Training Day (2001) Soundboard Edit

A d u I stop well let me load up my guns a d u I oh shit!

A los angles police department narcotics officer was killed today serving a high risk warrant in echo park

A los angles police department narcotics officer was killed today serving a high risk warrant near lax

A loving touch you know don't worry about it

A man walks out of his house on his way to work sees this snail lying on his porch

A real slickster gave up nothing

Aaahhhh you motherfucker!

Aah! aah! help! help! help! help! aah aah shit

Aah! please!

Ah fuck!

Ah ha lick her license uh what a lick her license was she a dyke a lesbian

Ah ok ok all right all right ha ha ha!

Ah shit

Ah taxation without representation brother nothing is free in this world you lucky first day motherfucker

Ah virgin lungs

Ah you know about this place huh yeah it's the jungle right that's right

Ah you're an adult man shit nobody told you to smoke that you made the decision live with your decision

Ah! I see you

Ahh chingo didn't get shit

Ahh shit! god! aah!

Ahh you're their bitch

All right all right all right

All right all right put your hands on your head

All right all right thanks

All right all right you'll get a medal don't worry about it

All right don't worry about it you're cool just stay cool

All right fine don't

All right fork it over smart man

All right gentlemen thanks for your cooperation

All right gents

All right good good can you sit down in there

All right here's the scenario all right let me quarterback this thing

All right hold on hold the fuck hey hey! hey!

All right how they treating you huh give me a pound all right

All right i'll go back to the valley i'll cut parking tickets you know

All right i'll i'll shoot him go

All right i'll play one hand

All right jeff

All right jesus

All right let me see your hands

All right letty tell me what happened ok don't bullshit me

All right listen it's not what you know it's what you can prove ok here's the scenario

All right man let's just not talk about my wife all right

All right nice nice nice

All right now stay in here be very quiet i'll be right back all right

All right sit down now!

All right so it was a real quiet night boom!

All right spider what's happening what's happening dog alright

All right well it was a quiet night we're rolling on vanowen i'm driving

All right whatever yeah whatever whatever the fuck ever

All right when was the last time you did a felony stop

All right you ready kiss me baby one

All that jelly and no toast

Alonzito!

Alonzito! (2)

Alonzo give it to you

Alonzo he's a hothead

Alonzo heard you had an expensive weekend in vegas

Alonzo homes I think he's a low down dirty ruthless vato eh but I like that homes I like that

Alonzo pulled off a miracle eh times are tight scared up a lot of cash

Alonzo there's 2 shots left in that other stinger

Alonzo what are those assholes thinking that i'm really going to stand still and let them horsefuck me

Alonzo's going to have y'all's ass

Alonzo's taking a shit go ahead take a seat

Alright don't shoot nobody

Alright it's like that bone it's like that

Alright there you go that's my ****ah

Alright who you working for

Always good to see you brother yeah yes sir!

Ambulance time

An informant of mine is up in chino I promised i'd take care of his family for him

An lapd spokesperson said officer alonzo harris was survived by his wife and 4 sons the highly decorated officer a 13 year lapd veteran

And finally after oh about a year the little guy crawls back on the porch

And how about the one on your ankle

And i'm belting him in our unit and debbie's tossing his car

And one day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house

And when all this is behind you there's going to be a whole other world that opens up for you

And you all stink! you got to get liquored up to do your business up in here!

And you aren't going to do a damn thing because you aren't going to shoot no cop in the back are you

And you did what you had to do right you did what you had to do that's right

And you like it or what

And you trust him damn right I trust him

Anybody else in there no you sure yeah

Anybody in the house is anybody in the house

Are you serious

Asshole

Attacking her and I stopped them man!

Aw it's on now jake

Aw you lied to me you lied to me

Babies are supposed to be sleeping

Back to the world dog back to the world

Bad news dog

Bailiffs won't come near him

Believe it or not I do try to do some good in the community

Better learn how to count fucking math whiz

Big boys have you grab your ankles man

Big time homes

Blast his ass homes

Boom

Boom (2)

Boom boom boom boom boom boom

Boom shoo get yourself a baseball steak or something

Boom!

Boom! (2)

Boom! come on man sit your ass up

Boot shot him

Breathe dog

Brother get your ass in here

But his name's still on their list huh

But I am holding no hands you understand I am not baby sitting you got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of

But I don't believe you you tapped that ass didn't you tell the truth you know you tapped that ass you put her in the backseat bam! code x

But if this kind of shit shakes you up maybe you ought to go back to your division you know

But if you're cool if you're cool you're a hero

But if you're in my unit you got to be in it all the way or not at all you understand me

But see here's where the problem comes into play I seen this one I want to see yours

But the snail doesn't die and then after a while it can crawl again

But you do have a decision to make jake because in about 10 seconds this place is going to be overrun with blue suits

But you got to just you know take your time

Buy your wife a minivan with that put the kids through college

Calm down calm down all right are you ok

Calm the fuck down ok just stay in the car

Can we not talk about my family all right

Captain lou jacobs

Captain's riding my ass the entire time

Chasing them monkey strung crackhead motherfuckers anyway!

Check her for weapons

Check that out it's a shitty dime see the small hairs undeveloped seeds all the stems in it see how immature it is

Civil rights violating motherfuckers!

Close your eyes close your eyes

Come on

Come on breathe breathe there you go

Come on come on come on! get your kid and stay down

Come on esse I am going to shoot nobody que no

Come on get your shit together now

Come on homes let me check it out eh

Come on hurry up

Come on in

Come on jake I need the money give me the money jake give me the money please jake give me that money!

Come on kid do me a favor come on

Come on let's wrap this up

Come on man give me a break all right shit!

Come on man we can't do that

Come on man what is it like a 380 stainless

Come on man you know I am no snitch man

Come on my friend huh yeah tell me why because he knows my first name

Come on now who want to get paid who want to get paid

Come on out dog!

Come on raid his ass!

Come on sit down eh play a card game with us

Come on tell the story

Come on wolf! come on dog

Como esta mijo te portas bien si si

Congratulations son you made it you passed the test you're a narc you're in

Congratulations son you're going to get a medal of valor for this

Control your suspect

Cops talk to you today um no no

Could put you out of your misery

Count that shit in the bedroom huh

Crack yeah smell like bacon in this motherfucker

Crime fighter

Cry to the watch commander to give you a nice job lighting flares or measuring car wrecks

Dama

Damn i'm thirsty! I want a beer what about you you want a beer

Damn you guys fucked him up eh

Damn! ain't nobody here!

Deal again huh sniper

Detective doug rosselli right here

Didn't find a damn thing i'm very sorry and uh thanks for your cooperation let's go

Didn't know you liked to get wet though

Didn't you say 'suck my dick bitch' don't lie to me that's what you said you keep telling me i'm a liar

Dimitri close your eyes

Dimitri how you doing over there huh you cool you cool come on

Dimitri yeah put your hands up son put them up! put them up!

Do it

Do it eh

Do it eh close the door it's going to be loud

Do you know what you're doing son

Do you want me to call my mom no I don't

Do yourself a favor hit him

Don't be rude esse you're the invited guest

Don't do it

Don't do it don't do it

Don't move

Don't move! spread them out! don't move!

Don't speak unless you're spoken to

Don't sweat it judo we aren't playing for money

Don't touch a thing evidence

Done paul call them up

Drag his ass in the tub

Dreamer get the fuck out of here!

Dreamer get your ass in here!

Driver right side passenger hands on the windshield put them on the windshield!

Drop what's in your hands before zero 5 4 3 2

Esta creciendo papasito creciendo

Everybody just put your guns down

Exactly uh huh

Excuse me come on buddy stop i'm a police officer police officer! stop!

Fire!

For what

Freeze up! down on the floor! get down motherfucker!

Fuck

Fuck fuck fuck

Fuck man you know I don't work for nobody i'm on disability man shit!

Fuck me man! shit!

Fuck that man

Fuck their feelings

Fuck this man! give me that beer

Fuck vato up with this huh que no

Fuck yourself alonzo

Fuck!

Fuck! (2)

Fuck! gun!

Fucking ass prick!

Fucking vampires want my pension

Get in it's unlocked

Get me an ambulance!

Get my own division someday

Get the car all right all right

Get the fuck out of my car go back to the valley rookie pooping ass

Get the girls next door

Get your big ass down! right down! down! get down!

Get your ink or go give him a hand

Give me a break ok

Give me a reason

Give me give me give me give me give me hey!

Give me my money back motherfuckers! you ain't no police! you ain't no police!

Give me that bag

Give me that pipe you got down there on the floor too quickly!

Give me that thing i'll smoke it man give it to me you want me to smoke it i'll smoke it

Give me the bitch

Give me the bitch (2)

Give me the money and let me go home come on jake that's right come on jake

Give me them cigarettes too

Glad to hear that just put it in the glove box

Go ahead cowboy you got mad squabbles boy!

Go home right now!

Go on fetch dog