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Alright here I come
Do you rap that paper up back the way it was and you get it right outside right now
Hello
Hello
Hey
I can be over there in two seconds
I don't have a frickin paper
I don't know why
I got trouble right here waiting for you
I know who this is
I want my newspaper back
I want the paper you been stealing
I want you to go get the paper right now and read it to me 'cause I don't know what the hell is going on the world because I don't have a fricking paper
I'm coming over right now
I'm tired of playing with
It's fifty cents every day and I pay for the god damn paper
It's your neighbor
Let's get it all
Let's go
My paper
Now
Now we just want to get my newspaper back on a regular basis alright
OK
OK let's go
OK yeah let's go
OK you keep the door unlocked and i'll walk right in there
OK you ready
That's why i'm calling i'm trying to find out why the hell you do something like that
What
Why the hell you do something like that
Why you trying to change your voice
Yeah you stop taking my paper otherwise i'm going to kick some ass
Yeah your neighbor
Yes my newspaper every morning that comes to my house and you come over and take it and bring it to your house
You bring my paper home now
You don't talk to me like that
You don't want me in your house
You want me to come over there
You want me to kick your ass

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