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Garrus Vakarian is a turian, formerly part of C-Sec's Investigation Division. Like most turians, Garrus had his military training at fifteen, but later followed in his father's footsteps to become a C-Sec officer. He was responsible for the investigation of Saren Arterius, the Council's top Spectre, after the Alliance claimed Saren had gone rogue. Although Garrus was told that the investigation was over, he decided to defy the Executor's order and pursue another lead on his own. Eventually, Garrus attempts to join Commander Shepard's team to help defeat Saren and the geth.

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Are we crazy to even be thinking about this i'm not look shepherds I know you can find something a little closer to home
Bastards
Besides you were taking your sweet time I needed to get you moving
But I don't want to jeopardize the mission with some stupid love triangle I know you've got other options
But I want to try it with you I want a few moments that are just for us before we throw ourselves into hell for the good of the galaxy
Can it wait for a bit i'm in the middle of some calibrations
Definitely
Do you know me I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink
Exactly if we want to share an intimate moment we can blow something up again
For ser and now the collectors remind me never to get on your bad side shepherd
Get ready for close combat
Glad to see you haven't changed
Gray
Hey I brought mine best I could afford on a vigilante salary
Hopefully that's not offensive in human culture crap anyway should have watched the feds
I almost feel sorry for the reapers
I am amazed that they teamed up to fight me they must really hate me
I appreciate your concern but i'm not you
I don't mind it but please just give us to you
I don't want to do anything that screws up the crew relationship were wound tightly enough as it is
I just...I've seen so many things go wrong Shepard~
I love this rifle
I never considered cost species intercourse and amp handily doesn't help now I feel dirty in clinical
I suppose you ride risk enough without bringing another species into it
I want something to go right just once
I'd rather not add my name to the list of people you've knocked on their asses
I'll be here if you need me
I'm not going to pretend i've gotta finish for humans this is about us
If I wanted to do more than take your shields down i'd have done it
If we can figure out a way to make it work then
If you were a Turian, I'd be complimenting your waist or your fringe, so... umm... your hair? Looks... Good? And your waist... is very supportive.
It needs to be a night to treasure or a horrible inter species awkwardness thing
It was an easy I really had to work at it
It's still alive
Just killing marks nice of you to join maine there's plenty to go around
Just like old times shepherd
Now to finish you off
Oh I didn't
On your six
One less to worry about
Optimizing weapons charges planning attack vectors you know relaxing
Plan to hear it i'll do some research and figure out how to
Ready for scope work
Relax shepherd just a figure of speech
Right 'cause i'm in a great place to optimize firing algorithms right now
Scoped and dropped
Scratch one
Shepherd
Shepherd you're about the only friend i've got left in this screwed up galaxy
Sure you could not a stylishly of course
Switching the crowd control
This should slow him down
Wait
We, uh... ended up holding a tie-breaker in her quarters - I had reach but, uh, she had flexibility; more than one way to work off stress, I guess.
Well that did nothing
Yeah you're right let's leave it be probably would have torn a ligament or something anyway
You don't ever have to worry about making me uncomfortable nervous yes but never uncomfortable

Viral
Funny