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Am I here
Am I here
And I i really do want you to consider one more thing
And I i really do want you to consider one more thing
And I want you to start having a gay relationship
And I want you to start having a gay relationship
And just don't think just start talking and I don't want you to censor and sort it out
And just don't think just start talking and I don't want you to censor and sort it out
And let me just be honest with you
And let me just be honest with you
And tell me why
And tell me why
And you believe that you you just have no
And you believe that you you just have no
Are you avoiding
Are you avoiding
Are you feeling good
Are you feeling good
Are you having sex
Are you having sex
Are you like a stalker or something
Are you like a stalker or something
Are you mad
Are you mad
Are you mad at your mom
Are you mad at your mom
Are you nuts
Are you nuts
Are you taking medication
Are you taking medication
Are you willing to stop
Are you willing to stop
But that's not what we're talking about
But that's not what we're talking about
Do you agree that you smoke
Do you agree that you smoke
Do you agree that you smoke pot
Do you agree that you smoke pot
Do you agree that you've been sexually active
Do you agree that you've been sexually active
Do you go into the store and steal groceries
Do you go into the store and steal groceries
Do you judge the rest of us the non beautiful people
Do you judge the rest of us the non beautiful people
Do you realize that this is a big problem
Do you realize that this is a big problem
Do you resent your children
Do you resent your children
Do you think about dying
Do you think about dying
Do you torture small animals
Do you torture small animals
Do you understand it all of what i'm saying
Do you understand it all of what i'm saying
Do you wanna look the best you can for your age or are you trying to be something you're not
Do you wanna look the best you can for your age or are you trying to be something you're not
Do you want a divorce
Do you want a divorce
Doctor phil
Doctor phil
Does it seem superficial to you
Does it seem superficial to you
Does it sound like a logical thing to do
Does it sound like a logical thing to do
Does that
Does that
Eight
Eight
Fair enough
Fair enough
Five
Five
Four
Four
Get over it
Get over it
Give me short answer
Give me short answer
Good
Good
Gotta run
Gotta run
He who yells loudest in last paint right
He who yells loudest in last paint right
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
How about when this is over we go do a little coke
How about when this is over we go do a little coke
How do you define success
How do you define success
How do you feel about not being trusted by your wife
How do you feel about not being trusted by your wife
How's it going
How's it going
I deserve
I deserve
I didn't do anything wrong
I didn't do anything wrong
I don't believe that's true at all
I don't believe that's true at all
I don't care about you
I don't care about you
I don't know anything
I don't know anything
I have been for a long time hey rotten little bitch
I have been for a long time hey rotten little bitch
I hope you get ass cancer and die you son of a bitch ill cut your throat
I hope you get ass cancer and die you son of a bitch ill cut your throat
I just wanted to call and remind you you don't matter
I just wanted to call and remind you you don't matter
I think you like being a victim because it's easier for you to rebelle
I think you like being a victim because it's easier for you to rebelle
I want you to start living as a gay woman
I want you to start living as a gay woman
I'm a drunk pimp
I'm a drunk pimp
I'm asking you how you feel about what you do
I'm asking you how you feel about what you do
I'm not sure what benefit you got out of being a drunk pimp
I'm not sure what benefit you got out of being a drunk pimp
I'm talking to you about the only person in this world you control and ask you
I'm talking to you about the only person in this world you control and ask you
Is that the truth or a lie
Is that the truth or a lie
Kathy
Kathy
Kathy are you there
Kathy are you there
Kathy is a marriage and family therapist
Kathy is a marriage and family therapist
Maybe
Maybe
Nine
Nine
No
No
No
No
Nobody really cares
Nobody really cares
OK
OK
One
One
Quit being mad at main and just love me again
Quit being mad at main and just love me again
Quit being mad at maine
Quit being mad at maine
Quit taking yourself so damn seriously
Quit taking yourself so damn seriously
Really
Really
Remember what I said
Remember what I said
Right now you're really playing the
Right now you're really playing the
Seven
Seven
Six
Six
So do you have like a job
So do you have like a job
So how are you doing overall
So how are you doing overall
So what do you think you want to do
So what do you think you want to do
Stephanie
Stephanie
Tell maine your best quality
Tell maine your best quality
Tell me about all the gifts and skills and abilities you have
Tell me about all the gifts and skills and abilities you have
Tell me how that's a good deal for you
Tell me how that's a good deal for you
Tell me how you feel about that
Tell me how you feel about that
Tell me what's attractive to you
Tell me what's attractive to you
Tell me why it's all about body image and not about self image
Tell me why it's all about body image and not about self image
Thanks for your call
Thanks for your call
That's a load of crap
That's a load of crap
That's OK
That's OK
There's not a thing wrong with what you just said in god bless you for claiming that right
There's not a thing wrong with what you just said in god bless you for claiming that right
This is a big deal
This is a big deal
This is going to be a changing day in your life
This is going to be a changing day in your life
This isn't eat what you kill world if you if you don't kill something you just don't go eat what he killed
This isn't eat what you kill world if you if you don't kill something you just don't go eat what he killed
Three
Three
Two
Two
Uh
Uh
Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say you know what
Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say you know what
Vincent
Vincent
Watch your question
Watch your question
Well how does that sound to you
Well how does that sound to you
Well let me ask you something
Well let me ask you something
Well my mother told me don't ever ask a woman how old they are but do you mind saying how old you are
Well my mother told me don't ever ask a woman how old they are but do you mind saying how old you are
What are the things that you're most ashamed of
What are the things that you're most ashamed of
What are you so angry about
What are you so angry about
What do you do
What do you do
What do you want from me today
What do you want from me today
What I do
What I do
What i'm telling you here is
What i'm telling you here is
What is the problem
What is the problem
What the hell are you thinking
What the hell are you thinking
What you just said is articulate it is intelligent and it is logical
What you just said is articulate it is intelligent and it is logical
What's the release that you get when you binge and purge
What's the release that you get when you binge and purge
Whatever
Whatever
Where are you from
Where are you from
Why are you so her triggered
Why are you so her triggered
Why do you have to be right why do you have to win the argue
Why do you have to be right why do you have to win the argue
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah you gotta lighten up a little bit get along in this world
Yeah you gotta lighten up a little bit get along in this world
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
You are a paranoid control
You are a paranoid control
You are divorced right
You are divorced right
You can get self righteous till the cows come
You can get self righteous till the cows come
You can just write me off and you can get mad at maine you know i'm expendable that's OK you don't you don't need maine
You can just write me off and you can get mad at maine you know i'm expendable that's OK you don't you don't need maine
You can't change what you don't acknowledge
You can't change what you don't acknowledge
You don't have the right to do that
You don't have the right to do that
You gotta grow up
You gotta grow up
You have how many children at home
You have how many children at home
You know I didn't just come in on a loaded turnips I know that
You know I didn't just come in on a loaded turnips I know that
You know what i'm not some snow here
You know what i'm not some snow here
You seem to me to be a very honest and straightforward individual
You seem to me to be a very honest and straightforward individual
You're a bitch
You're a bitch
You're gonna smoke dope and have a good time
You're gonna smoke dope and have a good time
Your bright eyed and bushy tail
Your bright eyed and bushy tail