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Anyway I hear the expression eats like a bird is really a false falsity because birds really eat a tremendous lot
But i'm not a fool and i'm not capable of being fooled not even by a woman
Do you go out with friends well a boy's best friend is his mother
Eating in an office is just too officious I have the parlor back here all right
If you love someone you don't do that to them even if you hate them
It's a strange hobby curious uncommon too oh I imagine so
Mother she's just a stranger she's hungry and it's raining out
My hobby is stuffing things you know taxidermy
Oh I do but I say I don't
Oh I thought i'd gotten off the main road I knew you must have nobody ever stops here anymore unless they've done that
Oh i'm sorry I wish you could apologize for other people
People always mean well they cluck their thick tongues and shake their heads and suggest oh so very delicately
Sometimes we deliberately step into those traps I was born in mine I don't mind it anymore
Sometimes when she talks to me like that I feel i'd like to go up there and curse her and leave her forever or at least defy her
Well it's it's more than a hobby a hobby's supposed to pass the time not fill it
Well then would you do me a favor would you have dinner with me I was just about to myself
You know I i think I must have one of those faces you just can't help believing
You know what I think I think that we're all in our private traps clamped in them and none of us can ever get out
You understand I don't hate her I hate what she's become I hate the illness
You you eat like a bird