South Park - Season 12 Edit

A Burger King.

A case of Dr. Pepper and cherry Twizzlers.

A distraught Britney Spears has apparently disappeared

A group dedicated to freeing America from Chinese tyranny.

A hundred thousand dollars for a picture of Britney.

A hundred thousand dollars?

A hundred thousand for a picture of Britney peeing on a ladybug.

A hybrid? How is that possible?

A little middle class white boy telling them what to do?

A local housewife caught a photo of Britney running away in this disguise!

A million? More?

A mistake was made and you were given blood

A new development in the Canada strike.

A pandemic?

A part of the American Liberation Front.

A peanut.

A penis in the house. I had to get it out!

A penis? Where?

A Peruvian flute band.

A phone? Why, what's a phone? We ain't never hearda sich a thing.

A tattle tail? He infected me with AIDS!

A television!

A terrible disease that takes the lives of American women every day.

A two mile long underground passage that runs from the White House

A very ugly one. Come on, men.

A well organized pantry.

A young confused looking boy, dancing and singing a song called...

Abortion isn't wrong.

About $180,000 shot directly into the bloodstream.

About freaking time.

Above ground?

Absolutely major camel toe, Tracy.

AC/DC singing about letting dudes beat up on their girlfriends.

Across the U.S. and Canada.

Actually I was thinking let's just keep this between us.

Actually, the hard part's just starting.

Actually, the hard part's just starting.

Actually, the whole rounding up of the pan flute bands

Actually, this is High School Musical 2.

After leading your class through review,

After school, we fight after school, you got that?

After seeing Indiana get ****d, I know I'll never be the same.

After starting all this?

After this one... last time.

Again on Friday and guess who was there?

Agh, goddammit!

Ah ah, nobody goes upstairs.

Ah, Britney, that last lyric is supposed to be "love elation".

Ah, dangit!

Ah, I've gotta get an attachment Larry sent me last night.

Ah, women, always afraid of penises.

AIDS is the worst disease.

AIDS isn't as big a deal as it used to be.

AIDS was more the '80s/'90s disease.

AIDS?

Ain't that a peach?

All clear for procedure.

All done, thanks.

All mortals share a soft repose.

All over America, kids are getting high on cat urine.

All over the world, survivors were found.

All over the world, wherever there are tourists or shoppers,

All over your face.

All over!

All right Butters, I've seriously had... enough!

All right kids, go ahead and visit the charming villagers and learn stuff.

All right lady, just flash us your crotch or something.

All right, all right, fine

All right, all right!

All right, boys.

All right, bring out... the other male cat!

All right, Brit, let's try it from the top.

All right, Britney, let's take it from the top.

All right, but what are you going to do?

All right, Butters.

All right, Butters. I think we almost got the Chinese to trust us.

All right, Butters. We're here.

All right, come on, Rufus, quietly.

All right, come on!

All right, Count Fagula. You go do that.

All right, Craig!

All right, damn you. The children can come in!

All right, dear. Dinner's ready.

All right, each of you take a ticket.

All right, enough already!

All right, everyone. I'm turning in for the night.

All right, everyone. We're about to go.

All right, fine! We don't need you, Butters!

All right, folks, it's bed time. No more Internet for today.

All right, folks, let's finish this quickly.

All right, follow my lead, Butters.

All right, guys. Just like we rehearsed it!

All right, here we are!

All right, here's the deal.

All right, I mean, it was dark in the theater.

All right, Internet. What do you want from us?

All right, just let me get this straight.

All right, kids in seats. Kids in seats.

All right, let's jam!

All right, look. That isn't mine.

All right, McCain. I'm in.

All right, men, listen up! Looks like our thieves are trying to hide out here.

All right, now let go of my hand.

All right, stay in line.

All right, that does it! On the count of three this child dies!

All right, time's up.

All right, time's up.

All right, we're all sufficiently scared, Gerald.

All right, we're going to bring Eric in now.

All right, we're prepared to end the strike.

All right!

All right! Let's do it!

All right! We did it! Thank God!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, Georgie!

All right. All right.

All right. Get that rope ready to hoist me up.

All right. Get the jets ready. I need to get to Machu Picchu.

All right. Give me the keys.

All right. Guys, we need to talk.

All right. Here we go.

All right. How much you gonna give us?

All right. I don't know what's gotten into you, mister,

All right. Let's do it!

All right. Now get the rope up over that third rafter above the window.

All right. Now watch what happens when we introduce some cash.

All right. Now you listen and you listen good.

All right. Quiet, quiet. Ssh, ssh.

All right. So where's my ice cream?

All right. Ssh, ssh. Quiet everyone.

All right. We're about 800 kilometers from Peru.

All right. You ready to get in there, Bridon?

All righty then.

All the cash is doing is destablizing the virus,

All the kids and the school funding goes to the theater department.

All the kids are gonna call her chicken.

All the Peruvian flute bands were released.

All the townsfolk are there to answer yer questions.

All their crappy music sounds the same.

All they got is a little Internet.

All they have is each other in a race against time.

All we have to do is sneak back inside without the cops seeing us.

All we know is they were seen hanging out

All you bureaucrats and corporate cats...

Allison Mertz is a vampire kid, now?

Allowing me access to the rear doors.

Allright, this should keep my cat in place

Almost in.

Almost ungettable

Along with a few guinea panthers.

Along with all the other Peruvian flute bands,

Alright kids, for your homework tonight,

Alright, alright, fine. Eric, you lead the class.

Alright, Clyde, you're first. Get up here.

Alright, everyone review the section on sportscasters

Alright, fine, Wendy. I'll fight you, you big bully!

Alright, let's go get you an abortion.

Alright, let's see what we can do.

Alright, this is probably good enough.

Alright, we promise?

Alright. Now, when Bill Belichick got caught with his camera,

Always have.

Always working the angles.

Am I in charge or not?

Amir and I are closer than anybody in this stupid family!

Amir.

Amir...

An apology?

An economic and ecological crisis of disastrous proportions.

An estimated one in six women will deal with cancer in their lifetime

An incredible harvest.

An outdoor mall in Colorado.

And a one, and a two, and a...

And abandoned all those close to her.

And abortion is the ultimate form of cheating.

And alcoholic chicks from the South!

And all twenty four scored one hundred percent!

And already the country is going to hell.

And anything else in history?

And be ready for a quiz tomorrow morning.

And because we did nothing, they got away.

And being individuals, then think about this...

And breast cancer is the most common.

And buy their CDs,

And by the time the loading bar was only half full, they was dead.

And carefully monitored tests in the country.

And check out Foley's vacation photos

And confused about his sexual identity.

And do not under any circumstances, buy their CDs.

And do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it.

And don't damage any coupling wires

And don't worry: Britney is a queen at reinventing herself.

And Dr. Wilson is out celebrating in the streets somewhere.

And drove the guinea creatures back to Andes mountains.

And Eduardo isn't going to help me raise it.

And enough pulse drives to light a spark.

And even though you have AIDS,

And everyone is really been enjoying the peace.

And finally tonight.

And finally,

And find a good place to watch the fight.

And find out what we can from those Commie rats.

And forbid her from fighting so she has a way.

And found out that guinea pigs are from the Andes mountains. Here.

And gave him a hickey!

And get you three scan hacks into a laser system.

And give Daddy some private time, will ya?

And hanging out with Scott Malkinson, but I'm not.

And harvest is coming soon.

And he's still totally fine.

And help me in welcoming back Mr. Garrison.

And how are the efforts to contain all this going?

And how do you like them apples?

And how much Internet you think they got out there?

And I also learned to never listen

And I appreciate that you want to be cool

And I can't let you interfere.

And I didn't have a super fun time anyways.

And I don't wanna be in your way.

And I don't wanna look like a total dork in front of her.

And I have made that happen!

And I knew Kyle would have the same sickness as I used to have.

And I know I'm just a nerdy little weakling to you,

And I promise you that it won't happen again.

And I say doctor, I want to go back to being a man and he says,

And I think it's time for Canada to show the world...

And I thought it was what I wanted.

And I was just supposed to look after my partner, and I blew it!

And I will stop at nothing.

And I would first like to apologize to my lovely wife.

And I...

And I'll be back to check on your shortly.

And I'm being a dick.

And I'm very remorsefulness.

And if someone must die so that I can feed,

And if we zoom in on the footage, right, right here,

And if you think we'll gain any respect by ignoring this thing

And if you zoom in on her face,

And in other world news:

And is also referred to as: Cheesing.

And it made 80 million opening weekend.

And join the basketball team.

And just happens to travel...

And just play ball.

And just say "harro" and "prease" a lot.

And just start e mailing.

And kids are always gonna find a new way to get high.

And let in the rest of the crew.

And let's all be as supportive as we can and show him lots of love, okay?

And like the victims of breast cancer,

And maybe somebody needs to teach Kyle

And nobody cared.

And now all your money's gone along with your penis.

And now back to the local news.

And now back to the stupid Democratic debates.

And now here is Big Texas Butters!

And now I'm in land of the giants' lost world.

And now she's a vampire, too!

And now you shall drink vampire blood

And now you're trying to make it look like you won...

And now, Kyle, maybe you should also admit

And one report claims that she has taken a piss... in the forest.

And only, Britney Spears!

And our Bennigans coupons and bubblegum is worth roughly... 3.008 dollars.

And overcoming all odds...

And overcoming all odds...

And Paul,

And people all over the world

And put it inside for ten minutes just for you?

And really turn their lives around.

And said I should use my $100

And saw kids on the playground doing a music number,

And sell CDs of you with an llama but you're not a Peruvian flute band.

And she looks like she's gained weight.

And she's at a hotel in our town.

And shoot some balls with the team, goddammit.

And since you handled your class so well...

And so here's your penis.

And so it appears that the local farmer's market

And so she's become desperate.

And so that is why I am now in Peru.

And so to honor these boys, here is...

And so we have asked for this assembly

And so we must all recycle every day.

And so what have we learned through this ordeal?

And so you see,

And so, Mr. Obama, why don't you tell us your stance on military spending?

And start doing musicals!

And started tearing off all your clothes.

And swim in the fountains of Varnog

And take down their government?

And tell them they're not taking their legend from us too.

And tell you that...

And that makes sense to you?

And that means if he wanted he could have my girl.

And that money will certainly go towards helping little Eric Martman.

And that way you can...

And that'll be $49 on your credit card.

And that's about all we know.

And that's why everyone at school thinks you guys are assholes.

And the "Star Wars Kid".

And the bravery of the people who struggle with it!

And the hole is patched.

And the internet sensation "Cute Sneezing Panda".

And the last time you saw your penis was two days ago?

And the only person who could have stopped all this...

And the young girl has really taken the country by storm.

And their economy is getting better with their advances in technology,

And them pistols is bigger than whats we gots.

And then he beat my mom.

And then he'll know how it feels to be laughed at.

And then he's a big tattle tail and going around talking crap about me...

And then I go to the doctor, right?

And then I saw High School Musical 3

And then I see this person on Oprah.

And then I'll never do it again.

And then it backfires and then you end up in a foreign country

And then make some crappy pan flute music CDs on my computer.

And then sacrificed. For harvest.

And then stoned them to death.

And then the girl may thank you for it.

And then the guinea pigs killing people. And then...

And then they'll know we left!

And then you fight the boob goblin at the Gazonga's Cave.

And then you'll be satisfied.

And then... watch her die

And there's "Dramatic Look Gopher".

And there's actually a back exit behind the horse troughs.

And there's Shelley. Wave to the camera, Shelley.

And they found the dead ****d bodies of Yoda and Short Round in their closet.

And they're gonna kill your parents! Do it!

And they're gonna screaming and banging on those drums and they're

And they're gonna start killing everyone.

And they've brought you a squirrel.

And this, this ectoplasm!

And though we fell short, the failure is mine not yours.

And three bubble gums for every Canadian!

And thus do unto your bidding.

And to the people of South Park.

And took us to an internment camp in Miami.

And type in input "Y".

And until you come back with a solid, fair number...

And use your time when they call your name.

And want to bring her home safe.

And we are now getting word of giant bees.

And we are the only people who seem to care.

And we are.

And we can put you on SlimFast tomorrow.

And we can't get it working correctly.

And we can't just keep them bottled up inside.

And we run a particularly brutal campaign

And we will not bow or botch. Our resolve is strong.

And we will not sit back and do nothing

And we'd like to collect our money.

And we'll double your money in one afternoon, Craig.

And we've never tried a penis before.

And welcome. To 1864.

And what about you, Stan?

And what am I supposed to do now?

And what might that be?

And what's that fancy yellow horse carriage you got out there?

And when their army gets here, they're gonna kill your parents.

And when you wake up you'll be tonsil free!

And who only have each other in a race against time!

And with our fingers up your ass, you won't be very cite.

And you are all going to pay

And you can't drop in from above.

And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you.

And you don't see any parallel between that

And you don't want to fight.

And you have earned the new puppy

And you never learn from your mistakes.

And you see this?

And you think Wendy's gonna go for him

And you weren't there.

And you will be wise not to interrupt

And you won't believe what she did, Ron.

And you!

And you're gonna... just let that guy beat up on your woman?

And you've got your access to the tunnel.

And your transformation will be complete, per se.

And... that can get you really high, 'mkay.

Annie Bartlett is a psi vampire.

Another pan flute band.

Any other volunteers perhaps?

Anybody else?

Anybody got a Blackberry? Check Drudge Report.

Anyway Stan, you've got to put a stop to this fight.

Anywhere...

Apologize?

Apparently now thinks it's a person.

Appease the gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds.

Are being taken to a quarantine area in Miami.

Are fledding into the United States with hopes of taking the place...

Are making this tougher on the professionals!

Are now in their third day.

Are they on their way to Guantanamo Bay?

Are they trying to be goth?

Are we cool?

Are we gonna get tested on this?

Are we just going to pretend America is going to be okay?

Are we just gonna wait until they've taken over the world?

Are we the only ones here who are completely confused?

Are you folks settlers, or are you just trappers passin' through?

Are you gonna ditch out with me or disobey the teacher's stupid rule?

Are you gonna give Canada more money, or not?

Are you HIV positive

Are you nuts?

Are you ready to become one of us, per se?

Are you sure you boys just don't have any cash?

Are you sure? Because once you're in South Park Vampire Society,

Aren't you Mike McCalsky?

As Americans, our fear of seeing another country become powerful

As Britney was wheeled into the hospital for some reason.

As director of Homeland Security,

As for me, I was returned home by Homeland Security.

As I was just explaining to my new minions,

As long as you cheat your way to the top.

As something to brag about some day to his little vampire buddies.

As soon as that bell rings, we do it outside, you got that?

As we thank the

As you can see, we are Chinese peoparu ourselves.

As you may or may not know, today is Canada Appreciation Day.

At all!

At her naked boobs anyway.

At least I learned a lot about Pioneer life in the Old West.

At least Scott doesn't cave in to peer pressure

At least Scott Malkinson has some self respect!

At this defining moment, change has come to America.

At this point your rip disease knew he could not win the battle.

Attenciones, bandas de flauta Peru.

Attention, Peruvian flute bands...

Aw dude, that's our town!

Aw man, this is gonna be awesome!

Aw, aren't you two cute holding hands. Are you special little buddies?

Aw, come on now, people!

Aw, how am I supposed to see Internet porn that way?

Aw, poor girl.

Aw, we suck so hard.

B., you can't be serious.

Back on right now.

Bad enough if I always get stuck with you goth kids.

Bad kitties.

Ball goes back over to the Cows.

Barack Obama?

Barack, everyone's been looking for you.

Barack, what is it?

Barely a bar a signal.

Basketball?

Be a shame to have to give all that free ice cream

Be with that Bridon kid, then you should.

Beastiality? Click on that.

Because "that's just the way it is."

Because a polymer shelf runs the entire expanse

Because anybody who thinks they're actually a vampire

Because breast cancer isn't funny.

Because ever since your father got that stupid video camera,

Because girls like shaved balls.

Because I don't have that many friends at school.

Because I'm hardcore.

Because if you don't the cure for HIV, I will break your X Box.

Because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not.

Because it will trigger the 5.4 laser system.

Because just That's just the way it is.

Because my grandma gave me $100.

Because now all the guys don't think I'm cool.

Because one of your friends has a serious illness.

Because she knows I'm gonna kick her ass,

Because the cancer will take everything.

Because the Chinese hate Americans.

Because the key difference between men and women,

Because they don't know if he partied too hard

Because they get abortions when they're young.

Because they make bank.

Because they were starting to take over the world?

Because vampires are the "in" thing right now.

Because we cheat all the time.

Because we moved the fight to first thing in the morning tomorrow.

Because we're going to make them think we're one of them.

Because when you come across a spooky ancient ruin, you say,

Because you guys are jerks

Because you guys got rid of all the flute bands!

Because you're always doing stuff like this.

Beehive combs.

Before school starts!

Before school starts.

Before we get started today, Wendy Testaburger has asked

Behold!

Besides, you died in a jet in the Rocky Mountains, remember?

Between Eric Cartman and your girlfriend.

Between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama.

Bill Beelicheck proved that in America it's okay to cheat,

Bill Belichick gathered his football players and said,

Bing bing harro prease.

Blood is all clammy and tomatoey.

Bloody idiots.

Boom, baby.

Boom, baby.

Both psi and sanguinarian.

Boy, here we go.

Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.

Boys, can you give me a hand with her?

Boys, please take a seat.

Boys, the reason we called you all in is

Boys, the truth is I don't know

Boys, you've just found the cure for AIDS!

Boys! Boys, have you seen my penis?!

Brave boys. It's now up to you.

Bravo, Obama and McCain.

Brazilian fart fetish porn? Click! Click!

Break it in.

Break it up, m'kay?

Break it up!

Break my X Box and you'll never know.

Breast cancer is killing people.

Breast cancer isn't funny.

Bridon Guermo? Oh, he's such a dream!

Bridon Guermo.

Bridon!

Bring them here or shoot them!

Brit! Over here, Brit. One for Star Weekly.

Britney is obviously very upset about her MTV performance, Ron,

Britney is said to be now hiding out in a South Park motel.

Britney just seems oblivious.

Britney seems to have really taken a liking to you.

Britney Spears has been spotted camping in the Colorado mountains,

Britney Spears... has to die.

Britney was chosen a long time ago,

Britney, over here

Britney, what were you thinking?

Britney? Where'd she go?

Britney. It's over. What were you running for anyway?

Britney. It's over. What were you running for anyway?

Bu but, choking yourself is bad, 'mkay.

Bunch of kids from school are gonna go see it again.

But actually they're all getting really annoyed.

But after seeing Indiana get ****d...

But AIDS, I just... Hey, Mitch?

But Dad, that's what I really want.

But everyone tries that.

But for how long, we do not know.

But had you land way up in the Andes mountains of Peru

But he can sing and dance better than anybody.

But he knew that for Britney Spears to be safe,

But he'd never go for me, I'm nobody.

But he's naturally, a bit scared.

But I can't do it. I'm getting weak

But I can't let Spielberg and Lucas get away with it.

But I don't want to see it get out of hand.

But I done come from Pagosa Springs to buy me some wares an' sich.

But I had it put to sleep, 'cuz it pissed me off.

But I just try not to think about it.

But I know my country needs me.

But I want to be your friend

But I'm a vampire now, and I can no longer survive on human food.

But I'm sorry.

But I've work too hard to make all this happen.

But if we don't treat the Internet with the respect...!

But if we ever catch you cheesing again, we're gonna tell on you.

But if you help us,

But if you want to be so HIV negative all the time

But it has to work! Maybe if I do a little

But it's going to be okay.

But it's like...

But it's very risky.

But just make sure that this new little trend

But just one thing.

But just remembering how that blood tasted before...

But male cats, when they're marking their territory,

But more may still be out there.

But not at the cost of losing its dignity.

But now everybody thinks I hate ladybugs.

But now you want me to be in a band with you

But Sharon, I've got stuff to do.

But she feels like if she doesn't fight me,

But she isn't real

But she still wants to beat me up.

But she wouldn't.

But sir, what could possibly be at Machu Picchu to help

But some people said you crapped on teacher's desk to get out of the fight.

But somebody put the Hamburger Helper

But still more and more kids are dressing up like vampires.

But take it from me, you're driving everyone crazy.

But that part of the prophecy will not come true!

But the Chinese are very real.

But the girls like singing and dancing.

But the government arrested us,

But the Internet is slowed to a trickle

But the prophecy foretold that one day, the creatures would be unleashed

But the scientists say the process could help thousands of people

But the truth is our lust for torture and death

But then she got pregnant and is having a baby

But then that report said our kids were doing it too and

But then what the hell...

But then, four kids from school came to my house

But there ain't enough to go around.

But there is no doubt.

But there is! You guys gotta believe me!

But there's also guinea bees, guinea rats.

But they can't dress like that. That's our style!

But they talk and act like...

But they will find her.

But they're all bad, 'mkay.

But this is going to be our greatest feat ever.

But this is taking too long. And Phillip is diabetic.

But tonight, because of what we did on this date in this election

But was taken to prison to live out the rest of his days.

But we don't have any choice!

But we just had to push her.

But we're glad you're home!

But what can we do?

But what if she just doesn't wanna hurt my feelings?

But whatever, I'm gonna go teach those underprivileged inner city students

But where are we gonna get the money to buy costumes and instruments?

But with everyone trying to use it at once,

But you did kind of sound like a big dork.

But you didn't die?

But you guys are hanging out with him.

But you guys, we are at risk of becoming the unpopular kids.

But you have to be strong.

But you just couldn't quite put the pieces together.

But you know, I've learned that I've really been a dude all along.

But you know, we've all learnt something, you guys.

But you're gonna...

But, Eric, why would the Chinese tell us their invasion plans?

But, we almost lost her.

But, while the internet is new and exciting for creative people.

But... I think I would make a really good vampire if you just...

But... No, we just...

Butters, calm down! I know a way out of this!

Butters, daddy loves you.

Butters, did you get gay with one of your schoolmates tonight?

Butters, do you want your share of the hundred thousand dollars or not?

Butters, don't be such a pussy.

Butters, helping people who have AIDS

Butters, how do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?

Butters, if you don't let go of my hand, everyone here is gonna think we're gay!

Butters, let go God damnit!

Butters, there's no such thing as vampires.

Butters, we just got a call from Mrs. Cartman!

Butters, we're going to get back before anybody even notices we're gone.

Butters, what have you done to your hair?

Butters, you are grounded!

Butters, you are not to let go of Eric's hand

Butters, you have five seconds to unlock this door.

Butters, you will open this door right now!

Butters, you've gotta learn to chill.

Butters!

Butters!

Butters! This is your father!

Butters?

Butters?

Butters?

Butters?

By choking themselves.

By Craig,

By impenetrable walls of two foot wide steel.

By my dad, by kids at school.

By not working during the strike, Canadians lost 10.4 million dollars.

By playing pan flute music.

By their massive numbers.

By, by myself?

Bye, bye, have fun. We will miss you.

Calls in a bomb threat to the museum.

Calm down nothing, I don't want that penis running through my house!

Calm down, people. We still have work to do.

Can all just take a hike!

Can someone help us?

Can the little ******* boy reason with the Internet?

Can turn us into monsters.

Can we collect our internet money in front of you, please?

Can we get out through the highway?

Can we please just go home, sir?

Can you act like you're giving him a lot?

Can't believe they put 'em in jail.

Can't go too easy on her, though.

Can't you all see I'm in pain?

Can't you see that Britney isn't in any condition to handle this crap anymore?

Canada doesn't get enough money.

Canada has been striking for more money.

Canada on strike!

Canada on strike.

Canada on strike. Canada says: "No more!"

Canada on strike. From Bagboua to St. John's

Canada on strike. No matter where you are.

Canada, Canada.

Canada, Canada.

Cancer doesn't play by the rules so neither can you.

Cancer is pure evil.

Cartman has HIV?

Cartman said that Wendy is already begging him to it call the fight off.

Cartman says Kenny's really messed up.

Cartman, I I feel really bad for you.

Catpee?

Cats are deadly animals.

Cats aren't the problem.

Celebrate, everyone!

Champ.

Change!

Change!

Cheat sheets as labels for your bottled water.

Check it out, dude, I'm a space man!

Checking the museum for any bombs.

Cheesing is spreading fast.

Chinese people. There's Chinese people right over there.

Chocolate rain.

Chris, any word on why Ms. Spears went for this radical "no top of the head" look?

Clear out. Move!

Clearly, they are a Peruvian flute band and yet they aren't.

Colorado officials have taken the squirrel to Johns Hopkins

Come back here, penis!

Come in. You can use our Internet until you figure out what to do.

Come on in, Craig. Have a seat! Welcome.

Come on in, darling. Thank you, boys.

Come on, big guy.

Come on, Britney!

Come on, come on!

Come on, Craig. Don't be an asshole.

Come on, dude, there's nothing we can do!

Come on, guys!

Come on, hurry up.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's sing!

Come on, muffin.

Come on, Stan, let's get some rest.

Come on, we've gotta find Kenny before he hurts himself.

Come on, Wendy, kick his ass!

Come on, you have to admit we had some fun.

Come on!

Come on. Let's go!

Come on. Time to go home.

Commend means you've done a great job, Eric, m'kay.

Congratulations, Bridon!

Contaminated with HIV.

Cooporation y paciencia es apreciado!

Copy that. What's the code, over.

Corn harvest!

Could be soon facing complete closure.

Could have been I didn't make that flight.

Could have swore I heard them coming through the roof.

Could kill the virus altogether.

Could we see where you sleep?

Could we speak with you, please?

Could you grow a penis on a mouse for me?

Craig, don't be an asshole.

Craig, dude, wait up.

Craig, dude. How you doing, bro?

Craig, how would you like to turn that $100 into $1,000?