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Are you all right sir
At last we meet for the first time for the last time
Come back, you fat bearded bitch
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb
Fine sir
Fine, how've you been?
Google stupid
Hail Skroob
How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow
I can't breathe in this thing
I knew it i'm surrounded by assholes
I'm a mog! Half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend
I'm having trouble with the radar, sir
I've got the same combination on my luggage
I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps and I've lost the creeps
If there's one thing I despise it is a fair fight
It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet
It's Megamaid, she's gone from suck to blow
Keep firing assholes
Look up my game
May the schwartz be with you
My brains are going into my feet
Never underestimate the power of the schwartz
Secret fighting your two best friends and I don't see your house in the winter pig
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Thank you for printing the self destruct button
That is my virgin alarm, it's programmed to go off before you do
The what, the what and the what?
This ship will self destruct in twenty seconds this is your last chance to push the cancellation button
Uh oh! Here comes the Bad Year blimp
We're doing it for a shit load of money
What?! They're getting all their air back, do something
What's wrong with it
Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know it all
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big
You idiots, you captured their stunt doubles