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Home > Bert Kreischer Soundboard
Bitch, you promised.
Goulard is fucking awesome.
He does not find me funny.
Health. I don't wanna die.
Hey, listen, you motherfucker.
I felt cause I'm fat.
I love you guys.
I think my real addiction in life is food.
I'm gonna be so excited.
I'm soaking wet. Good thing I'm hydrated.
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
I'm the machine #machine #russia #comic #comedy
It's a joke, everybody. It's a joke.
Oh my God, I'm crying and sweating right now.
Thunderstorms. There's thunderstorms.
Trust me, if Dave Chappelle hadn't taken off for South Africa. Uh-huh. And Chris Tucker hadn't found Jesus, Kevin Hart may not be working.
What's he saying?
You every time I hug a white guy, it's like hugging a dolphin.

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