💬 South Park - Season 23

A "greener" car in the fight against climate change.

A bacterial infection? In her stomach?

A brutal act of terror in an American town.

A bunch of..

A bunch of...

A classification of cannabis,

A common household turkey baster.

A conscientious objector?

A couple of the other guys offered, too.

A death metal band is never gonna make real money anymore.

A dream that that we could actually do something

A fecal transplant, Harriet.

A fecal transplant.

A few weeks ago, I was sent somewhere.

A few weeks ago.

A guy who believed in integrity!

A hip family just trying to get by.

A little Christmas Snow?

A little co‐dependent. Yeah, like you and the mummy

A little cold weather stand in your way.

A little interview, and hopefully more.

A little of your mom's poop and put it in this jar?

A little quieter.

A little something special.

A lot of magic.

A lot of people care about the environment and sustainability.

A lot of people in town are coming out to support him.

A lot of people want things from Tom Brady.

A lot of room for improvement

A lot of students are protesting!

A lot of the guys here are posers, though.

A nice little toy from the toy chest.

A nightmare for me. Goodbye, mother.

A present that the mummy got for you?

A really hard time right now.

A two day long competition of tests built to push athletes

A Vital Lacerda's "Escape Plan," or a Uwe Rosenburg euro.

A‐And do you feel like maybe the mummy's trying to,

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!!

Aah! Watch it, dork.

Abajo con Estados Unidos!

About an hour and a half of conflict,

About getting fecal transplants, too,

About health and nutrition ‐‐ should be somehow

About how electroshock therapy can help people

About me winning the Strong Woman Competition.

About others and you're only thinking for yourself!

About school clubs in our country.

About the fun we have in store for you.

About what happened in town last night.

About what? About Sophie Gray!

Actually, gang, when need to rewrite the whole second act.

Affects the way my body processes sugar.

Afraid to have any opinions on this stuff,

After all that yogurt and crap they gave me at the hospital.

After they talk?

Agh!

Ah poop.

Ah, must be more customers.

Ah, that, that's amazing.

Ah! [ Shouts ]

Ahghggh!! No necesita protector solar!

Ahh! We gotta fight 'em, Towelie! Help! Someone help us!

Alejandro isn't putting on his sunscreen!

Alejandro isn't ringin' his bell!

Alejandro, the Whites do not use mobile devices after 7:00 P.M.

Alejandro! Get down from there this minute!

Alejandro! There's few enough of us as it is!

Alejandro! What have we told you?!

Alive...

All along, they were trying to tell me something.

All county immunization round up?

All different kinds of monsters!

All hail the Communist Party.

All hands on deck! We gotta take these monsters down!

All I think about is

All I want is to have a discussion.

All I wanted was to be able

All I've got is this little bottle of peppermint schnapps,

All my weed is in there!

All new kids, el nombre

All of them.

All of us have trillions of microscopic critters

All our new customers in China!

All over me...

All over the state, people are turning vegan

All Santa is saying

All still need the Internet to stream, right?

All that matters is Tegridy Farms now!

All that much to you.

All that plant food could be used

All the festive snow you love without that pesky marijuana.

All the places that serve shitty food

All the problems our generation is inheriting.

All the rest of our community agrees to this.

All the stadiums, fast food restaurants,

All their Christmas spirits.

All this talk about Disney+ and CBS Max

All this time, we were worried

All those stands and seeds, they just go to waste, man.

All Whites wear a sunscreen! Put it on right now!

ALL: Awwwww... I can't shoot anyone?

All: Hey, Sophie.

All: Yeah!

Along with our science center.

Alright let's hear it for little Danny Ray, folks. [ Crying ]

Alright listen, somebody obviously took

Alright, Alejandro, but you have

Alright, alright. Bring him in!

Alright, Archaeologist Butters.

Alright, China!

Alright, everyone, are we enjoying the festivities?!

Alright, everyone, listen up.

Alright, everyone. Listen up.

Alright, f f fellas, just like we rehearsed it.

Alright, folks, we are now ready for the main event!

Alright, guys. Let's be the heroes this town needs.

Alright, here you go guys!

Alright, here you go.

Alright, I'll lock my own ass up.

Alright, men! Let's take these monsters out!

Alright, now, the student book fair is coming up next week.

Alright, Towelie, what is this ‐‐ Whoa!

Alright, up next we have four of

Alright, well, you know what they say

Alright, who's the asshole?

Alright, youngin, we can do this the easy way

Alright!

Alright! That's it everyone! Nothing to see here.

Alright? If I see any [bleep] Mexican sombreros,

Alright.

Alright. Alright. Um, proud of our team today.

Alright. Here you go.

Alright. I'm on it!

Alright. Let's role play.

Alright. That should just about do it.

Alright. That's it, guys!

Alright. Wrap it up. Shut this down.

Alto! Ahghg! Alto!

Aluminum foil and some scissors.

Am I just an Airbnb in Santa Clarita?

Am I the only person here

Ammonia and antifreeze, one tablespoon each.

Ancient love curse not fit for any child.

And And I said I believe that "health and disease

And a bad husband.

And a big, triumphant resolution.

And a commitment to a three act structure

And a conscientious objector.

And a couple bottles to take home.

And a little Rocky Mountain Cocaine.

And a medium beverage...

And a one and a two and a

And ain't nobody caught this youngin! [ Squealing ]

And all hail Tegridy Weed.

And all that starts with me.

And all you do is get shit on.

And also the champion in Women's MMA fighting

And also, I'm addicted to cocaine.

And anybody who would betray their ideals

And are now going up inside your nostrils

And beating you at all the board games.

And besides, I don't want to risk immunizations

And claims the neighbors who came forward

And community is what matters.

And dice and thematic shit.

And drinking‐related accidents occur?

And drown babies."

And eating more ethical sustainable meat.

And every time I beat another woman,

And everyone just seems fine with it.

And fight for those who are marginalized,

And finally work on changing, right?

And follow me into the bathroom.

And for the weed. Where you going?

And gave it to Mrs. Biggle

And gave me a joint in prison.

And gave me hope...

And get the Chinese people as customers.

And had me sent to a migrant detention center.

And he squeals like a little pig.

And he's...He's just the biggest Patriots fan.

And Heather Swanson will beat any other woman

And her HPV vaccination.

And hey, if it happens to be more ethical and sustainable,

And his lawyer told me what to say to get off

And hope that he somehow forgives us.

And hopefully the season finale really brought it all home.

And how much of this equals that many victory points

And I bought this "Jedi Fallen Order."

And I can move away from here?

And I can send my goo through a network of pipes

And I can tell you that, as a White,

And I can't sleep at night.

And I didn't stop to think that...for you guys,

And I do believe we have found a compromise.

And I don't know if I am anymore!

And I get it from both sides

And I hate living on a farm so I started writing songs.

And I hope I can especially inspire

And I love "The Mandalorian."

And I promise you that none of your students

And I started acting like a towel.

And I think I might be able to work out a deal

And I think I speak for Pooh and Piglet and all of Disney

And I think you'll see on this tour

And I want some answers.

And I wish marijuana was illegal again!

And I yell, "For Waterdeep"! And I kick it in the balls!

And I'll see what I can do.

And I'm gonna need some loud music and some barbecue.

And I'm gonna smoke 'em.

And I'm just your whipping boy!

And I'm not gonna forget them anymore

And I'm successful!

And if I want to do death metal, I can! It's a free country!

And if the Chinese don't want you,

And if you dare call me a transphobe again,

And in Women's Wrestling.

And is it correct you just starting identifying as female

And isolating them behind bars

And it hits with a 17!

And it is time to let everyone know

And it is, Shelly. We're having a great time.

And it just about destroyed my

And it was the same thing. This is terrible.

And it's barely enough for my drive home.

And it's gonna be the best Christmas ever!

And it's past phone use time!

And just go to streaming services

And just talk to you guys about it.

And last night it came to me.

And lastly, heed my [bleep] words ‐

And look over the town lights together?

And make her feel at home.

And manipulative psychopath who's narcissistic behavior

And might need a boost.

And mixing with trillions of other little bugs

And most of our miniatures gaming happens in that area.

And move back to town, and sort of live our lives

And nearly poisoned everyone with your Halloween Special.

And Nichole is a Tiefling Warlock.

And no matter how awful I am...

And no other female fighter is as explosive as Heather Swanson.

And nobody cares about books on Halloween, Shelley!

And not signing up for anything

And not something to be exploited

And nothing makes Blade Jaggart more crazy

And now back to "PC Babies!"

And now he's got us both by the balls.

And now I just used a word to shame people

And now I'd like for you to hear from my friend Scott,

And now reality is setting in.

And now she has a problem with cocaine.

And now this mummy is destroying everything around me.

And now we aren't selling enough weed to keep up with our costs.

And now you assholes are all just getting high?!

And now, all the money we do make

And now, everybody, if you don't mind.

And now, there's a new weed

And now, there's less Whites.

And of course it wouldn't be Colorado weed

And often finishing before they absolutely have to.

And PC Babies cry about everything!

And place it in your anus.

And please do remember your tour guides work on tips.

And processed with tons of salt just like all my favorite foods!

And put into camps!

And put it up our asses with a Turkey baster!

And put it up your mom's anus.

And say it's fine for people to grow their own weed?

And Scott!

And Scott.

And serious business is just what we're after.

And serve shitty goo.

And she has diabetes!

And she's being a dick.

And she's watching "Mandalorian" at my house!

And shit on a fucking extreme prime.

And show people just how much they still need us!

And so he's been, like, kicked out.

And so I would like to inform you all

And so please welcome the founder of Incredible Meat.

And so we're all inspired this woman's competing.

And so you have an unfair advantage over me!

And so you tainted it, didn't you?!

And sometimes I have...[ Sounds fades ]

And sometimes, we all need a little pick me up,

And sometimes...

And Stan heard that and got pissed off

And start to grow it inside your mother.

And Stephen said he'd give me some of his seeds

And swap the accusations, to make yourself a victim?

And teaching them to fear the U.S. government.

And teamed up with the fine people in your community.

And th th they didn't catch you anyway.

And that is totally fine!

And that's all that happened.

And that's being the best.

And that's exactly what a transphobe would say!

And that's Tegridy.

And that's what we have for school lunch now?

And that's why I'm the best!

And the hot tub maybe right here.

And the kid was just left to sit and plan revenge?

And the meat industry is one of the biggest ‐‐

And the next it's sending me selfies like nothing happened!

And the one question on your mind is most likely,

And the President of the United States today

And then finally... fight back with a passion

And then I smoked that joint.

And then it said I was being narcissistic!

And then the monster will have to accept what it is

And then you let half the town into my room

And then, the ladies went and stuck it up their asses.

And then, you go and make this shit.

And there, we do our deck and engine builders.

And there's one thing you have that nobody else does ‐‐

And these symptoms will all go away.

And they can't do anything about it.

And they said they only do them for "medical reasons."

And they use the rules to, like, make us look stupid.

And they're they're going into your mouth

And they're Oh, where are the little kiddos?!

And they're shitting everywhere!

And things are getting worse.

And this is definitely garbage.

And this month, we're celebrating

And to sometimes have food for those of us

And trans athletes everywhere.

And treasonous pig, Rudy Giuliani, had this to say.

And trillions and trillions live inside your body.

And try all the Tegridy products.

And try to force immunizations on me

And trying to make America great?

And ultimately, it was his playfulness in sports

And um, this is a song I wrote about

And we can't even get any weed to make us feel better!

And we didn't realize

And we don't have to deal with Harriot anymore.

And we must say "no more."

And we need everyone out there who who don't think

And we thought how nice it would be for us...

And we're sorry for stealing it from you, Harriot.

And welcome to the CDC Child Immunization challenge.

And what do I get for it?!

And what does her mother have to say about this?

And what does the mummy get to do?

And what's a Mexican Joker gonna do?

And who are we to stand in their way?

And who laid all that cable

And will be starting her scholastic adventures

And yet the movie doesn't take the time

And you are a towel!

And you can eat a lot of 'em and not feel bloated.

And you can round up families and send them away?

And you get people to buy it?

And you know what I thought?

And you need to face all your wrong doings,

And you're left to play only solo board games.

And you've tried to hold him down!

And, actually, if just one person doesn't

And, again, I think the offense has

And, hey, we hope you all enjoyed the season too.

And, more importantly, I hope you can see

And, Mr. Marsh, you must be pretty excited.

And, um...

Angry, m'kay?

ANNOUNCER #2: Tegridy Weed.

Announcer #2: You're watching "Canada Ploos!"

Announcer: ...karat gold.

ANNOUNCER: A beautiful day in Morrison, Colorado,

Announcer: All‐natural Tegridy cocaine,

ANNOUNCER: Alright, and that is Dr. Chet Molwinns

Announcer: And now back to "One For the Ladies"!

ANNOUNCER: Dear Lord, we are goin' on 16 minutes here

ANNOUNCER: Good evenin', everybody,

Announcer: It's one for the ladies!

ANNOUNCER: Now taking pre orders for season two.

ANNOUNCER: The Tegridy farms Halloween Special, brought to you by...

ANNOUNCER: The Tegridy Farms Halloween Special!

ANNOUNCER: There he goes folks! Dear Lord, he's a slippery one.

Announcer: There's somethin' about the holiday season.

Announcer: We now return to "One for the Ladies."

Announcer: You're watching "Canada Ploos,"

Announcer: You're watching "Crab People" on HBO Max.

Another bus load coming in!

Another busload?! Oh, criminy!

Another one of the guys said that.

Any child not immunized is about to be.

Any time, anywhere!

Any words for the challenger, Ms. Woman?

Anything depicting people from lowâincome households

Anything happen while we were gone?

Anything wrong. It's all me.

Apparently, the outbreak started at a restaurant,

Aqui es maravillosa! Divertida!

Are all around you all the time.

Are being overrun by bad bacteria.

Are leaders who motivate by example

Are ones that are approved by China.

Are people not liking the Christmas special so far?

Are they a part of me?

Are we gonna play, like, a four on four skirmish

Are you a cop?

Are you actually saying that hemp,

Are you done now? Can I hang up?

Are you feeling what I'm feeling?

Are you from Pixar?

Are you gonna go eat somewhere

Are you guys completely stupid?!

Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?

Are you just... not gonna come home?

Are you prisoners here?

Are you the owner of this restaurant?

Aren't you worried about what you're creating here?

Arghhhhhh yeah!

Around Thanksgiving.

As girls constantly invade with their unfairness.

As soon as she said she watches "Mandalorian,"

As we get ready for the 6th Annual

As Winnie the Pooh.

As you know,

As you know, there are several students

As you know, this school is a place

Asshole.

At Christmastime.

At least we learned that freedom of speech

At the school!

Autumnfest? Stan's concert?

Available soon at a store near you.

Aw, come on, Dad!

Aw, come on, Mrs. Cartman, all major medical organizations

Aw, come on!

Aw, come on. That's ridiculous.

Aw! Not this shit again!

Aww, why does it matter?

Babies drowning in irrigation 'n such.

Back when we were together, he was such an asshole.

Bacteria and other organisms.Eugh!

Badmouthing the Chinese government?!

Barbecue?

Based...

Bay! Bay!

Be a mom.

Beat me up?

Because after a hard day of forced labor,

Because Christmas is a...

Because he said on the phone that he has to do

Because Heather Swanson doesn't get beat.

Because I know her!

Because I'm a consciousness objector.

Because it's grown here, on a farm.

Because last holiday sea‐‐ [ Booing grows louder ]

Because my family's pissed off at me, too!

Because of some shithead that's not even from my company?!

Because of what you did to me!

Because ol' Heather Swanson here

Because our club reviews them for our gaming channel.

Because she's taking Stan trick or treating.

Because some Chinese students said

Because some rumors are floating around the school, mkay.

Because The mummy says you two got in some kind

Because then you're all gonna try

Because there's nothin' like a warm fire,

Because they were homegrowing their own marijuana.

Because this week, Tegridy Weed is doing a Halloween Special.

Because we have a new student who has just moved to town

Because we were political prisoners.

Because weed isn't supposed to be

Because when you do the right thing..

Because you get to go to school and have fun

Because you're afraid of how the babies are going to react.

Because you're Randy Marsh.

Because, you know, they remind me of Randy.

Because... I need to tell you something.

Been there. Saw that.

Before doing so, Mr. Marsh, do you have any words?

Before driving to the tree‐lighting ceremony!

Before we continue shooting.

Before we even start playing,

Being a White is the hardest thing ever.

Believe me, I know how that feels.

Believe what? Your text said that ‐‐ Come on!

Best burgers I ever had.

Best towel you ever had, bitch!

Bet you can't beat Nichole at "Blood Rage."

Between 10:00 and 2:00

Bien gracias y tu!! Now put it on!!

Bien, gracias. Y tu?

Bien. Gracias. Y tu?

Bien. Gracias. Y Tu?

Big boys get a toy from the toy chest.

Bill and Dave, you get supplies from the electronics store.

Biopic? You want to make the Crimson Dawn biopic?

Blocking our way into the liquor aisle.

Board games are the only thing that give me relief

Bob: We're the Whites.

Bob! Alejandro's on your phone

Boo!

Both: ♪ It's Sloppy Joe Day! ♪

Both: ♪ Sloppy Joe Day it's sloppy Joe day! ♪

Both: âª Tumbleweeds and squirrels, my darlin' âª

Both: Because in this town, it's "The Whites and The Blacks,"

Boy, people sure do have the holiday spirit now.

Boys, I brought you in here

Boys, I understand you've got a band here at the school?

Bragging about my fecal transplant.

Breaking down gender binary bigotry,

Bring the kid who manipulates the mummy

Broflovski.

Broflovski... Is that an El Salvadorean name?

Buenas dias ninos, me llamo "Heff e."

But But he'd already asked me to play the drums.

But a government organization like a school

But at times there are ramifications for the negative

But could he be the one to bring it here?

But don't take too long, huh?

But Eric greases himself up so they can't.

But everyone has hard times.

But for what?

But have you thought about what you might do

But he gets scared and runs around,

But he's very busy right now with the season.

But I can tell people it's healthy and earth friendly,

But I could give this one to a friend!

But I didn't do anything wrong!

But I don't want you to be scared, ok?

But I gotta do what's best for my youngins.

But I haven't worked a full day in weeks.

But I remember back when you, Sharon, and you, Shelley,

But I'll get him! Yeah?

But I'm gonna savor every minute.

But if he doesn't get out of it, then what happens to us?

But it doesn't get to do whatever it wants.

But it doesn't matter.

But it kind of rubbed Kyle the wrong way.

But it's engineered to replicate the taste and texture of beef.

But it's like ‐‐ It's like there's something in her head

But it's like everyone's against me.

But it's not worth living in a world where China

But it's putting everyone in danger, and that's why

But it's really fallen apart lately.

But just how many advocates has yet to be seen...

But keep eating it though.

But let's also not forget that, unfortunately,

But marijuana simply doesn't grow in the cold.

But most of all, Tegridy Weed is about family.

But nobody will care when you are.

But now I need help gettin' him his shots.

But personally, I think you guys having a problem with China

But she comes in second.

But she has diabetes!

But she just ignores everything I say!

But somehow I feel like it was my fault.

But Sophie, you're totally my type

But stop talking about climate change during lunchtime!

But that laughter is being turned into screams

But that'll take forever.Come on, guys.

But the good bacteria in your mommy's tummy

But the kids are legal citizens,

But then again, I guess family doesn't mean

But then meet us back right here.

But then she doesn't really care about trans people

But there are other students who are voicing

But there can be situations where it's...

But there's one thing you don't have...

But they sleep until about 3:00 in the afternoon every day.

But this is called "evolution."

But this is my last one.

But this is ridiculous

But to impress her, I have to get Disney+

But today, we're playing "D&D."

But we can't let up. Yeah?

But we throw away, like, tons and tons

But we want you to get a little excited

But we're stuck in here together.

But we're the ones who will pay the price.

But what'd ya all think, huh?

But when you feel like killing yourself in two years,

But where does it stop?!

But without any added ingredients.

But you are not taking my girlfriend!

But you can't think about yourself,

But you don't understand! The special!

But you don't want that stamp in ya sticka book.

But you see, It doesn't work

But you shouldn't let it freak you out.

But you'll just have to figure it out.

But, but this is Sloppy Joe Day.

But, Dad, there's this new girl at school,

But, Dad, what's wrong with people

But, guys, look behind you.

But...doesn't Mexican Joker understand

Butters Scotch?

Butters, I can't... [ Whump ]

Butters, is something going on?

Butters, your mom has so much holiday spirit

Butters: So, then I guess the school said Eric can't come here no more

BUTTERS: What are you in for?

Buzz‐kill!

By giving themselves DIY fecal transplants.

By some stupid towel!

C c c c..

C Could you grab my suitcase?

C diff has spread to half the town.

Called "Mexican Joker"?

Called C. diff.

Called the allegations against Randy Marsh

Calm down, sir! I can't understand you. Put him on speaker.

Came up from under the ground, and started eating children?

Can count on your local cable company.

Can find a way to fill that empty hole.

Can I get a couple more to take to work?

Can I give you guys my card?

Can I have time to unpack the shit in my room?

Can I help you?

Can I just check around one more time?

Can I please just enjoy my lunch for five God damn minutes.

Can somebody get me a paper towel?

Can someone explain to us why this is on our lunch trays?

Can still be at risk.

Can we buy your poop?

Can we have your poop?

Can we please get the show on the road here, guys?!

Can you believe it, gang?

Can you change it back?

Can't people see I'm trying to do

Can't you find anyone else to take 'em?

Cannot impose its will on a conscientious objector.

Cartman can't go to this school anymore?

CARTMAN: "Board Girls"?

Cartman: Hey, Butters! Wait up, dude.

Cartman: I wonder why everyone keeps taking really long pauses

CARTMAN: It is unfair!

CARTMAN: It is unfair.

Caught on their security camera.

Celebrate our grand opening ‐‐

Censoring everything I write.

China's actually a free and loving country that

Christmas! Whoo!

Clean fresh air, soothing sounds...

Clear. [ Thump ]

Clearly, she couldn't stand that you were

Clearly, you have the addiction problem,

South Park - Season 23
South Park is an iconic animated television show that has captured the hearts of audiences since its debut in 1997. With its irreverent humor, social commentary, and unfiltered comedy, South Park continues to push boundaries and tackle controversial topics with each season. Season 23, released in 2019, is no exception, delivering another hilarious and thought-provoking installment of this long-standing series. The main cast of South Park includes the talented voice actors Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who also serve as the show's creators. Parker and Stone bring life to a multitude of beloved characters such as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, each with their distinct personality and quirks. These characters have become iconic figures in popular culture, captivating audiences around the globe. Season 23 of South Park offers a fresh dose of satirical humor, tackling relevant issues that dominate the contemporary world. This season explores themes such as political correctness, streaming services, and the growing influence of technology in our lives. As always, the show pushes boundaries, fearlessly taking on controversial subjects with its unique blend of slapstick comedy and biting social commentary. In South Park - Season 23, viewers are treated to a range of memorable episodes. "Mexican Joker," for example, serves as a satirical take on the immigration crisis in the United States, confronting the absurdity of certain political responses to the situation. Another standout episode is "Tegridy Farms Halloween Special," which parodies the cannabis industry, providing a witty critique of its legalization and commercialization. One of the most notable aspects of South Park's success is its ability to remain relevant and timely. The show has a remarkable talent for commenting on current events, often responding to controversial subjects just days after they occur. This immediacy adds another layer of engagement for audiences, who appreciate the show's ability to capture the zeitgeist and deliver its irreverent take on real-world issues. For fans of South Park who want to experience the show's unique sounds, music, and dialogues, they can play and download these iconic sounds from various platforms dedicated to South Park content. These platforms offer a vast library of audio clips, quotes, and memorable moments from the show, allowing fans to relive their favorite South Park moments and share them with others. With its sharp wit, unapologetic humor, and fearless social commentary, South Park remains one of the most beloved animated television shows of all time. Season 23 continues the show's legacy, holding up a mirror to society and delivering laughs in the process. The talented cast, including Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with its bold, timely storytelling, ensures that South Park continues to captivate audiences and spark conversations long into the future.
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