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The Wedding Ringer (2015)

The Wedding Ringer (2015)

The Wedding Ringer is a hilarious comedy film released in 2015. The story follows Doug Harris, played by Josh Gad, who hires a best man for his wedding through Jimmy Callahan, played by Kevin Hart. Together, they create a fake group of groomsmen called The Golden Tux, portrayed by stars such as Jorge Garcia, Affion Crockett, and Corey Holcomb. With side-splitting humor, unexpected twists, and heartwarming moments, this film is sure to entertain you. You can watch and download The Wedding Ringer at our website. Enjoy the laughter!

A fucking priest?
A kid goes to Cornell University.
A priest in the military. Yeah.
A temporary stay of the ban.
A very dark past.
About wanting to start a family,
Actually, I, uh, don't think you're going to be
Adolf Hitler once said...
Afraid of getting your asses kicked by some old timers?
After they did it, they started to
After you.
Ah. I said I'm not going to do it. (SNIFFLES)
Ain't nobody gonna mess up this shit.
All I do is go from job to job,
All right, guys, listen up.
All right, guys. This is for Dougie!
All right, I'm going to wait for you outside.
All right, look, vato, weddings are just overblown parties
All right, Tonto. Do you want to see real?
All right. I like it.
All right. Let's go over some of my packages.
All right. Thanks.
All right. What is happening here?
All that stress you've been feeling.
All the room stood still. I closed my eyes and I reached out my hand,
All they could see was my eye pupils.
All things considered, not that bad for a Shotgun Intro.
All those things that you said about him, those incredible things.
ALL: (CHANTING) Fletcher! Fletcher! Fletcher!
ALL: (CHANTING) Nadia! Nadia! We got through this already.
ALL: ♪ It's that time in your life
ALL: ♪ Maze! tov!
ALL: ♪ My, my, my, Delilah
ALL: ♪ You light that shit up
ALL: Ohh!
ALL: To Dougie!
ALL: Yeah.
Allow me to introduce myself.
Alone? No. I run a very profitable business because of guys like you.
Am I a loser?
An Army guy that's the best man
And $300 cash.
And a Bible that was signed by Cardinal Enders.
And a smile on his face
And after a while I just figured,
And as I look at you tonight, Gina,
And by dark, of course I'm referring
And chicks dig the uniform shit.
And don't even get me started on the salad dressing.
And Doug can give me that kind of lifestyle.
And enjoy the cake.
And from there is when I was traveling,
And he ****d a lot of men in there. Yes.
And he's giving hopeless angels hope.
And he's giving small, little, black,
And his beautiful new bride.
And hunt bullfrogs and...
And I am marrying her.
And I don't know, ever since I lost my family,
And I got you something else.
And I have never met him, okay?
And I hired him to be my best man
And I knew at that moment
And I know that because you've told me
And I look over and I see the bride. She's got his arm, Doug.
And I remember asking him,
And I remember squinting because
And I said, well, put the money in the bag.
And I see Stu.
And I swear it was like slow motion.
And I wept. But they weren't tears of pain.
And if someone asks you who said it,
And if you croak within seven years of said wedding...
And in all the other pictures,
And in less than two weeks?
And in return, I got a soul.
And it was so sad, Doug.
And let's bring this shit home.
And mashed potatoes and vegetable medley.
And may God bless whoever else is on this.
And on our third date, she said something
And preconceived notions that originated in childhood.
And she doesn't know this yet,
And she was pretty.
And spilled it all over my lap.
And that's the brilliant philosopher, Ira Drysdale.
And that's when I knew that we were soul mates.
And the salad dressing is great,
And then one day I ran into her, and it was just different.
And then perhaps some dessert.
And then, we ship Father Bic: off to his untimely death.
And this Filipino exchange student.
And we still have so much to do.
And we're singing to the tune of
And when his parents, Merle and Irene,
And when I finally opened my eyes, I saw Jesus.
And you asked me to pull off a miracle.
And you played the violin until you were 19 years old.
And you said how pretty you thought
And you'll drop me off back here...
And you're asking me out on a date?
And you're gonna offer him nachos?
And you're sure I'll get laid? Yes.
And your best man's name is Bic Mitchum?
And your first dance will be to what song?
And your Party Trick Distractions.
And, uh, I just want to say
And, uh, I look up,
And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me.
And, you know, I made the all campus team a couple times in football.
Andrew always believed that the one
Andrew calls my cell phone and he says,
ANDREW: I don't even know what to say, man.
Any random words. Just be yourself, Doug. You'll be all right.
Anything else, Doug? Yeah. Plunkett's got to be in a wheelchair.
Are you all right, sir? Uh huh.
Are you familiar with North Dakota?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you going to chat all night or are you
Are you okay? Yeah.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Are you still there, Seth?
Are you sure she's 'the one'?
Are you sure she's worth it?
Are you sure that you want to go through with this?
Are you sure you can handle going both ways?
Argh! JIMMY: Listen up.
As a replacement of the shoes
As fun as the one I paid for.
As if to say, Everything was going to be okay.
As long as we pass, it doesn't matter how we do it.
As you can see by my résumé, I've done tons
As you can see in this picture
At A.J. Wilson High School,
At Bardonia Community College.
At one point, the only good vein I had was between my toes.
At the time I thought it was a really smart idea.
Babe, I know you've been really busy,
Baby, what is going on with you? (CLEARS THROAT)
Baseball. And I love women's basketball.
Be a goddamn man!
Be very gentle with my car. I've seen your car...
Because Father McNulty here,
Because he was my principal at Benjamin Rush.
Because I can't go out there and tell the truth.
Because I had no other options.
Because I know that you both have found the one.
Because I'm a fucking priest and I can't
Because I'm calling to see if maybe
Because my friend Bic is not a priest.
Because she's marrying this amazing guy.
Because they said when they turned the lights out in the hallway,
Because this is hot, hot, hot! Okay?
Because what you're talking about
Because who the fuck knows anybody from North Dakota?
Because why? He's overseas,
Because you need Bic.
Because, see, in March... April, I was in the Middle East.
Bic Mitchum can have whatever the fuck he wants!
Bic Mitchum is actually Father Bic Mitchum.
Bic? The Bic?
Bic. Hey, ladies, what's going on?
Big deal.
Bitches, right?
Blow me, kid. Oh...
BOTH: ♪ Near, far... ♪
BOTH: Motherfucking Bic Mitchum.
Breathe, Doug.
Brentwood? Biltmore. Hal Lane Orchestra.
Bring him to lunch tomorrow. Are you crazy?
Bring him to lunch with you. No!
BRONSTEIN: Doug and I met at Camp Wampacheempi.
Bronstein. Japanese.
Bud, are you waiting on me? Yeah. Yes.
Burn this.
Business skyrocketed.
But at least you have Doug. True love conquers all.
But he's still with us.
But I am still missing the groomsmen's information.
But I am willing to make the necessary sacrifice
But I don't know. I think I'd rather speak from the heart.
But I just want to say that you have put on
But I promised Marci I'd get out of the game.
But I think we can all agree that in this shot,
But I was actually calling because
But I... Tonto.
But I've got to say, they're really good guys.
But it's good to be one of the guys.
But it's okay. Rest assured,
But let me say, that was a hell of a tackle for a tenderfoot.
But nobody here really gives a fuck.
But now I can see it's going to upset you. A fucking priest?
But our wedding is in 10 days.
But she never gave me the time of day.
But she's going to be my wife.
But that day when I woke up face down in that snowbank,
But that's not real.
But the article says this will enhance
But the doctor says she's going to be fine.
But the Lord says, Don't judgeth upon what happens,
But there's so much going on.
But we wrote you a little ditty. (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
But what happens upon what can't be judged.
But what I need to know is if you're going to catch the goddamn ball.
But you at least look normal.
But you cannot hide a bad dancer.
But you know how guys are.
But, after Father of the Bride came out on DVD and Blu ray,
But, babe, what about you? Who's going to be your best man?
But, see, Andrew's a bit more rational than me.
Bye, sweetie.
Cabo, Cancun, spring break? You've never done anything like that?
Call me Bic, please.
Call me sometime. Maybe we can catch a Dodger game.
Can I do my Cockney accent?
Can I give you the dates?