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The Machine (2023) Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by
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The Machine (2023)

Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.

Cast:
Bert: Bert Kreischer
Albert: Mark Hamill
Young Bert: Jimmy Tatro
Irina: Iva Babic
Alexei: Robert Maaser
LeeAnn: Stephanie Kurtzuba
Sponge: Martyn Ford
Sasha: Jess Gabor
Ashley: Rita Bernard-Shaw
Igor: Nikola Djuricko
Train Igor: Oleg Taktarov
Tatiana: Amelie Child Villiers
Fedor: Aleksandar Sreckovic
Irina's Father: Jovan Savic
Young Igor: Marko Nedeljkovic
Vanya: Set Sjöstrand
Teacher: Mercedes De La Cruz
Train Banditti #1: Vladimir Gvojic
Train Banditti #2: Aleksandar Dragutinovic
Big John: Dorde Simic
Therapist: Brian Caspe
Dog Owner: Ivana Antonijevic
DJ: Miodrag Dragicevic
Igor's Wife: Milena Predic
Scared Young Man: Andrija Nikcevic
Madison: Tea Wagner
Old Lady Villager: Dobrila Stojnic
Present Day Ashley: Rachel Moncilov
Customs Officer: Petar Cirica
Young Irina's Father: Viktor Savic
Man at Desk: Boris Fionov
Train Station Guard: Nikola Surbanovic
Female Train Officer: Ivana Jovanovic
Past Train Banditti: Lazar Miljkovic
Alexei's Henchman: Nemanja Latincic
Plane Banditti: Milorad Kapor
Old Man Villager: Radivoj Knezevic
Annika: Helen Babic
Dorm Banditti: Rade Maricic
Loogie: Stefan Stankovic
Bartender: Vladimir Aleksic
Giggles: Mladen Sovilj
Old Russian Priest: Branislav Cubrilo
Madison's Mom: LeeAnn Kreischer
Russian Thug: Emmanuel Todorov
Spring Roll: Philip Waley

Written by: Bert Kreischer, Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes

Director: Peter Atencio

Production: Shaken, Not Stirred Productions, Balkanic Media, Legendary Pictures, Uh Hundred Percent, Levity Productions

Release date: 26 May 2023

Box Office: $10,458,331
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