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And the next time she squawks walk right up to her and spit in her eye that's what i'd do
But please! it's very important I got a permanent just for the occasion
I do believe in spooks I do I do I do I do
I do believe in spooks I do I do I do I do I do!
I'll fight you standing on one foot!
Long live the king!
Put 'em up! put 'em up! which one of you first i'll fight you both together if you want
Put your hands up you lopsided bag of hay!
Read what my medal says courage ain't it the truth! ain't it the truth!
Say get in there before I make a dime bank out of you
Shucks folks i'm speechless
Well you didn't have to go and hit me did you is my nose bleeding
What have they got that I ain't got courage!
Why don't you try counting sheep that doesn't do any good i'm afraid of them
You're right I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all I even scare myself!

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