Dumbfounded Dee Dee 2.0 Soundboard Edit

Buh-bye

CenturyLink

Dee Dee

Did he sound like a hick?

Did we just disconnect, I didn't push any buttons?

Do you have CenturyLink?

Does anyone else use this phone number?

Exactly

From hillbilly old man

From my phone number?

Gasp

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 3

Hello 4

Hi, who is this?

I answered the phone

I better not get another phone call from this number

I do too 1

I do too 2

I don't know

I don't know how

I don't know if it's your husband or boyfriend or what

I don't know what you're talking about 1

I don't know what you're talking about 2

I don't know what you're talking about, from MY phone?

I don't know who just called from here

I don't know who you are or what your phone number is

I don't know who you people are

I got some crazy phone message from this drunk old man

I have CenturyLink

I just don't want to wake up to disgusting phone calls

I know

I live alone, in the woods

I live alone, this is weird, I don't know what's going on

I think somebody used your telephone, does an older man live there?

I went online and looked up the phone number

I'm in northwestern Wisconsin

I'm in Wisconsin

I'm sure it was a wrong number

It has happened to me before

It was from this number that you're calling from

It was weird

It wouldn't have been anybody from here, I guarantee you

Just be assured, you're not getting called by me

Last night

Laugh 1

Laugh 2

Life is tricky enough, we don't need anymore stress in our lives

Minnesota

My family and friends never call that late

No 1

No 2

No 3

No one uses my phone except for me

No one uses this phone but me, I'm an older woman

Okay

Okay, I don't know what the deal is, it was a man

Okay, I have CenturyLink

Pardon me?

Saying that his dick was hard

Seriously?

So, I don't know

Somebody called here in the middle of the night (rant)

Somebody called this number

Somebody had called here and left a really awful message

Something is goofed up with our telephone (long babble)

Something's goofed up with our telephones, I wasn't here

Something's goofy with the phone company

Talking about chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies

Thanks, buh bye

That doesn't even make any sense, does it?

That just can't even be possible, had this phone for 30 years

That's really weird

That's very interesting

That's weird

This has happened before when I called back that hicky number

This was like last night at a quarter til' ten my phone rang

Uh horrible, obscene hicky man

Umm

Umm it was Minnesota

Weird

Well thank you for calling back, I appreciate it!

What

What's going on?

When did you get this whatever phone call?

Who lives at your address, who uses your phone?

Whoever it is, tell them not to call, or I will investigate it

Whoever you use your phone with, tell him not to do that again

Wisconsin

With a southern accent

Yeah 1

Yeah 2

Yeah, you're welcome

You better not call this number again

You got a call from MY phone number

You have gotten that kind of a message too?

You have the wrong number

You know what I mean, like a hillbilly hick

Yup

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