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All subjects intending to handle high energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they may be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are
Although the euthanizing processes remarkably painful eight out of ten aperture science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain
Are you still there
Because despite your violent behavior the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test
Critical error
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the aperture science self esteem fund for girls it's true
Dispensing product
Do not touch the operational end of the device do not look directly at the operational end of the device do not submerge the device in liquid even partially most important lee under no circumstance...
Don't believe me here i'll put you on that's you that's how dumb you sound
Excuse me
For instance the floor here will kill you try to avoid it
For more information please attend an enrichment center electrical safety seminar
Four five overboard on the fire
Good job as part of a required test protocol we will start enhancing the truth in three two
Ha ha ha ha
Have I lied to you I mean in this room trust me leave that thing alone
Hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided in richmond center
Hey hey hey
I could take a bath in this stuff put it on serial robber tried into my eyes honestly it's not deadly at all
I don't hate you
I invited your best friend the companion cube of course he couldn't come because you murdered him
I see you
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone
I'm making more that's going to take a few minutes though meanwhile are lock it your old brother rocket turret
If you become lightheaded from thirst feel free to pass out
In richmond center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake chriqui neck
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice
It also says you were adopted so that's funny too
It says so right here in your personnel file unlikable liked by no one they better unlikable owner who's passing shall not be mourned
Maybe you should marry that things and you love it so much do you want to marry it well I won't let you how does that feel
Neurotoxin so deadly, choking. I'm kidding
No one will blame you for giving up in fact quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response
Oh somebody cut the cake I told them to wait for you but they could get any anyway they will still sell weather if you hurry back
Oh you think you're doing some damage two plus two is in base for i'm fine
OK fine doe touch it pick it up and just stuff it back into me
Please be advised that I noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol that is an unintended side effect of the aperture science material emancipation grill which may in semi rare case...
Please escort your companion cube to the aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator
Please know that we have added a consequences for failure any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record followed by death good luck
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Portal end song
Put me down
Quit now and cake will be served immediately
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said goodbye and you were like the worm and then I was all we pretended we were going to murder you
Sentry mode activated
Shall not be mourned
Sleep mode activated
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position
Thank you for helping us help you help us all
That has got to be the dumbest thing that wo wo wo wo
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it
The companion cube cannot continue through the testing state and local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here alone inconvenience you must euthanize it
The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in subject hometown killer
The enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake
The enrichment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact cannot speak
The symptoms most commonly produced by enrichment center testing are superstition perceiving inanimate objects as alive and hallucinations
There really was a cake
They've always start however keep in mind that although fun and learning other primary goals of all enrichment center activities serious injuries may occur
This aperture science material emancipation grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it for instance the aperture science weighted storage cube
Unbelievable you subject name here must be the pride of subject hometown killer
Very impressive please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success
Weighted storage cube destroyed
Well done android the enrichment center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance
Well done remember the aperture science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested
Well it has been a faithful companion your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test if it could talk and the enrichment center takes this opportunity to remind you that it c...
When I said deadly neurotoxin the deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes
Where you found me congratulations was it worth it
While safety is one of many enrichment center goals the aperture science high energy pellet seemed to the left of the chamber can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization
Who is going to make the cake when i'm gone you
Wow wow wow wow wow
You did it the weighted companion cube certainly brought you good luck
You on the other hand are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny
You use a nice your faithful companion tube more quickly than any test subject on record congratulations