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Tom Segura smiling, wearing a black jacket, showcasing his beard and blue eyes against a soft beige background.

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Thomas Weston Segura is an American stand-up comedian, writer, author, actor, and podcaster. Segura co-hosts the Your Mom's House podcast with his wife and fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky. He is also a writer, writer and author, and actor.
See also: Christina Pazsitzky, Your Mom's House, Countdown (2019 film), Bert Kreischer, Flinch (film), and Wardy Joubert III.

Fucking crazy.
Go fuck yourself.
Have I stepped into a parallel fucking universe or something?
Hello.
I have everything.
I swear on my children.
I've spread so many fucking rumors. My favorite part about rumors? Nobody verifies shit.
Is anybody else seeing this shit right now?
Make it quick.
Now it doesn't matter and I don't care.
So I'm going to talk and then you talk.
Some kind?
That's cool. I don't want that.
Trucks up.
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