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The Wedding Ringer (2015) Soundboard

The Wedding Ringer (2015) Soundboard

The Wedding Ringer is a hilarious comedy film released in 2015. Directed by Jeremy Garelick, the movie follows the story of Doug Harris, played by Josh Gad, a socially awkward groom-to-be who is in desperate need of a best man and groomsmen for his upcoming wedding. With time running out, Doug seeks the help of Jimmy Callahan, portrayed by Kevin Hart, the mastermind behind a company that provides best man services.

Desperate to impress his bride-to-be and her family, Doug hires Jimmy to assemble a group of groomsmen who will pose as his long-time friends. Their mission is to convince everyone of their strong bond and throw an unforgettable wedding celebration. As Jimmy recruits a motley crew of misfits and con-artists to act as Doug's friends, hilarity ensues. Each groomsmen plays a unique and hilarious character, adding to the comedic chaos of the film.

The star-studded cast of The Wedding Ringer also includes Kaley Cuoco as Gretchen Palmer, the bride-to-be, and Olivia Thirlby as Alison Palmer, Gretchen's sister and maid of honor. Other notable cast members include Affion Crockett, Jorge Garcia, and Dan Gill as Doug's groomsmen, Reggie, Lurch, and Bronstein, respectively. These talented actors bring their comedic skills to the forefront, enhancing the laughs and entertainment value of the movie.

The Wedding Ringer is filled with side-splitting moments as Doug and Jimmy navigate through the challenges of creating a believable wedding party. From elaborate lies to outrageous bachelor party scenes, the film is a rollercoaster of laughter. As the wedding day approaches, Doug learns valuable lessons about true friendship and the importance of being himself. With heartwarming moments mixed throughout the comedy, the movie strikes a perfect balance between laughter and emotions.

The Wedding Ringer's comedic brilliance mainly rests on the shoulders of its two lead actors, Josh Gad and Kevin Hart. Gad charms audiences with his endearing awkwardness, making his character of Doug relatable and lovable. Kevin Hart showcases his rapid-fire humor and comedic timing as Jimmy, delivering an unforgettable performance. The chemistry between Gad and Hart ignites the screen, creating a perfect match of wit and humor.

The Wedding Ringer's success lies not only in its cast but also in its clever script and well-executed direction. Jeremy Garelick blends situational comedy with heartwarming moments, creating an enjoyable viewing experience for audiences. The movie's fast-paced nature ensures a constant supply of laughter and keeps viewers engaged until the very end.

If you're looking for a comedy that guarantees laughs and heart, The Wedding Ringer is a fantastic choice. With its unforgettable cast, witty script, and genuine moments, this film is an excellent choice for a movie night or a lighthearted evening of entertainment. Don't miss the chance to witness the hilarious and heartwarming journey of Doug and his groomsmen. You can play and download these sounds here, allowing you to enjoy the movie's memorable moments whenever you want.

A guy like me doesn't land a girl like her.
A handful of napkins and a smile
Actually, we did invite everyone we wanted to.
After I was hit by a drunk driver
All right, I want you to keep reminding yourself that
All right. All right, stop
ALL: ♪ Let's get, get off!
ALL: ♪ Off!
ALL: ♪ Roof!
ALL: It's game time!
Am I really your friend?
And me and you, we are done here
And the last thing I want to do is put
And then, when my dad died, I took over the business.
And you're a regional racquetball champion. Lefty, good serve.
And, uh..
Any more questions?
As the only Ethiopian Jew
Ask me why you're from North Dakota
Be a man. OTIS: This isn't a game anymore.
Because I haven't gotten any since I got out
Beth Shalom, right? Beth Yirmeyahu.
Bic is flying in tomorrow morning
Bic, Bic, Bic
Bismarck's in the middle.
BRONSTEIN: ♪ I saw the light on the night
But after getting to know you these past few days,
But in less than an hour, we're going to have
But never a best man's speech,
Call me mean names. (SCOFFS)
Can I unfasten my pants belt?
Chris and I have known each other since, uh..
Chuck wood a could wood much how
Classic, Doug!
Come on, Jimmy
Come on, you pussies.
Come on. Let's go get you cleaned up, man.
Congrats, man. MAN: Great speech.
Cottage cheese helmet.
Do you speak English?
Do you think you're too good? No, this is your guys' thing
Don't you think it's a bit strange
Doug
Doug Harris, congratulations.
Doug, I'm not trying to be rude,
Doug, you look great, man.
DOUG: And I said, it's called loyalty.
DOUG: Honey, are you there?
DOUG: Oh, wait, Bic, I meant to tell you,
DOUG: What are you talking about? Those are my friends.
ED: Don't ever call me Dad.
ED: Where'd you go to defense school, Munchkinland?
EDMUNDO: All right, team, can we all gather around, please?
Every time it moves, it hurts!
Father McNulty is a wonderful priest
Fellows.
FITZGIBBONS: What in the fuck, Lou?
For our big day. Okay?
Four hundred and fifty...
From the original question
Fuck yeah, I want this money. I earned this money, man
Fuck! Fuck, shit, bitch, dick, ass! No. No, you can't.
Fuck! JIMMY: Hike! Let's go!
Get some fucking balls right now!
Go, go!
Golden Tux
Gretchen and I
Gretchen and I, we both decided that it was better that we...
Gretchen, are you there?
GUESTS: Aw. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
HAL LANE: Will the rest of the wedding party
Half point boost to all our GPA's.
Harris. Doug Harris.
Have you ever been to the 'hood? Here you go
He's taking this wedding thing way too seriously
Hello.
Hello. I got a problem.
Hello. Uh oh. Showtime
Hey, do me a favor.
Hey, Doug
Hey, fellows
Hey, sweetie, listen, you're just overstressed.
Hey. No ass touching off the field, Joe.
Hi. Yeah
His real name is Jimmy,
Honey!
How she was ready to have kids.
I barely even knew the kid.
I bet you wouldn't use Log Cabin syrup
I don't care how much it costs
I don't know
I don't think I've ever felt a connection to anybody like that before.
I don't want it to be all right.
I doubt this is what she had in mind
I have to be honest with you guys.
I haven't felt this good, this happy since..
I just got punched. I thought this was touch football.
I know
I know everything, Doug. Drink up
I know I keep tripping over it.
I know this is gonna sound crazy, but if you're ever in the mood,
I know! It's the way I'm going!
I love you both. WOMAN: Cheers!
I love you, bud.
I may have been to a point
I said, what time is it?
I spent half my damn middle school years in his principal's office.
I took her dancing
I want it to be great
I want to hear my name again. What's my name?
I'm begging you!
I'm Bic Mitchum and I love candy.
I'm going to get something else!
I'm sorry. I just got really excited.
I'm sorry. I just, uh...
I'm trying to tag her ass before she passes out, so if you could just...
I've just never seen you so frisky.
I've never seen that Doug before.
If I do this, you need to understand
Is that a yes or a no?
Isn't that what you're doing?
It was a close call with the Kenyan.
It wasn't an Altoid, Doug.
It's great to see you again, man.
Jesus Christ. BEST MAN: Oh, God
JIMMY: Go, go, Dickerson! Yeah!
JIMMY: Go, go, go!
JIMMY: I think we saved the best for last.
JIMMY: I'm so happy for you, man
JIMMY: Lou, what the fuck are you doing?
JIMMY: That's okay.
JIMMY: When you get backed into a corner,
JIMMY: Yeah, he was. BRONSTEIN: Doug man.
Just breathe, Dougie!
Just kidding. I'm just kidding
KIP: I'm going to go see if he's praying
Large.
Let's go dance. No, thanks
Look, Gretch, who were we kidding?
Look, Jimmy, I'd love to help you out,
Lou had to go away for a while.
Lou, this is a closed road!
LURCH: Support each other.
MAN 2: I heard you died.
Marci's dad found a butt plug in the glove compartment.
Maybe I don't want to be
Maybe we can catch a game
My grandmother's burned from head to toe, my dad's knee is shredded.
Nadia.
Nice. Like Tom Jones
No!
No! No!
No.
No. Honey, look, I would love to, okay?
No. Um, Edmundo. Ah.
No. Well, he didn't die immediately
Not my ass, the dog's ass!
Of guys I've ever seen in my life.
OFFICER: (ON LOUDSPEAKER) Pullover.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, God, Marci's going to kill me
Oh, God.
Oh, shit! I thought it was Angley.
Oh, shit. DORIS: Oh, my God.
Oh, that is so not fair. You know I'm trying
Oh, they put some stitches in your penis head.
Oh, you are motherfucking Bic Mitchum! Rhythm.
Oh, you know what? Now that you mention it..
Oh! Gee!
Oh! Hi, there!
Oh. Nadia
Okay, I guess
Okay, listen. Maybe she's confused, or she has the jitters
Okay.
Okay. I have everything I need for the bridesmaids,
Old Doug town was teaching us all how to have fun
OTIS: Scuba diving the Great Barrier Reef.
OTIS: That dude looks familiar.
Our ball! Our ball! Our ball!
Pas Man's your favorite superhero even though
People love it. Is that a third testicle?
Please check the number and try your call again. (SIGHS)
Plus an additional three groomsmen
Plus expenses. You got it.
Pupil Jew Jew.
REGGIE: His dick is bleeding!
Remember your HW2's, your boomerangs,
Roger Delta Niner.
Señor, let's just relax. Get out of my way, you fairy
Seth, what about that weekend in Carlsbad Caverns?
She's going to find out soon enough. Oh, God.
Shit! No! She's on fire!
SPF 60?
Stop the car, you old dick!
Stuart's best friend to say a few words
Talk me through it, Doug!
That boxes you in, you boomerang it
That everyone I encounter as Bic are going to ask.
That family was sharp.
That was one of the biggest in the city.
That's a compliment.
That's a lot of quotes.
That's not our song.
That's okay. That's okay.
That's reality, Doug
That's something else to look at there. It's very pretty
The Asian has his dick out.
The moment Chris asked me to be his best man,
The next touchdown wins, guys.
The Norton Winchell. It's the imaginary friend covet
The only thing that gets hard is my nipples.
There would be gambling
This cannot be happening right now. I need you to fix this.
This is for Dougie!
This is my best man, Bic.
This isn't going to be long
This way! I've got the ball!
Those who are chosen to serve both,
Throw his ass in the truck!
Timothy! ♪ Let's do it
To balance out the bridesmaids.
To go on a cool guy trip with
To just have sex?
To make me feel the way that you have, Doug.
Too many moving parts. Too many things can go wrong.
Uh, I fear raccoons.
Uh...
Was a pretty lonely life. I don't want that life anymore
We can't be
We climbed the glaciers of what?
We still have more work to do.
Well, actually, it was Gretchen who said it.
What are you doing? Nothing
What are your phobias?
What if they start asking too many questions?
What is going on?
What kind of stuff do you sing?
What you want me to do? If I go out there,
What?
What? Nothing
What? Wait
What? Who's Angley?
What's my name? Jimmy.
What's your last name?
Where I participate in all the festivities for the weekend,
Where Jack tries to save Rose..
Why did you kick me in my balls?
Why don't we have a friendly game of two hand touch?
Why even make friends anymore?
With its goldia floral etching,
Wow, that is so weird
Yeah. Great stuff tonight
Yeah. In fact, he's not even in the Army.
Years ago.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing?
You all look good
You are about to blow that back out.
You are backing yourself into a very tight corner.
You asked how a gal like Gretchen
You don't think I want that? Hmm?
You forgot what got you into this business in the first place
You have one week to know this information so well,
You have to hold on
You have to understand that. It doesn't matter
You look good, man.
You need seven groomsmen? I do.
You said the kitchen cabinets would be done by today.
You work in mysterious ways
You're also working on your first book called The Way of Wonder.
You're going to find the lyrics
You're going to suck it!
You're not my best friend. You're just my best man
Your ability to be a friend,
Your broken CD player repeated it over and over and over
20?
50 grand. Done.
200 grand out the door,
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL GROANING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(AS BRIDE) What are you doing?
(BLOWS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(CAMERA CLICKING)
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
(CHUCKLES)
(CRYING) There's a dead dog on my dick
(FEEDBACK) That's not even the right way.
(GIRLS LAUGHING) I don't like being..
(GROANING CONTINUES)
(GROANING)
(GROANING) (CHEERING)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING) (SCREAMING)
(GUESTS CHEERING) ♪ Teach me how to dougie
(GUESTS LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
(HORN BLARING) JIMMY: Fuck, Lou, stop!
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(MAN LAUGHING)
(MOUTHS)
(MOUTHS) Damn it
(MUSIC STOPS) (GUESTS CHEERING)
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
(SIGHS)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN) Oh, boy!
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHOOPING)
(YELLS) (ALL LAUGHING)
♪ And party and bullshit
♪ As she deceived me
♪ But I wanna know what your name is
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Can you break it on down?
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Don't know if you gonna tell me
♪ Don't know if you gonna tell me
♪ Feel the shot Body rock
♪ Fill up my cup
♪ Go out and smash it
♪ Go out and smash it ♪ Smash it
♪ I know you think that you can groove
♪ I take a bad situation Gonna make it right
♪ I'm watching you, girl, watching me
♪ If you keep on shaking your hips
♪ Let's live it up
♪ Look at her dancing
♪ Now my vision is no longer hazy I'm very lucky to have my crew
♪ Teach me how to dougie
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
♪ To take me all the way
♪ Tonight's the night
♪ Well, the worst of times, now they don't phase me
♪ Whoo hoo ♪
♪ You got me right here
♪♪
♪ 'Cause he gonna dance when that music hit him
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪
♪ All my women love me
♪ And bullshit And party and bullshit
♪ And party and bullshit
♪ And party and bullshit ♪
♪ But can you move the way I move? ♪
♪ But I wanna know what your name is
♪ I got my money
♪ If I fall back down
♪ Let's paint the town
♪ ****az wanna flex Who got the gat? ♪ Biggie
♪ ****az wanna front, who got your back? ♪ Biggie
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ Teach me, teach me how to dougie
♪ Teach me, teach me how to dougie
♪ that I passed by her window
♪ We're looking for something dumb to do
♪ You put the weed in the coconut And light that shit up

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