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Young Frankenstein (1974) Soundboard

Young Frankenstein (1974) Soundboard

Young Frankenstein is a comedy film directed by Mel Brooks and released in 1974. It is a parody of classic horror movies, particularly the 1931 film adaptation of Mary Shelley's novel, "Frankenstein." The movie pays homage to the original while infusing it with witty humor and absurdity, making it a beloved cult classic.

The film follows the story of Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, played by Gene Wilder, who inherits his infamous grandfather's estate in Transylvania. Reluctant to follow in his ancestor's footsteps, Frederick navigates his way through a series of comedic mishaps as he confronts his own urge to bring life to the dead. With the help of his loyal assistant, Igor (Marty Feldman), his beautiful lab assistant, Inga (Teri Garr), and the mysterious Frau Blücher (Cloris Leachman), Frederick attempts to create a new creature that will wreak havoc on the world.

Gene Wilder's portrayal of Dr. Frederick Frankenstein is nothing short of genius. His comedic timing and subtle expressions bring the character to life in a way that is both hilarious and endearing. Wilder's chemistry with Marty Feldman, who plays the iconic hunchbacked Igor, adds another layer of comedic brilliance to the film. Feldman's exaggerated physicality and quick-witted humor make Igor a scene-stealing character.

Teri Garr's portrayal of Inga, Frederick's assistant and love interest, is both funny and seductive. Garr perfectly balances the character's innocence and allure, providing comedic relief and adding a touch of romance to the film. Another standout performance comes from Cloris Leachman as Frau Blücher. Leachman's over-the-top portrayal of the mysterious housekeeper is both strange and hilarious, leaving a lasting impression on viewers.

The film also features an exceptional supporting cast, including Peter Boyle as the Monster, Madeline Kahn as Elizabeth, and Kenneth Mars as Inspector Kemp. Each actor brings their own unique comedic style to their roles, enhancing the overall humor of the film.

One of the highlights of "Young Frankenstein" is Mel Brooks' exceptional writing and direction. Known for his satirical approach to filmmaking, Brooks perfectly blends comedy and horror in this parody. His witty dialogue and clever references to the original "Frankenstein" film showcase his deep appreciation for the source material. The attention to detail in recreating the sets, costumes, and atmosphere of the original film is also commendable.

Additionally, the film boasts a remarkable score by composer John Morris. The hauntingly beautiful and melodramatic music perfectly complements the comedic elements of the story. From the iconic opening sequence to the climactic finale, Morris' score enhances the overall cinematic experience of "Young Frankenstein."

With its clever humor, exceptional performances, and brilliant writing, "Young Frankenstein" continues to captivate audiences decades after its release. Its enduring popularity has led to a successful Broadway adaptation and numerous revivals. The film has become a staple for fans of comedy and classic horror alike.

If you're a fan of iconic films that effortlessly blend comedy and horror, then "Young Frankenstein" is a must-watch. Its timeless humor and brilliant performances make it a true masterpiece of satire. So, sit back, relax, and indulge in this legendary comedy that will have you laughing out loud from start to finish.

You can relive the magic of "Young Frankenstein" by watching the film or downloading its sounds here. Immerse yourself in the world of Dr. Frankenstein and his hilarious adventures in Transylvania.

A couple of throw pillows
A few short weeks ago coming from a background believe me as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you
A light so brilliant and wondrous and yet so simple changed the poles from plus to minus and from minus to plus
A neurological demonstration...
A nip from the old bottle wouldn't be too bad either would it sir
A piece of vermicelli in a glass case...
A riot is an ugly thing und I think that it is just about time that we had one!
A riot is an ugly thing und once you get one started there is little chance of stopping it short of bloodshed
A visitor is all I ask a temporary companion to help me pass a few short hours in my lonely life
Aaah!
Abby someone abby someone abby who abby normal abby normal
After you frau blucher
Agggggh!
Agggh!
Agggh! [Screaming]
Agggh! Agggh!
Ah but your hand is frozen my child how does a nice bowl of soup sound to you huh mmmmm
Ah! oh my ahhh! ahhh!
Ahh! the nails! oh! sorry
Ahhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Ahhh. There.
Alive! It's alive!
Alive! it's alive! it's alive!
All aboard!
All aboard! (2)
All right all right that's good enough for the likes of him
All right I think I have it figured out now
All right now now now just hold it right there now
All right then close your robe and follow me
All right you win you win I give i'll say it i'll say it i'll say it
All those scientists they're all alike! they say they're working for us but what they really want is to rule the world!
Allow me master
Allow me, master.
And I just followed it down.
And I want the world to know once and for all and without any shame that we love him!
And infamous.
And it was you who left my grandfather's book out for me to find!
And it was you who left my grandfather's book out for me to find! yes! so that I would yes!
And listen to me you are not evil you are good!
And listen to me.
And now a little wine with your soup, huh?
And now if you don't mind inspector i'm a little bit tired
And now may I present to you dr baron frederick von frankenstein
And now, if you don't mind, inspector, I'm a little bit tired.
And penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!
And shouted to the cold stars...
And then when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger
And where is my grandfather's private library
And you won't be angry I will not be angry
Are going to make...
Are there any questions before we leave
Are there any questions before we proceed
Are you insane he'll kill you!
Are you ready
Are you ready for your soup mmmmm hold out your bowl then
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 1 2 foot long 54 inch wide gorilla
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain...
Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti
Are you sure this is how they did it yes! yes! it's all written down in the notes!
Are you sure you want to go through with this
Aren't there any lights in this place two nasty looking switches over here but i'm not going to be the first
As a matter of fact we were just having one as you were driving up what what
As heaven is my witness up
As heaven is my witness Up
As long as I can remember people have hated me they looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror
As the leader of this community may I be the first to offer you my hand in friendship
As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed I resolved therefore to make the creature of a gigantic stature
As you can see all communication is shut off
As your creator I command you to come back!
At your service sir always
Backwards!
Became capable of bestowing animation..
Because once a nerve fiber is severed there is no way in heaven or on earth to regenerate life back into it
Behind ze bookcase
Believe me, as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you...
Blucher!
Books and papers it is! this is my grandfather's private library! I feel it!
Boy
But aren't you the grandson of the famous dr victor frankenstein who went into graveyards dug up freshly buried corpses and transformed dead components into
But as a fronkensteen aren't you the least bit curious about it
But for what you're about to see next we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
But how how before it's too late
But I didn't look upstairs I thought you did
But I didn't. It was never All we
But i'd rather be remembered for my own small contributions to science and not because of my accidental relationship to a famous cuckoo
But look what has been done with hearts and kidneys
But papa I told you that I was turning the rostbraten don't you remember I asked you to put helga to you
But sir
But there's nothing here but books and papers!
But tonight we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself!
But wasn't that the whole basis of your grandfather's work sir the reanimation of dead tissue
But what if we block the nerve impulse by simply applying local pressure
But who was playing it I don't know but whoever it was just barely finished putting out his cigar
But you did I just heard it
But you have to remember that a worm with very few exceptions is not a human being
But your grandfather's work sir
Call it a hunch
Calm down i'm not afraid of you
Can you account for yourself?
Can you imagine the brain of hans delbruck in this body
Can you imagine the brain of Hans Delbruck in this body?
Chained chained like a beast in a cage
Chained like a beast in a cage.
Changed the poles from plus to minus...
Class is dismissed
Class... is, uh..
Come back! do you understand me I will not let you destroy my work!
Come let's mix where rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellers in their mitts mmmmin' mm mmm ritz!
Come on come come on
Come on. Come. Come on.
Come over here you hot monster
Come! come on! you can do it!
Come! come on! you can do it! (2)
Crude yes primitive yes perhaps even grotesque yet something inexplicable tells me that this might be our man
Crude, yes. Primitive, yes. Perhaps even grotesque.
Damn your eyes! too late
Darling you mustn't worry so
Darling!
Darling! (2)
Darling! darling! surprised surprised love me love you
Darling! what surprised I uh yes love me well
Darling! yes
Dead is dead!
Destiny, destiny!
Destiny! destiny! no escaping that for me! destiny destiny! no escaping that for me! destiny destiny! no escaping
Did you
Did you did you tie off the kites of course oh all right good
Didn't you didn't you used to have that on the other side what your uh oh never mind
Different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes or cutaway coat perfect fits mmmmin' mm mmm ritz!
Distinguished colleagues ladies and gentlemen tonight it is my great privilege of introducing to you a man whose family name was once both famous and infamous
Do you also say froderick no frederick
Do you have that name I gave you I have it written down
Do you have your cigar let me see let me see all right
Do you understand
Do you understand do not open this door!
Do you understand?
Do you wanna talk about physical strength do you want to talk about sheer muscle
Do you want to talk about the olympian ideal you are a god!
Doctor I have doctor
Doctor look!
Doctor where are you
Does that mean you love me
Doesn't the bringing back to life what was once dead hold any intrigue for you
Don't be frightened dear it's just a rat a filthy slimy rat!
Don't give me that! I don't believe in fate! and I won't say it
Don't inhale until the tip glows
Don't put the candle back
Don't touch him! he wants to do it by himself!
Dr frankenstein
Dr fronkensteen are you all right
Dr fronkensteen wake up
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper tryin' mighty hard to look like gary cooper
Eh how do you do I am dr fronkensteen
Ein zwei drei! ein zwei drei! ein zwei drei!
Elevate me now right here
Elevate me.
Especially when there is a frankenstein residing in this house
Every day!
Excellent shot
Excellent shot.
Excuse me darling what is it exactly that you do do
Excuse me, darling
Fire Fire is our friend. Yes.
Fire is good yes fire is our friend yes i'll show you i'll show you
First may I offer for your consideration a neurological demonstration of the primary cerebellar functions balance and coordination
Five six seven eight
Follow me please
Following in his grandfather's footschtops footschtops! oh! footsteps!
For god's sake come on are you trying to make me look like a fool
For my own small contributions to science...
Frau blucher!
Freddy darling how can I say in a few minutes what it's taken me a lifetime to understand
Froderick!
From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars
From what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues may I now present a cultured sophisticated man about town
Fronkensteen
Get down you fool!
Get in there!
Get ready! get set! go!
Give him an extra dollar extra dollar yes sir
Glory glory hallelujah glory glory hallelujah
Gone gone! we've got to find him do you understand we've got to find him before he kills someone!
Good bye darling good bye freddy
Good girl
Good lord!
Good man
Good night constable good night sir
Good night darling
Good night darling good night sweetheart
Good night frau blucher
Good night herr doktor
Good thinking
Good! good!
H delbruck hans delbruck
Ha! monsters!
Halt! up
Hand me that candle will you
Hand me that robe would you dear
Hans Delbruck.
Harry he was at it again
Have the preparations been made for the transference yes doctor
He alone held an image of me as something beautiful
He has loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword
He used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself
He will curse the day that he was born a frankenstein!
He would have an enormous schwanstucker
He'll kill you!
He's a frankenstein! and they're all alike!
He's beautiful and he is mine!
He's gonna be very popular
He's hideous!
He's out! I know
Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys!
Hello handsome! you're a good looking fellow do you know that
Hello mrs frankenstein
Hello there i'm going to set you free
Hello you've caught something there
Hello!
Help me! quick! the sedative!
Here I come
Herr Doktor
His truth is marching on da yat da da da da da
Hit it!
Hold on to your hat what i'll be right back
Hold out your bowl then.
Honey did you see I put a special hamper in the bathroom just for your shirts and the other one is just for socks and poo poo undies
Honey! honey I hope you didn't find daddy's little party too boring he did it just for you and he meant so well say you liked it mm hmm
How did you get here through the dumbwaiter
How did you get here?
How do you do
How do you do (2)
How hungry you must have been
How long now two more minutes
How much do you want to let me go my father's very rich you would have the world at your fingertips
How nice
How very nice to meet you constable
How will I know when they are done
How will I know when they are done?
Hurry now we're fighting time and the elements
I aaah! ain't got no body and nobody cares for me yakka tak ta yakka tak ta ha
I alone succeeded in discovering the secret of bestowing life
I am a bit tired after all
I am a scientist not a philosopher!
I am frau blucher
I am man our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our own mortality
I am not a Frankenstein!
I am not afraid I know what he likes
I am not interested in death! the only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life!
I am the monster!
I assure you there is nothing to fear
I began an experiment in incredulous as it may sound the reanimation of dead tissue
I did put in?
I didn't make a yummy sound I just asked you what it is
I do not want to live! [Sobbing]
I don't know what you mean sir
I don't know what you mean, sir
I don't want to live! I do not want to live!
I find it extremely amusing that's all
I find it extremely amusing, that's all.
I have one question dr frankenstein
I have one question, Dr. Frankenstein.
I heard the strangest music from the upstairs kitchen and I just followed it down
I hope you like old fashioned weddings
I live because this poor half crazed genius has given me life
I live...
I love you I love you too you love me I love you a lot I love you honey
I prefer old fashioned wedding nights
I prefer old fashioned wedding nights.
I said he will curse the day that he was born a frankenstein
I said put that man down!
I say there's the possibility of electrocution!
I see
I suggest you put on a tie
I suppose you're right of course I am
I suppose you're right of course I am I always am
I think before we go around killing people we had better make damn sure of our evidence und
I think what is in order is for me to pay a little visit on the good doctor und to have a nice quiet chat
I thought I told you never to interrupt me while i'm working!
I thought this was an emergency
I understand I understand why are you shouting
I understand. I understand.
I want you to sit up
I will not have this meeting become a free for all
I will not let you destroy my work!
I wonder what's got into them
I wonder who that could be at this hour
I would instead cause fear!
I wouldn't think an intelligent fellow like you would fall for this superstitious rot
I'd better take a look
I'd like you to meet my assistants inga and igor
I'd like you to meet my assistants, Inga and Igor.
I'll just pay the driver
I'm a Fronkensteen!
I'm a v oh my god woof
I'm almost sure that was the name
I'm engaged and once he but I didn't it was never all we
I'm going in there bring me that candle no! yes!
I'm going to set him free!
I'm going to set you free would you like that meine schatze kopf
I'm going to teach you i'm going to show you how to walk how to speak how to move how to think
I'm holding on to it darling
I'm not a frankenstein I am not a frankenstein! i'm a fronkensteen!
I'm sorry doctor I thought this was an emergency
I'm sorry doctor this cable came while you were gone
I'm sure we'll get along splendidly oh! sorry i
I'm talking about the central nervous system!
I've traveled 5,000 miles...
I've traveled 5000 miles to bring you the will of your great grandfather baron beaufort von frankenstein
If I could find a way to equalize the imbalance in his cerebral spinal fluid why he'd be as right as rain
If science teaches us anything it teaches us to accept our failures as well as our successes with quiet dignity and grace
If there was some way I could help to relieve the tension if there was just some way I could give you a little peace
If we look at the base of a brain which has just been removed from the skull there's very little of the midbrain that we can actually see
If you don't mind can we get on with your question
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits mmmmin' mm mmm ritz!
Igor
Igor bring the bags as soon as you're finished please
Igor release the safety valve on the main wheel
Igor would you give me a hand with the bags soitainly you take the blonde i'll take the one in the turban
Igor!
In conclusion it should be noted
In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love which was my deepest hope I would instead cause fear!
In other words his veins his feet his hands his organs would all have to be increased in size exactly
In spite of our mechanical magnificence if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses we would collapse like a bunch of broccoli!
Incredulous as it may sound
Inga quick! see who that is
Inspector kemp
Is for me to pay a little visit...
Is that perfectly clear I think so
Is that perfectly clear?
Is that what you're telling me
Is the sedative ready yes doctor
Is your room just down the hall in case I get the frights during the night
Isn't it true that darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until by some extraordinary means it actually began to move with a voluntary motion
It begins as a stimulus from the cerebral cortex passes through the brain stem and to the particular muscles involved
It could work!
It is not superstition that worries me herr doktor but genes und chromosomes
It seems louder over here
It wasn't me it wasn't me
It's been a long day i'm sure you're very tired
It's gonna be a long night if you need any help with the girls please don't
It's in their blood they can't help it
It's not rotten! It's a good brain!
It's not rotten! it's a good brain!
It's nothing nothing I tell you
It's rotten I tell you! rotten!
It's still warm hmm
It's the monster! nah can't be! it is
It's the only thing that can save him now
Ix nay on the otten ray
Ja I see that you are the monster
Ja! ja! track 29!
Just a few more seconds!
Just a moment sir! I know everyone in this neighborhood but i've never seen yo ur face before can you account for yourself
Just an atmospheric discharge nothing to be afraid of
Just think a dead brain ready to live again in a new body
Kill the monster!
Kipper mmm thank you doctor
Ladies and gentlemen may I present for your intellectual and philosophical pleasure the creature!
Ladies and gentlemen mesdames and messieurs damen und herren
Ladies and gentlemen up until now you've seen the creature perform the simple mechanics of motor activity
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies this way
Let him! let him!
Let me come with you doctor please I don't want to stay up here alone
Let me out let me out of here get me the hell out of here
Let's go
Let's try this one
Life! life! do you hear me give my creation life!
Listen I have to be back by 11 30 i'm expecting a very important call
Little boys ain't supposed to play with fire is they 'cause they might get hurt!
Look at that boyish face look at that sweet smile
Look no blood no decomposition just a few sutures
Look! He's coming back! Oh, look!
Look! look at this!
Loose! he's broken loose do you know what that means
Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life
Love is the only thing...
May I speak to you for a moment of course sit down won't you thank you
May I take that for a yes mmmmm
May I take that for a yes?
Maybe it is better off dead
Maybe she was in the bathroom when you looked
Mmmm
Mmmm.
Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
Mmmmm mmmmm! mmmmm! the feeling is mutual
Mmmmm!
Mmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmm!
Mmmmmmmm.
Mommy!
Mr hilltop here with whom I have never worked nor given any prior instructions to has graciously offered his services for this afternoon's demonstration
Mr hilltop would you hop up on your feet and stand beside this table
Mrs frankenstein what a beautiful name!
My fellow scientists and neurosurgeons ladies and gentlemen
My grandfather was a very sick man
My grandfather's work was doo doo!
My name is frankenstein!
My name is gerhardt falkstein
My name is harold and I live here all alone
My sweet love
Nay even more I myself became capable of bestowing animation upon lifeless matter!
Need a hand ah no thanks have one thanks very much all the same
Nein!
Neither do we intend them to carry out our contraction of muscles yet as you can see they work by themselves
New york next! everybody out for new york!
Nice and cozy just like old friends
Nice grouping thank you
Nice hopping
Nice working with you
No he won't not this one he is as gentle as a lamb
No it's pronounced fronkensteen
No matter what you hear in there no matter how cruelly I beg you no matter how terribly I may scream do not open this door or you will undo everything i've worked for
No no be of good cheer
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
No no! up here all right thank you
No! no you mustn't!
No! no! no!
No! No! No!
No! No! Please! Just another seven seconds!
No! no! please! just another seven seconds!
No! ohhh! I don't believe ohhh! ahhh! ohhh! ohhh!
No. It's pronounced Fronkensteen
No. Thank you very much
Not in the least
Not on the lips what i'm going to that party at nana and nicky's later I don't want to smear my lipstick
Not to the good people of this village herr doktor to them he is a very real thing
Nothing
Nothing! thank you i'm a little tired
Now come along like a good boy
Now for a little surprise for a special occasion i've been saving cigars take one
Now give me a kiss and say good night no tongues
Now listen to me very carefully
Now that brain that you gave me was it hans delbruck's no ah! good
Now throw a kiss and say bye bye
Now tie off the kites and hurry down as fast as you can!
Now walk!
Now we haven't heard from the one man most qualified to judge the situation fairly
Now, that brain that you gave me..
Now!
Now! (2)
Of course the rates have gone up of course of course
Of course! that would simplify everything
Oh all right seven has always been my lucky number
Oh can I give you a shine uh no thanks
Oh darling
Oh dear nothing left what shall we throw in now
Oh dear!
Oh do you like it i'm not partial to desserts myself but this is excellent
Oh doctor I feel so terrible
Oh doctor i'm frightened don't worry
Oh doctor i'm sor
Oh doctor you mustn't do this to yourself
Oh doctor! the candle
Oh frederick
Oh frederick are you all right yes
Oh frederick if only there was some way I could relieve this torture you are going through mmm mmm mmm
Oh hurry now before I make a fool of myself
Oh I love my pretty little flower oh I love my pretty little flower oh I love my flower
Oh I think I love him
Oh look doctor a passageway!
Oh maybe it's better this way
Oh my friend my friend you don't know what your visit means to me how long i've waited for the pleasure of another human being
Oh my god! it's the villagers!
Oh my joy and my prize from heaven
Oh my only love
Oh my sweet darling oh my dearest love i'll count the hours that you're away oh darling so will i
Oh no no no no don't speak don't speak don't say a word
Oh of course doctor
Oh some monster you are
Oh sweet mystery of life at last i've found you
Oh sweet mystery of life at last i've found you oh at last I know the secret of your arms
Oh thanks very much
Oh that'll be inga herr falkstein thought you might need a laboratory assistant temporarily
Oh that's all right there we are
Oh tosh!
Oh victor victor! we have done it!
Oh what an awesome sight what a profound and reverent night is this
Oh yes sir I was told you were here
Oh you're incorrigible!
Oh! oh forgive me I didn't realize you were mute
Oh! tive! tive! tive! sedative! on the nosey!
Ohh mama!
Ohh sometimes i'm afraid of the lightning
Ohhh grrr! grrr! grrrrr! ruff! oof!
Ohhh this is a nice boy this is a good boy this is a mother's angel
On the good doctor...
Oof! hello would you like to have a roll in the hay it's fun roll roll roll in the hay oh!
Oof! what was that
Ooh sounds like uh to give! sed a give! give him a sed a give!
Ooper dooper!
Open this goddamn door or i'll kick your rotten heads in!
Or or to wait just a little while longer when I can give myself to you without hesitation when I can be totally and unashamedly and legally yours
Ovaltine
Pardon me boy is this the transylvania station
Penny for your thoughts
People laugh at you people hate you but why do they hate you because they are jealous!
Please I beg you! for safety's sake don't humiliate him!
Please my creation!
Please, my creation!
Put that man down!
Put the candle back!
Put ze candle back!
Quick give him the quick give him the
Quick!
Quick! catch him!
Quick! quick give him the
Quiet dignity and grace
Ready yes I think yes
Reflex movements are those which are made independently of the will but are carried out along pathways which pass between the peripheral nervous system and the central nervous system
Remain in your seats I beg you! we are not children here we are scientists!
Reputation reputation
Rubbish!
Say nothing act casual
Second syllable little word zis zat zhe
Sed a give
Sed a give!
See mama was right
Shh!
Shh! there is a light coming from behind that door follow me
Sit down sit down!
So then what we're aiming for is a being approximately seven feet in height with all features either congenitally or artificially proportionate in size
So this is where it all happened
Some warm milk perhaps no thank you very much no thanks
Something like this
Something like... this?
Something of that incident when I was a student...
Sometimes in our preoccupation with worldly matters we tend to forget the simple pleasures the basis for true happiness
Son of a bitch bastard! I'll get you for this!
Son of a bitch bastard! i'll get you for this! what did you do to me what did you do to me
Speak! speak! why don't you speak
Stand back
Stand back!
Stand back! stand back for the love of god! he has a rotten brain!
Stand on your feet
Stand... on your feet
Stay close to the candles the staircase can be treacherous
Steady!
Stop it doctor stop it! you'll kill him!
Stop that i'm talking about the luggage
Stop! don't come closer!
Such strange goings on
Suit yourself i'm easy
Sweet dreams darling sweet dreams good night don't let the bedbugs bite
Switching off!
Taffeta darling taffeta sweetheart no the dress is taffeta it wrinkles so easily oh
Take out the candle and i'll block the bookcase with my body
Thank god you put helga to bed
Thank heavens that's over with
Thank you lord! thank you!
Thank you very much constable
Thank you you are entirely welcome
Thank you.
That any more than common injury to the nerve root is always serious
That goes without saying
That he was born a Frankenstein!
That music! yes it's in your blood it's in the blood of all frankensteins it reaches the soul when words are useless
That this might be our man.
That was your cigar smoldering in the ashtray! yes!
That young Frankenstein is indeed...
That's a tough choice you're a tough guy
That's enough now! I will not have this meeting become a free for all
That's fronkensteen
That's fronkensteen I beg your pardon my name it's pronounced fronkensteen
That's the ticket! yes
The baron's medical library.
The Creature!
The doctor said to allow 15 minutes not one second more or less
The hair! the hair! just been set sorry sorry
The poor lifeless hulk
The so called brain stem consists of the midbrain a rounded protrusion called the pons and a stalk tapering downwards called the medulla oblongata
Then I will say good night good night!
Then it was you all the time! yes!
Then you and victor were yes! yes! say it! he was my boyfriend!
There's only one answer
There's that horrid man again
These are serious charges you're making and all the more painful to us your elders because we still have nightmares from five times before
They looked at my face and my body...
They wanted to hurt you but i'm going to help you
Think you'll be more comfortable in the rear oh
This is my assistant inga may I present frau blucher
This is my financier elizabeth oh i'm so happy to meet you at last uh financee
This is the 20th century kemp monsters are passe like ghosts and goblins
This is the moment
This is the only library I know of dr frankenstone fronkensteen
This is your room it was your grandfather victor's room I see
This man is different I tell you you can see that after you talk to him for five minutes!
This was victor's the baron's medical library
This way.
Three syllables first syllable sounds like head! uh sounds like head! bed! uh sed! sed! sed! sed!
Throw it I say! throw it!
Throw the main switch!
Throw the second switch!
Throw the third switch! not the third switch
To the lumberyard!
Together you and I are going to make the greatest single contribution to science since the creation of fire!
Tonight we shall ascend into the heavens
Turn everything off and bring me down!
Uh check the generator yes master
Uh dr frank fronkensteen yes
Uh huh uh huh good good yes sir
Uh sed a sed a dirty word! he said a dirty word!
Uh well I assist dr frankenstein in the laboratory we have intellectual discussions und we
Uh would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in
Uh you know I don't mean to embarrass you but i'm a rather brilliant surgeon perhaps I could help you with that hump what hump
Uh you were sent by herr falkstein weren't you
Uh, sounds like head! Bed! Uh, sed!
Und
Und just who do you think you are that you order these people about
Und now let us all go to my house for a little sponge cake und a little wine! und shit!
Und once you get one started...
Und to have a nice, quiet chat.
Until from the midst of this darkness a sudden light broke in upon me
Until we meet again herr baron
Very good since our lab work today is a demonstration of just that distinction why don't we proceed
Very well I think you can find the way out by yourself can't you of course
W w w wow! w w w w wow!
Wait master it might be dangerous you go first
Wait! a toast a toast to yes! to long friendship
Wait! wait! where are you going I was going to make espresso
Walk heel to toe
Walk this way this way
We are not aware of these impulses
We had better confirm the fact that young frankenstein is indeed following in his grandfather's footschtops!
We shall command the thunders!
We shall command the thunders!
We shall mock the earthquake
We shall mock the earthquake.
We've all of us got to behave normally.
Well dear are you ready yes doctor
Well I guess this is it
Well i'm constable henry sir pleased to meet you
Well if you have everything in hand sir i'll say good night
Well it seems as if our mysterious violinist has disa p disa what appeared
Well let's turn in
Well let's turn in ohhh!
Well now look here if it wasn't you and it wasn't you
Well sir i'm not sure I understand the distinction between reflexive and voluntary nerve impulses
Well then I may give the villagers your complete assurance that you have no interest whatsoever in carrying on your grandfather's work
Well there it is home
Well there seem to be quite a few books
Well these books are all very general any doctor might have them in his study
Well they were wrong then weren't they
Well this explains the music
Well this is of course an entirely different situation
Well this was fun
Well we'll see good night
Well why isn't it froderick fronkensteen it isn't it's frederick fronkensteen
Well yes but I thought perhaps tonight under the circumstances I might stay here with you
Well you might say but this is transylvania und you are a frankenstein
Well you must've been the tallest in your class
Well, dear...
Well, it seems as if our mysterious violinist...
Well, there it is
Werewolf there what there wolf there castle
Werewolf!
What a filthy job! could be worse how could be raining
What a filthy mess! I don't know a little paint a few flowers a couple of throw pillows
What are you doing
What are you doing oh! oh you can't be serious
What did he say
What do you want me to do about it
What elizabeth here tonight
What give him the what
What have I done oh god in heaven what have I done
What I have to offer you might possibly be the gateway to immortality
What is it
What is it (2)
What is it what's the matter
What is it what's the matter is it that music it's probably just from some nearby cottage nothing to worry about
What is it?
What is this place music room
What is this schwartzwalder kirsch torte
What knockers! oh! thank you doctor
What no no no fire is good
What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance
What three syllables yes
What time is it almost time
What would I do without you
What? Give him the what?
What's that noise I don't know
What's that strange music I have no idea but it seems to be coming from behind ze bookcase
What's the hurry there's the possibility of electrocution! do you understand
What's the matter with you people I was joking! don't you know a joke when you hear one ha ha ha ha!
What's the matter you're afraid of this little fire this can't hurt you see
What's your name mmmmm I didn't get that mmmmm
Whatever that music is it's coming from down there
When I can give myself to you without hesitation...
When I give the word throw the first switch!
When monster is loose boards must be tight ahhh there
When stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea...
Where am i
Where are you going to wash up i've got to look normal we've all of us got to behave normally
Where are you going where oh you men are all alike! seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys to boast and brag!
Where is it where is it what there's always a device if I could just spot the triggering mechanism
Which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp just at the swelling on the posterior nerve roots for oh say five or six seconds
Which pass between the peripheral nervous system...
Which passes out of the skull through the foramen magnum and becomes of course the spinal cord
Who are you talking to to you
Who are you what do you want what are you going to do to me
Why are you shouting?
Why are you talking that way I thought you wanted to no I don't want to
Why look you haven't even touched your food there! now i've touched it happy
Why the worm sir
Why you mother grabbing bastard!
Why you're chilled to the bone sir! a nice warm fire would be the thing for you yes yes
Will you talk to us please
With a voluntary motion?
With all of your might shove against the other side of the bookcase
With all this monster business I take no chances I remember the last time
With all this monster business, I take no chances.
With such a specimen for a body all we need now is an equally magnificent brain
With such a specimen for a body...
Won't you try all right
Woof!
Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring no thank you
Would you excuse me for one minute dear
Would you raise your left knee please
Would you want me like this now so soon before our wedding so near we can almost touch it
Yes
Yes doctor
Yes drop by any time we are always open
Yes I am dr frederick fronkensteen newly arrived from america
Yes I will go prepare her room at once
Yes it seems to me I did read something of that incident when I was a student
Yes master
Yes master (2)
Yes master (3)
Yes master (4)
Yes my grandfather used to work for your grandfather
Yes well I know what it means to be cold and hungry yes and how much it means to have some kindness from a stranger
Yes yes raise the platform oh the platform! oh that! ja! yes
Yes yes yes ohhh and now a little wine with your soup huh
Yes, Doctor.
Yes, it seems to me I did read...
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! whoa! whoa boy!
Yes! Yes! It's all written down in the notes!
Yes! yes! yes! we all know what he did
Yes! Yes! Yes! We all know what he did.
Yes?
Yet as I demonstrated in my lecture last week if the under aspects of the temporal lobes are gently pulled apart the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen
You bet your boots it does
You bet your boots it does.
You better keep your mouth shut!
You can do it
You can do it! you can do it!
You didn't look upstairs

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