God Soundboard Edit

A Whole Drawer For Me?

Are you sorry for are you sorry for having offended god and for all the sins of your past life

Art thou anything art thou some god some angel or some devil that mak'st my blood cold and my hair to stare

Bruce Almighty playing God

Dear father in heaven i'm not a praying man but if you're up there and you can hear me show me the way i'm at the end of my rope I show me the way o god

Don't play god just because you've got a gun

Doth Mother Know

God came down from heaven and stopped these motherfuckin' bullets

God creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs god creates man man destroys god man creates dinosaurs

God didn't do that you did it

God didn't make rambo I made him

God has a hard on for marines because we kill everything we see

God is listening what a crock of shit

God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also

I am god

I don't believe in god I believe in science

I know it sounds harsh but god does not want her to live

I know! you know it's like god wanted me to go skydiving you know jesus or jesus him too could be him yeah

I like serving the lord hiking play volleyball

If the good lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates

In your wisdom lord you took him as you took so many bright flowering young men at khe sanh at lan doc at hill 364

It's a transmitter it's a radio for speaking to god

Jesus! did you see what god just did to us man

No shrimp where the hell's this god of yours

Now I know what it feels like to be god!

Oh My God!

Oh no god will not damn a lunatic's soul

Proud men have risen up against me and men of violence seek my life but god is my helper and the lord sustains my life

Smite Me, O Mighty Smiter

That means that god came down from heaven and stopped the bullets

The lord gives the lord takes away

The lord sure makes some beautiful worlds

They even had a priest come and talk to me he said god is listening but I have to help myself

Well I happen to believe you make your own destiny you have to do the best with what god gave you

When you've got a gun you are a sort of god if you had the gun i'd be the chump and you'd be the god the gun gives you the power of life and death

Would you look at all those stars I mean you look up and you think god made all of that he still remembered to make a little speck like me kinda flattering really

You want to talk to god let's go see him together i've got nothing better to do

You're wrong about god and the guns sheriff