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Avoid drugs and alcohol.
Fuck you Kyle.
Fucking whore.
God damn it.
God shut up. Shut up.
I am so happy that I am cured and no longer have any desire to have sex with anyone but my beautiful wife.
I am so happy.
I know I have severely disappointed all of you.
I want to say that I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behaviour.
I'm getting the fuck away from you.
It angers me that people would fabricate a story like that.
Now I can be faithful and my wife won't feel any need to get revenge by sleeping with a bunch of guys.
Ohh no.
Ohh, look what you did. You're crazy bitch.
Put the Golf Club down, you crazy bitch.
Shut up.
So I officially announced my return to golf.
Some have speculated that my wife somehow hurt or attacked me on Thanksgiving night.
Stupid Swedish cow.
Where are my fucking pals?
Will you just listen to me?
You crazy bitch.
You're overreacting, you stupid Swedish cow.
You're overreacting.