Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Kung Fu Panda sound clips and quotes. #lol #laughing #animals #animation #cartoon #jack black #love #kungfu #hungry #food #eating #kung fu panda List of sound clips on this page: A sign of what A splinter About what what were you dreaming about Absolutely not According to legend there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile no! yes Actually when I was young and crazy I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu After you panda All I ever did I did to make you proud! tell me how proud you are shifu! tell me! tell me! All right all right All right what you got you got nothing 'cause I got it right here All right you're awesome last thing i'm gonna say okay bye bye All right! yeah let's go! All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true dragon warrior will be revealed Also I was thinking maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in you like that Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (2) Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (3) Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (4) And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet I know! And finally master tigress! And he's stuck with you a big fat panda who treats it like a joke And here I am saying you got no sense of humor And I can control where to plant the seed And it was my pride that blinded me And now he has a chance to make things right to train the true dragon warrior And shifu had to destroy what he had created And the five! And then he turned bad and now he's in jail And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene And what level is that And when the boy showed talent in kung fu And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and you have done a perfect spilt Are they gonna watch or should I just wait till they get back to work or something Are we clear Are you kidding if they can't they're 5 masters i'm just one me Are you ready I was born re Are your students ready Backwards fist pound Behold tai lung Behold the dragon scroll it is yours Belly Gong! Big fan! Blank I don't I don't understand Bring it up! Buddy I am the dragon warrior But a peach cannot defeat tai lung! But a real warrior never quits don't worry master I will never quit! But dad didn't you ever want to do something else something besides noodles But dad you know I was kinda thinking maybe i But hanging out would have to wait because when you're facing the 10000 demons of demon mountain there's only one thing that matters and that's To get the most from this site, please enable JavaScript. Help / Tutorial 8,931 64,935 Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Edit Kung Fu Panda sound clips and quotes. #lol #laughing #animals #animation #cartoon #jack black #love #kungfu #hungry #food #eating #kung fu panda Po Kung Fu Panda Kung Fu Panda 3 Kung Fu Panda 2 Kung Fu Panda (2008) Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) Kung Fu Panda 3 Trailer Kung Fu Panda: The Paws of Destiny Grand Master Oogway Michael Clarke Duncan Jack Black 2 Duncan's Mother's Friend Jack Black David Cross Lil' Retarded Jimmy Kungfu Panda Jackie Chan's Action Kung-Fu (NES) Kung Fu Heroes Chinese Hero (NES) Gual Fu Ringtones EPIC COOL SOUNDS Warning: This soundboard may contain objectionable content, and is Not Safe For Work (NSFW) A sign of what A sign of what from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard A splinter A splinter from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard About what what were you dreaming about About what what were you dreaming about from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Absolutely not Absolutely not from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard According to legend there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile no! yes According to legend there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile no! yes from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Actually when I was young and crazy I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu Actually when I was young and crazy I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard After you panda After you panda from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard All I ever did I did to make you proud! tell me how proud you are shifu! tell me! tell me! All I ever did I did to make you proud! tell me how proud you are shifu! tell me! tell me! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard All right all right All right all right from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard All right what you got you got nothing 'cause I got it right here All right what you got you got nothing 'cause I got it right here from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard All right you're awesome last thing i'm gonna say okay bye bye All right you're awesome last thing i'm gonna say okay bye bye from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard All right! yeah let's go! All right! yeah let's go! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true dragon warrior will be revealed All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true dragon warrior will be revealed from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Also I was thinking maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in you like that Also I was thinking maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in you like that from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (2) Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (2) from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (3) Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (3) from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (4) Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (4) from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet I know! And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet I know! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And finally master tigress! And finally master tigress! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And he's stuck with you a big fat panda who treats it like a joke And he's stuck with you a big fat panda who treats it like a joke from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And here I am saying you got no sense of humor And here I am saying you got no sense of humor from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And I can control where to plant the seed And I can control where to plant the seed from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And it was my pride that blinded me And it was my pride that blinded me from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And now he has a chance to make things right to train the true dragon warrior And now he has a chance to make things right to train the true dragon warrior from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And shifu had to destroy what he had created And shifu had to destroy what he had created from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And the five! And the five! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And then he turned bad and now he's in jail And then he turned bad and now he's in jail from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And what level is that And what level is that from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And when the boy showed talent in kung fu And when the boy showed talent in kung fu from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and you have done a perfect spilt And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and you have done a perfect spilt from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Are they gonna watch or should I just wait till they get back to work or something Are they gonna watch or should I just wait till they get back to work or something from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Are we clear Are we clear from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Are you kidding if they can't they're 5 masters i'm just one me Are you kidding if they can't they're 5 masters i'm just one me from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Are you ready I was born re Are you ready I was born re from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Are your students ready Are your students ready from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Backwards fist pound Backwards fist pound from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Behold tai lung Behold tai lung from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Behold the dragon scroll it is yours Behold the dragon scroll it is yours from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Belly Gong! Belly Gong! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Big fan! Big fan! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Blank I don't I don't understand Blank I don't I don't understand from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Bring it up! Bring it up! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Buddy I am the dragon warrior Buddy I am the dragon warrior from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But a peach cannot defeat tai lung! But a peach cannot defeat tai lung! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But a real warrior never quits don't worry master I will never quit! But a real warrior never quits don't worry master I will never quit! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But dad didn't you ever want to do something else something besides noodles But dad didn't you ever want to do something else something besides noodles from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But dad you know I was kinda thinking maybe i But dad you know I was kinda thinking maybe i from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But hanging out would have to wait because when you're facing the 10000 demons of demon mountain there's only one thing that matters and that's But hanging out would have to wait because when you're facing the 10000 demons of demon mountain there's only one thing that matters and that's from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But how could he But how could he from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But how how I need your help master But how how I need your help master from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But I can change you! I can turn you into the dragon warrior! and I will! But I can change you! I can turn you into the dragon warrior! and I will! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But I don't understand you finally had the noodle dream! But I don't understand you finally had the noodle dream! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But if you insist But if you insist from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused But oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But perhaps that is my fault I cannot train you the way I have trained the five But perhaps that is my fault I cannot train you the way I have trained the five from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But shifu he'll kill you then I will finally have paid for my mistake But shifu he'll kill you then I will finally have paid for my mistake from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But sometimes you've got to go and be your own hero But sometimes you've got to go and be your own hero from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But that was before before what before tai lung But that was before before what before tai lung from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But there are things we can control I can control when the fruit will fall But there are things we can control I can control when the fruit will fall from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But when oogway said otherwise what did you do But when oogway said otherwise what did you do from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior But who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But who will stop tai lung But who will stop tai lung from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But yes you have done awesome But yes you have done awesome from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard But you will have the one thing that no one else does But you will have the one thing that no one else does from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Can I do a quadruple back flip Can I do a quadruple back flip from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Can I punch through walls Can I punch through walls from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Can we please go now Can we please go now from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Can we run now yes Can we run now yes from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Can you imagine me making tofu tofu Can you imagine me making tofu tofu from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Careful! that soup is sharp Careful! that soup is sharp from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Citizens of the valley of peace it is my great honor to present to you tigress! viper! crane! monkey! mantis! Citizens of the valley of peace it is my great honor to present to you tigress! viper! crane! monkey! mantis! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior! Citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come back! Come back! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come here the secret ingredient is nothing you heard me nothing! there is no secret ingredient! Come here the secret ingredient is nothing you heard me nothing! there is no secret ingredient! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come little one let's find your mama Come little one let's find your mama from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come on come on! almost there Come on come on! almost there from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come on how am I supposed to beat tai lung I can't even beat you to the stairs Come on how am I supposed to beat tai lung I can't even beat you to the stairs from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come on i'm a blur you've never seen bear style Come on i'm a blur you've never seen bear style from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come on son let's get back to work Come on son let's get back to work from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come on tai lung is on his way here right now Come on tai lung is on his way here right now from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Come with me Come with me from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Coming! Coming! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Confused Confused from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Crane height Crane height from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Crane light the way Crane light the way from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Crane! Crane! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Crossbows Crossbows from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Crossbows! at the ready! Crossbows! at the ready! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Cut it! Cut it! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Dad dad dad it was just a dream Dad dad dad it was just a dream from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Do you want to learn kung fu yeah! then I am your master! Do you want to learn kung fu yeah! then I am your master! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Don't have to Don't have to from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Don't stand that close I can smell your breath Don't stand that close I can smell your breath from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Don't tell monkey Don't tell monkey from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Don't tempt me Don't tempt me from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Don't try and stop me Don't try and stop me from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Don't worry about it just go! Don't worry about it just go! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Done well done well i've done awesome! Done well done well i've done awesome! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Dragon warrior has taken the scroll halfway across china by now Dragon warrior has taken the scroll halfway across china by now from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Ears it's not working for you I thought they were pretty good Ears it's not working for you I thought they were pretty good from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Encouraging hug Encouraging hug from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Encouraging hug #kung fu panda #hug #embrace #comfort Encouraging hug #kung fu panda #hug #embrace #comfort from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Enjoy Enjoy from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Enough talk let's fight! Enough talk let's fight! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Escape from chorh gom prison is impossible! Escape from chorh gom prison is impossible! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Evacuate the valley you must protect the villagers from tai lung's rage Evacuate the valley you must protect the villagers from tai lung's rage from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Even mantis has those thingies Even mantis has those thingies from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Even the most heroic heroes in all of china the furious five bowed in respect to this great master Even the most heroic heroes in all of china the furious five bowed in respect to this great master from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (2) Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (2) from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (3) Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (3) from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting #cee loo green #jack black #dance Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting #cee loo green #jack black #dance from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Everyone! go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll! Everyone! go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Excellent Excellent from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Except for you mantis you're about the same Except for you mantis you're about the same from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Excuse me pardon me sorry Excuse me pardon me sorry from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Face iron ox and his blades of death Face iron ox and his blades of death from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary! Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Finally! Finally! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Finally! oh yes the power of the dragon scroll is mine! Finally! oh yes the power of the dragon scroll is mine! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Fire crossbows! fire! Fire crossbows! fire! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Fire! Fire! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Fly back there and tell them the real dragon warrior is coming home Fly back there and tell them the real dragon warrior is coming home from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Focus focus focus Focus focus focus from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Forgive us master we have failed you Forgive us master we have failed you from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard From the first moment I got here you've been trying to get rid of me From the first moment I got here you've been trying to get rid of me from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Give me the scroll! Give me the scroll! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Go ahead panda show us what you can do Go ahead panda show us what you can do from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Go! Go! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Good Good from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Good I can't wait to get started Good I can't wait to get started from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Good morning master! Good morning master! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Good night, sleep well Good night, sleep well from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Good night, sleep well #kung fu panda #dreamworks #good night #sweet dreams #sleep Good night, sleep well #kung fu panda #dreamworks #good night #sweet dreams #sleep from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Good to be back Good to be back from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Good to have you back son Good to have you back son from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Good when you have been trained you may eat let us begin Good when you have been trained you may eat let us begin from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Great Great from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Guys guys I know about tai lung Guys guys I know about tai lung from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Guys guys they're dead! no they're breathing they're asleep no their eyes are open Guys guys they're dead! no they're breathing they're asleep no their eyes are open from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Have you finished sight seeing Have you finished sight seeing from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He actually knows the secret ingredient He actually knows the secret ingredient from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He believed in him he told him he was destined for greatness He believed in him he told him he was destined for greatness from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He has gotten stronger He has gotten stronger from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He is coming for the dragon scroll and you are the only one who can stop him He is coming for the dragon scroll and you are the only one who can stop him from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He is so mighty! He is so mighty! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He traveled the land in search of worthy foes He traveled the land in search of worthy foes from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He tried to take the scroll by force He tried to take the scroll by force from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He wanted the dragon scroll He wanted the dragon scroll from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He was a student the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu He was a student the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He wasn't even meant to be here! it was an accident He wasn't even meant to be here! it was an accident from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He wasn't just a student He wasn't just a student from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He won't get far archers! He won't get far archers! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He'll destroy everything and everyone He'll destroy everything and everyone from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He's coming this way! He's coming this way! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He's not going to quit bouncing i'll tell you that He's not going to quit bouncing i'll tell you that from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He's not going to quit is he He's not going to quit is he from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He's quit He's quit from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard He's too fast! He's too fast! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hello Hello from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Help him oh dear Help him oh dear from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Here look Here look from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey dad Hey dad from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey guys Hey guys from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey how's it going Hey how's it going from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey tough guy did you hear Hey tough guy did you hear from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey watch it! Hey watch it! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey! Hey! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey! (2) Hey! (2) from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey! get out of the way! Hey! get out of the way! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey! maybe I can start with that Hey! maybe I can start with that from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hey! open the door! let me in! Hey! open the door! let me in! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hi Hi from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hi you're up I am now Hi you're up I am now from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hi! good morning master! I thought i'd warm up a little Hi! good morning master! I thought i'd warm up a little from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Him who you me Him who you me from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Hit it Hit it from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard How can we repay you How can we repay you from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard How did I do there is now a level zero How did I do there is now a level zero from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard How do you get 5 How do you get 5 from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard How do you know you're not looking at her How do you know you're not looking at her from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard How how how How how how from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard How interesting How interesting from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard How is shifu ever going to turn me into the dragon warrior How is shifu ever going to turn me into the dragon warrior from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard How's that How's that from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I am very proud to have been your master I am very proud to have been your master from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I could use some good news right now I could use some good news right now from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I didn't say anything I didn't say anything from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I don't know I don't know from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I don't know dad honestly sometimes I can't believe i'm actually your son I don't know dad honestly sometimes I can't believe i'm actually your son from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I don't know I guess that I don't know I was getting a cookie I don't know I guess that I don't know I was getting a cookie from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I don't know! I don't know I don't know! I don't know from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I don't understand what master oogway was thinking I don't understand what master oogway was thinking from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I don't want your apology I want my scroll! I don't want your apology I want my scroll! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet I guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I guess so I guess so from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I have come home master I have come home master from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I have had a vision I have had a vision from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I have I have always been proud of you from the first moment i've been proud of you I have I have always been proud of you from the first moment i've been proud of you from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire that he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire that he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I just my whole life I dreamed of I just my whole life I dreamed of from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I just thought you might be monkey he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf I just thought you might be monkey he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I know he can seem kind of heartless but he wasn't always like that I know he can seem kind of heartless but he wasn't always like that from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I know I know you're right I don't have I know I know you're right I don't have from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I know master shifu is trying to inspire me and all but if I didn't know any better i'd say he was trying to get rid of me I know master shifu is trying to inspire me and all but if I didn't know any better i'd say he was trying to get rid of me from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I know you're not the dragon warrior none of you! I know you're not the dragon warrior none of you! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey but could you at least tell me where we're going I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey but could you at least tell me where we're going from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I lied I don't dream about noodles dad I lied I don't dream about noodles dad from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I love kung fu! I love kung fu! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I loved you too much to see what you were becoming what I was turning you into I loved you too much to see what you were becoming what I was turning you into from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I mean I didn't actually say that but I thought it in my mind if he could read my mind he'd be like what I mean I didn't actually say that but I thought it in my mind if he could read my mind he'd be like what from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I mean i'm not like the five I mean i'm not like the five from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I mean you don't belong in the jade palace I mean you don't belong in the jade palace from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I now see that the way to get through to you is with this I now see that the way to get through to you is with this from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I probably loosened it up for you though I probably loosened it up for you though from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of china in the history of sucking! I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of china in the history of sucking! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness! I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I said you are free to eat have a dumpling I said you are free to eat have a dumpling from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I see you like to chew maybe you should chew on my fist! I see you like to chew maybe you should chew on my fist! from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I sense the dragon warrior is among us I sense the dragon warrior is among us from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me could make me not me it was you I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me could make me not me it was you from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I think I just peed a little I think I just peed a little from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I think there's been a slight mistake everyone seems to think that i'm I think there's been a slight mistake everyone seems to think that i'm from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I thought we could stop him I thought we could stop him from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I told you that dream was a sign yeah glad I had it I told you that dream was a sign yeah glad I had it from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard I understand you eat when you are upset I understand you eat when you are upset from Kung Fu Panda Soundboard