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Wanda Yvette Sykes is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer. She was first recognized for her work as a writer on The Chris Rock Show in 1999. She is also known for her roles on CBS' The New Adventures of Old Christine and HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm.
See also: The Wanda Sykes Show, Wanda at Large, The Upshaws, 94th Academy Awards, Jexi, and The Wedding Year.

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Black people, we need a better publicist.
Damn you and your luggage.
Hey, let's get black to business.
How would you like it if I stabbed you and it stuck my finger in the hole?
I AM 66. Sick of your shit.
I am sick and tired.
I hope you get sickle cell.
I think this came from a watch.
I think you dislocated my vagina.
I'm like ohh man. He should have called me.
Motherfucker, you don't need a new phone.
Oh my God, it is you.
Oh, I'm leaving you, you'll slut.
One side wax and one side raising that shit don't match.
Sucking all that pipe like a little bitch.
This shit is not normal #not normal #unusual #weird #strange #very weird #very strange #out of the ordinary
We're black, but we're green.
You need Supercuts and the shave.

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