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Lucas (1986)

Lucas (1986)

Lucas is a heartwarming coming-of-age film released in 1986. It revolves around a socially awkward 14-year-old boy named Lucas played by Corey Haim. He navigates the challenges of high school, love, and friendship, all while struggling to fit in. The movie also stars Kerri Green as Maggie, Lucas's love interest, and Charlie Sheen as Cappie, the popular jock. With its relatable characters and timeless themes, Lucas remains a beloved classic. If you want to relive the memorable moments and emotions of the film, you can play and download its sounds here.

About what?
Actually, I am. I'm an athlete.
Age differences can be good. You have to keep an open mind.
All right, boys, come on. Let him up.
All right, girls. Let's hit those showers, then it's chalk talk.
All right, then. Blend away.
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right! Everybody inside for chalk talk! Shower up first!
All right. Captain of the team. . .
All right. Captain of the team. . .
Am I a drag or what?
And along comes Miss Designer Jeans of America. . .
And he agrees with me totally. He's a civil rights lawyer.
And I always like a big, strong, handsome man in the kitchen with me.
And I have two hours left on this flight when this man threw up on my shoe.
And I like him.
And if you'll all now proceed in an orderly fashion to the gym.
And it looks real good on college applications. And anybody can join.
And it's not too bad for your social Iife either.
And my mom is all, ''Gee, he's spending a lot of time at work lately. ''
And my parents don't like for me to give it out.
And now this picking fistfights in the Iocker room?
And that ends our talk.
And then there's Alise.
And this fat little marshmallow opens his mouth to me.
Anyways, I do owe a lot to him.
Are you all right, Lucas?
Are you cold?
Are you interested in being kissed?
Are you okay?
Are you talking about Triechel? He blew his head off.
As God is my witness, I saw the thing.
Bananas, milk. Not that I can see, no.
Because a big, strong man. . .
Because it could be dangerous for a boy like you.
Because that's all we were.
Because you're acting weird.
Because you're nice to him.
Ben and Luke I'm gonna puke
Blew his brains out with a book of poetry open and a rose.
Both of my parents, caught in the system.
Boy, they sure were big.
Bruno, Bruno, break that guard Hit him, hit him, hit him hard
But I'll take you to court if you try to before.
But some guy said he'd get great bandoleros.
By breeding with the strongest males, females ensure survival of the species.
By the family tree, you might say?
By yourself?
Bye bye.
Can I get a Feese's, please?
Can I leave now?
Can you get off the stage, son?
Can you imagine that big, strong guy crying?
Can you meet me after school? I'll get you an A in biology.
Cappie and Alise broke up today.
Cappie, Cappie, he's our man If he can 't do it, no one can
Cappie? Can we get out of here right now?
Cheerleading?
Chorus is sounding pretty good, don't you think?
Coach, you can't do that! You got 1 2 men on the field!
Come on, come on. Climb up. Don't break.
Come on, good! Good!
Come on, man!
Come on!
Come on! Come on! Get off the field!
Come on. All right, we're gonna run power sweep left on one.
Come on. All right, we're gonna run power sweep left on one.
Come over here. The rest of you, hit the tires!
Could you grab that for me?
Could you quiet down?
Could you see me with a man who's 38 or something?
Did I say I was going to any dance with you, Lucas?
Did she say that?
Did someone call his parents?
Did you think we'd be such good friends when we first met?
Do I know those guys? Of course I know those guys.
Do you believe in destiny?
Do you mind if we listen?
Do you think people need more than just one good friend?
Do you?
Do your parents know about this? Going out for the football team?
Does it mean something?
Don't get hung up on all that tradition. Tradition is superficial.
Don't let me spoil your depression.
Don't panic. It's trying to get out.
Don't worry about him. Let's see a movie.
Don't worry. It's just a locust.
Don't you call me a pissant, you dumb fucking jock.
Drinking beer?
Easy. Foll off.
Eat meat! Eat meat! Eat meat! Eat meat!
Eat meat! Eat meat! Eat meat! Eat meat!
Even boys. The Supreme Court says anyone who tries out for a team. . .
Ever!
Excuse me. I can run really fast when I concentrate on it.
Excuse me. I hate to bother you again. . .
Excuse me. Making a movie. Excuse me.
Femember, the guys are gonna get him when he comes back.
Fight. I'll get Margaret for you.
Figure it out. And in the meantime, don't call people superficial. . .
Football players.
Football players.
For instance, I'm 14, you're 16.
Freshmen take the pink form, sophomores take the gold form. . .
Get off!
Get one off, and let's get this game going!
Get out of this place. Get out of our way.
Go away.
Go eat pizza.
Go for it, Gus.
Go, go, go, Pirates, go! Go, go, go, Pirates, go!
Go! Go away!
Gonna bring it to Karlson?
Great.
Guys, come on. Please! The joke's over. Come on!
Guys?
Have fun, Luke. Have fun.
He didn't seem like the type.
He had tears in his eyes when he came over tonight.
He kind of needs someone with him tonight.
He shoots! He scores!
He's a great kid.
He's dead.
He's kind of alcoholic.
He's very special.
Help me! Help me!
Here he is.
Here's your net.
Here's your umbrella.
Hey, Alise.
Hey, Blye! You want me to get your tickets?
Hey, Bruno! Hey, let him go!
Hey, Cappie! Your buddy's coming out for the team!
Hey, don't nobody bend over to pick up the soap!
Hey, guys, what's happening? Hey, Cappie! How's it hanging, bud?
Hey, hey, guys! What's going on?
Hey, I'm okay.
Hey, Laura, wait up.
Hey, Leukoplakia! They got a jockstrap to fit you?
Hey, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke Get that ball away and puke
Hey, Luke! You want something?
Hey, Luke.
Hey, where's my towel? Who took my towel?
Hey, who is that? Who's going in?
Hey! Look who's going out for the football team!
Hey! You two are going out?
Hi there. Sure is a warm day.
Hi there. We're with the Chicago Conservatory.
Hi, Lucas.
Hi, Lucas.
Hi, Rina.
Hi.
Hi. Hey, thanks for waiting for me. I've gotta talk to you.
Hi. I'm Lucas.
Hit!
Holy shit.
How many trips are we going to take?
How old were they? Do you know?
I bought the tie. I get to keep it. And I bought the shoes.
I can wait till tomorrow to collect tadpoles.
I didn 't believe it. But you saw it. You saw it, didn 't you?
I didn't wanna say anything. Here.
I didn't want to run over it with the mower.
I do too.
I don't know anybody.
I don't know if there is a mother. . .
I don't know why.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Because he's strange, I guess.
I don't like to get caught up in that stuff. It's superficial.
I don't think so.
I don't think we can go, Lucas.
I don't wanna leave him by himself.
I don't wanna see you walking with her and smiling at her.
I don't want her in this car on Friday. We're not giving her a ride.
I don't want you talking to her anymore.
I gotta go anyway.
I guarantee the dryer will be a lot worse.
I guess so.
I guess you had to.
I hate to say this, but there's something in your hair.
I have a sign up sheet here for the fall fiesta.
I have my bike. We can still go.
I hear you're terrific.
I just wanna get out of here!
I just wish that school would never start.
I know you're in there. I can see your feet.
I like you, Mr. Kaiser. I'd hate to see you lose your job.
I love it. I love it.
I mean, just keep doing what you're doing. Go to bed with him.
I mean, we don't hang out or anything.
I mean, wimps do that. Didn't you know?
I mean, you've never used a blender before.
I said, in an orderly fashion!
I said, turn it in. Now, get off the field.
I still don't know why he did it.
I think he's got a gun or something!
I think it'll cheer you up.
I think it's kind of beautiful. The poetry, I mean.
I think maybe you should too.
I think there's a gizmo to put this in. . .
I think we should go to the hospital. Come on.
I think we should go.
I thought about what you said to me, about you needing to meet people. . .
I thought maybe Cap can give us a ride next Friday. Is that okay?
I thought maybe we could introduce them to my mom. . .
I thought you had a date.
I thought you were beautiful.
I thought you were interesting.
I thought you were unconscious.
I told Alise I thought you should try out for cheerleading.
I turn around, and you're walking with her or looking or smiling at her.
I used to treat him like everybody else does.
I was just outside. They aren't making any noise anymore.
I was out with this case of hepatitis for a couple months. . .
I wonder if we'll still know each other.
I'd be willing to play football if all that other junk didn't go along with it.
I'd like them to come in and see me.
I'll be very good at this. I can Iower my center of gravity, see? Look, look.
I'll get it! I'll get it! Calm down. Look, I got it.
I'll meet you there, okay?
I'll pay you back if it costs a lot.
I'll see you guys inside.
I'm glad it's not bigger than me.
I'm glad you're here. I've gotta talk to you too.
I'm glad.
I'm just wondering where we'll be when they come back.
I'm not having any right now. . .
I'm perfect because I have many friends. I can introduce you to people.
I'm serious, man! No more hitting for me!
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, bud.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
I'm tempted to say, ''Shut up,'' here, but I won't do that.
I've been trying to find you. I couldn't find this house
I've never seen these things before.
If I was you, I wouldn't stick around to see the movie.
If it landed on tails, we'd be somewhere else right now?
If we can get serious, here. . .
If you come down to the stream and collect stuff for Karlson's terrarium. . .
If you could take Maggie and me to the dance, it'd be great.
If you need to go in front of my car, go ahead. Really, I won't kill you.
If you think he'll agree with you, he'll sue the school. . .
Is that Lucas?
Is that why you flip coins?
Is there something wrong?
It doesn't have a mouth. All it lives for is to mate.
It sounds like fun, Lucas.
It was huge, man! Huge! ''Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! ''
It was locusts. Listen!
It was probably Keats or Shelley.
It's called the process of natural selection.
It's good for you.
It's just a bug.
It's just a hang up. Haven't you ever realized that?
It's not dumb. Its wings are still wet. It's totally helpless.
It's okay. Cappie won't mind. She has this peer group thing.
It's okay. I can take you. Sure.
It's perfect your name's Maggie.
It's real serious, huh?
It's the first time it's seen the world. It just hatched.
It's the same with pigeons. You can tell by the way they kiss.
It's this one right here. This one.
It's you that don't fit. Now, go turn it in.
Just a minute.
Just like big, strong guys.
Just make sure we're on opposite sides of the Iine tomorrow.
Just suit up and sit on the bench?
Just the same, I'll instruct the coach not to let you near that football field. . .
Just the way he mouths off in class sometimes.
Just thinking about something, Rina. Something I've got to decide.
Karger, get in! Blye, out!
Let's get them up here. Come on up, now!
Let's go, Luke! Let's go, Luke! Let's go, Luke! Let's go, Luke!
Let's go! Forget about him! Huddle up! Forget about him!
Let's go.
Let's go. The movie's started.
Let's let everybody see your faces.
Let's play! Come on!
Let's score some beers.
Let's see if we can make it work Get the hell out of my face.
Let's see if we can make it work. Get in there. Let's see some Iife.
Leukoplakia is cancer of the mouth.
Leukoplakia! Come on up, Luke.
Leukoplakia! Come on up, Luke.
Like being a workaholic. Like being caught in the system.
Like politics?
Like what?
Like. . . .
Like. . . .
Listen, I think you should come to the dance with us.
Listen, little buddy. We got our first game Saturday against Fockford. . .
Locust.
Look, Lucas, just because you don't approve of something. . .
Look, there he goes. He almost got killed.
Look. Yours seems to be growing even now.
Lucas, are your parents going to this parents' night thing?
Lucas, I think I like classical music.
Lucas, I want you to be my friend.
Lucas, you and I were just friends.
Lucas!
Lucas!
Lucas!
Lucas!
Lucas!
Lucas?
Lucas? Is that you?
Lucas. Come on.
Luke, can I talk to you for a minute?
Luke, come on.
Luke, get out of here! I'm gonna wring your neck!
Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke Get that ball away and puke
M&M's.
M&M's.
Maggie?
Maybe I should just go home, huh?
Maybe I'll wear this to the dance.
Maybe you boys would like to step outside.
Me too.
Money shot!
My dad's working for this ad agency.
My family's in law.
Nineteen! Ready! Hike!
No way.
No, I don't see any.
No, I don't think I did.
No, I'd feel like a third wheel.
No, I'm just saying it.
No, it's fine.
No, the little guy! Get the little guy out!
No, the little guy! Get the little guy out!
No, would you?
No?
No.
No. But with a guy of 14
No. I gotta go. I promised the gardener I'd help him.
No. Of course he wouldn't.
No. You can't talk to me.
Nobody's home.
Not so much when people are watching me.
Now, if you wish to cut me based on my performance, that's your right.
Of me? Why?
Oh, he's got it! Yeah!
Oh, is that what you do?
Oh, my God, it looks like a huge M&M!
Oh, no!
Oh, right.
Oh, shit!
Oh, well, you know how to use the dryer?
Oh, yeah, sure. All the time.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. . . .
Oh. It's ugly.
Oh. That's nice.
Okay, Blye! Had enough?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Oh, mini cycle.
Once, I did it all night, wound up at the airport.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Or do you wanna go with something like this?
Or what beverages may be consumed.
Other people do Iess superficial things.
Ouietly, please!
Our offense is awesome Our defense dominates
Pass it to me. I'll get a touchdown. Trust me, guys.
Perfect.
Pervert!
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
Pirates can't be beat!
Play ball, children!
Please. Cut the drama, all right? You'll live.
Ready?
Ready. . . .
Ready. . . .
Scootch.
Screw beers. Let's get bandoleros!
See? And my size. I gotta run fast. If they catch me, I'm dead.
Sex crazed, that's why. He was in love.
She can make friend. . .
She can put her fat ass on Lucas' bicycle, where it belongs.
She didn't want to go with us, Luke.
She said she'd break up with him if he went through with it.
She thinks you're very beautiful.
She was 13, and I guess he was about the same. Why?
She was jealous or she doesn't like me or something.
She's new. She doesn't know anybody.
She's real pretty.
She's three years older than me!
Sit down.
Sit. We're trying to figure out how to get rid of this jackass band teacher.
Six, seven, eight!
Six, seven, eight.
Smile! Look up! Come on, Smile!
So I think we have to call it off.
So I'll do what I can to keep him from getting hurt.
So it's an honor to represent the school.
So when school starts, you'll have one good friend.
So you ready to go?
So! What do you guys say?
So. . . .
Some bus drivers don't care what goes on in the back of the bus.
Some gum?
Some people go to football games.
Something handed down from my ancestors.
Son? You.
Sure.
Take your places! Let's go! Move!
Tell Bruno and the guys, when they hit the sustainer blocks. . .
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That can be a problem.
That was funny, wasn't it? That was planned.
That's a 1 5 yard penalty, and you lost a down!
That's all anybody needs as far as I'm concerned.
That's Cappie Foew, number 88. Good buddy of mine.
That's disgusting. Let's get out of here. Let's go.
That's how the term ''Leukoplakia'' got started.
That's nice.
That's not accurate.
That's what you should do about things, keep an open mind.
That's why she got jealous.
The doctors say he was unconscious.
The goddamned longest practice! I'm not playing with this helmet!
The males who demonstrate physical prowess are most attractive to females.
The second rate coach of a third rate team or me?
The Supreme Court, by virtue of the Sexual Discrimination Act. . .
There's a dance on Friday. Did you know?
There's someone out there!
These are the men whose names are gonna spell victory!
These are the men whose names are gonna spell victory!
These pads have had it too! I'm serious!
They never mind. Come on, sit down. Sit over here.
They onIy hatch out every 17 years.
They practice every day.
They say the guy that's taking over is a real Nazi.
They're all gone, you know. The locusts.
They're doing a blue jean commercial.
This is just one of the houses he works at. He works for a gardener.
Throw it back! Throw it back. Throw it back! Throw it back!
Throw it to Lucas!
Throw it! Throw it here.
Tied now. No time left. Pulls up.
To collect them, you have to kill them. I just look at them.
To tell you the truth, I wound up at a bowIing alley.
To the dance.
Turning from something ugly into something beautiful?
Uh, listen, I heard they're playing something funny at the movies tonight.
Uh. . . . Do you wanna go or. . .?
Up here on the stage.
Up here on the stage.
Wanna go?
Want to go to the movies tonight?
Watch where you're going!
Way to go, sport!
We gotta save a little face here, boys. Let's head in for that four turn in.
We have one week till our first game.
We were on this plane to Orlando, I was wearing Loafers and no socks.
We were thinking of going out for a pizza.
We're going to have a short program that I'm sure you're all gonna enjoy.
We're going to have a short program that I'm sure you're all gonna enjoy.
We're not taking them to any dance, that's final.
We're taking Luke and Maggie to the dance Friday, if it's all right with you.
We're trying to find you a jersey, but we're all out of pup tents.
Well, bye bye, Lucas.
Well, didn't you hear what they said? Away games and buses. . .
Well, except for some things.
Well, I guess everybody has their own idea of fun.
Well, I thought I told you! They're superficial. Well, didn't I?
Well, I'll see you there when it starts.
Well, if I like it, I'll be doing it tomorrow too.
Well, it's just a suggestion.
Well, it's serious, but. . . .
Well, look, accurate or not, the point is. . .
Well, my father's got other kinds of problems.
Well, see you.
Well, thanks.
Well, that's not possible. My dad is just way too busy.
Well, that's obvious! Anybody in the stands could see that!
Well, then maybe I'll stop by sometime.
What a shot!
What are you deciding?
What are you doing this weekend?
What did he do for you?
What did you think of me?
What else are you interested in?
What happened to Triechel?
What if we get lost?
What is he doing? Come on!
What the hell is he doing? Get Luke off the field!
What's up with you and Lucas? I mean, as far as
Where are you going?
Where?
Where's the play? Where's the break?
Who we kidding here? Who's the pissant?
Who?
Who'd like to show this big, strong man how to use the washer dryer?
Whoa! What a shot! Look out! This kid's an all American!
Whoa! Whoa!
Why can't you be helpful and understanding about that?
Why do people do that?
Why do they call you Leukoplakia?
Why not?
Why not?
Why?
Why'd he leave us with this jackass?
Will you get off the stage? Fight over there.
Will you get off the stage? Fight over there.
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count.
Would your father do something like this?
Wow, look at you.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, and add a little fishnet and some high heels.
Yeah, but why?
Yeah, can you see me wearing this?
Yeah, he does work for a gardener. I know that.
Yeah, hi.
Yeah, I think I can do it. I just don't know where to start.
Yeah, I'd like some Feese's Pieces, some Milk Duds. . .
Yeah, isn't it awful? He blew a blood vessel playing the trumpet.
Yeah, screw Fockford!
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Actually, I do.
Yeah. Just tell him to eat shit.
Yes, I I saw it. I thought she was
Yes, ma'am. I'd like a tub of popcorn with butter. . .
Yes.
Yes.
You better watch your mouth, fat boy. Learn to be like Lucas.
You bozos! Time! Time out!
You can either stop being nice to her, or you can forget about me.
You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong.
You can't make me quit!
You coming out for the football team or not?
You didn't hear? Where have you been?
You didn't know?
You don't die over a dental technician.
You don't understand. Stay on the right side of the road!
You dumb asses, get over here! Foew!
You ever heard of Darwin?
You go there?
You got a problem?
You got an injured man out here!
You guys been going together a long time?
You guys! You guys!
You have 30 seconds to put this ball in play!
You have a bug on your shoulder! Get it off! Quick!
You have nothing to lose. They're whipping your ass.
You interested in wide receivers?
You know about science. Do you know why?
You know them by name, you know them by number!
You know who else you told me was superficial?
You know, either you're an athlete or you're not an athlete.
You know, last year he even had this strange walk.
You know, survival of the species and all.
You make a neat couple. That's great.
You might get it all wrinkled if you come up on the hill with us afterwards.
You really know those guys?
You should listen to the lady.
You should talk, shit breath.
You think I'm stupid? You think I can't see?
You think the car's all right?
You think you can tell me what to do?
You understand me, Leukoplakia? I'll be looking for you guys afterwards.
You were right too. They think you're someone to make fun of.
You won't see one again for 17 years. That's how long they take to incubate.
You'll be voted prom queen. You never know.
You're awake?
You're going out for pizza?
You're lying.
You're overreacting.
You're right, Blye. I've got nothing to lose by sending you in!
You're very good.
You've all been real cooperative today. I know it's been kind of confusing. . .
You've committed murder just as much as Elaine did.
You've lost interest in Mr. Karlson's terrarium.
Your father's girlfriend. She might turn out to be a great mother to you.
Your lunch is leaking.
. . .has to be given a chance. I'd like to point out. . .
All right! Get up there!
All right. That's enough, you guys.
Are you all right? I thought I was gonna die!
Are you really gonna go? It'll be fun.
Bye, Lucas. Sorry I'm late.
Can we get a little organization here? Let's turn it up.
Check it out. All right!
Coach, got no time outs left! Lucas, get off the field!
Come on, let's go. Go, go. Come on. Let's go, guys.
Come on! The stage is this way! Come on, Bruno.
Did you get it? I got it. Look, it's out. It's out.
Did you hear about Lucas? What about him?
Do you want anything? No.
Don't! Guys! I got it!
Fight. The hill. It's a nice back seat.
Five bucks says no way. You're going down. Going down.
Get a doctor. Someone get the doctor!
Go deep, go deep. Throw it!
Go, Luke! Go, Luke! Great coverage, Cap!
He did something for me once. Did he? Well, what did he do?
He's gone out for the football team. And....
Hey, like me! I think it's moving a little.
Hey, Luke. Hey, Cap.
Hey, Luke. Hi.
Hi! Hi!
His parents? Just the father.
Hit! Come on! Dig, dig, dig!
Hit! Dig in! Dig in! Dig, dig, dig!
Holy shit! Are you okay?
How come every 17 years? He loves bugs.
I don't hear anything. They're hatching in the trees.
I don't think that. I'm glad.
I think it's ugly. Does it bite?
I thought he had a heart attack. No heart attack.
I wanna get out of here. Felax.
I'm just being nice to her. Well, stop being nice to her.
I'm right here, Mom. Here she is. See you later.
I'm supposed to feel sorry? Have some compassion.
Idiot! Play ball!
In Africa, people eat them. Get the mustard.
Into the Iight. I can't see it.
It's a great song. Come on, turn it up! All right!
It's gonna burn like hell! It's supposed to.
It's not trying to get away. Hey, it must be dumb.
It's okay. See?
Jesus Christ! What was that?
Just say when. When.
Let's get him! Oh, shit!
Let's see. Is that thing for real?
Let's take a look at the hood. Let's check it out.
Look how big it is! I gotta be real delicate. It's a baby.
Lucas told me all about them. You got one? Let me see it.
Luke! Let's go.
No! Guys! Give me the hot stuff!
Nothing much. You look nice.
Oh, hi, Rina. Hi, Rina.
Oh, Lucas, don't be silly. Get away from me!
Oh, shit! Alise. Alise, relax. Felax!
Our first win. Screw Fockford!
Pervert! Pervert!
Phone's not listed. Let's go to his home.
Put it on, Lucas! Put it on!
Ready to make your drink? Yeah.
See what I mean? It's beautiful.
Settle down. Let's go. No fights! I mean it!
She wouldn't give him a shot. So he gave himself a shot.
Shh. We have eight places to fill.
Shit. Come on, get him!
Something hit me in the face. They were bugs.
Thanks. Sure. Can I help you?
That is so tacky. Oh, beautiful.
The joke's over. We're kidding.
There's Lucas! Whoa, he's back!
There's Lucas! Whoa, he's back!
To what? I can't hear anything.
Triechel? Can I have your attention, please?
Try it on, Lucas! Yeah, put it on!
We'll see you inside, okay? Bye, Luke.
Well, why'd he do it? Love.
What are you doing? Step on it!
What did you do? Got on a plane to Tahiti.
What was that? Jesus!
What were those things? I don't know, they were scary!
What? What are you talking about?
Will you calm down? No, I will not.
You all right? I'm fine.
You can't play tennis? Hey, Lucas!
You gotta get out of here. Come on!
You guys are playing like old ladies. Ain't no blocking.
You look great. You too.
You're dead meat! Get back to the huddle and play ball!
A lot of things. Things. Like. . .?
All right. You were a good sport today.
And that's that. Okay.
Are you a communist? No, but I do keep an open mind.
Are you gonna put that stuff on me? Just quit being a wimp!
Are you okay? Yeah.
Are you on the team? No, I just moved here.
Are you sure you're okay? Are there any more in my hair?
Aren't you going out for band? I'm thinking about quitting.
Because I might wanna do it. What, be a cheerleader?
Because I was all conference. Oh, really?
Blye! Hey, Luca duke! Hey, Ben.
Bye bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Can I come? Yeah.
Come on, boys. Hustle it up! Way to go!
Come on, guys! Come on!
Come right on up! Come on. All right!
Do you still? What?
Ever heard of Romeo and Juliet? Was she a dental technician?
Get him out of here! No way!
Get him out of the game! Come on! Just play football!
Get out of the way! Block that guy right there.
Go ahead. No.
Go away. You're being unreasonable. Please?
Gosh, I don't know. You'll be 33.
Great. How's the cheerleading going? Great. I love it.
Have you been crying? Yeah, so what?
He lives in the trailer park. He lives here. I've seen him here.
He's smart. Not like you. He's scared. Not like me.
Hey, hey, enough! Hey, all right!
Hey! Don't let him scare you away. Scare me away?
Hey! Hey, what are you doing? They put me in! I'm in the game!
Hi. Hello.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi. This is Maggie, guys.
How was your summer? Did you hear about Triechel?
How was your summer? What are you doing?
I came to see a movie. And so did I.
I can win this game! Get out of here, will you?
I got our tickets. Got our tickets. Thank you.
I hate the idiot's guts. Too bad Triechel had to kill himself.
I hate to see her get desperate. Jesus.
I have 15 minutes. Okay.
I hope it gets done in time. So do I. Yeah.
I mean your last name! Blye.
I wanna get out of here. They can't hurt you.
I'll be 31 and a half. Yeah.
I'm accelerated. Oh, you must be real smart, then.
I'm gonna travel myself someday. Oh, me too.
I'm interested in destiny. Yeah?
I'm playing football! Hey! Get off the field!
I'm staying in! Get him out of there! Time!
I've heard a lot about you. Really?
Is that possible? Yeah.
Is there a team? Yeah, at school.
Is your name Margaret? Yes.
It's suicide. What do you mean?
Just give me one chance. One play! Get out of here! Get off of the field!
Let me play. You have nothing to lose. Hear me good, you pissant.
Let's go, go, go! You're making a big mistake.
Let's go. Wait a second.
Like what? Like phlegm or something. . .

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