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Cast of A Very Potter Musical showcasing iconic characters in a fun, theatrical style featuring vibrant costumes and expressions.

A Very Potter Musical Soundboard

A Very Potter Musical (originally titled Harry Potter: The Musical and often shortened to AVPM) is a musical with music and lyrics by Darren Criss and A. J. Holmes and a book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang and Brian Holden. The story is a parody, based on several of the Harry Potter novels by J. K. Rowling (particularly Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), as well as their film adaptations.

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A football
A ham
A very good
A woman
Absolutely
Adulf
Adult here
All right harry this better be good 'cause I don't have a snack and i'm missing wizards of waverly place for this
All the time
Already killed the first five four years so don't worry about that
Am I bleeding? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #goyle #jim povolo #lauren lopez #draco malfoy #nose bleed #blood #no #hurt
And that makes me
And very loving and caring mama
And you have no friends #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #brian rosenthal #no friends #lonely #surprise #insult
Any clothes on a chair
Are bad for your teeth
Are you alright? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #are you alright #are you okay #how are you
Aren't we an odd couple #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #odd #couple #love #relationship #friends
As possible
Awkward kiss #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #hermione granger #ron weasley #bonnie gruesen #joey richter #kiss #bad breath #awkward #make out
Bad
Bad breath #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ron weasley #joey richter #bonnie gruesen #hermione granger #bad breath #gross #mint #gum #kiss #love #awkward #breath spray
Bang cock
Bastards
Be over his way
Because girls
But I don't I don't
But there is there Q
Butter beers on me! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #butter #beer #drinks #round #party #celebrate #night out
Can I see it
Can you go
Can you see why
Can't we just be death eaters? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #come on #tired #death eaters #give in #dark side #lazy #ugh #sleepy
Chorus laughter #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lol #laughing #chorus #choir #death eaters
Command
Cow with ten points from griffin door
Crucio #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #darren criss #harry potter #crucio #hex #torture #hurt #ouch
Dear old english
Did chubby little
Did someone say Draco Malfoy? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez
Do you have a rocket ship potter
Do you think
Do you think that I'm happy about this? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #ron weasley #joey richter #omg #upset #feel bad #off the hook #regret #guilty #apology
Do you want a delicious
Don't crowd the famous friends
Don't get me don't tell me
Don't kill me! #dont kill me #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #dylan saunders #snape #joe moses #avada kedavra #kill #murder #mercy
Don't make me laugh! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #laugh #piss #lol
Double slap #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #hermione granger #ron weasley #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #joey richter #bonnie gruesen #slap #hit #ow
Draco rolling on the floor #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #roll #floor #flirt #show off #ego
Dumb
Each member empty tab to keep her baby bear say
English was mackinaw bridge
Enough money to buy out NASA #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #inheritance #money #buy #nasa #died #jealous #rich #broke
Even now with a look away
Every wizard to have a sword out these stupid drumsticks forgot about
Everything is awesome
Example ten points from griffin door
Falcon egg
Famous part it doesn't even know
Finally pictured in thai potter
Finger licking good #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #finger licking good #delicious #dumbledore #bomb #dylan saunders
Five hundred percent today
Fools! They think they're safe #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #fools #safe #danger
Foreshadowing #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #foreshadow #hermione granger #bonnie gruesen
Get me some Nasonex you swine! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #sneeze #allergies #swine #nasonex
Get on up
Goodnight Quirrell #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #voldemort #joe walker #brian rosenthal #goodnight #bed time
Google
Guys, chill. I'm busy
Ha ha
Happy happy moon here
Harbor nerds
Hard words
Harry potter
Harry potter
Harry Potter did it! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #did it #winner #defeat #cheer
Harry Potter love song #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #love #ginny weasley #jaime lyn beatty #crush
Have fun
Help
Her
Her my knee grainger shut your ungodly lab cited mouth and quit interrupting
Here I come
Here you go good buddy
Hey you #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #hey #you
How am woman hear maine smash
Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #hufflepuff #find #cedric diggory
I came home #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #voldemort #joe walker #come back #return #come home #love #friendship
I can taste it tastes like cool mints
I can't believe I couldn't figure out the counter hers was just on gel ified
I can't go to pigfarts
I can't sleep on my tummy
I command you put them away #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #command #get up #fold #laudry #chores #right now
I don't like the way that you don't like you said
I had mad game #a very potter musical #voldemort #avpm #starkid #joe walker #flirt #good old days
I hate chores #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #hate #chores #cleaning
I hate that guy
I have magic with
I just killed me when I try to get me to open up you know
I just wanted to offer you one more game of connect four before I asked you
I know that this is your first
I like plotting to kill #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joe walker #voldemort #garden #plot #kill #murder
I love you
I love you all #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #i love you #all #friends #except you #draco malfoy #i hate you #annoy
I promise #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joe walker #promise
I take two tiny feet #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #tap dance #foot #feet #dance #hey #look #neat
I think books are a thrill #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #brian rosenthal #books #reading #nerd
I think I got it
I told you to come by his self why should bring the fatty
I want Hermione and a rocket ship #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #hermione granger #rocket #ship #love #crush
I watch you wipe your butt daily
I will do that first 'cause that's due tomorrow
I won't be very distinct
I'll give you my gushers #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #harry potter #darren criss #lunch #trade #gushers #fruit by the foot
I'll kick my own ass #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #kick #ass #beat up #fight #bully #punish
I'll rise again and rule the world #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #rise #rule #the world #king #reborn
I'm at josie teacher
I'm falling in love #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #falling #i love you
I'm gay
I'm going to suck you right up into my room and have scripts back out
I'm gonna make you pregnant approves out
I'm just a 12 year old kid #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #kid #innocent #young #child #victim
I'm never going to be happy again #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joey richter #ron weasley #voldemort #sad #happy #depressed #heart broken #good luck #happily ever after
I'm not even going to tell you how are you find out sooner
I'm not kidding
I'm sorry
I'm the champion this time #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lauren lopez #champion #winner #draco malfoy
Idiot
If the mother who can
If you wanted to change
If you're did not student from a role as you ride around on his back
In fact
In the covered under some stairs
Indian burn
Indian burn hex #a very potter musical #indian burn #hex #nerd #bully
Intergalactic travels to pick fuck
Isn't she just a feet girls
It was a windy greater than the rocket ship
It's been a blast #a very potter musical #avpm #quirrell #voldemort #brian rosenthal #joe walker #blast #crazy #year #new year #excited #big night #ending
It's far
It's on mars
Jenny
Juice
Just sit down
Keep that thing on my thing
Kill the spare #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #kill #spare #avada kedavra #murder
Killing people doesn't make them like you #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #kill #murder #like #friends #relationship #social
Kolara man only a theory
Let me think about no
Let's go kill Voldemort #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lets go #kill #murder #voldemort #joey richter #ron weasley
Like your father
Listen this cures
Little baby
Look what she did to me #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #ron weasley #lauren lopez #joey richter #hurt #blood #wound #look
Looking up to eat each other to get ahead
Lots up
Malfoy
Malfoy, you little shit #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #dumbledore #dylan saunders #draco malfoy #little shit #insult
Man scream #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ron weasley #joey richter #scream #wake up #excited #triumph #win #happy #champion
Margo
Mister cheney
Moon shoes portal crossing the galaxy
Moon shoes Potter #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lauren lopez #draco malfoy #rocketship #moon shoes #potter #insult
More appealing than any girl I know #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #darren criss #attractive #appealing #interesting #girl #friend group #friends #crush #tinder #insult #compliment
Morning work
My daughters
My Horcruxes
My parents say that
My weiner! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #nape #joe moses #weiner #snake #bite #shock #pain
Nervous
New roommates #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #quirrell #joe walker #brian rosenthal #roommate #live #habits #laundry #chores
No
No
No
NO NO NO NO #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joey richter #jaime lyn beatty #no #shocked #angry #guitar #music
No no that's not OK
No way anyone will die #a very potter musical #darren criss #harry potter #new year #die #murder
No, it was me #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #no #it was me #i did it #dramatic #entrance
Not so soon
Not so tough now your problem
Nothing but
Now that's evil #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #voldemort #joe walker #evil #dark #lord
Number two
Occulus prepara
Oh dumble deer
Oh my god domador why you being such a lousy boyfriend
Oh my god me too
Oh my god shut up
Oh my god that is a boss zephyr
Oh my god, Hermione shut up! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #omg #oh my god #shut up #ron weasley #hermione granger #joey richter
Oh my gosh on bottom
Oh my Rowling! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ginny weasley #jaime lyn beatty #omg #jk rowling #what happened #harry potter
OJ
Okay is wonderful #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #quirrell #okay #wonderful #great
On mars
On my way please
One two three
Or
Over my head
Pay for my room
Period I want
Person
Pick pauses only the greatest wizard ring school in the galaxy
Pigfarts #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #pigfarts #school #college #transfer
Pigfarts is on Mars #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #pigfarts #mars
Pizza lion who can talk
Play
Please nothing like rumble roll
Portuguese
Pour it in my mouth
Present your
Prettiness on a scale of 1 10 #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #scale #rate #ugly #pretty
Probably little turd
Protein shakes
Quirrell! Man! Listen! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #voldemort #joe walker #man #listen #reason #persuade
Red hair
Red hot cunanan
Red vines
Remind me download
Reset my liar on an uncle to
Right.. in.
Rocket ship caught up started potter
Rocks
Ronnie
Rule number three
Rumbleroar #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #rumbleroar #pigfarts #lets go #mars #jim povolo
See you at harry potter
Seriously girl
Sexy look
She is just such a
Sister
Sit down
Slither in
So
So many regrets. I'm dead
So we won't be surprised mister brother through
Some of it I mean bone
Someone say
Sound
Sound
Sound
Sound
Sound
Sound
Sound
Sound
Stupid
Stupid sister
Super mega foxy awesome hot
Super mega foxy awesome hot #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #darren criss #super #mega #foxy #awesome #hot #compliment #harry potter #beautiful #nuts
Tabuteau chain
Take that little foot #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #tap #dance #foot #feet
Ten points to Dumbledore #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #dylan saunders #points #dumbledore #proud #smug
Terrorist
Thanks
That sounds kind of scary
That sucks royal hippogryph
That's because pig fox is
That's just the way the world works but from being little terms that goes
That's so cool
The kiss #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #hermione granger #ron weasley #bonnie gruesen #joey richter #kiss #make out #tinder
The lady said no #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #lady #no #defend
The medallion says that's dumb #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #harry potter #darren criss #magic #medallion #advice #stupid #idea
The scarf of sexual preference
Then a stateside
There is totally been in love with
There you go my life
They are just so very simple rules must be obeyed
Third wheel #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #joey richter #ron weasley #hug #friendship #exclude #bully #third wheel
Thirteen ducks
This is horrible #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ron weasley #harry potter #darren criss #joey richter #sucks #horrible #upset #binge eat #chocolate
This is my fault? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #argue #fault #guilty #blame #safe #defensive
This looks like it's licking finger licking good
This thing is so damn awesome
This verse
Tom fun and pretty you better in a skinny jenny
Tongue flick #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joe walker #voldemort #excited #tongue #stoked
Totale person
Totally awesome
Unless there's plenty to go around
Until one day
Very far
Very modern
Voldemort is going down #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #going down #defeat #beat #dumbledores army #unite
Voldemort out, bitches #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #out #bitches #bye #see ya #mic drop
Voldemort reveal #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #evil #reveal #surprise
Voldemort rises again #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #rise #reborn #wake up
Voldy Is Going Down
Wait don't tell me
Was an old coot
We can do it together
We got free plan
We hate nerd
We're going to be doing things around here
We're gonna get you laid #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #voldemort #joe walker #night out #laid #sex #get ready #wing man #boys night
We're there #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #were there #point #relationship #dating #milestone #comfortable
Weather
Well come on
What about the hands
What do you think about the champion this time
What do you want to break up
What if we don't come back? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ron weasley #joey richter #bonnie guesen #hermione granger #kiss #love #woah #surprise
What is a proposal
What month is it
What the devil is going on here
What the devil is going on here? #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #severes snape #joe moses #going on #devil #whats up
What the hell is a hufflepuff
What the hell is a Hufflepuff #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #what the hell #hufflepuff #dylan saunders
What the hell is this?! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #draco malfoy #lauren lopez #boner #turned on #surprised #crush #love #what the hell
Whatever #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #lauren lopez #whatever
When I rule the world I'll have snakes #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joe walker #voldemort #evil #rule #the world #king #snakes
When I rule the world I'll plant flowers #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #quirrell #brian rosenthal #rule #the world #plant #flowers #king #wholesome
When I was a young human
Where
Where are we supposed to go
Which is not to be kitty dan
Who is ambridge is invited
Who is this
Who the hell is
Why don't you go
Will you didn't text me back
Yeah thanks I have the top floor
You are the best #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #darren criss #you are the best
You don't gotta do damn thing
You fill out that phone too
You get up over that couch girl
You gotta be
You have a real easy
You just gotta take this man right on a chair and sit on it
You little shit! #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #voldemort #joe walker #little #shit #insult
You look like an idiot
You never wear
You put down that cheesecake
You put them away right now
You really can be a dumbass sometimes #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #clever #smart #dumbass #stupid #insult #dylan saunders
You say peru
You swine
You're a sissy #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #joe walker #voldemort #sissy #twat #dark #lord #insult
You're my best friend man #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #ron weasley #joey richter #harry potter #darren criss #best friend #friendship #i love you #man #bros
Young mama
"Ginny" song #a very potter musical #avpm #starkid #darren criss #harry potter #ginny weasley #jaime lyn beatty #ask out #flirt #compliment