Time to practise, butt face. Only a week to get you in shape.

To make money off of it.

To place him in the events, I just need to know his qualifying times and his diagnosis.

Told you I was telling the truth, Daddy. I'm sorry I lied to you.

Tomorrow, I'm going to talk to Karen. She's a real good swimmer.

Tooth hurty.

Two more laps. Let's go, guys. Like a champion.

Up next, Glen Chervin. This young man has competed in the last five Special Olympics,

Very nice, Troy. Very nice, Rudy. Good job, you guys.

Wait a minute. Jimmy didn't win?

Walk away.

Watch out for this wisenheimer, Jeffy. He can be trouble.

We almost went out for a whole minute.

We are gonna fix the Special Olympics.

We get you in, you get into the nationals, I bet 100 on you, we clean up,

We ought to come up with a slogan.

We require medical release forms for all the athletes.

We thought you'd end up in Hollywood banging starlets.

We'll be through with lunch by the time she gets to the punch line.

We'll still be friends.

We're going to this room right here.

We're serious.

We're this way.

Well, 100 grand says that Jimmy is not gonna win the next Special Olympics.

Well, go for it. Good luck.

Well, he died a few years ago.

Well, he's slow, real slow.

Well, I thought maybe you and I could do something.

Well, I'd like to, but...

Well, if I knew that, I wouldn't have stayed behind you so long.

Well, if I put the fingers on ice, they can last for a couple of weeks.

Well, in that case you will need to cover the cost of the surgery upfront.

Well, now Stavi can't get his fingers back.

Well, only if you want to.

Well, so do I. But it's all going to be over.

Well, that's great.

Well, there you go. I always knew you were smart, Jeffy.

Well, there's always Kinko's.

Well, you know, Lynn, technically I'm not a doctor, but...

Were you able to straighten out the insurance glitch?

What a cockblock.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? Don't go back. Go this way!

What did you do? Knock up a cheerleading squad?

What do I say?

What do you need 1500 for? You got a job.

What else am I going to do?

What happened was that...

What health plan is he on? It doesn't say here anything.

What if she heard you? I don't want her to know I like her.

What kind do you want? Evian or tap water?

What light through yonder window breaks?

What made you think you could win?

What the heck. I'll swing you guys by on the way home.

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

What was your best time?

What?

What?

What? I did?

What? Since when did "tard" become politically incorrect?

What? You don't like David?

What's that mean, Jeffy?

What's that?

What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

What's this about?

What's this one? What's this one?

What's wrong?

When he bestrides the lazy pacing clouds,

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Which I, as a friend, took your word that you would pay. And you haven't!

Who is already sick and pale with grief.

Who is eBay?

Who needs tickets? You're not a cop?

Who's gonna take that bet? Vegas?

Whoa! 6.1 metres.

Why don't you move your desk into the urinal?"

Why would he poke you?

Why would you do something like that?

Why?

Will Jimmy Washington win his seventh consecutive gold medal?

Will you cut it out with that stuff? These guys are great.

Will you get these guys to their rooms?

Winners, line up for the last race of the day, the 400 metre dash,

With an O.

With not so many fingers, when I'm gardening, I don't crush the flowers.

Won't ever have a girlfriend. I have done all of those things.

Won't ever read. Won't ever have a job. Won't ever learn to tie my own shoes.

Work with my hands.

Would you come with me, please?

Would you teach Jeffy how to slow dance?

Wow, thank you. Thank you very much.

Wow, this is truly amazing, folks. After four of the five events,

Wow. Poor Stavi.

Write me something new. Jimmy have to work.

Yeah, I know, but I thought we put that behind us.

Yeah, it's coming along really good.

Yeah, right. You guys know we can't go out at night.

Yeah, sure, as long as you finish in the top eight.

Yeah, sure. Come on.

Yeah, wait. Barker, do me a favour, will you, and fire Stavi?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got all that stuff. It's at home.

Yeah, yeah. Put him through.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Good times. Listen...

Yeah. He does Chucky from Child's Play.

Yeah. I thought maybe we could have lunch.

Yeah. I'd like that.

Yeah. Jesus!

Yeah. Let's go say hello.

Yeah. Show him what you did last year when Pamela Anderson came to see us.

Yeah. We got that. Excuse me. Gotta go to the restroom.

Yeah. We're sick of Jimmy winning all the time.

Yeah. You think you can fool us?

Yes, I could.

Yes, they have all the major beverages.

Yes, you are.

You asked if I could pass the ketchup. You didn't ask if I would.

You asked if I could pass the ketchup. You didn't ask if I would.

You can say that again.

You could rent a car. Budget Rent a Car. No drop off fee whatsoever.

You did great.

You did nothing wrong. I... God, I'm sorry. Jeffy, I have to go.

You get to go to the finals with Jimmy. I'm very proud of you.

You got 'em.

You got it.

You got no idea what kind of pressure I'm under.

You got some schmutz on you.

You got tickets? OK.

You guys! Where have you?

You have a girlfriend?

You have to remember lines.

You know something? You're sick.

You know what, Barker? Maybe you're right.

You know what? I'm gonna go say hi. I'll see you later.

You know what? Maybe I should just accept the fact that I can't win,