💬 Stan Helsing (2009)

Stan Helsing (2009)

A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there? Cast: Stan Helsing: Steve Howey Nadine: Diora Baird Teddy: Kenan Thompson Mia: Desi Lydic Kay: Leslie Nielsen Orphan: Kit Zenga Crazy: Darren Moore Pleatherface: Twan Holliday Fweddy: Ben Cotton Hitcher: Travis MacDonald Michael Crier: Lee Tichon Mason: Ken Kirzinger Needlehead: Charles Zuckermann Lucky: Jeff Gulka Sully: Chad Krowchuk Busboy: Nathan Dashwood Timmy: Derek Watt Husband: Ray G. Thunderchild Hippie Lady: Hilary Strang Altar Boy: Jeremy Crittenden Employee 1: Robin Nielsen Employee 2: Lara Babalola Security Guard: John Burnside Girl 1: Zainab Musa Guy 1: Akotene Chanoine Bride 1: Denise Poole Bride 2: Holly Eglinton Bride 3: Ildiko Ferenczi Kid 1: Aaron Rota Vendor: Steven Garr Hot Girl 1: Elysia Rotaru Hot Girl 2: Jessica Olafson Zorianna Kit: Zorianna Kit Director: John Wildman Woman Customer: Jenny Mitchell Fat Lady: Kathryn Kirkpatrick Dead Body: James Ashcroft Frankenstein: John DeSantis Wolfman: Ryan Steele Screaming Woman: Tara Wilson Choking Old Man: Colin Foo Michael Jackson: Grayson Gabriel Barack Obama: Chris Shields Fire Patron: Duane Dickinson Boz: Garrett Cassell Pitbull: Max Knight Asjad: Asjad Nadeem The Robber: Mikey Granger Afroman: Jon Johnson Teenager in Movie Store: Kelsey McIlroy Written by: Bo Zenga Director: Bo Zenga Production: Insight Film Studios Release date: 25 Mar 2010

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Stan Helsing (2009)
A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there? Cast: Stan Helsing: Steve Howey Nadine: Diora Baird Teddy: Kenan Thompson Mia: Desi Lydic Kay: Leslie Nielsen Orphan: Kit Zenga Crazy: Darren Moore Pleatherface: Twan Holliday Fweddy: Ben Cotton Hitcher: Travis MacDonald Michael Crier: Lee Tichon Mason: Ken Kirzinger Needlehead: Charles Zuckermann Lucky: Jeff Gulka Sully: Chad Krowchuk Busboy: Nathan Dashwood Timmy: Derek Watt Husband: Ray G. Thunderchild Hippie Lady: Hilary Strang Altar Boy: Jeremy Crittenden Employee 1: Robin Nielsen Employee 2: Lara Babalola Security Guard: John Burnside Girl 1: Zainab Musa Guy 1: Akotene Chanoine Bride 1: Denise Poole Bride 2: Holly Eglinton Bride 3: Ildiko Ferenczi Kid 1: Aaron Rota Vendor: Steven Garr Hot Girl 1: Elysia Rotaru Hot Girl 2: Jessica Olafson Zorianna Kit: Zorianna Kit Director: John Wildman Woman Customer: Jenny Mitchell Fat Lady: Kathryn Kirkpatrick Dead Body: James Ashcroft Frankenstein: John DeSantis Wolfman: Ryan Steele Screaming Woman: Tara Wilson Choking Old Man: Colin Foo Michael Jackson: Grayson Gabriel Barack Obama: Chris Shields Fire Patron: Duane Dickinson Boz: Garrett Cassell Pitbull: Max Knight Asjad: Asjad Nadeem The Robber: Mikey Granger Afroman: Jon Johnson Teenager in Movie Store: Kelsey McIlroy Written by: Bo Zenga Director: Bo Zenga Production: Insight Film Studios Release date: 25 Mar 2010
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Ahh Can you say bitch slap.
And if you want to have a job here on Monday, I would suggest that you do it.
And then if they're not here by the time we're done, I guess I'll just call a taxi.
And there definitely was no dog showing you his ass.
And what's my weakness. Dude you're a doll.
But you need the key.
Don't make me write you up.
Guys, I know I ruined our night, and I'm sorry, but since it's daylight, I'd really like to drop off these videos.
He kind of looks like that dog we hit on the road. You mean Sammy Boy. That's Sammy Boy's son. This is Sammy Boy. Whoa Ah. Hi Sammy Boy Looking good. Nice job. You barely notice. He hasn't been the same since you hit him with your car. He can't eat Now he's starving. Have you tried the Ensure. They're these little milkshakes We gave them to my grandfather one time. when he couldn't poop It was awful Sammy needs meat. There was a Sizzler that we just passed. on the way over here Raw meat You...
His scent leads to this store. But remember I get the first taste of his raw flesh.
I can't believe I ever even went out with you. The best six weeks of your life It was two weeks. Yeah but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.
I don't see how this is gonna help but all right. Oh not me Okay.
I think now would be a great time. for a reverse POV
I watched The Notebook last night and I actually liked it.
It's a boy.
Man this whole town is dead. Oh my God. Maybe this is like The Sixth Sense and we're the ones who are really dead. You know what Mia I've been holding something back all night. so I'm just gonna go ahead and say it now That doesn't make any sense you stupid bitch.
Next thing I know you're gonna tell me that's not Superman.
Oh cock. roach Sorry uh dude I thought this was available. but it's okay I don't actually need it 'cause I just pissed myself You look tense Uh you need a magazine Toilet paper. Let me get you a magazine. Ah I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position.
Okay you guys be totally honest Does my vagina make me look fat.
Say this is a fantasy You don't walk out on a fantasy like that. Man the next time three fine womans with their breasteses exposed. ask you if your name is Van Helsing the answer is yes
Schlockbuster Happy Halloween. Yeah yeah yeah we carry porn. What do I recommend. Schindler's Fist. How Stella Got Her Tube Packed. Six Degrees of Penetration. That's a good one Glad He Ate Her. Yeah yeah Okay. Stan You're welcome Grandma.
Some of the footage was shot as recently as this evening.
Sounds like Sammy Boy finally got his raw meat.
Teddy there's a MILF alert 3 00.
Thank you.
That doll mimed a blowjob. and started smacking his ass That's so weird No no no no. That's not weird at all. It's you know it's a MILF. driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass Yeah yeah Sounds perfectly normal. My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner. Oh Okay. you probably want to keep that to yourself
This van just went from an automatic to a stick shift Teddy got a boner.
Viewers might remember Sammy Boy from a story we did a couple of months ago when Sammy Boy rescued several children from a fire at the Ventnor Orphanage.
We're not gonna go that easy. Oh actually you two have the same weakness.
What the hell is this?
Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.
You look very familiar.

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