That 70's Show Soundboard Edit

Absolutely not I want to spend money on a stripper i'll take samantha shopping

Always thinking

And it runs on water man

And she just finished her entire life to start over new york man

And the worst trip of their ass

Are you telling me

Baby

Be the virgin Mary #that 70s show #christmas #virgin mary #mila kunis #winter #home for the holidays

Beat those french let's offer the stick

Beer

Beers and topless ladies

Burn! #dissed #burn #funny

But I promise you won't be want to sell your ass for a pack of cigarettes

Buy one

Can you put water in the gas tank instead of death

Christmas spirit is contagious #that 70s show #christmas #home for the holidays #winter season #spirit #spread the love #contagious

Christmas Unicorns #that 70s show #unicorns #space #christmas spirit #home for the holidays

Cigarettes

Come on man you know i'm on probation

Damn it former now I lost my train of thought

Dear

Del camino

Dial expo

Do you know what they think is christmasy #that 70s show #do you know #christmassy #christmas #they think

Don't be fooled #that 70s show #dont be fooled #tricked #be smart #eric forman #cheech and chong

Eighteen

El camino

Everyone else turned into me it was me

Falls into christmas tree #that 70s show #christmas tree #falls #into

Haters can kiss my ass #red forman #haters #kiss my ass #buried face down

Hey

Hey is there anyone in this show that just kinda lies there and does nothing? #that 70s show #play #christmas play #lazy #lies there and does nothing #is there anyone

Hey man you left

However not kick your ass yet

I don't have a car man

I guess i'm just a born troublemaker

I have no idea what to do

I just hallucination

I just met the most amazing facing facing facing

I just met the most amazing woman

I love you

I love you #fez #wilmer valderrama #i love you #sign language #gesture #that 70s show #mime #charades

I love you! #i love you #that 70s show

I wanna be the baby #that 70s show #baby in the manger #eric forman #christmas #home for the holidays #nativity

I'm hot

I'm not crying #that 70s show #not crying #sad #im okay #tears #christmas lights #holiday spirit #home for the holidays

I'm toasted #weed #breaking news #baked #ashton kutcher #high #on drugs

If I had a beer I could be getting over it

If you see mrs foreman he letter know that i'll be making the salad tonight

In fact

It is exactly step up and take responsibility

It's true #its true #that 70s show #cheech #believe it #christmas time #home for the holidays

Jackie

Jesus, son of a spaceman #that 70s show #jesus #spaceman #god #nativity #christmas #winter #home for the holidays

Kelso

Kelso high

Kelso winks #that 70s show #kelso #winks

Leo man thanks you're the best

Maybe turn me into one

Mother of god I think I love you

My advice to you is drink up

New york

No

No

No good deed goes unpunished

No sir

No sir i'm sorry I just

Nobody ever knew

Now that's Christmas #that 70s show #now #thats #christmas

Of course it's dumb for this but I think it was illegal drugs

Oh well if it isn't the dillholes of christmas past, present and future #that 70s show #christmas #past #present #future #oh well if it isnt #dillhole

Oh, Merry Christmas Charlie Brown #that 70s show #merry christmas #charlie brown #oh

Press

Runs on warner

So congratulations you've ruined christmas #ruined christmas #that 70s show #congratulations

So dipping into the frankincense I see #that 70s show #frankincense #dipping #i see #christmas

So I can see this why do I want to tell you need to get all after school special on me

Something you have no feelings

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Sound

Thanks

That's Christmas #that 70s show #thats christmas #winter #home for the holidays #spirit

That's cool

That's redundant #that 70s show #thats redundant #repeating yourself #its okay #cheech and chong

The car

The car love

The car the love that we could burn on kelso

The young ones are too timid but the older ones they know it won't break

There is no gas shortage badesalz take the oil companies control everything but there's this guy invent this car that runs on water man

This calls for a celebration

Though

To be fair

Welcome to hydeville baby

Well you all ignored me, so I'll take that as a resounding vote of confidence #that 70s show #ignored #confidence #me #ill take that #ghosted

What did you do? #that 70s show #christmas spirit #lights #home for the holidays #winter season #cheech #leo

Whore

Why squirting water out of your mouth

Why would you do

Winks #that 70s show #winks

Yeah i'm a good kisser

Yeah says it's real roller coaster in it

Yep

Yes

Yesterday in the basement

You make me wanna kick your ass

You mean you couldn't do it

You ruined christmas #that 70s show #christmas #ruined #way to go #holiday season #home for the holidays #spirit #cheech #upset #humbug

You screwed me

You son of a bitch #fez #insult #sob #kelso

You're dead to me

You're eighteen

You're not a man #you are not a man #not a man #fez

You're so I have a real problem

Your son has a real problem