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A Very Potter Musical (originally titled Harry Potter: The Musical and often shortened to AVPM) is a musical with music and lyrics by Darren Criss and A. J. Holmes and a book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang and Brian Holden. The story is a parody, based on several of the Harry Potter novels by J. K. Rowling (particularly Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), as well as their film adaptations.

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A football
A ham
A very good
A woman
Absolutely
Adulf
Adult here
All right harry this better be good 'cause I don't have a snack and i'm missing wizards of waverly place for this
All the time
Already killed the first five four years so don't worry about that
Am I bleeding? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #goyle #jim povolo #lauren lopez #draco malfoy #nose bleed #blood #no #hurt
And that makes me
And very loving and caring mama
And you have no friends #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #brian rosenthal #no friends #lonely #surprise #insult
Any clothes on a chair
Are bad for your teeth
Are you alright? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #are you alright #are you okay #how are you
Aren't we an odd couple #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #odd #couple #love #relationship #friends
As possible
Awkward kiss #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #hermione granger #ron weasley #bonnie gruesen #joey richter #kiss #bad breath #awkward #make out
Bad
Bad breath #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ron weasley #joey richter #bonnie gruesen #hermione granger #bad breath #gross #mint #gum #kiss #love #awkward #breath spray
Bang cock
Bastards
Be over his way
Because girls
But I don't I don't
But there is there Q
Butter beers on me! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #butter #beer #drinks #round #party #celebrate #night out
Can I see it
Can you go
Can you see why
Can't we just be death eaters? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #come on #tired #death eaters #give in #dark side #lazy #ugh #sleepy
Chorus laughter #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lol #laughing #chorus #choir #death eaters
Command
Cow with ten points from griffin door
Crucio #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #darren criss #harry potter #crucio #hex #torture #hurt #ouch
Dear old english
Did chubby little
Did someone say Draco Malfoy? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez
Do you have a rocket ship potter
Do you think
Do you think that I'm happy about this? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #ron weasley #joey richter #omg #upset #feel bad #off the hook #regret #guilty #apology
Do you want a delicious
Don't crowd the famous friends
Don't get me don't tell me
Don't kill me! #dont kill me #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #dylan saunders #snape #joe moses #avada kedavra #kill #murder #mercy
Don't make me laugh! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #laugh #piss #lol
Double slap #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #hermione granger #ron weasley #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #joey richter #bonnie gruesen #slap #hit #ow
Draco rolling on the floor #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #roll #floor #flirt #show off #ego
Dumb
Each member empty tab to keep her baby bear say
English was mackinaw bridge
Enough money to buy out NASA #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #inheritance #money #buy #nasa #died #jealous #rich #broke
Even now with a look away
Every wizard to have a sword out these stupid drumsticks forgot about
Everything is awesome
Example ten points from griffin door
Falcon egg
Famous part it doesn't even know
Finally pictured in thai potter
Finger licking good #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #finger licking good #delicious #dumbledore #bomb #dylan saunders
Five hundred percent today
Fools! They think they're safe #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #fools #safe #danger
Foreshadowing #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #foreshadow #hermione granger #bonnie gruesen
Get me some Nasonex you swine! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #sneeze #allergies #swine #nasonex
Get on up
Goodnight Quirrell #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #voldemort #joe walker #brian rosenthal #goodnight #bed time
Google
Guys, chill. I'm busy
Ha ha
Happy happy moon here
Harbor nerds
Hard words
Harry potter
Harry potter
Harry Potter did it! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #did it #winner #defeat #cheer
Harry Potter love song #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #love #ginny weasley #jaime lyn beatty #crush
Have fun
Help
Her
Her my knee grainger shut your ungodly lab cited mouth and quit interrupting
Here I come
Here you go good buddy
Hey you #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #hey #you
How am woman hear maine smash
Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #hufflepuff #find #cedric diggory
I came home #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #voldemort #joe walker #come back #return #come home #love #friendship
I can taste it tastes like cool mints
I can't believe I couldn't figure out the counter hers was just on gel ified
I can't go to pigfarts
I can't sleep on my tummy
I command you put them away #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #command #get up #fold #laudry #chores #right now
I don't like the way that you don't like you said
I had mad game #a very potter musical #voldemort #avpm #starkid #joe walker #flirt #good old days
I hate chores #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #hate #chores #cleaning
I hate that guy
I have magic with
I just killed me when I try to get me to open up you know
I just wanted to offer you one more game of connect four before I asked you
I know that this is your first
I like plotting to kill #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joe walker #voldemort #garden #plot #kill #murder
I love you
I love you all #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #i love you #all #friends #except you #draco malfoy #i hate you #annoy
I promise #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joe walker #promise
I take two tiny feet #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #tap dance #foot #feet #dance #hey #look #neat
I think books are a thrill #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #brian rosenthal #books #reading #nerd
I think I got it
I told you to come by his self why should bring the fatty
I want Hermione and a rocket ship #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #hermione granger #rocket #ship #love #crush
I watch you wipe your butt daily
I will do that first 'cause that's due tomorrow
I won't be very distinct
I'll give you my gushers #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #harry potter #darren criss #lunch #trade #gushers #fruit by the foot
I'll kick my own ass #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #kick #ass #beat up #fight #bully #punish
I'll rise again and rule the world #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #rise #rule #the world #king #reborn
I'm at josie teacher
I'm falling in love #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #falling #i love you
I'm gay
I'm going to suck you right up into my room and have scripts back out
I'm gonna make you pregnant approves out
I'm just a 12 year old kid #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #kid #innocent #young #child #victim
I'm never going to be happy again #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joey richter #ron weasley #voldemort #sad #happy #depressed #heart broken #good luck #happily ever after
I'm not even going to tell you how are you find out sooner
I'm not kidding
I'm sorry
I'm the champion this time #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lauren lopez #champion #winner #draco malfoy
Idiot
If the mother who can
If you wanted to change
If you're did not student from a role as you ride around on his back
In fact
In the covered under some stairs
Indian burn
Indian burn hex #a very potter musical #indian burn #hex #nerd #bully
Intergalactic travels to pick fuck
Isn't she just a feet girls
It was a windy greater than the rocket ship
It's been a blast #a very potter musical #avpm #quirrell #voldemort #brian rosenthal #joe walker #blast #crazy #year #new year #excited #big night #ending
It's far
It's on mars
Jenny
Juice
Just sit down
Keep that thing on my thing
Kill the spare #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #kill #spare #avada kedavra #murder
Killing people doesn't make them like you #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #kill #murder #like #friends #relationship #social
Kolara man only a theory
Let me think about no
Let's go kill Voldemort #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lets go #kill #murder #voldemort #joey richter #ron weasley
Like your father
Listen this cures
Little baby
Look what she did to me #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #ron weasley #lauren lopez #joey richter #hurt #blood #wound #look
Looking up to eat each other to get ahead
Lots up
Malfoy
Malfoy, you little shit #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #dumbledore #dylan saunders #draco malfoy #little shit #insult
Man scream #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ron weasley #joey richter #scream #wake up #excited #triumph #win #happy #champion
Margo
Mister cheney
Moon shoes portal crossing the galaxy
Moon shoes Potter #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lauren lopez #draco malfoy #rocketship #moon shoes #potter #insult
More appealing than any girl I know #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #darren criss #attractive #appealing #interesting #girl #friend group #friends #crush #tinder #insult #compliment
Morning work
My daughters
My Horcruxes
My parents say that
My weiner! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #nape #joe moses #weiner #snake #bite #shock #pain
Nervous
New roommates #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #quirrell #joe walker #brian rosenthal #roommate #live #habits #laundry #chores
No
No
No
NO NO NO NO #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joey richter #jaime lyn beatty #no #shocked #angry #guitar #music
No no that's not OK
No way anyone will die #a very potter musical #darren criss #harry potter #new year #die #murder
No, it was me #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #no #it was me #i did it #dramatic #entrance
Not so soon
Not so tough now your problem
Nothing but
Now that's evil #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #voldemort #joe walker #evil #dark #lord
Number two
Occulus prepara
Oh dumble deer
Oh my god domador why you being such a lousy boyfriend
Oh my god me too
Oh my god shut up
Oh my god that is a boss zephyr
Oh my god, Hermione shut up! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #omg #oh my god #shut up #ron weasley #hermione granger #joey richter
Oh my gosh on bottom
Oh my Rowling! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ginny weasley #jaime lyn beatty #omg #jk rowling #what happened #harry potter
OJ
Okay is wonderful #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #quirrell #okay #wonderful #great
On mars
On my way please
One two three
Or
Over my head
Pay for my room
Period I want
Person
Pick pauses only the greatest wizard ring school in the galaxy
Pigfarts #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #pigfarts #school #college #transfer
Pigfarts is on Mars #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #pigfarts #mars
Pizza lion who can talk
Play
Please nothing like rumble roll
Portuguese
Pour it in my mouth
Present your
Prettiness on a scale of 1 10 #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #scale #rate #ugly #pretty
Probably little turd
Protein shakes
Quirrell! Man! Listen! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #voldemort #joe walker #man #listen #reason #persuade
Red hair
Red hot cunanan