Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard Edit

A song.

And don't leave your uncle tea bag hanging.

Are you serious? Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque de Soleil ever had. This is a big accusation. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing about my...

But I'm afraid I prematurely shut my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm right, I have something of a mess on my hands.

But in this business of show, you have to have the heart of an Angel and the hide. Of an elephant.

Butterscotch. Wanna lick?

Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my Thunder?

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my Thunder?

Excuse me?

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11.

I know you're looking for a twin for your illusion, and there's somebody I'd like to put in a plug for a correction. Make that 4000 plugs. Ohh. God, come on.

I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man.

I suppose I'm bi-curious.

I want to be. And after.

I will suck it up.

I'm afraid I just blew myself.

I'm looking for something that says. Dad likes leather.

No, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

Oh my God, we're having a fire sale.

Oh my God, we're having a fire sale. Ohh the burning. Evacuate all the schoolchildren. Ohh maze. This isn't a fever. Seeing Gray. Can't even see where the dog is. And scene.

OK, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over an analyst and a therapist? The world's first anal rapist?

OK, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over an analyst and a therapist? The world's first anal rapist? Yes. And you're almost arrested for those business cards.

Pro。

Show tonight. Well, I won't know officially until 8:01, but I figured if I blew myself early, I'd be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 o'clock dinner reservation.

So I'm afraid I just blew myself.

So, Tobias, I'm afraid that your wife might not actually end up here with you. You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid...

Somewhere over the rainbow. There is another rainbow.

Tell you you can sing your arrow into my buttocks anytime.

That's my point, you handsome cowboy Hugh. Oh great. And now you're mocking me, you selfish, country music loving lady. Hello. Maybe. Nice cover.

There are dozens of us. Dozens.

There's no eye in teamocil, at least not where you'd think. Go together. Let's make a choice. Sake. Timo said hello and never thought I knew you well. You know, I think we really.

Well, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

Well, tell that to my stupid agent. You have an agent? Ohh no no no. That's just an expression. But once I get the part, I'll be beating them off.

Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm right, I have something of a mess on my hands. It's just there's so many poorly cho...

Well, you certainly didn't help with my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff, but we'll clear all that up in the SPA when I get my facial. Did you ever get that tape recorder?

What an adventure, gang. Ohh. I thought that the homosexuals were pirates, but it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater.

Why don't we pair up? And and hit the town together. I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby. I will suck it up.

You can keep them bottled up, but they will come out Michael sometimes in the most unexpected. Hey, what are the are my hard boiled eggs?

You have an audition yet? Ohh no, no, I'm not in the group yet. No, I'm afraid I just blew myself. It's got to be a better way to say that.

You're right, though, it is amazing. I I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me and. And I think it has. You're gay. No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not gay. No. Lindsey. How many times...