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Blast from the Past (1999)

Blast from the Past (1999)

"Blast from the Past" is a delightful romantic comedy film released in 1999. Directed by Hugh Wilson, the movie tells the story of Adam Webber (played by Brendan Fraser), a man raised in a fallout shelter by his eccentric parents (Christopher Walken and Sissy Spacek) after the Cuban Missile Crisis. When Adam emerges into the modern world for the first time as an adult, he meets Eve, played by the talented Alicia Silverstone. As they navigate the unfamiliar territory of 1990s Los Angeles, hilarious and heartwarming adventures ensue. If you're a fan of this film or its soundtrack, you can play and download the sounds here.

A complete sun care line created by one man...
A dickhead.
A girlfriend, maybe, but a wife, it's...
A manager to the front, check approval, Register 1.
A walking penis capable of intelligent speech.
Aah!
According to Caltech, this Webber guy was a bona fide genius...
Adam says that this is simply how things work.
Adam, I know this is stupid, but humor me.
Adam, I'd like to introduce you to my associate, Mr. Brown.
Adam, she's got "bitch" written all over her.
Adam, uh, let's go talk first.
Adam, will you go skate on the bike path?
Adam, you gotta stop trying to drive this truck.
Adam, you know, I...
Adam. Adam.
Adam. Oh, Adam.
Adam's told me such wonderful things about you.
Additional sites appear to be designed...
Ah, whoo. Ha ha ha.
Ah.
Ah. Well, I hope you like this. It's sea urchin wrapped in seaweed, or nori.
Alcoholics Anonymous, Cocaine Anonymous, uh, Heroin Anonymous...
All at once am I Several stories high
All I have are hundred dollar bills. I need something smaller.
All in yellow? Oh, that was my father.
All of these things ask you to believe in a power greater than yourself.
All of these things...
All our friends....
All right, all right. Calm down.
All right, Eve, if you say so.
All right, everybody has to calm down. That's the most important thing.
All right, girl, hit that ball.
All right, well, uh, here's your key, and good night, sir.
All right, what's the big news?
All right.
All right. Give me your hand.
All right. I'll tell you everything.
All you have to say is this: "I don't care what it costs."
Although these are older than the ones in the window...
An emergency has been declared.
An emergency has been declared.
And always for only a portion of the job.
And bless my new friend Eve.
And buying enough food and supplies to fill several trucks.
And don't get mad, okay?
And for not vomiting, for that matter.
And he was pretty broken up about it too.
And I certainly have not seen anything coming from up there.
And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards.
And I wanted to tell you that I....
And I was gonna wait for a while to do it, but, um....
And I'm asking you to trust me without understanding why.
And I'm from Pasadena.
And I'm hungry.
And I've gotta stay with him.
And if it's possible...
And if you act now, I may even throw in some free lawn furniture.
And if you want a girl, I can be a girl.
And it's a good day For curin' your ills
And it's a good day For movin' along
And it's true.
And make us ever mindful of the needs of others.
And make us ever mindful of the needs of others.
And many more
And my father taught me in situations such as this...
And now that all the decay is over with, things are going to get better.
And put it round, round, round
And rebuild America just the way it used to be.
And that...
And that's all I... And that's all.
And the image is projected onto a mirror...
And the only way in and out of your place is by plane.
And the picture comes out here, and it's perfect.
And then the children take care of the parents.
And there are no starving people, are there?
And this many Larry "Yogi" Berras and... And, uh....
And thus capable of striking most of the major cities...
And to find a wife.
And you thought your parents were weird.
And your head Goes spinning round, round, round
And, Adam...
And, uh, you definitely came here for food and supplies...
And, you know, fruit orchards.
And?
Anyhow, I'm gonna predict a bus for you.
Apparently, the fallout has created a subspecies, mutants.
Are we getting hot?
Are you all right?
Are you getting in?
Are you kidding? Of course.
Are you the one who came last night all in yellow?
As far as fallout shelters go.
Ask my divorced brothers or my divorced mom and dad.
At last! I am master of all I survey!
Back then this was all, like, cute little homes...
Bathroom's there, TV's there, remote is on top.
Because he must.
Because he's forced out. It's... It's a force.
Because I don't want to be alone.
Because it must.
Because this one Mantle card right here?
Because you can't keep your goddamn mouth shut.
Believe me, all the really good stuff is right up front.
Bless this food, this family...
Blow out the candles.
Bring her on down.
Burnt to a crisp.
But a borderline nutcase.
But a place to play Where the people all swing around
But believe me, it'd be a lot meaner if I didn't say it, okay?
But he's still such a baby.
But I can't understand for the life of me why you would say that about her...
But I don't understand.
But I was wondering, Calvin, I mean, why set the locks at all?
But I'm very busy today.
But if you can't get home by nightfall, I want you to look for a Holiday Inn.
But in the meantime...
But in this case, he felt he had no choice.
But it just wasn't where I wanted to be.
But it turns out the short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman...
But it's not your fault.
But that's my seat, and I was just about...
But the pavement always stayed Beneath my feet before
But then he started inventing things.
But there's nothin' up my sleeve
But to locate a non mutant wife from Pasadena could take some time.
But we were finally able to cut into the flood control sewer....
But what Eve needs is a nice man.
But, you know, this whole business of finding you a wife...
By the way....
Bye, Adam.
Bye, Helen. Wish it could have been longer.
Bye, Troy.
Called "On the Street Where You Live."
Calvin spends all of his time out there, tinkering around in the workshop.
Calvin, could you put that seat cushion back on the lawn chair, honey?
Calvin?
Calvin's a great guy, but he's a little....
Can I ask you some questions?
Careful.
Change it.
Come on, Heathcliff. I'll walk you out.
Come on. Frozen. How much are they?
Could I please just go home?
Cover your ears, son, and hum.
Cute little old man, if you want a boy, I can be a boy...
Dad, there was no bomb. A plane crashed in our back yard.
Damn commies.
Damn. I should've taken the money and run.
Days? Honey, what if I go into labor?
Did you go to Sophie's?
Did you say you were a country boy?
Did, um...?
Diet Dr Pepper six pack.
Do we just go on up?
Do you check these, or are they carry on?
Do you have a gun, by the way?
Do you know it?
Do you know you can have whole houses built in just a matter of months?
Don't fool with it. If it is a septic tank, I don't wanna open it.
Don't forget to shout Hey, Mr. Zoot Suit!
Don't forget to shout Hey, Mr. Zoot Suit!
Don't forget: Stay out of the adult bookstore.
Don't forget.
Don't let the bedbugs bite. That's what my mom always says.
Don't we clean up nice?
Don't worry, he'll catch him. Yes, this is Nina Aron.
Don't you think he's a little young for school?
Done through Caltech.
Driver, please stop the bus.
Duck walks into a drugstore.
Eve tells me you've been living in a bomb shelter most of your life.
Eve, a man walks into your life who's the kindest, most polite...
Eve, do you think maybe his home...
Eve, her last name, Rustokov, that's not Russian, is it?
Eve, I don't mean to be rude, and, Cliff, please excuse me...
Eve, I want you to help me find a wife.
Eve, the psychic pimp. You tell me.
Eve, uh, look what I found in the suitcase. It's stock certificates.
Eve, what I would like to do...
Eve.
Everybody keep calm. That's the important thing.
Everybody knows that.
Everything has been so awful.
Everything to gain And nothing to lose
Except a goddamn airplane.
Excuse me, I have to go find another low paying job...
Excuse me, these are Ralph Laurens.
Excuse me.
Excuse us.
Fallout shelter. There is a difference.
Feel as comfortable as possible.
Fill this out, please, and I'll need to see a card.
First the parents take care of the children...
Folks, given this extraordinary turn of events...
Food and supplies? Who for, like, starving people?
For how long?
For I have seen the light.
For intermediate range ballistic missiles...
For one reason...
For shinin' your shoes
Forgive me. Can you forgive me for my wasted life?
Fresh or frozen?
Frozen they're 6.30 a dozen in a 3 pound box.
Gentleman coward.
Get out of here, you old drunk.
Girls from Pasadena, I don't know, just always seemed a little bit nicer.
Give me the stuff and sit down. Sit.
Give us a sign.
Go back, you had him. Go back, go back.
Go back. You had him, it's Perry.
God, I wish I could wear those pants.
Good God.
Good luck, amigo.
Good night, Adam.
Good. Thank you.
Gosh, it is Tuesday. Time flies, doesn't it?
Got a light, honey?
Great, an eye man. Anyhow, it never works out, okay?
Great.
Ha ha ha. And I guess, uh....
Ha, ha. Now, that's a great one.
Ha!
Ha! Adam and Eve, the perfect match.
Ha. I'm so glad to see you. I thought I'd never see you again.
Happy birthday to you
Happy sound As it goes along the ground
Have you ever had sex before?
Have you ever in your life seen a son who did more for his parents?
Haven't you heard the saying:
He can stand up all by himself. Show Daddy.
He go back to the hotel?
He has a computer?
He left with those dancers, didn't he?
He looks like a king And he acts like a star
He said good manners are just a way of showing people...
He said today he knew where home was. Where'd you guys go this morning?
He says he sees something.
He says historically, that's how it works.
He seems to be doing all right now.
He suddenly became very rich, and that was it, he quit teaching.
He thinks I'm a gentleman and you're a lady.
He told me he wanted to take me underground.
He told them it was a secret government experiment...
He tried to sell me his body, Helen.
He was a golden boy professor at Caltech.
He went home with Sophie.
He's a baby man.
He's a man.
He's from Alaska.
He's gay, by the way.
He's going to check your answers on his computer.
He's got all these easily negotiable properties, right?
He's obviously setting up something big.
He's sending me to the company psychiatrist.
He's smart.
He's yours. I was holding him back.
Heh. No dogs, huh? Okay, cool.
Heh. Sure.
Helen Thomas Webber...
Hell, I don't know. Millions upon millions...
Hello? It's Anchorage. Gotcha.
Hello.
Hello.
Helping me sell all my baseball cards...
Here you go.
Here, help me pick these up.
Here.
Hey, boss.
Hey, Eve.
Hi, Eve.
Hi, how do you do?
Hi, how do you do? I'm Adam Webber.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hello. Hot diggity dog.
Hi. This is the woman from the baseball card store.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Holy cow.
Honey, I've survived a host of things.
Hook off the jab. That's right. Bob and weave. Bob and weave.
Horrible.
How about I give you $500 in small bills for the whole box?
How about it, Eve? Can he skate around your block?
How about you, hon?
How about yourself? You, uh, doing any good lately?
How could you? This is just like home.
How did you get in?
How do I leave this place?
How is that possible?
How much you want for this Mickey Mantle rookie season?
How old are you?
Huh? Eve, can I skate around your block?
Huh.
I agree.
I am convinced these mutants will kill each other off...
I can be whatever you want me to be.
I can explain it pretty easily. You see, there's a pitcher.
I can probably get you laid in two weeks...
I can't explain now, but I want you to set the locks for two months.
I can't help it. Perry Como always does this to me.
I can't tell you the rest, I just can't. Maybe someday.
I come...
I could die right now.
I could take your simple yacht battery and rig it to last a decade, easily.
I didn't know that. I thought it was a way of acting superior.
I didn't know they still made this.
I didn't know what to think, but, you know, I believe him.
I do fine, Adam.
I do.
I do. I really think he just wants to go home, wherever that might be.
I don't believe I've ever heard that name before.
I don't care how horrible it is. We deserve it.
I don't know how far you'll have to travel to find supplies...
I don't know if he had a heart attack...
I don't know, I just work for the guy.
I don't know.
I don't mean to be nosy, but are you and Adam dating?
I don't think I wanna watch this.
I get it. I finally get it.
I have often walked Down this street before
I have to find that.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I have to go.
I hope the two of you will be very happy together.
I just get so cranked.
I just hope those plates are not radioactive by tomorrow.
I just smile, slap him on the knee, and look out the window.
I just wanna say...
I knew you'd like him.
I know more about first aid than you know about cards.
I know you're happy.
I know, it has been terrible.
I know. It's like he's from X Files or something.
I like her.
I love sushi.
I made these.
I managed to get some change downstairs...
I mean that literally. I mean it right now.
I mean, fighting's pretty immature when you think about it.
I mean, I don't think I got that memo from mine.
I mean, it's got, like...
I mean, the radiation's gone.
I miss those nice flower power kids. How about you?
I must warn you, Cliff, I do know how to defend myself.
I never know anymore.
I promise.
I promise. Is that all?
I really shouldn't be over here at this late hour.
I said to the sun "Good mornin', sun!"
I see it, Mommy.
I see snow.
I suggest we take a prayerful watch and wait stance.
I think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist.
I think it's prudent we cut this evening short.
I think it's the best thing for you, I do.
I think it's the best thing.
I think it's the eyes.
I think it's time to call a cab.
I thought only hookers drank those things.
I tried to give the driver this, but he wouldn't take it.
I want you to stop lying to me.
I was frightened.
I was hoping that you still might be interested.
I was lost, but I found home this morning.
I was wondering, um...
I will give you a Rogers Hornsby if you take me to the hotel.
I wind up with guys who are good looking...
I wish I could, but I can't.
I wish so hard that all of your dreams come true.
I wished that I could meet a girl.
I would like for you to meet Miss Eve Rustokov.
I would've left it at the front desk, but it's valuable.
I wouldn't go that far.
I, um, seem to have lost...
I'd like to marry someone from Pasadena.
I'd like to see the public school system match that. I don't care how terrific it is.
I'd say my baseball card collection is as complete as any one I've ever seen.
I'll be right back.
I'll bet that's a fighter jet on its way to Key West.
I'll bet they even asked the West for aid.
I'll buy you another Rob Roy, huh, champ?
I'll call you, Betty.
I'll go up.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what. I'll give you every single card I've got.
I'll tell you.
I'm afraid this is gonna sound a little bit crazy.
I'm clairvoyant, butthead.
I'm convinced there'll be other survivors.
I'm gonna give it to you straight.
I'm gonna need all of this.
I'm gonna need to find a clear area to eject.
I'm gonna need two more banana splits and a Cherry Coke.
I'm lost.
I'm not gonna let this pot roast go to waste.
I'm not promising anything.
I'm not sure I like that.
I'm not the one that's in love with the guy.
I'm only gonna explain this one more time.
I'm quoting my father, of course.
I'm selling this place. I want out of this hellhole.
I'm serious, you're finished in the hobby business.
I'm sorry, I know that sounds mean...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. He was gonna....
I'm sorry. It's my first night away from home.
I'm sure this Cuban thing will resolve itself...
I'm very hopeful.
I'm with the county Family Services Department.
I'm working here, Evie poo, don't screw me up.
I've been thinking about that a little. Just these last 15 years or so.
I've got a runaway, and I'm gonna need police assistance.
I've got secondaries of an engine fire.
I've never felt anything like that before in my life.
I've read up on it.
If a complaint is made and the person resists...
If a complaint is made and the person resists...
If I have to, I'll deliver the baby myself.
If we still have one. Ha, ha.
If you ask me, it's all very strange.
If you find a healthy young woman...
If you promise to leave me alone, I'll tell you why.
If you sell, uh....
If you wouldn't take the Lord's name in vain again.
In 1962, when the bomb was dropped on Los Angeles...
In color? No kidding.
In fact, I'm guessing there's life on the surface even now.
In peace.
In the first place, I do not fall in love with weirdos...
In the western hemisphere.
Invisible poisonous gas!
Ipana? I remember this brand.
Is someone who always tries to make sure...
Is there a back entrance or something?
Is there a sale?
Is to take you with me down into the fallout shelter.
It lasts 35 years.
It never works out because I am into legs and hair and butts myself, that's why.
It seems they can be both masculine and feminine simultaneously.
It took a while to convince Archbishop Melker...
It's a 16th century colloquialism meaning, roughly, "good."
It's a hotel. Write that down. There might still be one left standing.
It's a song about a young man who's overjoyed...
It's all yours for the remarkably low price of $200.
It's all yours.
It's customary to give a tip.
It's easier to remember their names...
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's gonna be all right. Yeah. Just breathe.
It's got, like, IBM and AT&T and Polaroid and....
It's hot.
It's just not enough
It's like the Garden of Eden, don't you think?
It's my baseball card collection. It's yours now.
It's my goddamn malt shop.
It's no problem. We'll just sell another baseball card.
It's not gonna be easy to get all this dried on food off my nice plates.
It's not much different from the fallout shelter.
It's pretty ridiculous.
It's the mother.
It's the mother. The mother.
It's truly amazing what you can get done when you have unlimited funds.
It's very nice to meet you, Jason and Jonathan.
It's Webber. Adam Webber.
It's your roller skates, yup. I redesigned them.
Its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
Jason, Jonathan, this is Adam. Adam, that's them.
Judging by that coat, you have to get back to barber college.
Just act normal. And if anyone asks, simply say:
Just like the hair salon guy and the Chevy dealer.
Just remember, don't mention the Communists.
Just sending you to a psychiatrist doesn't mean you're crazy.
Just to be standing in front of the house...
Just to pick up frozen poultry.
Kennedy is going toe to toe with Khrushchev on television right now.
Knowing I'm on the street Where you live
Latin exam, Dad. It's Tuesday.
Leave my elevator alone.
Leave my elevator alone. Leave my elevator alone.
Let her come, let her come. Let's get this over with.
Let me see that.
Let me see. Give me your knee.
Let's eat.
Lie if need be.
Like one of Mom's?
Like the song says, a country boy can survive.
Liquor store.
Listen to this part.
Listen, I can't take this for driving you home.
Listen, I know you like me, okay? I can tell.
Look, Daddy. Alice went down a hole, just like us.
Look.
Lord, bless this food we are about to receive...
Lord...
Lot of people do.
Lots of snow.
Makes a girl and boy wanna say
Maybe a self sustaining island off South America.
Maybe Eve can guess.
Maybe he's the leader of some cult into practices involving poultry and tobacco.
Maybe we have been down here a little too long.
Maybe we shouldn't fight at all.
Mazel fucking tov.
Me too.
Me.... Could I, uh...?
Meet a girl.
Mind if I change the station? Better traffic reports on a.m.
Miss Rustokov does not allow total strangers to drive her car.
Mm hm.
Mm mm mm.
Mm mm. Sorry, that's the largest city.
Mm.
Mom? Dad? I'm home.
Most incredibly rich guy you've ever met.
Mutants?
My Congressional Medal of Honor around here somewhere.
My dad said that if I found a healthy young girl...
My darling, I
My father says it becomes more and more important because of pollution...
My father worked on it secretly for years.
My gosh, those commies are brilliant.
My mother said when you meet someone for the first time...
My parents were in our fallout shelter.
My son.
Natural oils, tropical fruits, flora, nuts, and protective sunscreens.
Neighbors over there said the guy spent day and night out here.
Never seen a septic tank that looked like that.
Nice kid. Nice kid.
Nice move, really.
Night, Troy.
Night.
No kidding. Listen, uh, you still wanna go girl hunting tonight?
No kidding. Who else would have done it?
No strangers in the car.
No, actually, it's in the back yard.
No, Calvin, we won't make do. Not me, not Adam.
No, Calvin, your favorite.
No, I cannot have that.
No, I was gonna ask you...
No, I'm lost.
No, it's, uh, Ukrainian. Her grandparents immigrated.
No, ma'am. What?
No, no. Listen.
No, not Sophie, not Sophie. Don't tell me that.
No!
No.
No.
No. A pitcher.
No. First let's show her these.
No. He didn't go home with them.
No. I'm from out of town. I'm here on business.
No. No, Calvin.
No. Thanks.
No. There's an adult bookstore back there.
None of this was here back in '62.
Not a pretty sight. Some eat out of garbage cans, others...
Not me exactly.
Not particularly.
Nothing I do with her ever seems to be right.
Now I suppose he's trying to make those dancers...
Now is the time we must be at our most cautious.
Now, hold on. Hold on just a minute.
Now, I want the whole ownership of everything downstairs, all right?
Now, I'm gonna give you a shopping list and some money.
Now, let's move on to our French exam.
Now, my dad's not a liar...
Now, that young man needs help, and you need protection from him.
Now. Get out.
Of all the clubs in all the towns in all the world...
Of course, they're worthless now, but at one time they were quite valuable.
Of course, you've gotta really mean it, which no one ever does.
Of course.
Of the person that he loves.
Of what?
Oh, Adam, it would be wonderful if you could meet a girl.
Oh, Adam.
Oh, Adam. Could you at least stay for dinner?
Oh, and, son, there's also something called a liquor store.
Oh, boy, a jacket.
Oh, boy. Here we go.
Oh, boys. Dinnertime.
Oh, brother.
Oh, by the way, Mom, thanks for the job.
Oh, Calvin, I wish you would've at least let me do the dishes.
Oh, Calvin, I wish you would've at least let me do the dishes.
Oh, Calvin. I'm not sure we should be making promises that perhaps can't be kept.
Oh, coward.
Oh, Eve, what can I offer you?
Oh, for heaven's sakes, please don't bring that up.
Oh, forget about it. I'm sick of working for that dickhead.
Oh, from the oddest place. His parents.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, hon.
Oh, I knew this would happen. You're like a lost puppy.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. What the heck am I thinking tonight?
Oh, it's a good day For singin' a song
Oh, look, I'm sorry.
Oh, my goodness. How bad is it up there?
Oh, my goodness. Let's get him to the bedroom.
Oh, no, Eve, I didn't mean that at all. Eve, you're my best friend.
Oh, no, sweetie. Rule number one in North America:
Oh, no! Agh! Oh, jeez. No.
Oh, no. I'm sorry, I said something wrong.
Oh, of course.
Oh, of course. The father.
Oh, okay. Well, so long. Enjoy your visit.
Oh, say something surprising, something funny.
Oh, son.
Oh, this is a Rob Roy. It's a very popular drink, I'm told.
Oh, we were just looking at the...
Oh, well, excuse us, please.
Oh, well, that's terrific. Heh.
Oh, well, they're not starving yet, but they do need help.
Oh, what a riot you are. Ha ha ha.
Oh, why, thank you, Cliff.
Oh, yeah, our evil empire has collapsed. Poor us."
Oh, yeah, yeah. Could be.
Oh, yes, sir.
Oh, yes. Uh, I'd like to get some all beef patties.
Oh, you came back for your underwear.
Oh, you speak beautiful French.
Oh, you, uh, dial nine to get out.
Oh, you're French?
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Of course. You're absolutely right.
Oh. Well, thank you for not waving it around.
Okay, folks, let's go.
Okay, then. Ugh.
Okay, uh, Adam, I think for you, we should aim for sweet.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. And here you go. Careful.
Okay. I like that.
On the island of Cuba...
One more thing.
One who's not a mutant and hopefully comes from Pasadena.
Or just a horrifying experience, but we need supplies...
Or like you.
Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean.
Or why Cliff would say that about you.
Others are multisexual.
Our idea was to bring Adam's parents up to the surface very slowly...
Pardon her French, son.
People have no idea what the human mind is capable of.
People throw up in the streets. Others point guns.
Perfect.
Pipe tobacco. Ha ha ha.
Please forgive me.
Poison gas. Invisible.
Pot roast.
Quit showing off. We're here on business.
Really?
Really? No kidding?
Rhinoceros
Rob Roy for the gentleman.
Roger that, Tower.
Roger, Wolf 1. Can you make it to the ocean?
Rogers Hornsby?
Room service menu on the table.
Say, do you know where I could find a grocery store?
Say, Helen...
Says that everything is a miracle.
See, I flick this switch...
See? I'm psychic. I mean, not completely, but pretty much.
Seems kind of angry.
She swept him out of the room whispering French sweet nothings.
She'd bring him sandwiches and hot Dr Pepper.
Sheena Gilroy's apartment.
Shirts, sweaters, socks, the whole thing.
Shit.
Shouldn't we at least turn off the phonograph?
Sing it to me.
So for $4000, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
So how long will we have to stay down here?
So scare me, why don't you? You stupid son of a bitch.
So this is public transportation.
So we can talk some more about your experiences.
So welcome to Club 40's, where the party never stops.
So when you see him drive by With that big cheroot
So when you see him drive by With that big cheroot
So, Mr. Andretti, your first time on the freeway?
So, what do you think?
So, what you gonna do, go to her place and kick the door in?
So, you know, we'll have to return to the surface using this back entrance...
Something is moving around up there.
Sorry, sorry.
Stand up.
State your problem, Wolf 1. Are you declaring an emergency?
Sure, to bed.
Sure.
Sure.
Surprise. Bang! Ha ha ha.
Surprising and funny.
Tell me if you heard this one.
Tell me, Sophie, when you fly to Paris...
Terrific. You're fired, you know that, huh?
Thank you, Calvin. Thank you very much.
Thank you, Eve.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Good night, sleep tight.
Thanks for always being happy.
Thanks for calling me on the telephone.
Thanks, Mom. Thank you, Dad.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That a series of offensive missile sites...
That Adam wasn't God...
That and a hardware store and a liquor store...
That could happen any time now.
That I should bring her on down.
That I wish so many good things for you.
That there was no nuclear holocaust.
That we have respect for them.
That, uh....
That's amazing. I'm very impressed.
That's because you're a nice boy...
That's like Silence of the Lambs. It's crazy.
That's what everyone believes?
That's what I'd like to know. Somebody tell me that.
That's what Troy told me to do, but did I listen? No.
That's what you wanted to know, isn't it?
That's where I was born.
That's where you'd go to find girls. Nome.
The acorn does not fall very far from the tree.
The clerk says, "Certainly, sir. Will this be cash or check?"
The Cold War's over.
The diesel oil, the bleach, the floss, the birthday candles....
The entire trousseau.
The eyes?
The guy's on the level.
The Holiday Inn.
The hotel.

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