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Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.

Cast:
Bert: Bert Kreischer
Albert: Mark Hamill
Young Bert: Jimmy Tatro
Irina: Iva Babic
Alexei: Robert Maaser
LeeAnn: Stephanie Kurtzuba
Sponge: Martyn Ford
Sasha: Jess Gabor
Ashley: Rita Bernard-Shaw
Igor: Nikola Djuricko
Train Igor: Oleg Taktarov
Tatiana: Amelie Child Villiers
Fedor: Aleksandar Sreckovic
Irina's Father: Jovan Savic
Young Igor: Marko Nedeljkovic
Vanya: Set Sjöstrand
Teacher: Mercedes De La Cruz
Train Banditti #1: Vladimir Gvojic
Train Banditti #2: Aleksandar Dragutinovic
Big John: Dorde Simic
Therapist: Brian Caspe
Dog Owner: Ivana Antonijevic
DJ: Miodrag Dragicevic
Igor's Wife: Milena Predic
Scared Young Man: Andrija Nikcevic
Madison: Tea Wagner
Old Lady Villager: Dobrila Stojnic
Present Day Ashley: Rachel Moncilov
Customs Officer: Petar Cirica
Young Irina's Father: Viktor Savic
Man at Desk: Boris Fionov
Train Station Guard: Nikola Surbanovic
Female Train Officer: Ivana Jovanovic
Past Train Banditti: Lazar Miljkovic
Alexei's Henchman: Nemanja Latincic
Plane Banditti: Milorad Kapor
Old Man Villager: Radivoj Knezevic
Annika: Helen Babic
Dorm Banditti: Rade Maricic
Loogie: Stefan Stankovic
Bartender: Vladimir Aleksic
Giggles: Mladen Sovilj
Old Russian Priest: Branislav Cubrilo
Madison's Mom: LeeAnn Kreischer
Russian Thug: Emmanuel Todorov
Spring Roll: Philip Waley

Written by: Bert Kreischer, Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes

Director: Peter Atencio

Production: Shaken, Not Stirred Productions, Balkanic Media, Legendary Pictures, Uh Hundred Percent, Levity Productions

Release date: 26 May 2023

Box Office: $10,458,331

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The Machine (2023)

Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.

Cast:
Bert: Bert Kreischer
Albert: Mark Hamill
Young Bert: Jimmy Tatro
Irina: Iva Babic
Alexei: Robert Maaser
LeeAnn: Stephanie Kurtzuba
Sponge: Martyn Ford
Sasha: Jess Gabor
Ashley: Rita Bernard-Shaw
Igor: Nikola Djuricko
Train Igor: Oleg Taktarov
Tatiana: Amelie Child Villiers
Fedor: Aleksandar Sreckovic
Irina's Father: Jovan Savic
Young Igor: Marko Nedeljkovic
Vanya: Set Sjöstrand
Teacher: Mercedes De La Cruz
Train Banditti #1: Vladimir Gvojic
Train Banditti #2: Aleksandar Dragutinovic
Big John: Dorde Simic
Therapist: Brian Caspe
Dog Owner: Ivana Antonijevic
DJ: Miodrag Dragicevic
Igor's Wife: Milena Predic
Scared Young Man: Andrija Nikcevic
Madison: Tea Wagner
Old Lady Villager: Dobrila Stojnic
Present Day Ashley: Rachel Moncilov
Customs Officer: Petar Cirica
Young Irina's Father: Viktor Savic
Man at Desk: Boris Fionov
Train Station Guard: Nikola Surbanovic
Female Train Officer: Ivana Jovanovic
Past Train Banditti: Lazar Miljkovic
Alexei's Henchman: Nemanja Latincic
Plane Banditti: Milorad Kapor
Old Man Villager: Radivoj Knezevic
Annika: Helen Babic
Dorm Banditti: Rade Maricic
Loogie: Stefan Stankovic
Bartender: Vladimir Aleksic
Giggles: Mladen Sovilj
Old Russian Priest: Branislav Cubrilo
Madison's Mom: LeeAnn Kreischer
Russian Thug: Emmanuel Todorov
Spring Roll: Philip Waley

Written by: Bert Kreischer, Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes

Director: Peter Atencio

Production: Shaken, Not Stirred Productions, Balkanic Media, Legendary Pictures, Uh Hundred Percent, Levity Productions

Release date: 26 May 2023

Box Office: $10,458,331

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The Machine (2023)
Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia. Cast: Bert: Bert Kreischer Albert: Mark Hamill Young Bert: Jimmy Tatro Irina: Iva Babic Alexei: Robert Maaser LeeAnn: Stephanie Kurtzuba Sponge: Martyn Ford Sasha: Jess Gabor Ashley: Rita Bernard-Shaw Igor: Nikola Djuricko Train Igor: Oleg Taktarov Tatiana: Amelie Child Villiers Fedor: Aleksandar Sreckovic Irina's Father: Jovan Savic Young Igor: Marko Nedeljkovic Vanya: Set Sjöstrand Teacher: Mercedes De La Cruz Train Banditti #1: Vladimir Gvojic Train Banditti #2: Aleksandar Dragutinovic Big John: Dorde Simic Therapist: Brian Caspe Dog Owner: Ivana Antonijevic DJ: Miodrag Dragicevic Igor's Wife: Milena Predic Scared Young Man: Andrija Nikcevic Madison: Tea Wagner Old Lady Villager: Dobrila Stojnic Present Day Ashley: Rachel Moncilov Customs Officer: Petar Cirica Young Irina's Father: Viktor Savic Man at Desk: Boris Fionov Train Station Guard: Nikola Surbanovic Female Train Officer: Ivana Jovanovic Past Train Banditti: Lazar Miljkovic Alexei's Henchman: Nemanja Latincic Plane Banditti: Milorad Kapor Old Man Villager: Radivoj Knezevic Annika: Helen Babic Dorm Banditti: Rade Maricic Loogie: Stefan Stankovic Bartender: Vladimir Aleksic Giggles: Mladen Sovilj Old Russian Priest: Branislav Cubrilo Madison's Mom: LeeAnn Kreischer Russian Thug: Emmanuel Todorov Spring Roll: Philip Waley Written by: Bert Kreischer, Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes Director: Peter Atencio Production: Shaken, Not Stirred Productions, Balkanic Media, Legendary Pictures, Uh Hundred Percent, Levity Productions Release date: 26 May 2023 Box Office: $10,458,331
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