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A good company should never have 7 words in its title.
And I'm not addicted. I can stop. I just like playing it. But I don't have to. I'll prove it.
But gluten can attack anyone. This is not a time to party. This is a time to get serious.
Excuse me?
Feeling good on a Monday? Got my space, all the freedom I need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By myself, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For a long time we ignored it, thought it would only affect the poor people who ate Eggo waffles and pizza pockets.
Good luck with your company, dude.
How did you get that on your phone?
I don't know how you can say that when you're standing here chugging beer.
I don't know if you're listening, but I guess I have something inside me that I can't control.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'll figure it out. Jesus Christ.
I have addiction demons and I don't understand them.
I just feel that somewhere out there there's a perfect startup company name.
I know the game is stupid and it actually isn't even fun anymore.
I need help.
I'll be back.
It's fun.
It's not your fault.
It's something to do with my family. It's like a curse.
Jesus Christ.
Let me see.
Let me talk to my dad.
No, no, no, not yet.
Ohh shit.
So hey, I was going to see if you still wanted to see that stupid maze runner.
Something kind of dark. Please help show me the way.
There's a health crisis going on, and it's spreading faster than anyone realizes.
We're calling on everyone to spend this weekend learning about gluten and how to protect yourself and your family. Because we don't know how much time we have.
What do you mean?
Wow, this is pretty nice.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I think I'm going to be OK.