A bag of sand! Come on, man! You could do better than that. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
A broken heel is a plus. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
A connection with. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
A farm with lots of land. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
A one year old. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
A what? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
A what? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
About who I am that... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Absolutely. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Advice? You guys all gave me different advice. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All hermetically sealed in your box. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All of this right here? Premeditated, partner. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All peripherals. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All right, bye. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All right, if you're making a joke, dawg, it's not funny. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All right, man. Calm down, dude. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All right, ninja master. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All right. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All right. That's enough, party's over. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All right. Wait. Okay, but that means that you... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All you can think about is a fucking toy. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All you doing is using your instinct. That's it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All you got to do is go make your pick now. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All you got to do is use your instinct. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
All you trying to do right now is bust off this first night. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Am I good looking? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Amy and I, we used to watch Harry Twatter... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Amy... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And a relationship, and laughing and cuddling and all that shit. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And all they want to do is talk about themselves. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And clear all my appointments in the afternoon. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And Dan's like, "You're such a B I T C H, bitch!" from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And do it for your friends if you want. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And don't confuse that with tipsy. We talking about drunk. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And for God's sake, consummate the thing. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And generous and everything. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And he is with his girlfriend in my marital bed... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And he was a jerk off. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And he's interviewing people right now... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And her dog starts licking my ass. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I boiled them all and then I just... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I don't think anybody can see it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I don't think it's weird at all. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I had one of my condoms on still. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I just wanna go home, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I know that, and that shit is everywhere. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I like seeing you happy. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I really want you to be there, man. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I ride a bike because I like to. Einstein rode a bike. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I want you to hit on Bernadette now. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I'd be nailing her. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I'm like, "You're the bitch, bitch." from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And I've been thinking lately that maybe I should open my own store. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And if you do that till it hurts... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And it was the greatest... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And it was... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And it's actually making me a little depressed... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And it's just taking me a little while to kind of... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And just, you know, feel completely safe. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And made love to the arches of her feet. All right. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And not just sex, but love... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And not like a crazy person who's just gonna steal all your shit. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And now he's gone, so... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And now I could not give a fuck. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And now I have to go hunt for some hos. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And now I'm throwing it at your body. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And now, I am making your silver pants blue. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And once you've done slayed like 20, 30 of them hood rats... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And one of her kids has a kid. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And one of them exploded on my balls. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And poor Gandhi is... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And put a bullet in my brain. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And remember, it's more important that she's drunk than she's hot. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And sarcasm is like a second language to me. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And see if there's carpet underneath. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And see if there's carpet underneath. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And see what night you might want to go out. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And she has three kids. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And show you all the semen all over the bedspread? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And sing happy birthday for my daughter, please? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And so we're doing it and I'm about to finish... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And stop with the inquisition. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And that shit ain't happening. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And that was a smart movie. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And that will focus the brain elsewhere... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And the message was, "Don't lie." from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And the other person go, "What are you talking about?" from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then act it out as it was going on... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then I "sell" it on eBay. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then I got older and I got more and more nervous... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then I'll give you a couple of mine and that way... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then one person goes... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then there's the big, "I'm a gay guy now." from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then you fuck the plant. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then you put back on weight... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then you should make your move. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then, by the time I was done... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And then, I don't know, I just kind of stopped trying. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And they are smiling and saying: from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And they invited us to party with them. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And they stalking you? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And this is like some big, like, hilarious... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And we didn't have sex that often. That's why there are so many, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And we move it out of here. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And we'd put it on the television... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And what do you do with this vagina? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And what you're doing is... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you about to cram like 10 years of pimpage into one day. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you are by far our best salesman. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you are trying to make me sell them and I don't want to. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you can give me these shoes and... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you could act a little enthused about it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you feel it and... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you get there and it's... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you know what... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you see if you could whack off before you fall asleep. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you try and email and then they move or they change their email... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you're gonna fill in for him. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And you're gonna have to talk to people, too. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And your pussy juice cocktail and this shit stained balls. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And, yeah, so I can tell who's done it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And, you know, all the accoutrement. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And, you know, instead of saying: from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, come on. We were just kidding. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, do me a favor. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, for the last time... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, I owe you an apology, man. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, I'm throwing myself at you and... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, is that what all this was about? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, it's going down, partner. We're gonna be... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, nobody cares that you're a virgin. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy, the way these things are flying off your shelf... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy! Oh, my God! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy. Andy. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy. My man. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Any other questions? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Any questions? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Aquaman. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are so valuable. So you don't screw with that. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you a deviant or something? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you a telemarketer, James? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you a virgin? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you at the top of a tall building? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you done? Listen. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you drunk? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you fine? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you free? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you looking for something? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you serious? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Are you still a virgin? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Aren't you curious as to how that's possible? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
At all anyway, you know. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
At best. Sorry. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
At least I don't have to work out tomorrow. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
At my own peril. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Awesome. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Bag of sand? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because here's the thing. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because I am you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because I noticed on the way in... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because I observe, because I am a novelist. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because I was such a... Oh, God, you wanna run away, don't you? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because I'm insecure! You can't tell? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because I'm not a freak. I'm a good person. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because it had never happened, but... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because it hadn't happened yet. And I got kind of... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because it was going downhill straight from there. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because no ass is worth thinking that much about... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because no one is hornier than a girl... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because that would be a simple sort of transition. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because this is over, you guys, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because women do not care about what you have to say... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Because you're interested in obtaining birth control. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Before he made passionate yet gentle love to me for the first time... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Before I marry Dan, that we would just wig out. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Believe me, I'm working on it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Beth. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Better, okay. All right. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Big money! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Bitch, get out of the room! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Boner Jams '03. It's a mixed tape I made. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Boom, boom, boom. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Both of you all ******s. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Both y'all ******s going get clapped up when I get back. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Bravo. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Britney Spears shit, man. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Brooklyn, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Buddha punch. I need some Buddha. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But he's 10 years older. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But he's got a great body. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But he's not, like, clever enough to go that deep. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But I get with women. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But I have electronics in my home. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But I think you can handle it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But I'll haunt your dreams. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But I'll start punching your nuts. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But I'm not going to have sex with anybody. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But instead I hired a hot girl... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But now he see that Jay make the moves at Smart Tech... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But our stock supervisor is very knowledgeable. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But seriously, I'm going to lay it out for you, right now. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But she got over all that. It's cool now. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But she's a fucking grandma. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But tape it for me, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But thank you for doing that. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But that's just love. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But we were two spirits or something. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But when are you gonna tell her? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But, Dad... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But, if I want to what? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But, it still feels so right. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But, now, you can't have any of this. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
But... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Butt, if you want to. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
By Sunday, your nuts gonna be drained. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
By the time he's 30, what's gonna happen? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
By the time I was 14, I had this body you're looking at. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Bye. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cabron. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cal says that I'm gay because he has a real problem... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cal, what do you think? Is this too yellow? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cal. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Call 911. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can I get you another cocktail? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can I help you? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can I help you? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can I just interject for a second? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can I show you what I like? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can one of you guys help me, please? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can spare any or is it all spoken for? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can you believe that? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can you just show me the department where there would be phones? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can you see my nostrils? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can't get va Gina out of my head. Va Gina all week. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Can't you hear me? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cars just suck. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Celibacy is the way to go, man. Andy had it right, you know? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Check the expiration date because they were from when I was married. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Clothes on. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cocksucker motherfucker! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Come on, man. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Come on, man. We need, what, five guys... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Come on, sucker! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Come on, Trish! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Come on. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Come on. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Come to mama. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Coming through. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Congratulations, man. That is great. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cool, cool. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cool. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Cool. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Could see that thing from space. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Could you sing for him and bring him a cake? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Damn it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dan, the guy Robin's marrying... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
David, it's not... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
David's Boner Jams '03? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dawg, I'm not telling you to stare at nobody. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Deep kissing. There is erotic massage. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Did you just move in or something? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Did you tell her you're a virgin? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do I say, "Hey, Jay, do you want a Slurpee? You want a Slurpee?" from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do I talk like a turban guy? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do it yourself. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do me, yo yo master. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you guys even like me? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you have any weed? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you know how hard it is for a kid to not open that? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you know how I know you guys are gay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you like to "do it yourself"? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you mind if I check behind your ear? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you mind if I use your magnum? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you need some help? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you realize that this is the first time... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you think a woman will find me attractive? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you think I'm pretty? Look at me. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you want me to dress up like Thor? I'll dress up like Thor. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Do you want to give it another shot? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Does anybody else have a question? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Does your girlfriend know about all these late night visits? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Doing things that are illegal in Alabama. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Don't be such a baby. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Don't get bitter. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Don't pick them up now. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Don't take it out! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Don't worry. There's a lot of padding in these. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Don't... Please don't do this. I saw this on Primetime Live. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, get the fuck out of here. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, here it is. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, it's not a big deal. You like to fuck guys. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, teach me. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, the floor's the ultimate aphrodisiac. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, you know how it goes. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dude, you totally... Oh, shit, I gotta go. Damn. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dumb. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Dumbass. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Especially from our Guatemalan gardener, Javier. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Everybody dick looks big on 60 inch TV. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Everybody Loves Raymond. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Everybody wants to know about the activities. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Everyone's, "You gotta check out one of these shows." from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Excuse me, miss. Could you gather your team... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Excuse me. I have a question. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Excuse me. Pardon me. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Excuse me. Thank you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Extrapolate that. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 dates. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fifty dates. 100. I hope not, but whatever. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fifty six. How many kids do you have? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
First of all, it ain't that kind of party. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
First of all, you making it out to be some kind of bad thing. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
First of all, you're throwing too many big words at me. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
First, you relax, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For a while, and she was really a nasty freak. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For about a half an hour, but... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For all you know, he in prison right now. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For his old job. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For like an hour or two a night, when I'm not playing Halo. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For not mentioning in detail that when you pick up a drunk woman... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For so long I thought that there was something wrong with me... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For the first time today, I woke up... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For the last time, I don't want to watch... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For the price of "on the house." from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For this first one. Go get her. Peripherals, though. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
For you, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Forty two. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Freak! Oh, yeah! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Freddy pie hole! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm getting you some pussy. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
From personal experience... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck a goat! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck a goat. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck her while she watches Murder, She Wrote. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck it, I raise you. Nastiest shit you've ever done. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck me! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck off, Haziz. Leave us alone, all right? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck that ****** up! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck you, man! I'm sorry. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck you, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck you! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck you! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fuck you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Fucking bitch. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Funny. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Get a dick, man. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Get a real fucking job, why don't you? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Get some roadburn, come on! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Get the fuck out of the road, virgin! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Give it a shot. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Go around! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Go plant that seed, man. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Go to the checkout there. Pick up there, please. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Go, get them, tiger. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God damn it! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God, how much longer are they gonna make us wait? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God, I just wanna live! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God, it was so dirty. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God, me so horny? Me so stupid! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God, what are you doing here? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God, you know, it's so funny, I work right across the street... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
God! What are you doing? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Godspeed, Col. Steve Austin. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Going down! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Going now? Late night action, huh? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Good joke. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Good luck to you, and to you. And I'll give you a call. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Good morning. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Good, sex should be the last thing on your mind. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Good. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Good. We're gonna get you a blue shirt and tie, all right? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Gosh. You know, that really surprised me. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
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