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A coke
A cold drink okay
A couple of towns couple of bosses
A dollar
A phony what do you mean a phony what you talking about man
A true vision of paradise itself with two of the angels right there frisking around with my boy
Aah! brake it up break it up! he'll kill him!
About a mile and a half
About two hours left
Ah drag it's gonna be one hot mother today
Ain't ate for four days you gonna need a little extra
Ain't but four what did I tell you you owe me a cold drink
Ain't nothing to do with it
Ain't you ever gonna learn that they ain't gonna let no doctors here
Alibi
All 50 of them
All right
All right (2)
All right (3)
All right (4)
All right (5)
All right 20 dollars! anything gambler more like it
All right all right
All right all right last bell last bell
All right break it up
All right break it up break it up
All right come on come on break it up
All right come on slip it to you drag let's go
All right drink it up gambler
All right everybody in the trucks
All right get your money up
All right here
All right i'll call
All right i'll see your buck and back a buck
All right i'm in this next
All right koko wipe it off
All right last bell last bell
All right let's go
All right let's move it
All right luke luke
All right men let's eat them beans
All right now get mad at them damned eggs eat it there boy chew on it gnaw on it
All right now the rest of you I wanna hear from some big money men where's all the high rollers
All right pot's right here we go
All right roll it
All right smoke it up
All right smoke it up!
All right stand back you pedestrians this ain't no automobile accident
All right then you just call him
All right you men get lined up here
All that time you was planning on running again
All you new meats you gonna have to shape up fast and hard for this gang
All you've got to do is give up nice and quiet
An hour
And call the rest of us boss you hear
And down below man that thing didn't reach no higher than
And I don't like it any more than you men
And I mean right
And I wanna see you roll it
And john too
And just where am I supposed to fit in
And that girl in kentucky i'd taken a shine to her
And the big ace gets slop in the face
And the three gets big ace
And then john here he wrote to the police
And then the terrible trio are gonna be complete again
And then we gonna get koko out of there
And they was aiming to kill you but I fixed it
And you make a bad enough mistake and then you gotta deal with the man and he is one rough old boy okay
Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed spends a night in the box
Any man don't bring his empty bottle spends a night in the box
Any man don't keep order spends a night in the box
Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box
Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box
Any man loud talking spends a night in the box
Any man not in his bunk at 8 spends the night in the box
Any man playing grab ass or fighting spends a night in the box
Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box
Anybody here
Aren't you gonna take those stripes off your pants
As carol pressed her lips to him his right hand started a slow descent down her silken body
Attaboy chew chew
Aw come on clarence
Babalugats got a bet here
Baby broke up in there oh my poor baby they done you real good
Barn! barn!
Be glad you got somebody kid
Bear is sure gonna be walking the road today
Because the sheriff will arrest you he's gonna take you down
Because they gonna remind you of what I been saying for your own good
Before you know it the heat's gonna be off of you
Ben ben huh
Bet the savanahs
Bet you can't
Big deal passing two bit checks
Blind dick is paying back 3 and borrowing 5
Blue come back here damn it blue come back damn it you blue baby
Boiled for 15 minutes eat the wholee thing in an hour
Borrowing
Boss drinking it up here
Boss godfrey
Boss paul says you wasn't happy with your job that you was complaining
Boy let me tell you something you know them chains ain't medals you get them for making mistakes
Boy look at him go
Break it up! come on break it up!
Breaking entering and assault
But as long as you done took a stand why don't you put money where your mouth is not no measly buck
But I got it here
But I loved my neighbor and his wife
But I made this arrangement
But it's beginning to get to me
But luke
But they didn't get my mind right not with no stick no sir
But when I saw you tearing down the road in that truck
But you ain't strong enough
But you don't understand I made this deal
Call the captain captain
Can
Can I see that what are you
Can too
Can too (2)
Can too (3)
Can you spare a minute it's about time we had a little talk
Can't you wait until he stops bleeding
Captain says for us to wait until the patrol gets in
Carr what's the time
Carr you got anything
Champagne you was having a good time man you had it made
Checking my yo yo boss
Chin up boy
Cold drink
Cold drink he don't make it
Come
Come on baby pop
Come on boy
Come on come on blue
Come on come on come on chew chew chew
Come on come on tell us what were they like
Come on don't get up
Come on drag
Come on drag cut it out
Come on drag let us see the picture
Come on get in there
Come on get it up
Come on let me take a look
Come on luke come on get him
Come on luke come on luke
Come on luke eighteen to go
Come on ma
Come on my baby
Come on my darling
Come on now get it up
Come on now let's talk some money!
Come on now right over here
Come on out luke
Come on son come on up out of there
Come on that's it luke
Come on you're welcome to it old timer
Come on you've had your fun
Comes a time a day like when the bitch just don't recognize the pups no more so she don't have no hopes nor love to give her pain
Coming in boss
Coming out here boss
Cool hand luke
Corning in there wicker man
Cram it in and break it off hyah
Cut it out cut it out
Cuter
Cuter (2)
Cuter again
Cutting the heads off of parking meters captain
Daily walking close to thee
Damn
Damn (2)
Damn things is blocking the scenery
Deal
Dear boys playing it cool luke
Desire and fear temptation and terror yearning and horror warred within her beautiful young body
Deuce gets a four no help
Did he have his eyes open or closed drag
Did you see how she was just about popping out of the top of that dress
Didn't even have sense to run from the road like everybody else
Dime
Do it man
Do you see my skinny little boy chow tonight
Do you wanna spend the night in the box too
Do yourself a favor read this part that koko underlined for me
Doesn't have
Dog boy shut them dogs up
Dollar's a deal
Don't boss
Don't boss don't hit me anymore for god's sake don't hit me anymore
Don't he ever talk
Don't hit me boss don't hit me i'll do whatever you say only don't hit me
Don't look at me mullethead
Don't you ever talk that way to me #dont ever talk that way to me #dont show disrespect #dont talk that way #strother martin #cool hand luke
Don't you ever talk that way to me never never
Drag
Drag drag new meat bus
Drag finish him finish him off drag
Drinking it up here boss
Drinking it up here boss (2)
Dying boy he can have this little life any time he wants to you hear that huh you hear it
Edgar potter
Eight
Enough
Every cent in camp is riding
Every saturday put the clean sheet on the top the top on the bottom bottom turn in to the laundry boy
Everything will be right back where it was right sweet buddy
Excuse me boss don't mean to interrupt caught short here
Expect that should come in real handy around here captain
Failure to Communicate #failure to communicate #no communication #mixed messages #strother martin #cool hand luke
Fifty boss
Fifty cents for a sweet job like that that's worth at least a buck
Fifty eggs gotta weigh a good 6 pounds man's gut can't hold that they'll swell up and bust him open
Fight!
First bell
First bell (2)
First bell (3)
First bell is at 5 minutes of 8 when you will get in your bunk
First bell move it
First it was the salt
Five
Five spot and a seaman
Fooling them huh you can't fool them about something like that they broke me
Forget it
Forget it he's wasting time
Forget it man
Forty eight
Forty eight boss
Forty four
Forty nine and one in the box
Forty nine and one in the box boss
Forty one
Forty two
Found a car with keys in the ignition
Four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen
Gambler dynamite
Get all this stuff out of the way of them eggs coming down
Get him down hit him
Get in here ain't you scared ain't you scared of dying
Get in line facing the captain
Get moving
Get out of here! can't breathe give me some air
Get out of my eyeballing seat you new meat dummy
Get out of the way he's ours
Get out there yourself stop feeding off me!
Get the man boy get the man
Get the wax out of your ears
Get them clothes off
Get to work
Get to work (2)
Get to work (3)
Get up come on get him drag come on come on
Get your razor we'll clean up some of these cuts on his head
Getting up here carr
Getting up here carr (2)
Getting up here carr (3)
Giddyup carr
Give me a piece of paper
Glad you made the week boy
Go around here boss
Go fetch it luke
Go get cleaned up and get yourself some sleep I expect you need it
Go get him
Go hard hyah
Go man hyah
Go on go on
Go on kok
Go shag
Go you'll feel better you'll feel better imagine how well you'd feel
God she doesn't know what she's doing
Good for a two spot
Got a day and a half lay in tomorrow's a holiday
Got a grudge against another man fight him saturday afternoon
Got plenty for you
Gotta get it
Guess I just gotta gotta love you and let go hmm
Ha I knew you could really eat all them egg
Hang on did you pay
Happy fourth of july
Harder drag harder
He ain't getting better
He ain't got nothing showing
He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him
He backsassed a free man
He can eat busted bottles and rusty nails any damn thing
He can't even
He can't hear you
He did it
He don't look good drag
He got the keys here too
He gotta learn the rules same as anybody else
He grin like a baby but he bites like a gator
He had a bigger spoon make you look like yours had a hole in it
He keeps crisscrossing he's smarter than a dog let's go
He leaned over and said hey
He made it
He must have gone crazy
He peels his eggs himself that's understood
He took the keys off of dog boy's truck
He was matching you plate for plate
He was smiling that's right you know that luke smile of his he had it on his face right to the very end
He'd have broke you up
He'll be all right
He'll never make it
He's a natural born world shaker
He's all right
He's been betting his head since
He's dead he run himself plumb to death
He's finished
He's gone get the dogs
He's gonna make himself sick is he
He's got 18 and half the time
He's got a right it's nature
He's got rabbit in his blood and he runs
He's gotta swallow it all don't help him chew
He's gotta swallow it before time's up
He's not spitting them out
He's onto him he says he's got him
He's slowing down slowing down
Heh heh there he is boss deader than hell but won't let go
Hell i'd like to see you try to run again
Hell i've seen him eat 10 chocolate bars and seven cold drinks in 15 minutes
Hell that dog's running around in circles
Her trembling body shivered under his
Here
Here captain
Here captain (2)
Here comes another one down the hatch
Here comes another one here comes another one baby
Here here careful easy easy easy
Here they are
Here we go boy he says it's 43
Here you go
Hey any of you guys from connecticut
Hey babalugats got a bet here
Hey babalugats we got a bet here
Hey boss
Hey boss forgot your walking stick
Hey boy boy now listen you gonna have some fun you hear that
Hey buddy how you feeling buddy how you feeling
Hey buddy slow down that's a long road
Hey carr
Hey carr carr come here
Hey drag
Hey dynamite
Hey he's gonna be all right yeah
Hey I just sent 5 bucks from a rodeo outfit
Hey koko who's sending me magazines
Hey look look we got the picture you sent us
Hey lord whatever I done don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes
Hey loudmouth come on get up there you mama's waiting for you
Hey luke did you have them both at once I mean together
Hey old man you home tonight
Hey pass it around
Hey rabbitt water him down
Hey stevie come on
Hey stupid come on give that back here
Hey take it easy you won't last two hours
Hey what's that noise outside
Hey what's the deal
Hey what's the matter with you all your bigtime driving around you ain't never seen a chain gang before
Hey yeah man you got your bull gang name now
Hey you really gonna sell your job
Hey you're peeling his eggs
His mother's dead
Hit him hit him
Hit this red light and this police car slides up alongside
Ho ho ho that there's the champion hog gut of this camp
Hold it he didn't swallow the last no he didn't swallow
How do you take your pants off well best way is to get rid of them leg irons
How much more time carr
How'd you find me
How'd you get that scar
I ain't exactly crazy about it myself
I ain't heard that much worth listening to just a lot of guys laying down a lot of rules and regulations
I believe you've got it all dragline
I bet you can't
I bet you can't (2)
I call
I call (2)
I can eat 50 eggs
I can see that mullethead what you got in the hole
I can't hear you
I can't I can't catch it
I didn't know it was your special seat
I don't know
I don't know (2)
I don't know boss
I don't know boss (2)
I don't know boss I think they're all bear clawed
I don't know if you'll have gals chasing you
I don't wanna frighten him
I got eyes don't I how am I not gonna see something that look like that
I got it figured eats an egg a minute he's got 10 minutes left
I got my mind right
I got them to promise if you give up peaceful they ain't even gonna whip you this time
I guess i'm pretty tough to deal with huh a hard case
I guess you could say I wasn't thinking captain
I guess you're a hard case too
I have 5 dollars
I hear tell you don't believe in no god luke
I hope you ain't gonna be a hard case
I just I just never give john the kind of you know feeling that I give you so i'm gonna pay him back now
I just need 5 luke
I know he's got a pair of kings you don't have to stuff up my nose
I know I got no call to ask for much but even so you gotta admit you ain't dealt me no cards in a long time
I know i'm a pretty evil fella
I know you got 5 dollar pocket money that would buy you a whole fistful of cards
I laughed out loud once they turned me in
I made this arrangement with this man to take his broom
I never planned anything in my life
I owe you I owe you
I pray the lord my soul to
I stole and I told lies
I sure would appreciate it I ain't in too good a shape right now
I think he just said something
I told him that dirt in it's your dirt
I told you to get your dirt out of boss keen's ditch didn't i
I tried I mean to live always free and aboveboard like you but I don't know I just can't seem to find no elbow room
I uh believe I still owe you 30 I don't suppose you'd care to take a check
I used to drive these roads all the time
I want my money back
I was banking on him peeling them
I was trying to keep in out of the rain
I was wondering how come a nice clean cut young fella like you gets put on the hard road now I reckon I knows
I wasn't feeling good I think I got an ulcer or something
I wish you'd stop being so good to me captain
I won't I won't boss
I work on top real cush job
I would hate to be down in that ditch today
I'd like to oblige you but uh right off I just don't know where to put my hands on them
I'll be back at it in the morning just need a little nap
I'll be damned if you're gonna put your dirt in my yard
I'll call
I'll do anything you say but I can't take anymore
I'll get some aspirin half killed him he should have a doctor
I'll give you 50 cents
I'll go half
I'll make it a dollar
I'm a salesman
I'm beat there who knows
I'm carr the floor walker i'm responsible for order in here
I'm dying i'm dying my my my
I'm going to twist my arm off if it don't kill me first
I'm gonna say a prayer for your ma luke
I'm his official egg peeler
I'm his trainer
I'm just cut uh
I'm just doing my job you gotta appreciate that
I'm leaving the place to john
I'm not leave him alone
I'm shaking it boss
I'm shaking it here boss i'm shaking it
I'm snakebit can't catch I fold
I'm taking him to the prison hospital
I'm the syndicate covering all bets
I've been on the road gang almost 22 year
I've done enough world shaking for a while you do the rest of it for me
I've gotta go arletta
Ice'll take that swelling down
Idea of marrying got you all bollixed up
If I give you a dollar and he don't eat all 50 eggs I get 2 dollars back
If they didn't know it before they could tell right then that they weren't ever gonna beat him
If you be so kind to let me cut off your yankee head he'll even eat that
If you ever go to houston than you'd better walk right and you have better not stagger and you'd better not fight
If you ever go to houston than you'd better walk right and you have better not stagger and you'd better not fight because the sheriff will arrest you
In all that time I ain't never killed no white man but I ain't afeard to because
Inside outside all them rules and regulations and bosses
Is he all right
Is he eating them he's chewing look at that
It may have taught him a very valuable lesson
It seemed a nice round number
It was an accident i've never been in trouble
It was only supposed to be a joke
It was stretched so tight across her bottom I do believe I saw one of them seams bust loose and the opening got wider and wider and wider
It wasn't his fault nobody said anything about
It'd go to your coconut head you liable to get ideas and pass right out
It's a big one it's a big one
It's all right it's okay you just go on out there behind them trees
It's all up to you
It's beginning to look like you got things fixed so I can't never win out
It's from atlanta
It's not your fault he's just too big
It's only a bet
It's shaking right up here boss
It's too hot
It's top flight police work that's all there is to it fella's probably a lieutenant by now
Just a closer walk with thee grant it jesus is my plea
Just getting my dirt out of boss keen's ditch boss
Just knock it off luke you can't talk about him that way
Just let that little old belly sag and enjoy yourself stretch it out
Just like a ripe watermelon what's about to bust itself open
Just like today when he kept coming back at me with nothing
Just little old eggs they're pigeon eggs that's all fish eggs practically
Just nine more between you and everlasting glory
Just on my own
Just play it cool
Just standing in the rain talking to myself
Just wait till the hour starts that's all
Keep your left up
Kick a buck
Kick a buck (2)
Kick a buck (3)
Kick a buck (4)
Kick him back a buck
Killed people in the war and I got drunk and chewed up municipal property and the like
King four three
King gets a three queen deuce
King three you got a four
Koko get some paper
Koko will you stop that
Kokonut head's gonna take all the money
Last bell is at 8
Last bell last bell
Last bell last bell (2)
Last bull I fell off of
Leave him alone he's happy that's because he's a damn moron
Let him breathe
Let him hit you in the nose and get some blood flowing
Let it be dear lord let it be
Let me know you're up there come on
Let me see come on let's see
Let me see that
Let me see the picture
Let me take a look come here
Let the midnight special shine her light on me let the midnight special shine her everlovin' light on me
Let's roll let's see those shovels
Like I was just passing time captain
Look at it drag look at that
Look at that let me see it
Look at that oh look at that
Look at that she ain't got nothing but one safety pin holding that thing on come on safety pin pop
Look at that two of them
Look at those eggs
Look captain look what he done to blue he's dead
Looks like the hard road finally got to mr lucas war hero
Loose like that he can run him crazy
Love me hate me kill me anything just let me know it
Lucas jackson
Lucille lucille lucille lucille lucille lucille lucille
Luke
Luke (2)
Luke and them broads and all that booze
Luke fall out
Luke fetch the rifle
Luke for you
Luke just the same you're a good old boy luke
Luke luke
Luke that's money you're talking about what's the matter with you
Luke visitor for you
Luke water them down
Luke what did you have to say 50 for why couldn't you say 35 or 39
Luke what you doing
Luke what'd you think you doing
Luke you all right
Luke you gone too far when you mess with the man with no eyes
Luke you gotta listen to me
Magazine for you
Magazines
Maliciously destroying municipal property while under the influence
Man bear clawed here boss
Man he's gonna lose a finger eating eggs like that
Man I never thought they'd put him in the box on his first day
Man if I hadn't lost my head I only had a couple of years to do
Man needs a brown bomber and a dose of salts
Man oh man look at that look at that
Man there's still daylight
Man this old free world ain't gonna know which ear to stand on
Man used to free world food has got a big appetite
Man you sure can shoot
Man you think you been working hard this mother's gonna break your back
Man's got a right
Man's gotta have his privacy sometime
Man's gut can't hold more
Maybe
Maybe that lucas war hero would give you your price
Maybe the bosses will stop it before it kills you
Maybe we ought to call it no ears you don't listen much do you boy
Mind right
Mm it says here that you did real good in the war a silver star bronze star couple of purple hearts
Mm we ain't never had one of them before
Mostly was just settling an old score
Move it
Move it move it stevie
Move it sweetie
Move over i'm gonna sit in here next to my boy
Move over losers I got money riding here
Moving it up here boss
Moving it up here boss (2)
Moving it up here boss (3)
Moving it up here boss move it up
Mr hunnicutt
Must be half a dozen new meat
My baby
My boy says he can eat 50 eggs he can eat 50 eggs
My lucille
My uncle ain't heard from him in eight years and now he's sending me magazines
My wife hasn't written for a month
New meat looks like a poker player
Next
Next thank you
Next time you stay out of my place you try that again i'll bounce you all over the floor
Nice broad great set
Nice shot drag
Night in the box
Nine
No
No (2)
No (3)
No calling it your job don't make it right boss
No chains either
No full house
No he's onto him
No I didn't say nothing boss
No I won't I won't I got my mind right
No money back
No more than five for a cold drink
No no it ain't luke
No not a liar you just have a common and likable tendency toward exaggeration
No one will sit in the bunks with dirty pants on any man with dirty pants on the bunks spends a night in the box
No playing grab ass or fighting in the building
Nobody can eat 50 eggs
Nobody can eat 50 eggs (2)
Nobody ever eat 50 eggs
Nobody said nothing about that
Nothing
Nothing a handful of nothing you stupid mullethead he beat you with nothing
Nothing everything's cool as can be
Nothing made nothing had nothing
Nothing visible
Nothing was ever said about it
Now I can be a good guy or I can be one real mean son of a bitch
Now let's get it out of there
Now shut your mouth and give your money to koko
Now straighten out that bench come on
Now there ain't nothing to come back for
Now what you figure it's worth a peek at that there picture a quick look now i'm not talking about no memorizing job
Now what you talking about luke
Now when was the last time you ever saw my boy throw up
Now you got a day and a half to rest up for old monday
Now you got him
Now you just a kid what you know about it
Now you know the rules gotta clean your plate or go back in the box right boss
Now you know you getting so you smell so bad I could track you myself
Now you may be just great at hanging paper around the big city and passing bad checks but us country boys ain't entirely brainless
Now you tell me rabbitt what's going on here
Of course in case you get rabbit in your blood and you decide to take off for home
Of course not
Oh boy
Oh boy she knows exactly what she's doing she's driving us crazy and loving every minute of it
Oh come on be a buddy
Oh come on!
Oh don't feel you have to say anything
Oh fixer you is a sweet old boy
Oh god I pray to god you don't hit me anymore
Oh god oh god
Oh hell society I ain't going down in that ditch
Oh I can't stand it
Oh I had me some high old times
Oh i'm beat this ain't my job no how
Oh knock it off you guys
Oh listen to blue sing
Oh look at that
Oh luke he was some boy cool hand luke hell
Oh luke you wild beautiful thing
Oh man i'm dying i'm dying
Oh man oh man i'm dying i'm dying
Oh man that little lucille she was really a big lot of little gal wasn't she
Oh no I won't I won't boss
Oh now you always had good jobs
Oh plumb busted out
Oh well that helen she sent your things along with a note
Oh why we always thought you was strong enough to carry it
Okay going down into the tummy
Okay it's a deal
Okay new meat you get some sleep and save your strength because you gonna need it tomorrow
Okay you still do the talking
Old man I gotta tell you I started out pretty strong and fast
On my knees asking
One at a time move it
One chilly bottle right in my hot little hand
One cold drink in advance
One cold drink to feast your starving fishy little eyes on the picture
One in the box one in the bush
One in the box one in the bush (2)
One of these days i'm gonna flap me up some dust with it
One of these fellas
One rule no throwing up he throws up you forfeit everything
One time
One two three
One two three four five six seven
One two three four five six seven eight
One year
Ooh lucille baby
Ooh there you go
Ooh yeah ooh yeah
Open that mouth
Out
Out out
Pair of sevens
Pair of sevens and a jack gets a six
Pick up your shovels get with it move
Picking it up here boss
Picking it up here boss (2)
Picture's a phony cost me a week's pay
Picture's a phony I had it made up for you guys
Putting them on here boss
Queen deuce gets a five and a pair of sevens gets a john
Rabbitt five
Raise his head off
Raymond pratt
Ready and go
Ready go
Real cool hand
Remember how them dogs do when they come through so you can tell me about it someday okay
Right boss
Right carr
Right carr 50
Right drag you gonna come crawling around asking me for a drink
Right there that's it
Rub it baby clean that car rub rub
Same to you
Savanahs you still the better man
Say anything about it you get in trouble with the man
Send me a postcard about it
Sergeant
Seven pair of savanahs right here
Shakin it boss
Shaking it up here boss shaking it up here
She just don't give a damn
She moved her head another inch while he reached up and put his left hand on carol's as carol pressed her
She never leaves me alone
She sure took off with that convertible fella
She's liable to catch cold running around like that
She's probably sick again
Should have waited for me to get him out
Shut up and let him eat
Shut your mouth about my lucille
Signal
Six minutes to go stevie
Sleek trembling body
Slow down a little
Smoking it up here boss
Snake in the grass here boss get it get it
So long arletta take care
So you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it
Society's right
Somebody count them count them
Somebody ought to give him something cold to drink
Somebody ought to stop this thing
Somebody say something
Sometimes you just have a feeling for a child else and you don't with john I just didn't
Sorry luke
Start asking
Stay away from him
Stay down
Stay down luke
Stay down luke (2)
Stay down luke he's gonna kill you
Stay down you're beat
Stay loose buddy
Steve give me one
Stevie
Still shaking it boss still shaking it
Stop beating it
Stop beating it into the ground you ain't doing nobody no good
Straighten out luke
Strong enough for what
Suppose you was to backsass
Suppose you was to backslide on us
Sure why not we only been gone a couple of hours they're reasonable men
Take a good look at luke cool hand luke
Take it easy drag
Take it off here boss
Taking it off here boss
Taking it off here boss (2)
Taking them off here boss guard all right take it off
Talk about drowning
Tearing the heads off of what was it gumball machines
Ten
Ten nine eight seven six five four three two one zero
Ten right
Thank you son
That ditch is boss keen's ditch
That does it
That goes for the rest of you mulletheads too
That old box will collapse and fall apart before luke calls it quits
That old luke smile
That's a bet koko
That's a bunch
That's an hour away he isn't gonna make it
That's enough dog boy
That's good he earned it
That's it baby here comes the last one stuff it in there jam it down in there get it in that's the last one in there now
That's it he's finished that's all
That's it that's the end of it
That's just a little old farm road clean as a whistle I worked it a couple of times
That's lucille you mullethead anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named lucille
That's luke
That's my baby luke
That's my baby that's my baby
That's my darling luke
That's right mr alibi
That's tapioca you better forget it
That's the end of it
That's the law
That's the way it is you see
That's your answer old man
The man's got kings get your tail out
The syndicate will cover any bet you wanna make
The walking boss
Them chains are a bonus of couple of years your running days is over forever boy
Them clothes got laundry numbers on them always wear the ones that has your number
Them mulletheads didn't even know you was fooling
Then come out the same way you went in buck private
Then how come it ain't out
Then i'm gonna show you a couple of farm girls that really knows what for
Then i'm lucky I got me a broom
Then what did he do
Then what did you do
There ain't no brooms
There he is man on the fence boss
There is no smoking in the prone position in bed
There's gonna be some world shaking luke
These here spoons you keep with you
They caught up with me right after we split up
They don't know whether to smile spit or swallow
They even gonna give us our same bunks back huh
They got their rules and we ain't got nothing to do with that
They got us boy they're out there thicker than flies bosses dogs sheriffs and more guns than i've ever seen in my life
They just smell new meat is all boss
They letting you smoke here
They must be 6 feet tall
They took him right down that road
They'll never make it
Things just never the way they seem arletta
Thirty nine
Thirty one
Thirty one thirty two thirty three thirty four thirty five thirty six
Thirty seconds
Thirty three
Thirty two
This cop kept looking wondering what somebody looks like me dressed in state issue was doing driving a shiny new buggy
This gang been doing so good the captain decided to give you something special
This man is gonna make us proud of him
This supermarket parking lot
Three more
Through the days of toil that's near if I falter lord who cares
Tiny tiny eggs
To smoke you must have both legs over the side
Tramp
Tramp there you go beauty
Trying to be respectable
Twelve
Twenty eight twenty nine thirty thirty one thirty two thirty three thirty four
Twenty five
Twenty four
Twenty four minutes he'll never make it
Twenty four minutes to go
Twenty of those wouldn't make any difference
Twenty one twenty two three twenty four twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight twenty nine thirty thirty one thirty two
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight twenty nine thirty
Twenty seven
Twenty six
Two dollars going to koko
Two minutes to time
Uh for your own good
Uh gibson 507 manslaughter
Uh it's all up to you
Uh we got one that's got all of it
Uncle luke why can't you have chains
Up here boss bring it up
Up here carr
Use that shovel like it was your spoon shag it man
Wait a minute damn it
Wait a minute wait a minute
Wait a minute wait a minute (2)
Wait a second
Wait just a minute how's he going to eat
Waited for that light to change
Wants speed let's give it to him
Was we wrong
Wash them up wash them up move
We ain't going nowhere
We can't help it if he's square huh drag
We get our money
We going by my house and we gonna have a big meal
We gonna send you a postcard
We gonna stretch that hog belly right out huh
We got a couple of men here doing a 20 spot
We got all kinds and you gonna fit in real good
We got rules here in order to learn them you gotta do more work with your ears than with your mouth
We gotta get it all in fighting shape like a barrage balloon
We keeping you off the road for a while
We work in a ditch
We're home free come on
We're in here digging and dying he's out there living and flying
We've seen the two women right here in the picture
Well a little birdie told me
Well all I got is 3 75 drag
Well arletta I gotta stay here
Well can't expect to learn everything the first day
Well come on what you gonna do play like a coconut you got to call him in it
Well drag I may have to
Well go get them
Well he ain't his self can't you see that he's all beat up he don't know what he's saying
Well he gets it
Well hell that ain't much
Well here's our champion hog gut
Well I ain't asking what you gonna do when you get out because i'll be dead and it don't matter
Well I ain't used to hard work neither I always tried to avoid it
Well I always hoped to see you well fixed have me a crop of grandkids to fuss around with
Well I believe i'll take part of that wager
Well I don't see no sign of guts in you
Well if I catch one i'm gonna burn you i'll call
Well it's on the table a knife n' fork and a pan
Well lookie here I knew they'd get you
Well men it's gonna be one tough day to learn on
Well mr cool hand here is the soft heart in our loan department
Well then go get it man
Well then we're just gonna lay low and build time
Well we're gonna give you a chance to think about it
Well what are you still doing here get at them beans move!
Well why don't you give one of these new meat a break and let him use your broom today
Well why not
Well you couldn't heft an axe
Well you got yourself some time now two years
Well you know how it is small town not much to do in the evening
Well you wake up in the mornin' you hear the ding dong ring and they march you to the table you see the same damn thing
Well you're right luke we ought to split up and then it'd be safer for the both of us
What
What am I gonna do all by myself
What are we racing for
What are you a scientist
What are you doing there fella
What are you so happy about
What are you talking about
What are you worried about
What are you worried about he can't do it
What did he look like drag
What did they bring us today
What do I do now
What do we do now
What do you got another one of them dirty books drag
What do you got in mind for me
What do you mean clarence
What do you mean we saw it all
What do you think
What for
What for (2)
What happened how far did you get
What have we got there
What I done with myself is my own problem
What kind of thing is that for a grown man
What scar
What was that
What was that name you used luke
What was that you said
What we got here is a failure to communicate
What we gotta do is stretch that little old belly of yours
What we've got here is failure to communicate some men you just can't reach
What went wrong
What you got
What you got them on for
What you mean forget it
What you mean luke
What'd I do
What's all this dirt doing in here
What's going on
What's he doing
What's the exercise what's he doing
What's the matter with him
What's the writing say what's that writing say
What's wrong I think he's gonna throw up oh no
What's your dirt doing in his ditch
What's your name boy
When a man's mother dies and uh he gets to thinking about her funeral and paying respects before he knows it his mind ain't right
When does it end
When I was in the navy
When I was in the navy I was on submarine duty once and you get down there
When it come to the law nothing is understood
Where are you where are you now
Where did you get that about war hero
Where did you think that's gonna get you
Where you going
Where'd the road go
Which sheet
Who but thee my burden shares none but thee dear lord none but thee
Who made what law about peeling the eggs
Who's that
Why don't you go back to your knitting
Why don't you shut your mouth
Why don't you stay down luke he's just gonna knock you down again buddy
Why don't you try making me
Will you shut up babalugats
Will you tell your story walking huh
Wipe it off gambler
Wiped out right
Wiping it off here boss
Wiping it off here boss (2)
Would probably happen to him sooner or later anyway complainer like him
Yeah
Yeah (2)
Yeah (3)
Yeah (4)
Yeah (5)
Yeah (6)
Yeah boss
Yeah but in how long
Yeah come on uh bet that eight
Yeah dragline take it off there
Yeah go ahead
Yeah he's all right he's all right attaboy that's a boy
Yeah heh heh
Yeah I got it right oh I got it right boss
Yeah I guess
Yeah I guess I gotta find my own way
Yeah I reckon the bear's gonna be walking the road today
Yeah I would've liked to have known him the way you talk about him
Yeah just play it
Yeah like I always do huh
Yeah ma
Yeah take it off dragline
Yeah take it off there
Yeah that wouldn't surprise me none
Yeah that's what I thought
Yeah them poor old bosses need all the help they can get
Yeah well
Yeah well I didn't
Yeah well it ain't no worse than some i've been called
Yeah well it'll be something to do
Yeah well sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand
Yeah well that ought to be easy for a genuine son of a bitch
Yeah well the man wants speed let's just give it to him
Yeah well they never seen a bull gang before
Yeah well you and koko can handle it without me
Yeah well you know sometimes I wish the people was like dogs luke
Yeah what did he look like
Yep well laugh it up kid you'll make out
Yes boss
Yes boss (2)
Yes boss (3)
Yes sir
Yes sir (2)
Yes sir boss paul
Yes sir that's my baby yes sir
Yes sir!
You ain't alone everywhere you go i'm with you
You ain't got a chance
You best forget about it luke
You better come along with us
You better get in there and get it out boy
You better let me handle that son
You better mind your manners boy you're acting like a hillbilly tramp
You better take that dollar and buy yourself a new spark plug or something
You borrowing or paying back
You call the captain captain
You calling me a liar
You can't do that
You crazy handful of nothing
You don't have a name here until dragline gives you one
You don't know
You don't know that
You don't need reasons to kick me boss
You don't take another man's seat man
You don't wanna see that dirty picture
You done your best arletta
You ever eat 50 eggs
You eyeballing there society
You follow me and i'll radio the emergency clinic to open up
You get a bonus of some time and a set of leg chains to keep you slowed down just a little bit
You get two sheets
You gibson step out
You gonna be out of here in a little bit why don't you take it a little easy
You gonna get used to wearing them chains after a while but you never stop listening to them clinking
You gonna kill him
You got a lucas jackson
You got a nine
You got him boss you got him
You got questions you come to me
You got your mind right luke
You got yourselves a whole road of tarring to do
You gotta flap your mouth
You gotta see it gambler come on yeah you gotta
You gotta you gotta look at them
You guys sure gave him all night to think about it
You hang on in there luke you hang on
You have to close those things or we'd drown but it sure is suffocating in here
You haven't had much luck playing follow the leader have you
You hear me
You in or out
You just keep shaking that bush so we know you're there just keep shaking that bush
You just said he could eat anything
You know a man's gotta go his way
You know it kid
You know it kid (2)
You made me like I am
You never did wanna live forever I mean it wasn't such a hell of a life
You never thought maybe that's a heavy load
You on
You out that up for our lunch luke
You owe that fella a cold drink
You ready champ
You really can pick them luke
You run one time you got yourself a set of chains you run twice you got yourself two sets you ain't gonna need no third set because you gonna get your mind right
You see that you see that
You still believe in that big bearded boss up there you think he's watching us
You still gotta call him anyway
You take care you hear
You think so huh well just take a look here
You try to run again we gonna kill you
You trying to say something
You wanna see something real funny well you go in there and you get me uh chili powder and pepper and curry and the like lot of it all right
You wanna see them right there one two three four five yeah yeah
You was boring the hell out of all of us
You was eyeballing can't get your mind on them weeds if you're eyeballing
You'll feel better
You'll learn the rules
You're an original that's what you are
You're gonna have to kill me
You're helping him chew now
You're just coming to the interesting part now
You're on
You've still got a chance come on
Your boy's done for drag i'll put in my last tenner
Your dogs are crazy
Your lucille boy where do you get that
Your luke's got more guts than brains
Your ma is in the ground now god rest her soul
Your old man luke he wasn't much good for sticking around but damn it he made me laugh
50 eggs
302 and resisting arrest
(all cheering)
(all laughing)
(all laughing) (2)
(axe hitting iron chains sound)
(chains grinding)
(clattering)
(coughing)
(dog barking)
(dog boy sobbing)
(dogs barking)
(dogs barking) (2)
(dogs barking) (3)
(dogs sneezing)
(dragline chuckling)
(growls)
(gun fire)
(gun fire) (2)
(gun fire) (3)
(gun fire) (4)
(gunshot)
(gunshot) (2)
(luke belches)
(luke yelling)
(man screams)
(man screams) (2)
(metal clattering)
(rifle fire)
(rifle shot)
(singing cotton fields)
(singing plastic jesus)
(singing)
(snake rattling)
(snake rattling) (2)
(thunder crashes)
(truck engine sound)
(vehicle approaching)
(vehicles approaching)
(whistles)

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