Kung Fu Panda Soundboard Edit

A sign of what

A splinter

About what what were you dreaming about

Absolutely not

According to legend there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile no! yes

Actually when I was young and crazy I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu

After you panda

All I ever did I did to make you proud! tell me how proud you are shifu! tell me! tell me!

All right all right

All right what you got you got nothing 'cause I got it right here

All right you're awesome last thing i'm gonna say okay bye bye

All right! yeah let's go!

All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true dragon warrior will be revealed

Also I was thinking maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in you like that

Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing

Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (2)

Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (3)

Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (4)

And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet I know!

And finally master tigress!

And he's stuck with you a big fat panda who treats it like a joke

And here I am saying you got no sense of humor

And I can control where to plant the seed

And it was my pride that blinded me

And now he has a chance to make things right to train the true dragon warrior

And shifu had to destroy what he had created

And the five!

And then he turned bad and now he's in jail

And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene

And what level is that

And when the boy showed talent in kung fu

And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and you have done a perfect spilt

Are they gonna watch or should I just wait till they get back to work or something

Are we clear

Are you kidding if they can't they're 5 masters i'm just one me

Are you ready I was born re

Are your students ready

Backwards fist pound

Behold tai lung

Behold the dragon scroll it is yours

Belly Gong!

Big fan!

Blank I don't I don't understand

Bring it up!

Buddy I am the dragon warrior

But a peach cannot defeat tai lung!

But a real warrior never quits don't worry master I will never quit!

But dad didn't you ever want to do something else something besides noodles

But dad you know I was kinda thinking maybe i

But hanging out would have to wait because when you're facing the 10000 demons of demon mountain there's only one thing that matters and that's

But how could he

But how how I need your help master

But I can change you! I can turn you into the dragon warrior! and I will!

But I don't understand you finally had the noodle dream!

But if you insist

But oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused

But perhaps that is my fault I cannot train you the way I have trained the five

But shifu he'll kill you then I will finally have paid for my mistake

But sometimes you've got to go and be your own hero

But that was before before what before tai lung

But there are things we can control I can control when the fruit will fall

But when oogway said otherwise what did you do

But who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior

But who will stop tai lung

But yes you have done awesome

But you will have the one thing that no one else does

Can I do a quadruple back flip

Can I punch through walls

Can we please go now

Can we run now yes

Can you imagine me making tofu tofu

Careful! that soup is sharp

Citizens of the valley of peace it is my great honor to present to you tigress! viper! crane! monkey! mantis!

Citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior!

Come back!

Come here the secret ingredient is nothing you heard me nothing! there is no secret ingredient!

Come little one let's find your mama

Come on come on! almost there

Come on how am I supposed to beat tai lung I can't even beat you to the stairs

Come on i'm a blur you've never seen bear style

Come on son let's get back to work

Come on tai lung is on his way here right now

Come with me

Coming!

Confused

Crane height

Crane light the way

Crane!

Crossbows

Crossbows! at the ready!

Cut it!

Dad dad dad it was just a dream

Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail

Do you want to learn kung fu yeah! then I am your master!

Don't have to

Don't stand that close I can smell your breath

Don't tell monkey

Don't tempt me

Don't try and stop me

Don't worry about it just go!

Done well done well i've done awesome!

Dragon warrior has taken the scroll halfway across china by now

Ears it's not working for you I thought they were pretty good

Encouraging hug

Encouraging hug #kung fu panda #hug #embrace #comfort

Enjoy

Enough talk let's fight!

Escape from chorh gom prison is impossible!

Evacuate the valley you must protect the villagers from tai lung's rage

Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior

Even mantis has those thingies

Even the most heroic heroes in all of china the furious five bowed in respect to this great master

Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning

Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (2)

Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (3)

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting #cee loo green #jack black #dance

Everyone! go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll!

Excellent

Except for you mantis you're about the same

Excuse me pardon me sorry

Face iron ox and his blades of death

Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!

Finally!

Finally! oh yes the power of the dragon scroll is mine!

Fire crossbows! fire!

Fire!

Fly back there and tell them the real dragon warrior is coming home

Focus focus focus

Forgive us master we have failed you

From the first moment I got here you've been trying to get rid of me

Give me the scroll!

Go ahead panda show us what you can do

Go!

Good

Good I can't wait to get started

Good morning master!

Good night, sleep well

Good night, sleep well #kung fu panda #dreamworks #good night #sweet dreams #sleep

Good to be back

Good to have you back son

Good when you have been trained you may eat let us begin

Great

Guys guys I know about tai lung

Guys guys they're dead! no they're breathing they're asleep no their eyes are open

Have you finished sight seeing

He actually knows the secret ingredient

He believed in him he told him he was destined for greatness

He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared

He has gotten stronger

He is coming for the dragon scroll and you are the only one who can stop him

He is so mighty!

He traveled the land in search of worthy foes

He tried to take the scroll by force

He wanted the dragon scroll

He was a student the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu

He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness

He wasn't even meant to be here! it was an accident

He wasn't just a student

He won't get far archers!

He'll destroy everything and everyone

He's coming this way!

He's not going to quit bouncing i'll tell you that

He's not going to quit is he

He's quit

He's too fast!

Hello

Help him oh dear

Here look

Hey dad

Hey guys

Hey how's it going

Hey tough guy did you hear

Hey watch it!

Hey!

Hey! (2)

Hey! get out of the way!

Hey! maybe I can start with that

Hey! open the door! let me in!

Hi

Hi you're up I am now

Hi! good morning master! I thought i'd warm up a little

Him who you me

Hit it

How can we repay you

How did I do there is now a level zero

How do you get 5

How do you know you're not looking at her

How how how

How interesting

How is shifu ever going to turn me into the dragon warrior

How's that

I am very proud to have been your master

I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape

I could use some good news right now

I didn't say anything

I don't know

I don't know dad honestly sometimes I can't believe i'm actually your son

I don't know I guess that I don't know I was getting a cookie

I don't know! I don't know

I don't understand what master oogway was thinking

I don't want your apology I want my scroll!

I guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet

I guess so

I have come home master

I have had a vision

I have I have always been proud of you from the first moment i've been proud of you

I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire that he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen

I just my whole life I dreamed of

I just thought you might be monkey he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf

I know he can seem kind of heartless but he wasn't always like that

I know I know you're right I don't have

I know master shifu is trying to inspire me and all but if I didn't know any better i'd say he was trying to get rid of me

I know you're not the dragon warrior none of you!

I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey but could you at least tell me where we're going

I lied I don't dream about noodles dad

I love kung fu!

I loved you too much to see what you were becoming what I was turning you into

I mean I didn't actually say that but I thought it in my mind if he could read my mind he'd be like what

I mean i'm not like the five

I mean you don't belong in the jade palace

I now see that the way to get through to you is with this

I probably loosened it up for you though

I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of china in the history of sucking!

I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness!

I said you are free to eat have a dumpling

I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom

I see you like to chew maybe you should chew on my fist!

I sense the dragon warrior is among us

I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me could make me not me it was you

I think I just peed a little

I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago

I think there's been a slight mistake everyone seems to think that i'm

I thought we could stop him

I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better

I told you that dream was a sign yeah glad I had it

I understand you eat when you are upset