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A dollar and some envelopes
Aah! oh my god oh my god i'm hurt yah!
About 200 dollars
About 4 or $5000
Add these
Ain't like you got shit to do tomorrow you don't have to go to work
Ain't nobody lying
Ain't nobody playing but you
Ain't nothing in this house shit
Ain't that a bitch you funny
Ain't that right friend
All I have is my g****s you gonna eat up all my g****s
All right
All right (2)
All right (3)
All right all right bye
All right don't get homeboy fucked up
All right he live on debbie's street
All right i'll eat it
All right i'm not like that i'm gonna keep it down
All right man all right man
All right man here's what we're gonna do
All right man i'm gonna go to the crib man my stomach hurt
All right man look here loan me $2
All right man sorry thank you
All right man we finally got him you know we just did we finally got that little motherfucker
All right ****a look between me and you when you're done i'll clean all that shit up for you for $2 ugh
All right well i'm about to go home eh
Always talking shit
Always talking shit just can't open the goddamn door
Am I tripping
And answer the phone the cable people are supposed to call all right
And later on you call me and let me know what happened all right
And man I ain't been right ever since then
And the only person who could get me out was my mom
And you sell that shit yourself next time because i'm going to rehab i'm through with this shit
And you you keep your ass here
Anything else happen no
Anyway what you doing up so early
Are you gonna loan me the money not
Are you high huh
Are you high no why you say that because you look like you've been smoking
Are you okay
As soon as he said that I started feeling funny as hell
Aw i'm sorry
Baby baby we was just praying we was just praying
Back back
Be there i'm serious all right
Beat him down beat you down
Been smoking since I was 2
Better get your ass off your shoulders
Better run little bastard
Better take your ass home
Better to give than to receive brother
Better watch who window you climbing in before you get blasted on with what you ain't got nothing man with this
Big snake big worm what kind of name is that
Big worm
Big worm (2)
Big worm ain't gonna do a goddamn thing man
Big worm big hole big I don't give a damn
Big worm gonna end up fucking you up
Bigfoot motherfucker you can have your knife because I steal I don't kill
Bitch got out of the car looking more like freddie jackson
Bleeding and shit
Boo punk
Boy please
Boy what the fuck you want
Break yourself fool
Bring your ass in here what you talking about
Brother stay black
But after this friday neighborhood will never be the same
But I thought you wanted me to wash your car
But i'm gonna get you high today because it's friday
But i'm gonna get you high today because it's friday (2)
By any chance is sister jones in nope neither is brother jones they both at work
Bye baby
Bye bye
Bye bye honey
Bye felisha
Bye mommy
Bye smokey
Call me when you get home
Calm down
Came home
Can I have my chili fritos
Can I leave the door open
Can I talk to you for a second
Can I use y'all's vcr right quick wanna dub a tape
Cheap ass phone
China come on no ma
Come here
Come here come here
Come in here you don't wanna hear that shit
Come in i'm thirsty
Come on
Come on craig man stimulate you mind man
Come on dana
Come on deebo stall him out
Come on get out of here
Come on man bring your ass out
Come on man buy me a 40 ounce for my birthday
Come on man move it
Come on ******
Come on one two three
Come on outside man stop playing
Come on put up your dukes
Come on sister come on sister
Come on smoke let's go in
Come on! get off my ass!
Come over here and sit down right here you're way over there
Cool
Could y'all stay off my grass please thank you
Could you mind your own business
Craig
Craig (2)
Craig (3)
Craig (4)
Craig (5)
Craig (6)
Craig (7)
Craig already has a woman but he don't like her
Craig can I use y'all's microwave right quick yeah what'd you gotta cook some chicken
Craig come here
Craig craig
Craig craig (2)
Craig craig can I talk to you for a minute
Craig craig craig
Craig craig daddy wants you
Craig get out of my room
Craig get up get up craig come on craig come on craig
Craig get up get up craig come on craig come on craig (2)
Craig huh shut the door and have a seat
Craig I love you man
Craig I thought you said on three okay all right
Craig I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you 200 dollars without a job
Craig i'm on my way to work
Craig if somebody comes whistle
Craig it'll stimulate your mind
Craig oh shit
Craig telephone who is it that girl
Craig tell that little girl to stop playing on my phone
Craig where the iron right there
Craig yeah
Craig you fucked up you fucked up
Craig you listen to me
Craig! huh come in here
Cutie pie
Daddy wants you again
Damn
Damn (10)
Damn (11)
Damn (12)
Damn (13)
Damn (14)
Damn (15)
Damn (16)
Damn (17)
Damn (18)
Damn (2)
Damn (3)
Damn (4)
Damn (5)
Damn (6)
Damn (7)
Damn (8)
Damn (9)
Damn all right damn
Damn all you do is smoke weed
Damn always caught in the middle of something
Damn fucking bitch
Damn I tried to beat his ass but he ran
Damn i'd knock the dust off that pussy
Damn lil chris got you too hell yeah got me too little bitch ass ******
Damn look!
Damn now shut the hell up
Damn smokey what are you doing in here what the hell are you doing here shh
Damn what he want go see
Damn what I ain't got no sugar
Damn what you doing knocking like you the damn police
Dana
Dana dana
Dana wait up
Dang he at it again
Debbie came by looking for you
Debbie debbie what come here sit down
Debbie girl damn
Deebo
Deebo damn
Deebo man you tripping
Deebo was over at felisha house and debbie house asleep
Deebo you seen craig and smokey around here
Deebo! deebo!
Did you remember to pick up the hair yeah
Dizam
Do I still look high
Do something yeah do something
Do the dog catcher dog catcher
Don't be calling here like you some straight up g because i'll cut your balls off and hand them to you partner
Don't come here with that attitude girl
Don't even ask
Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here
Don't ever ever ever ever ever come by here okay
Don't knock these over
Don't laugh it ain't funny
Don't laugh it ain't funny (2)
Don't let me catch you boy
Don't lie
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35 45 minutes somebody open a window
Don't play dumb ****** you know who this is you got my money
Don't start tripping craig
Don't what's up me
Don't worry about what fuck I be doing
Don't you see we handling grown folks business
Drive by
Drop him craig drop him craig drop him craig
Dump your ass over the window
Earlier
Eat it on the 4th of july by the 18th everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms
Eight thirty right yes
Eight thirty why
Every time I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen in the goddamn refrigerator eating up all the food all the chicken all the pig feet
Excuse me brother
Excuse me what
Ezal
Ezal get the hell out of my backyard
Ezal!
Fair enough craig fair enough there you go all right craig
Felisha fucking deebo too
Fine i'm on my way to work
Fired me on the spot
First how she look she's nice
Fool
For most people friday's just a day before the weekend
For real
For real damn
For real I mean was it like this or was it like this
For real I thought you had the day off yesterday
For real mm hm
For real no i'm cool
For real no shit
For real what she say
For real yeah you breaking in though
For some reason I don't think smokey wanted to go in there but peer pressure's a motherfucker
For the last time would you please stay off my frigging grass please
Forty 60 80 a hundred 120 140
Fuck fuck
Fuck worm
Fuck you
Fuck you (2)
Fuck you (3)
Fuck you (4)
Fuck you fuck you
Fuck you motherfucker
Fucking up the rotation you could get killed with somebody else
Fucking yeah crawl punk crawl you little bitch
Get a ****** locked up man come on
Get him damn
Get me glass of water
Get off me
Get off me (2)
Get off me get off me
Get off my ass
Get off my ass I ain't with that funny shit
Get off your ass and get in this car boy I don't know why you come down here messing with these people hurry up
Get out
Get out (2)
Get out (3)
Get out (4)
Get out of my house don't slam that door all right man (slams door)
Get that little bad ass in school anyway
Get the fuck out of my face
Get the hell on felisha
Get the hell out of here
Get up craig get up craig
Get your ass in the house hurry up
Get your ass off me
Get your ass out of this house boy
Get your ass up
Get your ass up and cook or clean up or do something
Get your feet down
Girl that's my friend
Give it here i'll do it
Give it up red
Give me my goddamn money
Give me some chili fritos
Give me the gun give me the gun son
Give me the gun son
Give me the money
Give me the rest somebody want a couple of 20s around the corner
Give me the two piece special lots of hot sauce and all the fries you can give me
Give me your stuff
Go and get something to eat I know you hungry
Go ask that bitch for some money
Go go go go
Go look in my dresser
Go see
Go to sleep go to sleep
Goddamn
Goddamn (2)
Goddamn (3)
Goddamn devil
Goddamn goddamn
Goddamn goddamn motherfuckers
Goddamn pest
Goddamn preacher
Goddamn you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off
Goddamn!
Good lord have mercy
Got nothing man
Gotta start the day off right man
Ha ha ha yes I did
Ha you little rat bastards
Half dead motherfucker
Have some cereal
Have you ever had government cheese craig government cheese you had some no big stinking government cheese couldn't take a dump for two weeks
He ain't playing you think he playing about his money
He be like shut the fuck up I be quiet but when he leave I be talking again
He gonna cry in the car
He know where my mama stay know where your mama stay
He think he a mack macaroni
He tripping hard only on people he know he don't be pulling that shit on them fools around the corner
He was I don't like that
He wasn't even that good baby
He's going off
Heh heh heh gotta get dressed
Heh heh heh shut up
Hell no
Hell no (2)
Hell no all you do is smoke it up
Hell no get the hell on
Hell no they ain't got me on tape she said they did
Hell no watch out
Hell yeah we got about 200 dollars huh deebo
Hello
Hello (2)
Hello why you can't call nobody back
Her mama got ass too
Here come dana and her punk ass boyfriend
Hey 7 30
Hey and bring a radio too
Hey come back all right
Hey craig have you seen my shoe
Hey dad oh what happened to you
Hey dana what loan me 200 dollars
Hey dana when we gonna hook up
Hey ese
Hey ezal
Hey get these for me
Hey girl
Hey go in the house and get me something to roll this up with all right
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey (2)
Hey hey hey look and see if they're gone hell no you look hey we both look on the count of three all right one two three two three
Hey hey hey take it easy homes
Hey hey hey take the garbage out front son
Hey hey hey what are you doing
Hey hey look again
Hey hold up i'll be right back
Hey hold up my mom's in there
Hey how you doing
Hey I ain't selling him shit
Hey I know you don't smoke weed I know this
Hey i'm tripping I ain't scared of shit i'm just good
Hey it's too early
Hey let me wash your car for $2
Hey let's go in the house
Hey mama hi baby
Hey mama what loan me 200 dollars
Hey man get off me get off me man get off me man
Hey man wash it later stay over there
Hey man!
Hey punk
Hey see if she got a friend all right
Hey smokey sell me a dub
Hey smokey's back here taking a shit!
Hey thanks smoke
Hey uh this is smokey debbie's homeboy
Hey um somebody page smokey
Hey wait a minute man I ain't gonna be supplying you you gonna be talking about my shit
Hey what the hell you're doing
Hey what time is it seven forty five
Hey what's up come on in
Hey what's up with me and you
Hey what's with you and that chickenhead
Hey who's that
Hey why you didn't help me
Hey you got some money
Hey you kids quit slamming my goddamn door
Hey you know how that is
Hey you the last brother money i'd mess with i'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit and you know this man
Hi boys
Hi mrs jones
Hi mrs parker
Hi smokey
Hi smokey (2)
Hi you guys hey
Hold him
Hold my money
Hold up I can hear my heart beat
Holy shit
Homestead yo take it easy ese
Hook
Hook me up with debbie
How much you got left
How the hell you go get fired on your day off
How you doing brother craig
How you doing fine
How you doing i'm all right well I see
How your ass feel mister
How your eye
How's your back feeling
Huh
Huh (2)
Huh (3)
Huh nothing
Hurry quick
Hurry up
Hurry up (2)
Hurry up (3)
Hurry up don't tell me to hurry up
Hurry up hurry up hurry up
Hurry up shit hurry up
Hurry up with the garbage I got some more work for you
I ain't fucking with you watch out
I ain't getting high no more ain't getting high no more shit
I ain't going ever smoke weed again
I ain't got no 4 or $5000 to plant you in the ground you understand yeah
I ain't got no money not enough
I ain't selling you nada
I ain't tripping
I ain't trying to be no dog catcher why not george clinton was a dog catcher
I ain't trying to get involved with y'all
I almost had the money
I been down before I taught him better than this
I bet y'all drinking that wine smoking them tweeds and everything
I can't believe you got me in the mix with this fool
I did I went in there to pick up my check
I didn't go to the show
I didn't go to the show last night
I didn't put that joint to your lip make you smoke
I do but I wanna spend red's money
I don't appreciate you sending your punk ass bust ass jheri curl ass friends to shoot at me and my homey
I don't even like dogs that's the beauty of it
I don't give a fuck
I don't have nothing
I don't know
I don't know that's my only problem
I don't know what her sister's doing
I don't know why you messing with that little fast assed girl anyway
I don't like her disrespecting my house
I don't think so
I don't think you applying yourself smokey
I don't wanna have to fuck you up smokey
I drink
I fell asleep
I got about 200 dollars
I got bit in the ass today son by a stinking ass filthy dog
I got fired yesterday
I got so much money I got another ****** just to count it for me
I got to walk smokey down to his house
I got you I got you baby
I gotta go bye daddy bye bye baby bye bye baby
I grab a dog and I choke him and I kick the shit out of him and I all day long my foot up a dog's ass just bang bang bang up his ass
I had a sweet potato pie you ate the whole pie left me that little plastic thing there
I had to warn you too many times about my money smokey
I hate him
I heard they hiring too you need to go down there and see what's up with your out of work ass
I knew I shouldn't have given him no chronic
I know huh
I know I be forgetting baby you gotta be reminding me i'm sorry
I know what i'm doing man
I know you don't smoke weed I know this
I know you don't wanna fight me because you're nothing but a bitch too
I left my key
I left my purse in your house can I go in and get it
I look like the kunta kinte around this mother
I need some papers and some humps
I need to whoop your little ass for knocking over these trash cans
I said doggy please don't bite me dog and I turned around to jump over the fence the dog grabbed my ass
I saw the tape we kept rewinding it
I see the window open so I said fuck it
I smelled your shit for 22 years now you can't smell mine for five minutes
I smoked up his weed i'm gonna face the consequences
I sold that shit
I swear to god we was rolling
I swear to you yeah I shot one I know I shot one of them
I think we better stay in the house
I thought you had 200 dollars
I thought you had a friend who wanna hook up with me I do
I told y'all I told y'all you all want some
I told you I told you
I told you the weed be letting you know evil lurks
I told you to hook yourself up
I told you you didn't tell me shit
I uh I got to go in here in the back room real quick
I wanna eat some of them chitlins I love pig feet the barbecue pig feet were gone
I want my mama
I want you to get your ass up today go out and look for a job the word today is job j o b
I was in there on the phone with debbie and what's up with rita
I was just bullshitting and you know this man
I was just wondering that maybe if you were feeling better um that you could come over
I was telling you I was smoking weed with that fool one day
I wish you was sleeping right now i'd knock your head with a left hook
I won give me my money
I wonder where she going
I'll get you
I'll kill him aah!
I'll kill you yeah I know
I'll remember that
I'll see you later
I'll tell you one thing around here you gonna work or go to school
I'll wait till you come out
I'll walk you man you punk ass
I'm a man without it
I'm about 5'2 light skinned long hair
I'm about sick of you naw
I'm broke
I'm broke as a joke
I'm clowning
I'm feeling better already
I'm gonna call you tomorrow all right
I'm gonna just tuck mine in
I'm gonna kill you and smokey you're playing with my emotions
I'm gonna knock over your trash cans anyway
I'm gonna knock them over next week
I'm gonna run here and get you the gun right
I'm gonna tell him you ain't got nothing to do with it
I'm gonna try again
I'm in deebo's pigeon coop sweating like a slave
I'm in here on the phone
I'm just gonna go in the house and chill man
I'm making some eggs bacon sausage pancakes and some leftover pork chops
I'm not man
I'm not scared of you all these ******s around here might be scared of you but i'm not
I'm not the smartest man in the world but from here it looks like you taking a shit
I'm on house arrest i'm not even supposed to be over here
I'm out of here anyway
I'm right behind you okay
I'm sick of you
I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm not trying to laugh I just thought you two would like each other
I'm thick people say I look like janet jackson
I'm throwing this away we ain't even got no milk
I'm trying to get with her but dana won't even hook me up
If anybody gotta say anything you let me know
If I catch him i'm gonna beat him like I was his dad
If I get dealt with I get dealt with
If I was working I wouldn't need 200 dollars exactly
If we don't pay him by 10 00 he gonna bust a cap in both our ass
If you ain't got my money or my bud i'm killing you and him
If you ain't got nothing on the table you don't worry about catching a dog
If you don't get involved i'm gonna knock your ass out too make a choice
Is dana here
Is dana in there
Is it the cops
It be cool
It kind of looked like your head but you can't tell from the back
It sounded like a bomb
It was the first you sure mm hm
It's all right you have nice legs
It's angel dust homes
It's cool
It's friday we'll get you high
It's hot as hell out here
It's just like it's both ours we just keep it down at my house cool
It's my money
It's my shit I can do whatever I wanna do
It's on now
It's over bitch!
It's the chronic don't even worry about it
It's the mack
It's the principle of the whole thing it's principalities in this
It's your ass mr postman
Janet jackson
Janet jackson ass get just a little fat
Joann you seen craig and smokey I thought they were over there
Joi ain't gonna do a goddamn thing
Joi she keeps calling hanging up and I know it's her because I star 69'd her she hung up again
Just call her all right
Just give me three and a half minutes maybe even four she'll be wanting to marry a ******
Just go out pick you 4 or $500 and go off and just dance and eat chicken and dance
Just wait till I get my hands on you
Just wait wait well hold up
Just when I was gonna get the money the little crackhead ezal come running and woke him up
Keep it on down low
Known for jacking a ****** that's all he do damn
Let me borrow a joint
Let me explain
Let's get there let's just go back over there he probably still asleep
Let's give her a hand everybody laurie moore thanks for being on the show
Let's go get his ass
Let's go to my house real quick can't do shit over here
Listen
Listen shh you don't hear it
Look
Look at ezal
Look at her she ought to be ashamed of herself coming out looking like that
Look at your face look at your face it will be okay believe me no look at your face
Look fellas I asked you nicely now i'm getting very irritated
Look he need me
Look hector almost hit his nasty ass
Look here just give me 10 dollars and I won't say nothing
Look i'm gonna straighten this girl out i'll be right back
Look look look she bending over
Look man i'm sorry I got you in this shit
Look ****a i'm gonna be here at 10 00 on the dot not 10 03 not 10 36
Look what you did to my curtain
Make sure if you leave you lock up the house
Make your ass wake you up and take out that damn trash
Mama
Mama (2)
Mama mama
Mama shit
Mama where craig at I don't know
Mama you got some glue for what my track slipped out
Mama!
Mama! help!
Mama! mama!
Man ain't nobody even out here I don't even know why i'm tripping
Man ain't nobody gonna knock over your stupid trash cans
Man ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed weed is from the earth god put this here for me and you take advantage man take advantage
Man come on all right
Man don't tou let me go
Man forget that
Man fuck that
Man get the fuck out
Man get the hell out of my backyard man
Man get your punk ass up it ain't even wet over here
Man he just hung up
Man hell no
Man hell no nobody gonna run me up in my house like no bitch this my 'hood
Man hold up I don't do that gay shit now
Man hurry up
Man I ain't even trying to fight you deebo
Man I got a lot
Man I got mind control over deebo
Man I know you ain't go out like that
Man I know you didn't
Man I snuck through the back window to get the money out of his pants
Man i'm high
Man i'm on probation I can't be
Man i'm trying to worm
Man i've been getting high all week
Man my grand mama gave me that chain
Man shut up punk what
Man sit down
Man that fool ain't gonna do nothing
Man that what it's supposed to do
Man that's a female
Man that's fucked up man if it was y'all I would've helped y'all
Man that's lil chris
Man they both got in the car and boned out
Man this ****** got us in some shit
Man y'all busters can't catch me
Man y'all some busters
Man you don't have to holler man I ain't got it yet but i'm gonna get it
Man you know I want some kool aid
Man you know that ****** deebo done had his bike for three weeks right right
Man you owe me two dollars
Man you should've been bobbing and weaving look at you get up!
Man you were smoking I smoked half a little piece of joint with you
Me and smokey
Me and smokey got into it with big worm today we owe him 200 dollars he said if we don't pay him he gonna kill us
Men let's jump him
Might as well
Mom you didn't tell daddy what happened yesterday did you
Mr jones can I use your bathroom please
Mr jones mr jones
Mr parker ain't hitting that right man
Mr parker mr parker
Mrs parker finer than a motherfucker
Mrs parker just don't know
Mrs parker mrs parker can I talk
My daddy caught him trying to break in to my house two days ago and beat him down
My grand mama gave me this chain
My mama is in vegas with her boyfriend
My mama know that's you calling and hanging up
My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass all right
Name one person in the hood that play like that
Needs some young meat
Next thing I knew I was running down the street in my damn drawers
****a how much you need
****a i'm talking to you
****a we need to pay he crazy let's stick together
****** you slow run like a girl
******s are broke these days
Night mama night baby
No
No (2)
No fuck you
No he wasn't sure he was that's why he said
No i'm just bullshitting
No man smoke no I don't smoke no more man
No my shit beating too fast
No no cupcakes leave him alone now let him be a man I taught him good didn't i
No plus joi will kick your ass anyway
No see I was hoping that I could take it to the house with me my microwave yeah
No she don't like people with me when I go get her
Nobody wanna mess with the smoke dog (barking)
Nothing but dirt any damn way
Nothing man i'm fixing something just stay over there
Nothing what you want
Now craig I was proud of you tonight you used your brain that's what I want you to do use your brain that's my boy that's my boy
Now craig you know what your problem is you have no game
Now dana told me about that big snake situation
Now describe yourself
Now take a hit
Now tell me who she was
Now that other girl debbie she's cute she's in school she has all her teeth
Now when I went to bed last night didn't I tell you to take out the trash yeah so why didn't you do it
Now who is she
Now who's the punk
Now you see son you gotta let us know when you leave the house what if you got killed tonight we'd have to bury you you know how much a funeral costs these days
Now you tell her I said to stop it all right okay
Now you're a man
Now your father he got game
Number two
Oh
Oh boy
Oh come on homes let's let bygones be bygones
Oh goddamn man look
Oh he just said for us to pay him by 10 00
Oh he's in the house
Oh he's in there asleep with felisha
Oh I fall i'm suing y'all
Oh I need to borrow your car quick
Oh I want 150000
Oh i'm hurt oh my neck my back my neck and my back oh
Oh i'm shot
Oh it's cool
Oh lord
Oh lord let me go inside and see what's going on with this crazy man
Oh man
Oh man (2)
Oh man come on goddamn
Oh man I tried to come and catch you before you went to work let you know what happened to red's ass
Oh man i'm tripping
Oh man she said she looked like janet jackson
Oh man that's messed up why don't you give him back his chain
Oh man this bud is kicking in
Oh man your mother and I never would've moved in this neighbourhood if we had known you need a gun to walk down the damn street
Oh ****** that's janet jackson who janet jackson the girl debbie hooked me up with
Oh no son that's not the way it is
Oh now you're gettin' scared you wanna go in the house and lay down
Oh she's at the house
Oh shit
Oh shit (2)
Oh shit (3)
Oh shit (4)
Oh shit (5)
Oh shit (6)
Oh shit goddamn goddamn
Oh shit here come deebo
Oh shit here come felisha oh shit
Oh shit it's the motherfucking cops they know i'm over here
Oh shit party over here uh uh uh uh
Oh shit! oh
Oh so they opened that already yep
Oh that bike I didn't know you wanted it back homey it's right here follow me homey
Oh they was clowning you at work today man
Oh well forget that plan
Oh what you cooking
Oh yeah
Oh you ain't catching no crackhead
Oh you tripping
Oh! he's crazy! he's crazy! oh shit he's crazy!
Okay
Okay all right
Old begging ass I know
Old florida evans looking motherfucker
Older the berry the sweeter the juice it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice yeah well yeah she blacker than a motherfucker too
One day somebody gonna kick his ass
One time he grabbed me no yes grabbed me like this
Ooh man man man
Ooh she didn't go there
Ooh that's what i'm talking about
Ooh um I think it was the first one
Ooh what's up not a damn thing
Open all the windows damn it stinks in here
Outrun the dog
Payback's a motherfucker ain't it ******
Peace out
Peep
Pick it up hey hey
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions
Pop's tripping man he want me to ask for my bike back
Pops talking about kicking you out again yup
Protection protection from who
Puff puff give
Put it in your mouth
Put that out man here come the pastor for what he probably smoke bud too
Put the gun down
Put the gun down son
Put the gun down son (2)
Put your glasses back on
Quick quick quick
Quit playing quit playing quit playing quit playing
Race the fuck off before craig's father come out here
Red told me he smoked a fool for 50 bucks
Remember it write it down take a picture I don't give a fuck
Remember that shit
Remember this
Rita is not fat she's just big boned
Rita who rita that's gonna be here at 7 30
Roll the dice
Run go for the tree mr postman go
Scandalous
Scary ass didn't wanna touch nothing
See anything man I can't see shit stanley trees all in the way
See he's not fighting fair uh uh
See I don't know why I waste my time on your old stupid ass anyway I don't know either
She about to go to work though
She at home she should be
She don't be believing me i'm high
She got a big booty
She had no business going through my pants while I was asleep
She is a trip I know
She just said to tell you she came by all right
She know what she's doing with them little ass shorts on she know we be looking
She probably going to that new health club down on 108th
She said you wanted to hook up
She wanted to give me the ass one time I had to go to work and shit
She was just just go in the house
She's a big one humongous
Shit
Shit (2)
Shit (3)
Shit (4)
Shit here comes deebo who deebo
Shit hurry up
Shit that girl wider than all outside
Shit watch out
Shit you ain't gonna drop no stinky loads here anybody drop stinky loads it's gonna be me
Shoot him
Shut the door
Shut the door (2)
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Shut up (2)
Shut up (3)
Shut up and take a hit
Shut up man her fat ass couldn't do nothing
Shut up or I knock your ass
Shut up!
Shut your little punk ass up ****** before I drop you like I did this bitch
Since you ain't getting up i'll take these shoes
Sit your ass down
Sit your skinny ass down
Slipping I wish you weren't slipping today
Smoke
Smoke dog baby
Smokey I need you to go to the store and get me some cigarettes
Smokey i'm not trying to look at that girl's booty all right
Smokey smokey smokey
Smokey smokey smokey (2)
Smokey smokey smokey wait
Smokey what the hell you doing back here
So I hit it real hard right
So we gonna kick it or what
So what
So what the hell's she doing in there
So what we gonna do
So what's up did you guys hook up
So y'all didn't get nothing
So y'all just parlaying up in here huh
So you decided to smoke with the big boys huh smokey
Some girl he hooked up with
Some huh
Sorry laurie time's up sorry joann
Stanley be acting like a old bitch I know
Stanley left his window open man
Stinking nasty dogs and 12 of them little stinking things they call a chihuahua
Stop
Stop (2)
Stop being a bitch and come on
Stop hitting it so hard
Stop it
Stop playing with me smokey
Stop slamming my goddamn door
Stop stop man quit playing
Stop you're embarrassing me
Stop your shit stop the mother
Supervisor called me about 4 00 talking about they got me on video tape stealing boxes
Take a look at that paper over there on the counter there
Take a puff take a hit
Take that
Take your time gotta crawl before you walk
Talking about pressing charges
Talking about she look like janet jackson
Telephone
Tell her i'll call her back okay
Tell him to comb his goddamn hair like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head
Tell me if anything happens
Telling craig stanley's been acting funny lately
Thank you thank you
Thanks for the bike
Thanks my ass you better come by my house today and wash my car
That fool ain't gonna do nothing
That fool's just playing man I ain't sweating it
That girl gone
That shit was fucked up man
That was different
That's all right
That's all right i'll take you to get her
That's all you got
That's just debbie from down the street
That's like me asking to use your air condition
That's my bike punk!
That's my dog
That's my dog (2)
That's my dog (3)
That's my dog (4)
That's my dog ain't that right ma that's my dog
That's my pleasure
That's okay! she'll be back another quaalude she'll love me in the morning
That's right
That's some serious shit you're lucky you're my boy
That's the shit
That's the shit ain't it that's the shit
That's what i'm talking about
That's why I been like fuck hector
That's your problem
The first of the month rent is due
The lord is my shepherd he know what I want excuse me brother
The one I let you use a couple of weeks ago the one I been asking you about
The other day I had to stop deebo from beating her ass
Then count out my money
Then give me my money back
Then i'm gonna go home to chill for a while
There buddy
There go my ride
There you go craig there you go
There's joann go ask her if she's seen them
They like to got dealt with
This fool's scared he didn't even
This was all the protection we needed
This what makes you a man when I was growing up this was all the protection we needed
Today your birthday what's today
Took long enough I know
Twenty
Twenty two years old
Ugh nasty motherfucker
Ugh you been eating corn huh
Uh
Uh no no she ain't came home from school
Uh uh because I ate twice before I came
Uh uh hell no uh uh
Uh uh no no no come on baby let him be a man
Uh uh wait a minute who the fuck is that bitch
Wait man that's 100 dollars
Wait wait wait wait a minute what's this this ain't enough make it enough
Was in there whole time arguing
Was it like grawr
Watch him
Watch my car make sure nobody mess with it
Watch my foot
Watch this whoo!
We ain't got no milk use water it won't hurt
We ain't have shit
We can kick it but I forgot I have to go pick up my mom from work
We can settle out of court now for 20 bucks
We had the money right here my motherfucker
We was just praying
We was talking over all our problems right and you know how we do it we started getting high ****a we go fucked up
We'll see
We've got some nice parting gifts for you
Wearing them clothes all half off your ass what the hell is going on today
Weed aw
Well around here between normandie and western we call this here a little twenty twen twen'
Well fuck you
Well fuck you then punk
Well I ain't gonna tell nobody else
Well I guess so
Well yeah hey I got your money anyway
Well you need a trade
Wet the motherfucker all up
What
What (2)
What (3)
What (4)
What (5)
What (6)
What about the time he tried to choke me in smoke's backyard yeah
What are you doing with that on your head
What bike the beach cruiser
What chain yeah what chain
What craig
What daddy want I don't know go see
What deebo doing over here
What did you tell him I just told him we was smoking and we was just chilling
What do me a favor
What happened
What i'm tripping on is how you gonna sell bud and you smoking it
What is wrong with him
What kind of shit is that most people wanna borrow sugar or even ketchup you wanna borrow my car
What little girl
What she say she ain't seen them deebo ain't seen them neither
What the fuck
What the fuck that gotta do with me
What the fuck you doing stealing boxes for what you trying to build a clubhouse
What the fuck you you see them yeah they coming man oh shit
What the hell you want boy damn
What time is it eight fifty
What time is it twelve thirty
What time you waking up in the morning
What time your mama leaving in a little while why because I wanna smoke this joint
What took y'all so long
What we call drugs at 74th street baptist church we call a sinny sin sin
What what
What y'all smoking on
What you doing
What you gonna do
What you gonna do number one or number two
What you gonna do with that besides make me mad
What you gonna give me
What you got craig
What you got on my drink nothing
What you know about game I got all the game
What you looking at
What you mean us
What you say little ******
What you talking about
What you want what you got
What'd he say huh what'd he say
What'd he say what'd he say
What'd you say honey
What's going on I don't know it sounded like machine guns
What's that for protection
What's this
What's up
What's up (2)
What's up (3)
What's up big perm I mean big worm
What's up big worm
What's up craig
What's up craig (2)
What's up craig what's up red
What's up girl nothing just got off that crazy bus
What's up good morning are you prepared for jehovah's return because if you not I have a pamphlet here that
What's up man what's up
What's up man what's up red
What's up nothing
What's up red
What's up smoke nothing
What's up smokey
What's up smokey nothing
What's up stanley
What's up y'all
What's wrong shh
What's wrong with you
What's wrong with your ho
What's your name china excuse me
When I was coming up we didn't have milk cereal a bowl to eat in spoon fork and knife no napkins or nothing
When you going to let me fuck mrs parker
Where craig at
Where mine at oh I didn't say I was cooking nothing for you this is for me
Where you at in the bathroom
Where you get that from your mama
Where you got my 40 homey
Where you got on my 40 homey
Where your ass need to be ******
Where your mama at
Where's debbie at
Which one of your hoes has somebody shooting at you
Who car is that coming up creeping
Who do you think you are
Who else wants some who else wants some of deebo who else
Who felisha yes
Who her mama yeah
Who is that
Who is that bitch
Who rita yeah
Who the fuck you go to the show with last night
Who you talking to
Who's that girl smokey's talking to
Whoop him craig whoop his ass
Whose car is that I don't know I don't know who car that is
Why are you tripping deebo
Why don't you come over come to my homey's house
Why don't you just give me a little bit for my cataracts
Why not because she about to graduate she ain't got no time to be messing with you
Why that ain't me calling and hanging up baby
Why would I do some shit like that
Why you ain't at work
Why you bringing up old shit
Why you don't like hector
Why you hook me up with that fat ass bald head girl
Why you tell her I wanna hook up
Worm
Worm!
Worm! (2)
Wow ******
Y'all ain't never got no money I hate living around a bunch of broke ass people
Y'all ain't never got two things that match either y'all got kool aid no sugar peanut butter no jelly ham no burger damn
Y'all can't see me punks
Y'all get on the front porch with all that damn noise
Y'all some high rollers and y'all broke
Y'all stingy
Yeah
Yeah come on all right
Yeah come on craig
Yeah come on ****** yeah
Yeah cook it up
Yeah I got your money
Yeah I remember that
Yeah just go on and knock
Yeah put that gun down son and get knocked out like your father used to
Yeah put that gun down son and get knocked out like your father used to (2)
Yeah she a liar she ain't seen me at no movies hugged up with nobody
Yeah who's that bitch
Yeah yeah well let me tell you what
Yeah you got something
Yeah you know dana right
Yes mr big shot
Yes when he gets high and drunk he starts tripping
Yes you did because my sister in law's baby cousin traci she went to the show last night she saw you there all hugged up with some tramp
You a bitch!
You a hype what you a hype
You ain't bullshitting
You ain't gonna get me shot up you better make that money
You ain't got no damn milk
You ain't got no damn milk goddamn bitch
You ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do
You ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do (2)
You ain't got no sugar damn
You ain't got shit to do
You ain't got to lie craig you ain't got to lie
You ain't seen her
You ain't showing me nothing new ese
You always got some shit going
You ate my dinner my mashed potatoes and the good old gravy I like the biscuits I like to sop that gravy you ate all that up
You be tripping man come on shut up
You bet not
You better eat that damn cereal
You better not tell nobody man
You better put some water on that shit boy
You call that game
You can't have shit i'm closed fat boy
You didn't put in on this man
You do like this and put your hands like this you ever do that no
You don't know who you messing with smoke dog ******
You done dragged me into this
You drink up the milk don't care what kind of milk it is you don't care 2 percent 3 percent buttermilk patent milk pull the cow on a patent milk can I bet you eat that too
You fucking up the rotation puff puff give
You go look for a job today i'm not kidding
You gonna call me i'm gonna call you but if you come by I won't call you okay
You got a choice these are all you need all right
You got grease all over your mouth
You got knocked the fuck out
You got knocked the fuck out man
You gotta worry about a dog catching your ass
You hear me yeah
You hear my phone ring
You high yet
You hit my sister like she was a fucking man
You just having all the fun in the world
You just tell the bitch whoever she is when I catch her i'm gonna beat her ass
You keep your ass around this house
You kids today ain't nothing but punks sissified so quick to pick up a gun you scared to take an ass whipping
You knew she was bald head you knew she had no damn hair
You know craig craig got fired yesterday
You know how it is around here
You know how many stinking dogs I gotta catch to fill that big ass bowl you got there boy forty five 50 dogs
You know how much money you can get for a slip and fall
You know I love your mama
You know I wouldn't tell on my baby
You know I wouldn't trip
You know if we had a air conditioner I would let you use
You know my homey wanna hook up with you who craig
You know what happened you're gonna laugh you're ass off
You know what i'm talking about punk
You know what your problem is you think money grows on trees
You know you done looked at her booty before
You know your sister came by here today begging
You lucky and you know this man
You lying
You need a job
You need a wig
You need to be up anyway
You need to borrow a job with your broke ass always trying to smoke up somebody's shit
You need to control that little funky ass temper
You need to go on and do that
You need to hook up them clippers and get the back of that neck
You need to stay off that crack man
You remember that money we stole from stanley house me and deebo yeah
You remind me of my granddaddy
You said this was indo smell like outdo
You say he had a gun when you've seen him right yeah
You see him
You see why I sade you have to tell us before you leave the house
You sell that bud I sold some of it
You should have seen it biggest dog i've ever seen in my life
You smoking my shit hell no fuck with your shit hell no you smoking my shit
You smoking my weed too
You still ain't sold that weed smokey
You take your ass home
You think you're a man with that gun in your hand don't you
You think you're a man with that gun in your hand don't you i'm a man without it
You think you're slick gonna ask me for some money
You wait for them ******s
You walk up and down this street all day playing
You want me to go get the sugar or what yes yes
You want some kool aid
You want some of this too old man huh no
You watch out
You what I lost
You win some you lose some but you live you live to fight another day
You wrong brother you wrong you wrong he wrong
You're a funny looking motherfucker
You're gonna be with me I got you man let's go all right
You're gonna kill me
You're lucky i'm not a man otherwise i'd kick your ass myself
You're making me nervous okay
You're my boy
Your mama told me what happened to you yesterday what that was stupid
Your punk ass dad he always talking shit
Your sister in law's baby cousin traci is a goddamn
Your supervisor called about your job she wants you to call tomorrow
Your uncle picked up a gun too he had to find out the hard way
2 50 and a jawbreaker
(big worm yelling)
(both laughing)
(both) damn!
(both) damn! (2)
(car alarm beeping)
(car backfires)
(coughs)
(craig laughing)
(debbie laughing)
(door creaks)
(glass breaking)
(gun shot)
(imitates speaking in spanish)
(imitates tony montana) elvira elvira!
(imitating a pigeon)
(immitates speaking in spanish)
(jones groaning)
(jones grunting plopping in water)
(knocking on metal door)
(knocks on door)
(laughing)
(laughing) (2)
(laughing) (3)
(phone line clicks)
(phone ringing)
(phone rings)
(phone rings) (2)
(phone rings) hello
(plopping in water)
(plopping in water) (2)
(plopping in water) (3)
(screams)
(screams) (2)
(singing indistinctly)
(whistles)

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