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South Park - Season 14

South Park - Season 14

South Park is an animated television show that first aired in 1997 and has become a cultural phenomenon since. Season 14, which aired in 2010, continued to push the boundaries of satire and social commentary that the show is renowned for. With a cast of colorful characters and a fearless approach to tackling controversial topics, the season delivered another round of hilarity and thought-provoking episodes.

The main cast of South Park includes the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who also serve as the creators and writers of the show. They bring to life iconic characters such as Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Their unique vocal performances add to the charm and humor of the series.

Season 14 of South Park featured a wide array of episodes that touched on various issues prevalent in society at the time. One notable episode was "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs," where the boys attempt to write the most disgusting book ever, only to find that their work is interpreted as a literary masterpiece. This episode cleverly satirizes the nature of art and how subjective interpretations can vary greatly.

Another memorable episode from this season is "Medicinal Fried Chicken," where the town of South Park is invaded by fast-food restaurants replaced by medical marijuana dispensaries. This episode tackles the ongoing debate surrounding the legalization of marijuana while also exploring the hypocrisy and absurdity of societal norms.

One of the standout episodes of Season 14 is "You Have 0 Friends," which delves into the impact of social media on personal relationships. This episode introduces the character of Kip Drordy, an online gamer friend of Stan, and it brilliantly critiques the obsession with virtual connections and the detachment it creates in real-life interactions.

Throughout the season, South Park's satirical commentary targeted a range of issues, including the Tiger Woods scandal, the BP oil spill, and the rise of the Jersey Shore reality show. The show fearlessly tackled these controversial topics and provided biting social commentary, often employing dark humor to shed light on societal absurdities.

South Park's irreverent and boundary-pushing humor has earned it a dedicated fan base over the years. It has become known for its harsh critiques of politics, religion, and various aspects of popular culture. The show's ability to satirize these topics with sharp wit and intelligence is a testament to the writing and comedic talents of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

For fans of the show, South Park - Season 14 delivers another round of outrageous and hilarious episodes that continue to push the boundaries of animated television. If you're looking for a blend of sharp satire, clever social commentary, and unabashed humor, this season is a must-watch.

You can relive the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny by watching South Park - Season 14. You can also immerse yourself in the world of South Park by playing and downloading the soundtracks and iconic sounds from the show.

A bake sale?
A Coon must know when to defend itself.
A culinary battle royal is set to explode here
A double rainbow!
A family from New Jersey moved in next to the Marshes?
A horrific scene of destruction, despair and terror here in New Orleans.
A little faster.
A lot of people think the Jersey look is nice.
A lot of us have waited a long time for this day!
A mild mannered, attractive fourth grader, Bradley Biggle,
A new family moved in ? Where are they from?
A nice ol' fashioned!
A power they will now begin to understand.
A school cafeteria in middle America
A soon as something bad happens
A spring loaded workout device you pump with your arms.
A terrific human interest story here, Tom.
A what?
A workout?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
About a quarter cup,
About something extremely traumatic.
Actually I'm no longer with Coon and friends.
After a small town in Colorado
After days of killing and conquering, Cthulhu is at rest,
After going through all that crap
After the triumphant
Agreed
Ah ha!
Ah ha! Don't worry, Mysterion!
Ah ha! That's the cult the creepy man talked about, heroes!
Ah heh heh heh
Ah ho!
Alcohol shouldn't be legal.
Alert, seriously. All Coon friends to base. Alert you guys. I'm seriously.
All better. Just had to get that out.
All Coon friends report to base.
All deserve to be sent into a dark oblivion!
All of you shall now be dealt the swift hand of justice!
All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
All right, Billy,
All right, everyone. I guess that's it.
All right, fine.
All right, mackey, take this.
All right, Mosquito.
All right, Mr. Situation, we'll try this again.
All right, yeah. Let's go
All right, you little Munchkins buckled up for safety?
All right.
All right. That does it.
All right. Toolshed is here. We can start.
All the Coon and friends stopped the BP drilling spill crisis!
All the time is super interesting, Stan.
All the time!
All was gonna be darkness and pain.
All we have to do
All we need to do is get
All we want
All we want
All will be sadness!
All, went back to his chair, and removed all his powers.
Almost done!
Alright dad.
Alright everyone, this is the fire department.
Alright super heroes!
Alright super heroes!
Alright what seems to be the problem?
Alright, come to bed soon.
Alright, Coon friends!
Alright, dude. Let's just say you're not crazy and it's true.
Alright, fine.
Alright, it's late.
Alright, look,
Alright, now for my baked ziti we are gonna start off
Alright, you guys, hide as long as you can.
Alright. Look, you guys were totally right, okay?
Alright. Now here's the really cool part!
Alright. Now,
An ancient evil God from another dimension!
And all will know who and what I truly am.
And anybody else using that name for their benefit is breaking the law.
And as CEO, I would like to say,
And as head of the oil company responsible, I would like to say...
And back in the kitchen
And bringing their a game
And every time they act like selfish assholes, they go,
And finally the evil Coon is right where he belongs.
And find out why we're hoarding.
And friends!
And Giada de Laurentis!
And go back to my original team?
And heirloom tomato frittata
And heroically watched judge Judy,
And I ain't got nothing to eat.
And I can tell you being a Coon friend is the very highest honor.
And I certainly appreciate your on time paying dues and fees.
And I find that extremely funny.
And I met the school principal. What's her name?
And I shan't be playing basketball with the likes of you.
And I shouldn't have mixed alcohols.
And I told you I've had it with your language.
And I'd deglaze the fuck out of that pan.
And I'm a geologist in America.
And I'm going to start crapping on your doorstep a lot more.
And if you ask me, they should have built a roof with enough support
And If you refuse to be a part of that union, you are a scab.
And in a flash Bradley is
And in another dimension.
And in doing so, we have changed our name
And into your heaaaaaaart
And it ain't worth the slimea new baby oil just look at the erl on my scrimp
And it won't go away and nobody will believe me!
And Kenny thinks cartman's Gordon ramsay impersonation is really good.
And like, who is she? Is she God? No.
And listen to another edition of America's favorite super hero!
And listen to the newest installment of the Coon!
And now that time has apparently come.
And now the country can finally be made aware of Coon and Friends
And now you are more grounded, young man!
And now, a special announcement from the president of BP and DP.
And our celebrity sous chefs!
And ripped open a hole to another dimension.
And seeing what happened to mackey,
And selling lemon bars to help aid those affected in the Gulf crisis.
And shake weight takes your pulse!
And she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
And shoot lasers out of his eyes, and Mysterion can...
And shoot lasers out of my eyes.
And so I knew I must act.
And so our next order of business will be burning man!
And so the Coon had returned with the dark lord Cthulhu!
And somebody was in there,
And still, there is no sign of Captain Hindsight.
And Tammy Bretz at work is just a know it all.
And tell them they should have used a nonbleaching cleanser.
And that darn oil gotall up in my scrimp
And that they are manipulative, uncaring, vagina faces!
And that your crunchy with some mint,
And that's another think.
And the back of my head hit the tree,
And the BP oil company accidentally unleashes Cthulhu,
And the environment is being poisoned.
And the fire is so massive, we can't get to them.
And the kids at school are starting to get pissed at me.
And the question everybody is asking is where is Captain Hindsight?
And the rescue effort seems futile.
And the whole world is gonna be watching!
And the worst part?
And then he screams, "I'll smash your teeth in."
And then on the roof they should have built it with a more reinforced structure
And then you see that building to the left, Yes!
And there seems to be no hope for man.
And there's nothing to eat!
And they conflict with what we want to accomplish.
And they were all like noooooo!
And they're making all the ones who moved in move out,
And they're taking down all the Jersey owned shops.
And this Captain Hindsight is everywhere.
And those two geeky computer guys.
And to all those affected, I want to say
And tomorrow, we are gonna wipe em all out!
And we gave our sons allowances and stopped getting high every night.
And we need your help.
And we're gonna be finishing off with a chocolate pecan pie.
And we're gonna top that with a little creme fraiche.
And we're gonna top that with some nice creme fraiche.
And what about Cthulhu's power?
And with all my strength,
And you assholes never remember!
And you called him a bastard!
And you have witnessed the very worst of mankind.
And you must have many questions.
And you screamed, oh my God,
Another crisis in the gulf of Mexico as the oil company DP has
Another lovely woman needs me.
Apparently, a town called South Park,
Appears to have caused even greater problems.
Are my friends downstairs in the secret base?
Are you ready for your therapy?
Are you talking about my family?
Aren't those the goth kids?
As America wonders what happened to Captain Hindsight, some
As for me, you're a heartless, backstabbing Jersey boy,
As many of you already know, everything east of the Rockies
As people looked on and cheered for the Coon, he clawed and
As president of DP oil I want to say... We're sorry.
As public anger towards the BP
As the Coon explained how the disaster could be stopped,
As we walked along the road to the grocery store, my
As you can see in those papers,
Ask Al Qaeda for help? After what they did to us?
Assholes!
At Sizzler, when you were yelling muff cabbage, what's that?
At some point, he might start suspecting something.
Attention to the next villainous scourge.
Aw, stupid commercials.
Aw, what?
Baby baby baby Oh baby baby baby etc, etc. ~gags~
Baby, I know you're asking me to stay.
Back away. This is for the safety of all of us.
Back from where?
Back to our secret base!
Be the bigger person, Sharon
Because even Cthulhu knows what
Because his mom's a Jersey asshole doesn't mean he is.
Because I could realize I should have killed you all!
Because I want to return it now,
Because it pisses Cartman off beyond belief.
Because now you can't park any fire trucks where you really need to.
Because there are some super powers that make yours look like nothing.
Because Utah is between Colorado and California.
Become the newest member of Coon and friends.
Behind you!
Being quote "a dick."
Berries that have the power to fuel nearly anything.
Best of all shake weight tells you when your workout is finished
Biggest party in the world baby!
Biggest seller the past four months!
Billing is 9.95 for each 60 second period.
Bobby flay about to kick my ass
Boring!
Born and raised. I wasn't even called Sheila back then.
BP is taking full responsibility
BP tried to solve the problem by drilling on the moon.
Bradley actually had super powers.
Bravely taking out every whole foods left in the country.
Breaking news here in the Gulf, Tom.
Bring back my friends!
Bring change and fight injustice, as the all new Coon and friends.
Burning man is the biggest hippie festival in the world,
Busted.
But Bradley Biggle is no ordinary fourth grader!
But bring my friends back, wuss!
But California cannot afford helping you at this time.
But darn it, we need your help.
But didn't think drilling into it would prove problematic.
But don't worry, I'm actually not here to fight you!
But dude, there must be something in your past
But even the other heroes do not know, that unlike them, I do have a power.
But first,
But for years cultists have tried to bring them into our world.
But he actually had a bon appetit magazine hidden inside it.
But he would listen to Gordon ramsay.
But he'll kill you!
But he's not that retarded.
But I believe I've come up with a solution.
But I literally herd sheep.
But I think we better find out.
But I told you. It's just a Jersey thing.
But I... but the Coon said if I took the pictures he'd let me
But if you're really looking for a workout
But instead, they caused the dark lord Cthulhu to emerge.
But it was too late.
But life is still totally freakin' gay.
But locking Kyle in a meat freezer, he could die.
But now the Hindsight that has
But now, I realize you can take the fetus out of Jersey,
But now, something has happened which even I cannot fight alone.
But our two worlds collided, and soon Mint and Berry were one.
But sometimes, a Coon must be cuddly and cute.
But that that was an improvement.
But the conditions in the Gulf are still delaying our departure.
But the dark lord is wreaking havoc everywhere and...
But then a freakish accident
But then what exactly is your super power?
But there's a group of super
But they drill too much,
But they drilled again, and tore open a portal into another dimension.
But to be a part of Coon and Friends, you have to have a clear and more superhero kind of identity.
But we get the headquarters and all the equipment.
But we're all equal.
But we're just sitting here smoking cigarettes like before.
But when did you have... I don't remember.
But with any luck I might find the reason for my powers.
But you can't take Jersey out of the fetus.
But you guys, what should I do?
But you still have it in you. You saved my life.
But you were sent here to stop evil from taking over the earth,
But you were supposed to be grounded in your room.
By chiming, and releasing a cooldown spray.
By getting some extra virgin olive oil into the pan.
By turning in place and saying the magic word!
Cafeteria fraiche.
Calls for help are pouring in, you've got to get out to the gulf.
Can I ask you a question?
Can I have a pop tart?
Can I help you?
Can I just get some God damn tater tots?!
Can I try something?
Can we get some food please?
Can we try a helicopter?
Can you sit down?
Can't be healthy, delicious and gourmet?
Can't we just go to bed and start fresh in the morning?
Can't you see that if we fall, California is next?
Cannot go to sleep mode.
Captain Hindsight is our protector and guardian.
Captain Hindsight, Captain Hindsight please come in.
Captain Hindsight, thank God you've come.
Captain Hindsight, the dolphins that those volunteers have cleaned of oil are dying.
Captain Hindsight, the hero of the modern age.
Captain Hindsight!
Captain Hindsight.
Captain Hindsight.
Captain Hindsight... sir?
Cartman tore our base up.
Cartman you are the bad guy, not us.
Cartman, if you team up
CEO of DP.
Channel blocked?
Chaos, why did you take those pictures?
Chinstrap.
Clearly something is wrong with me.
Clyde, do you hear me?
Clyde... Clyde, I told you this morning to take the garbage out!
Collect that oil.
Colorado kids are being a little super human themselves.
Come back you fat piece of shit!
Come back!
Come back!
Come on now, almost finished!
Come on you guys!
Come on, Coon friends.
Come on, get into it.
Come on, hurry.
Come on, just really fast.
Come on, people!
Come on, wait up!
Come on, we don't want to be seen hanging around him.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come out, now, make it easy on yourself.
Commissioner? Yes.
Company grows, their president released this statement.
Continues his rampage of destruction and terror,
Convincing a giant creature from another dimension to do
Cooking's dumb.
Cool! So what's next for Coon and friends?
Cool.
Coon actually in the group, but they let him go because he was
Coon and friends alert!
Coon and friends alert!
Coon and friends alert!
Coon and friends alert!
Coon and Friends alert.
Coon and friends have been unsuccessful.
Coon and friends ho!
Coon and friends turn their
Coon and friends, let's head out!
Coon and friends!
Coon sense started tingling.
Coon slide 2
Coon vision on.
Coon volume up.
Coon, I'm sorry but we're kicking you out of Coon and friends.
Could it be a riddle, Mysterion?
Couldn't be.
Countless times.
Creatures from another dimension continue to wreak havoc in the gulf.
Creatures from that dimension are now wreaking havoc in the Gulf.
Creme fraiche!
Creme fraiche!
Creme fraiche.
Cthulhu and other beings are from this city,
Cthulhu has shat on the runway at the New Orleans airport, and
Cthulhu is gonna squash all the happy go lucky conformists.
Cthulhu isn't alive or dead, alright.
Cthulhu isn't behaving as most scientists had speculated Tom,
Cthulhu just wants chaos, bedlam and madness.
Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Cthulhu sees all.
Cthulhu this guy too!
Cthulhu, banish them to a dark oblivion please.
Cthulhu!
Cthulhu!
Cthulhu! Dude, over here!
Cthulhu.
Cthulhu.
Cthulhu's track record for complete dominance and interdimensionary rule is
Currents and swells, that's it.
Customer!
Cuu talu ca tuulu
Cuz I paid for it, you stupid bitch.
Dad you aren't ever going to be a celebrity chef!
Dad, no!
Dad, what are you doing?
Dad, what are you doing?
Dad, you know mom doesn't want you watching food channels.
Dad, you're a geologist!
Dad's trying to be our new school chef.
Daddy time. It's daddy tv time.
Dammit where is that creme fraiche?
Damn it ! I'm not working for the military anymore, krueger.
Damn it... thanks, Freddy.
Danielle is being a stupid bitch.
Dark deities that existed before man.
Darkness has taken over our town.
Deconstructed and topped with a nice parmesan aioli.
Deep down inside, you're a monster, but you're my little monster.
Delivering full flavor and an intense crunch?
Delivering full flavor and an intense crunch?
Destroyed San Francisco,
Did that really just happen?
Did you find the painful source of your hoarding problems mister mackey ?
Did you see the scratch?
Did you smell raspberries? I smell raspberries.
Dimension brings about 3,000 years of darkness, Tom.
Dimension, perhaps we can work together.
Do it faster.
Do it.
Do not panic.
Do not stop your arms.
Do we really have to resort to that?
Do you have any idea what a curse it is to have perfect 20/20 hindsight?
Do you know Mintberry Crunch?
Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?
Do you remember last week when I got really, really drunk?
Do you think the dark lord Cthulhu is gonna make us go to school?
Do you think the moon can take it?
Do you understand me? You better get that to your fat head.
Don't anybody move!
Don't care.
Don't fucking tell me what to do. I'm a client here.
Don't let it get away. Where is it?
Don't listen to him Cthulhu!
Don't make me be Courtney Love.
Don't touch me, I'll give a hoot, ok?
Don't try and deny it.
Don't you just wanna get in there!
Don't you just...
Don't you just...
Don't you pull my friend's hair, you bitch.
Don't you talk about my family.
Double rainbow, you guys.
Down upon the burning man festival, Tom.
DP, we no longer fuck the earth, we DP it.
Dream conundrum.
Drill, Of course.
Drilled here, here and here at the same time.
Dude Colorado is that way!
Dude, I'm sorry, but we still aren't getting it.
Dude, Kenny! What'dya run away for?
Dude, Kenny. Chill out.
Dude, Mysterion, it's your parents!
Dude, thanks for getting us
Dude, that little kid is hardcore goth.
Dude, that was awesome!!!
Dude, that's right, the bullies didn't even beat me up that day.
Dude, whatever happened with those bullies,
Dude, where the fuck are we?
Dude, who said you could put a big siren in my parents house?
Dude, why would the goth kids worship Cthulhu?
Dude, you're freakin' out Mintberry Crunch.
Dude! Is he... Oh Jesus!
Dude.
Ears out to here.
Edited by dedicated South Park fan SK Matthyas who got too tired of too many crappy subs out there for this episode! Die hippies!
Emperor Akishino, we need Japan's help.
Eric Cartman!
Eric, are you listening to me?
Eric, I talked to you about beating up your friends, didn't I?
Eric, what have we talked about with that language?
Eric, you do not beat up your friends.
Eric? Poosie?
Even death may die!
Even if the pictures are fake, I can't take it anymore!
Even though I started it and the secret base is in my house.
Even though they had once been his friends.
Even though we always still get invited.
Ever, you rat dog,
Every day it's booby flay this,
Every night, you take a crap on their doorstep.
Every night, you take a crap on their doorstep.
Everything all right, Fred?
Evil assholes Kyle and Stan and those guys are.
Excuse my language, but that bitch needs her fucking head examined.
F..Fellas?
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
Faster.
Faster.
Faster.
Faster.
Feel the burn.
Fighting for peace and the American way.
Fine, but when Utah is taken over, then who is next?
Fine, but you Japs will all be eating hoagies in a month.
Fine, Cartman, you really want me in there...
Fine! You'll be hearing from my la the Coon's lawyer, sir!
Firefighters are having no luck.
Flying through gates of madness
For cleaning up the spill in the gulf.
For months he was able to use his new powers for good,
For months now, I have been protecting my town from crime.
For more on the story, we go to Chicago.
For old time's sake?
For you!
Fraiiiiche.
Friends were probably just fine without him!
From a dimension far awaaaayyyy
From beyond petroleum to dependable petroleum.
From now on, we vote
From toxic spills, to unjust wars there's no task too large for
Fuck all you!
Fuck me you can't cook!
Fuck me!
Fuck New Jersey!
Fuck off dork.
Fuck this psycho bitch. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck you Kenny!
Fuck.
Fucking hippies!
Fucking Mint Berry fucking Crunch.
Gather around, believers in good,
Gaww!
Gentlemen, my attempts to recruit Captain Hindsight into
Get back kids it isn't safe.
Get down to the volunteers
Get her, Sharon!
Get him to the meat locker.
Get it off of me.
Get out of here, you piece of cabbage.
Get out of here.
Get out of my room, twerp!
Get that all over there.
Get the perimeter secure.
Get this kid out of here. I have to think.
Get your coat.
Get your finger up there a little more.
Get yours today!
Give a hoot don't pollute, and touching his penis with his wing.
Give every copy of the pictures to me now!
Give it to me you prick!
Give shake weight a break.
Give them hell, Al Qaeda.
Give up on your dream!
Give up you wanka!
Give us a hand.
Go ahead and do your work, Billy.
Go ahead.
Go away, Cartman.
Go away, mom! I hate you!
Go back to my room and pretend nothing happened?
Go back to your other job right now.
Go home, and I've missed like four days of school now cuz... Alright, enough!
Go on in, Bradley.
Go on!
Go to your room! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME!
God Bless you Captain Hindsight.
God bless you!
God dammit, why don't dark lords fucking listen?
God dammnit! We have got to get that guy into Coon and friends!
God damn. Yeah!
Good and justice.
Good bye, everyone!
Good idea. Yes, yes Of course!
Good, I have your attention.
Good, you're all here.
Good!
Good!
Good.
Good.
Good. Cuz if I had to go to PE class again, I was gonna kill myself.
Goodbye, shake weight.
Goodbye.
Gordon ramsay says you suck.
Gordon ramsay that.
Got all agro on some decent Jersey folks.
Got some people trapped inside a dream.
Got to find a way past it.
Governor,
Grab her legs Mysterion!
Great work!
Ha ha ha!
Had taken an interest in your cafeteria food!
Hail Cthulhu!
Halfway across the country,
Hardcore goth.
Harder!
Harder!
Harder!
Harder.
Harder.
Harder.
Have a power that normal humans do not have.
Have everyone else be your slaves.
Have so.
Have unleashed the dark and mighty Cthulhu.
Have you heard of the shake weight?
Have you noticed how yellow that bitch's teeth are?
Have you seen how big that bitch's ears are?
Have you seen my creme fraiche?
Haven't had an old fashioned in a long time.
Hay, you've got your fucking head up your ass, don't you!
He brined that for an hour in the fridge
He can't. Don't you get it?
He does kind of look like him, dude,
He had to put a stop to the evil villains,
He has risen, and soon all will be under his rule.
He has to be put away, and he has to be put away now.
He means we need to discuss things with you!
He must have come for my help!
He promised everything would change if we worshiped him,
He tried out all his recipes here and left me with the mess.
He was barking, and he scratched it.
He was sitting on the toilet flambeing a pork chop.
He won't listen to us,
He's come to help us.
He's even starting to look like he's from Jersey.
He's getting worse. The Jersey in him is coming out.
He's going to help me get rid of you guys,
He's like some freelance butt hole scab.
He's lonely.
He's merely a small piece of Coon and friends,
He's not going to listen to us.
He's peed his pants.
He's still questioning that new prisoner.
Hears all.
Hears of the disaster on the news while with his friends.
Heh who's a sleepy little man?
Hello and welcome to progressive.
Hello Cthulhu, I heard you haven't been berry nice.
Hello there, children!
Hello, Freddie.
Hello, Mr. Bin Laden.
Hello, my son.
Hello.
Hello. I'm Tony Hayward.
Hello. I'm Tony Hayward.
Help you find anything?
Helping out with the cooking!
Henrietta! Your little brother wants to play with you
Here is some cab fare.
Here they come
Here we go!
Here, do you need some money or anything?
Here's your prize!
Hey Cthulhu.
Hey fat boy!
Hey fellows...fellows could you let me out please?
Hey guys.
Hey ladies, are you looking for a better workout?
Hey look, we did what you told us!
Hey Mysterion! Wait up!
Hey no, no all you people get out of here.
Hey Stan, have you seen my...
Hey wait a minute.
Hey ya'll!
Hey you guys are just repeating what that Hindsight guy said.
Hey, can I see the double rainbow fellas?
Hey, dudes.
Hi mom.
Hi there, I'm Amanda.
Hi, right, Gordon, yeah.
Hi, sweetie. You got to meet our new neighbors.
Hi, sweetie. You got to meet our new neighbors.
Hindsight is taken care of.
Hindsight. That isn't Courtney Love.
Hindsight's a bitch, isn't it?
His conscious would remember woodsy's voice saying
History and the means for summoning them.
Hmm. All right.
Hmm... Right.
Hold on! Wait!
Holy shit dude!
Holy shit, dude!
Home stretch.
How about a quick workout,
How about a quick workout?
How about a quick workout.
How did that thing get there, Randy?
How do I fight him?
How do I fight him?
How do we get pictures of him naked with Courtney Love
How do you know that wasn't your therapy?
How do you know that, Mrs. Broflovski?
How do you want to help people suffering in the gulf crisis?
How was it that Mint and Berry came together
How, by Jove.
How, dude?
How'd you get so good at this?
How's it goin?
Human Kite!
Humans who are going to stop at nothing to stop you!
Hurt my throat, because he push it right here,
I actually have a power
I almost got in trouble for it.
I am Mysterion.
I believe I have something that can help him deal with that oil crisis, sir.
I believe that if we drilled
I believe they did install a back up safety valve Captain Hindsight.
I can hide it. Nobody ever has to know.
I can try to banish them to a dark oblivion for all eternity.
I can't die.
I can't die.
I can't ever let anybody know.
I can't help anyone right now.
I can't sleep, Sharon.
I can't sleep!
I can't take it anymore.
I can't. I don't know what happened to all my tools.
I CARE!!!
I carried you in my stomach, I lived in Newark.
I completely blocked it from my memory, mkay.
I cooked so you guys clean up.
I didn't realize there were different models.
I die all the time!
I do, bro.
I don't care how long I've had it,
I don't find that hard to believe at all.
I don't have time!
I don't have to take your shit. I'm from Jersey.
I don't know but, I feel like I've been here before.
I don't know how to fix what's wrong but please,
I don't know what to do, Sheila.
I don't know why, but we're seeing a huge trend in crime.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't need to look good to keep your father interested in me.
I don't quite get it.
I don't really like working out in public.
I don't really work out.
I don't remember what they did,
I don't see any other choice.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think we're gonna last very long out here.
I don't want any part of therapy.
I don't want to live in West Jersey any more than you.
I don't want to tell him either.
I don't want to tell him.
I don't want you here!
I done with cleaning, thank you. Please sorry!
I drag Cthulhu back to the depths from whence he came!
I drank heavily and punched a lot of bitches in the face.
I get drunk. I don't remember things.
I get that you're half man and half berry,
I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like 'oh hey.
I gotta get to work.

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