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A good company should never have 7 words in its title.
And I'm not addicted. I can stop. I just like playing it, but I don't have to. I'll prove it.
Excuse me?
How did you get that on your phone?
I don't know how you can say that when you're standing here chugging beer.
I don't know if you're listening, but I guess I have something inside me that I can't control.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'll figure it out. Jesus Christ.
I have addiction demons and I don't understand them.
I just feel that somewhere out there there's a perfect startup company name.
I know the game is stupid and it actually isn't even fun anymore.
I need help.
I'll be back.
It's not your fault.
It's something to do with my family. It's like a curse.
Jesus Christ.
Let me talk to my dad.
No, no, no, not yet.
So hey, I was going to see if you still wanted to see that stupid maze runner.
That's fine.
What do you mean?
Wow, that's pretty nice.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I think I'm going to be OK.