The Wedding Date (2005) Edit

A full house.

A room full of friends and family,

About so much?

Actually, the boathouse is empty.

Ah!

Ah. Catch.

Ahoy, there!

Air Supply?

All right, batter, batter.

All right, thanks.

All right.

All seven of them.

All you'll have is each other

Although technically, I never knew you existed.

Am I not the luckiest bastard on earth?

Amy and Ed.

Amy wore that little bikini thing.

Amy, thank you for granting me a rare glimpse into a timeless female ritual.

An escort at a funeral? Someone's dead.

Anchovy, Nick?

And a 2505 on the 8:20 CPT to LGW.

And at the end of the day, you still would rather give up than try...

And I just... I love you so much.

And I need him to look really good today.

And I should probably admit that...

And I was going to leave you alone and just take off but...

And Looky, looky here.

And my flight leaves in 15 minutes.

And now you'd like just a moment?

And out of the blue shattered my heart?

And pair off.

And remember...

And second of all, yeah.

And she finally trusted me enough to meet her kid.

And some stale crackers, egg and cheese sandwich and a Bloody Mary.

And that's your first flight out?

And the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.

And the Most Likely To Age Well.

And then after you left, sod it, we kept at it like rabbits,

And then having the courage to let them love you back.

And then that was it.

And there's this guy on line two

And to the cock in the henhouse.

And to think Jeffrey is the best man.

And we came pretty close once,

And we know that Kat was one of the hottest expats in school

And what do you do?

And whatever skills you acquire today.

And who might this be?

And you do now?

And you know, I thought perhaps you... Bollocks. Sorry.

And, at the end of the day, the only one who ended up falling for it was me.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, the point of the story is that Tony ended up with a chair in his face.

Apparently, Kat and I were inseparable.

Are you a boatsman, son?

Are you all right?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

As we welcome Edward and the Fletcher Wootens into our family.

At times like these, I find a good, stiff drink helps.

Aw! Well, I'll dance to that.

Be good to one another.

Be nice to me, Jeffrey.

Because she was voted Best Eyes and Brightest Smile

Because you tricked him into marrying you.

Besides, it includes, you know...

Betting on how long the marriage will last.

Blistering heat in the morning, rained all afternoon.

Blue shirt or... white shirt for the, er, rehearsal dinner?

Branch out, is...

Bump the 14:14 to the upper on 16:10.

But I didn't... I didn't really dump you. Right?

But I refuse to believe that this is what you want, Kat.

But I think he's still crazy about you.

But I'd like to ask your permission to date your daughter.

But if I did, I would lose, because my hand is complete shite.

But if you know her shit and she knows yours

But just this once I'll refund your ticket and credit you 10,000 frequent flyer miles.

But Kat, we've had three delays and two reps call in sick.

But last Christmas, when Ed proposed,

But not Jeffrey.

But remember, you're a beautiful woman and you've got everything going for you.

But right now, tonight, I'm not going to pretend it's OK.

But since he's my stepdad, he's technically not family.

But somehow it was Kat that got stung by nettles.

But that's just not how it happens.

But then, I don't know, something happened and now...

But they're your family so you love them?

But you were engaged to her sister.

But, as you all know, that crashed and burned.

By the way, Did he bring a date?

Can I have that?

Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy?

Charming.

Check my bags.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Close. Sydney. But it turns out that I missed the rain.

Come a little bit closer together. Moving.

Come on Who's ever heard of dance lessons for a wedding?

Come on, Kat.

Come on, Kat. Please, I'm begging you.

Come on, this is your last chance.

Come on, throw it. Throw it!

Come on, you sexy little monkey. Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! How many of them want to sleep with you?

Come on.

Come on. It's true. The only thing you've got in common is you're both attracted to me.

Come on. You've got to stop running.

Come up here in the summer and spend weekends.

Count it. 6,000 even.

Customer service will have to survive without me.

Dance lessons? Hm. Right.

Darling, why waste time on that horse's arse

Desperation?

Did Kat tell you that she dumped you because of your funky breath?

Do me a favor, quit apologizing.

Do you believe a place has a memory?

Do you honestly believe that I want to be single and miserable?

Do you think that I want to be hung up on some guy who led me on for years

Does everybody have a drink? Because I am going to say a few words.

Does Kat know?

Don't be ridiculous. It's late.

Don't deny it. You barely tolerate each other.

Don't get me wrong matching's fine. It's matchy matchy you wanna look out for.

Don't get too attached.

Don't patronize me.

Driver, will you please pull over somewhere?

Ed, calm down!

Ed, calm down! It's all sorted! She wants you!

Ed, there's no one in the world who knows

Ed!

Ed?

Ed... Calm down, Ed.

Eddie, you did the right thing.

Edward, we are so glad that you fell in love with the girl next door.

Even before Ed and I started dating, we all used to

Ever since I put her up there.

Ever since you were little,

Everyone knows their greatest hits.

Exactly.

Excuse me.

Excuse us.

First of all, there's no such thing as out of the blue.

Flew you over her and gave you $6,000.

For a date. My date.

For my sister's wedding, in London.

For the entire weekend.

Forget the pain.

Forget the past.

Friday's the picnic, then the rehearsal dinner and since you have left no margin for jetlag,

Get a move on, you lovebirds. I'm getting married in the morning.

Get in the car, darling.

Get in the car, Ed. He's halfway to France by now.

Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college.

Go ahead, Kat, hate me.

Go ahead, take a look. It's part of the package.

Go, Kat.

God, I hope it doesn't remember everything.

God!

Good Lord, say something, please.

Good morning.

Good. And we'll try to glide across the floor.

Gorgeous.

Gosh, who's the hunky, huh? Nice.

Hard. But it was understandable, you were one of the hottest girls in school.

Harry, I'm not working, I'm going to my sister's wedding.

Has anyone seen my future wife? She'll kill me if I don't serve her first.

Have you ever done a wedding before?

Have you guys ever had a real honest to God fight, ever?

Have you met Nick?

He cried a lot, but there was no peeing.

He looks miserable.

He must have left it here.

He regrets throwing away our life together?

He seems more mature.

He smells lovely!

He sounded tormented.

He was my first boyfriend.

He won't feel like the world is collapsing and there's no escape

He'll realize what he lost.

He's gonna be so sorry he lost you.

He's less than 90 per cent body fat and he's shagging your ex.

He's more like a hostage.

He's walking around all American, like he owns the place.

Hello, 3B.

Hello, arsehole. Listen, Since you dumped my cousin brutally,

Hello, darling. Your mother said you wanted to have a quick word.

Hello!

Hello.

Hello. Kat mandu.

Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you

Hey, is everything OK?

Hey, Kat. Hey, Kat.

Hey, Nick.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Kat. This is Nick Mercer.

Hi, this is Kat. Leave a message and I'll call you back.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm the new guy. It's great to meet you.

Hmm...

Hmm... What's holding me back?

Holy crap!

How about you get my half sister a Seventh Hole?

How did he sound?

How do you know so much...

How to love my baby sister better than you.

How'd you know that was me?

Hurry up

I am not as small town as my daughter seems to think.

I am now, sir.

I am.

I bet his thingy bends, doesn't it? Got a little kink in it.

I blame Tony for why my two girls just don't seem to be able to get along.

I brought Nick with me to torture you, slowly,

I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I can't believe you found him first. I am so depressed.

I can't believe you told her.

I didn't deserve her back then.

I didn't want you to think that I was expecting anything for free

I don't believe you.

I don't even know you, hunky dunky, and I love you already.

I don't know if I can do this.

I don't know if I can do this.

I don't know what works for you but I brought you some black coffee

I feel like crap but I wanna look hot doing it.

I forgave her when I thought it was just some random bloke.

I had no idea this would be so difficult. I just feel like I owe you an explanation.

I have a friend at the magazine.

I have absolutely no idea.

I have to.

I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings but I'm just sick of you and me.

I just don't feel very well. I'm gonna go. Give us a kiss.

I just... I wanted to say thank you for not outing me in front of Ed.

I knew you were seeing someone else when we finally got together, but not Jeffrey.

I know how important this is for you.

I know you were right, believing for so long

I know you're curious about my business but I really can't discuss other clients.

I know you're nervous, Kat, but this is what I get paid for.

I like that.

I look like a total wanker, don't I?

I love my dad.

I mean, obviously I was expecting something

I need you to hydrate.

I never thought anything like this could happen to me.

I never took ballet.

I prefer the red one.

I promise.

I realized... I'm in love with her.

I remember reading a fascinating article in the New York Times Magazine once,

I remember the day I met Kat.

I shouldn't be allowed to get married. I shouldn't

I slept with your sister.

I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.

I think it was hope.

I think it's the words "morally repugnant".

I think you're running out of steam on this whole Jeffrey thing anyhow.

I thought you already were.

I thought you might need this.

I thought you were in San Francisco, or was it Nepal?

I trust you've enjoyed your trip to England.

I understand, you want your family to see you the way you see yourself,

I want to tell him, just not the night before our wedding.

I want us to look like we fit but not like we're trying to look like we fit.

I wanted to tell you but I was afraid you'd never forgive me

I was just sitting there like some smug arse, thinking, "Aren't I a lucky sod?"

I was saving you from yourself.

I went through a painfully earnest floral phase.

I wish I could say it was worth it.

I'd been seeing Bunny for a few months

I'd have to pay you $1,700?

I'd just never said yes.

I'd love to help you, sincerely, but I haven't seen my family in two years

I'll cover expenses but if you want to be intimate, we talk money first.

I'll let her know.

I'm a hooker.

I'm a little concerned... I'm just... It makes me nervous...

I'm about to get married. You have to...

I'm all out love, I'm so lost without you

I'm all out of love, what am I without you?

I'm allergic to fabric softener.

I'm fine, really.

I'm glad someone's making use of her at last.

I'm glad you found it OK.

I'm going to see you.

I'm just screwing with you.

I'm majoring in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies.

I'm not a knuckler, I fly all the time.

I'm not gonna kiss you.

I'm OK.

I'm perfect, I'm all ginny.

I'm running late so I sent a messenger to pick up my ticket.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry we couldn't leave sooner. I know you wanted to get settled before the party.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I promise next is the last one.

I'm sorry. No offense.

I'm the best man.

I've been looking for you.

I've been spilling my guts all weekend and I don't know anything about you.

I've given up! What's the problem?

I've had her up on a pedestal ever since...

I've never seen so many beautiful women in one room.

If Amy threw it up, Kat ate it.

If anything had happened, it would have been one of the highlights, for you.

If I chicken out, I wanna know where the exits are.

If I was gonna charge you, I said I'd tell you first.

If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up.

If that's all right with you?

If you do that,

If you look at this as a business transaction,

If you look people in the eye, they'll never notice what you're wearing.

In the real world they're an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't.

In Utopia.

Is that an old habit from ballet class or from a lifetime of walking on eggshells?

Is that any second my date is gonna sit down in 3B

Is that really how it happened?

Isn't he lovely? Have you smelt him?

It doesn't look like nothing.

It happened in the sense that I picked up the phone, tracked you down,

It maybe now you'll be able to hold on to this long enough to ruin your next relationship.

It must feel great getting paid just for being you.

It probably wouldn't have worked out anyway, huh?

It started after we moved here.

It was in New York.

It was plastic and child sized.

It wasn't because I'd never been asked.

It's a load of touchy feely mumbo jumbo.

It's a plane ticket.

It's about understanding what people need.

It's about you.

It's also really annoying.

It's Amy's day.

It's been my experience that a man in love doesn't want a prostitute.

It's just that...

It's just...

It's much more...

It's no big deal really, it just looks like a tailor made your tie out of my dress.

It's not about me.

Jealous that I'm here with someone else, or like...

Jeffrey told her last night.

Jeffrey.

Just about everyone.

Just so you know, you're 300 short.

Kat never said a word until Amy caught her scratching her arse.

Kat, could I have a word? It'll only take a moment.

Kat, please don't say anything.

Kat, stop worrying.

Kat.

Kat. Kat, please.

Last night, when we were fighting, I thought this was over.

Leave me alone. You knew and you didn't tell me.

Let me get some more wine.

Let me teach you a trick.

Let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm

Let's have the story. Kat, come on.

Let's sit.

Like a harmless, self absorbed toolbox.

Look at those buns. Fresh from the bakery.

Look, I don't know what's going on with you two but I'm sure you'll work it out.

Look, I feel like I need to tell you something.

Lose the game.

Lovely. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

Luckily, we were able to get the deposit back,

Make sure he stays on the right side of the road.

Maybe think about it this way.

Maybe you won't feel compelled to keep saying sorry.

Mine's not like that.

Mission accomplished.

My mother has this rule about sharing when there's no ring involved...

My sister's getting married and the best man is my ex.

My two girls got into a fight over Tony Peepants and have never made up since.

Nick, please tell me you're not wearing that tonight.

No matter how certain one is of one's position

No, but I have done funerals.

No, no, no, I...

No, no. Smile.

No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.

No, that is not it. Look at him,

No!

No! The wedding.

No.

Not dollars, pounds.

Not that I'm ever going to find out.

Nothing a bottle of Jack and a straight razor couldn't fix.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing's ever gonna be worth it.

Now is not the time to catch on, Ed.

Now, come on. What do you think? Is he the guy for you?

Now, your left foot. Her right foot.

Of our whole story, so come on, let's just go upstairs and eat some tiramisu.

Of what one should or shouldn't do,

Oh ho ho!

Oh oh oh!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. I think I've just come.

Oh, hey, yourself. I see you met my ex.

Oh, I missed you so much.

Oh, I should warn you.

Oh, my God, he's told you, hasn't he?

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, Top Kat! Ooooh!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! What are you doing here?

Oh, no, don't tell me. It's bloody perfect.

Oh, no!

Oh, wow.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. My parents had a German exchange student a few years back.

Oh. Wonderful. It's finally working.

Oh. Yes. Yes. Well, back to the bride and groom to be.

Oh....oh

Ohhh.

OK, this part.

OK, we need a story.

OK, Yoda.

OK. Good.

One sometimes discovers

Or else I wouldn't have stopped at that ATM.

Or that I was expecting anything at all.

Or that you're going to trust the world more.

Or would, if you didn't feel so victimized by them.

Our Amy. Congratulations, babies.

Please! You're like the Yoda of escorts.

Really?

Relax, relax. It's fine.

Run, you fat tart! Come on.

Seriously.

She was insanely inappropriate with me,

She washed her lingerie in my bath water while I was still in it.

She's drunk.

She's getting married!

Show me.

Show me.

Silly me. Where was my head?

Snufflepop.

So as an adult, I needed to find ways to experience intimacy and sex

So I'm over at her place and in walks this little monster.

So if you're gonna wear that tie, I have to change my dress.

So is that when he peed in his pants?

So much for anonymity.

So sorry. I wasn't quite ready.

So that when he hears that you repeatedly screwed his best friend,

So we were eating and throwing up together in harmony

So what's with the nickname?

So when you were talking to Jeffrey before,

So, are you ever attracted to your clients?

So, stop worrying.

So, why did you let him go?

Some of their lesser known ballads are surprisingly poignant.

Sorry about this.

Sorry I didn't get back to you last night but I got your messages.

Sorry to interrupt.

Sorry.

Spilling your guts to a total stranger, it's not natural.

Subtle?

Sure. Go right ahead.

Sweet Jesus. Who gave that woman an amp?

Take the car.

Thank you for calling Virgin Atlantic.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks

Thanks for the solidarity, Mum, but next time a little less information.

Thanks, Ed.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That I paid $6,000 for a lie.

That one is not as one would have hoped one would have been.

That seems a broad generalization... Oh!

That was a yes. Did you see that?

That was it. I was a goner.

That was the day I became a dad.

That won't be an issue. I find the idea of sex for money morally repugnant.

That you're going to worry about them less.

That you're here to celebrate with us

That's a big bed.

That's a down payment on a Ford Focus.

That's not fair. It was before you guys were even dating.

That's the extra 300.

That's very sweet of you. But I need to ask you something.

That's who you are. You're a liar.

That's why I broke it off with you.

The airport... The plane, I mean.

The boat, I mean.

The bugger is, she's here with some other guy.

The guy that you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend?

The hardest thing's loving someone

The most important dance moment in a person's life.

The part where you were a sexual surrogate and then started to...

The real story my mother was a hippie, and a stripper.

The reason I can't feel my legs

The Seventh Hole?

The wedding dance is

Then go and get him.

Then I realized I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.

Then tomorrow's Young People In The Park and Stags And Hens.

Then you rubbed it with a dock leaf to bring down the swelling.

There was something in your voice on the phone that day.

There you are! Get over here!

There you are.

There's finally a reason for the world to revolve around you?

There's gotta be something wrong with him.

There's no way I'm showing up in his and her outfits

There's something you should know before you marry me.

There's this girl that I care for... Well, I suppose you could say I love her.

This happened to you?

This hasn't really turned out the way that I thought it would.

This may not make much sense to you, sir,

This should have been you getting married.

Till then...

TJ!

TJ!

To Amy and Ed.

To be un single and un miserable,

To make sure you're OK.

To the bride and groom.

Tomorrow I'll say all the right things and you'll deal with Ed when you're ready.

Tony ignored Kat because he wanted to play with me.

Top night!

Tormented? How?

Trust me. I'll see you at the airport. Can't wait to meet you.'

Trying to turn.

Two left feet?

Um...

Until Tony walked me home from school one day.

Until two days before the wedding.

Until we both realized it was absolutely mad and, obviously, morally wrong.

Victor and I are so happy

Wait, you're telling me that if something happened last night,

Watching, smiling,

We always thought that we would marry off Kat first.

We can talk about this like civilized human beings.

We had good reason to hope because she was so popular with the boys at school

We regret that you were inconvenienced. Unfortunately, we are not liable.

We'll go with you.

We've got welcome cocktails today

Weddings are a celebration of love and commitment...

Welcome, friends and family...

Well, apparently, makeup sex is the best kind.

Well, I should go and... go.

Well, I'd shag you.

Well, you can never be sure of anything but we still have to go inside.

Well, you Yanks and your therapy,

What a mess I've made, huh?

What a nightmare.

What about line two?

What an incredible woman you are.

What are you talking about?

What did he say? You don't...

What for?

What happened last night?

What is his problem?

What is it?

What?

What's going on?

What's the matter, Nick?

What's wrong with Jeffrey? As if I would sleep with a stripper!

When I told you I'd never done a wedding before,

When Mr. Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down is waiting for you over there?

Where did you find him?

Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynecologists that call more often.

Where this guy said,

Where's Nick sleeping?

Who gut stuck with in laws because we couldn't get him out of Heathrow.

Whoa!

Why are you bringing this up now? I love Ed.

Why don't you go and rustle up the bride? Get her to join the party.

Why'd you say yes to me?

Will somebody buy my hoo hah a drink?

Woody?

Work must be crazy.

Would you marry me if I asked?

Wow, you look gorgeous.

Yeah, I remember it.

Yeah, imagine facing that alone.

Yeah, it was fantastic. Thanks, Eddie.

Yeah, kind of.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah... Oh.

Yellow Pages.

You are taking the piss?

You back stabbing weasel!

You backed your car over a copper's bicycle.

You couldn't be more perfect if she'd picked you out of a catalog.

You don't think he wants me back?

You get to spend the rest of your life having really great makeup sex.

You go back,

You hate sport.

You know those families where everyone's out of their mind

You know what I love about all this, Kat?

You know what pisses me off?

You know what? I agree with him.

You know you want to!

You know, I felt sorry for you last night.

You know, I might just call you.

You know, I swear it's not about the sex.

You know, Nick, you think it's going to get easier as they get older,

You know, with these things, timing is everything.

You know, you didn't have to return the gravy boat.

You know,That's what he gets for not taking dance lessons

You let me make a fool of myself.

You lied to me, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised because that's what you do.

You must think... Who knows what you think?

You need to let go.

You remember when we took the girls hiking in the Lake District?

You say, and I quote,

You seem to have a way with women.

You shit.

You should time it right,

You will.

You won't mind if I steal her away, will you?

You, my love, are too bloody nice.

You're a therapist, we just started dating and you're crazy about me.

You're going to point a finger at me,

You're gonna have to help me.

You're judging me? That's a good one.

You're my half sister but I whole love you.

You're right.

You're right. I was so desperate to make everyone believe that I was happy

You're safe, you can relax.

You're up, Kat.

You're worth every penny.

You've always worried about what other people think.

Your dad sent me.

Your first trip?

A philosopher, huh? Well, shrink.

Ah, hello, Bambi. Darling, please don't do that.

and have a little fiery drink with us, eh? Uh...

Are you ready, TJ? Bugger off.

As I recall, there were stitches involved. Come on, Bunny, 15 stitches.

Aunt Bea! Dear girl.

But nothing did. That's why you get to keep your money.

but with rules that couldn't be violated. Wow.

Bye. Listen, why don't you stay

Can I get you a refill, sir? Very kind of you.

Come on, Bunny. I love surprises.

Come on! Edward.

Come on! No, no!

Congratulations.

Crikey! What?

Dad. My darling.

Do I know you from somewhere? No.

Don't be silly. What!?

Don't! Come on!

Ed? Must run!

Give me that!

Good morning, Daddy. Ah.

Hello!

Here we are. Thank God!

Hey. Oh. Hello.

How could you not have told me? What did you expect me to say?

How do you do? Kat?

How do you do? Oh.

I blame... I blame Tony Peepants. No.

I hate cricket. Right, yes.

I should get going. What? No, you can't.

I was just telling him how we met. Mm.

I'm in. Come on.

I'm sorry? Well, I shagged Amy, two years ago.

I'm...

Is this for last night? No! How could it be? Nothing happened.

It's complicated, Dad. Right.

It's fine. Come on.

Kat! Oooh! I'm getting married! Oh, Kitty! Hey!

Kat... Don't worry. Your wedding will be perfect.

Ladies... How much do you rock, TJ?

Let's do it.

Meet Nick. Professor Ellis.

Morning. Morning.

Move back. Yeah.

Nick. I'm just checking into a hotel.

No, I don't play games. No gimmicks. Mm hm.

No, nothing. No, tell me.

No. I have to initiate Nick into our family.

No. You do!

Not yet, but it's getting there! It's getting there!

Oh, I can see why. You're lovely.

Oh, I trust you. No. Count it.

Oh! Thanks, Mom.

Out! Yes!

Pull over for a quickie? Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself.

so here we are again...

Sorry, no. The Rat And Gherkin.

Sorry. Pussy Kat! What happened to you?

Splendid local scrumpy. Mm.

Tequila. Tequila. Sure.

Thanks again for having me. Don't be silly. It's wonderful to meet you.

The Knicks game. Oh, yes.

The perils of paranoia. Yes.

There you are, darling. Thanks, Dad.

There you are. How's the future missus?

To Amy!

Wait up. I can't believe I trusted you.

We look like we're trying too hard. Exactly.

Well played, darling. Ed!

What do you want from me? I want you to tell me...

What does he do? He's a therapist.

What exactly are you trying to say? I'm sorry.

What if I didn't want you to do that to me? The 300's for you doing it to me.

What were you talking about? He seems a little drunk

What? There's something about him I don't like.

What? When you're ready to let go,

What's with the socks? It's a golf themed bachelorette.

Which is, of course, the left. That's right.

Who says I'm being me? Excuse me.

Will you grab my shampoo, please? Shampoo! Got it.

Yes, of course. Yeah, right.

You didn't have to do that. I wasn't saving you from him,

You have more than one? I play them off against each other.

You knew? Kat, I'm so sorry. I'm so...

You should get going. Mm hm.

You're not even listening. I'm sorry. I'll be back in a minute.

You're supposed to be helping. Oh, trust me. I am.

... and your family will think we're in love.

...that was a top night.

'... 356 to London Heathrow,

'all remaining passengers please make your way... '

'and look forward to seeing you again soon.'

'and the temperature is a warm 21... '

'Ladies and gentlemen,

'Local time is 4:22pm

'On arrival, please remain seated

'That's 72 degrees Fahrenheit.

'until the seat belt sign has been switched off.

'we will shortly be arriving at London Heathrow.

'We would like to thank you for flying with us today

"Every woman has the exact love life she wants."

"Every woman has the exact love life she wants."

"Gorgeous. I was insane to let you go"?

"Hmm, nice dress," or "Hmm...

"To defile." Four letters.