Jurassic Park Soundboard Edit

A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine

A dna strand like me is a blueprint for building a living thing

A few species may have evolved along those lines

A full dna strand contains three billion genetic codes

A hundred million years ago there were mosquitoes just like today and just like today they fed on the blood of animals even dinosaurs

A load if I may say so of fashionable number crunching

A load, if I may say so, of fashionable number crunching.

A reminder the boat for the mainland will be leaving at 1900 all personnel be at the dock no later than 1845 no exceptions

A turkey

Absolutely spectacular designs spared no expense

Access main program

Access main program grid

Access main program grid.

Access main program. Access main security.

Access main security

Actually they can't breed in the wild

After 20 or 30 feet you come to a t junction take a left

After a long time the tree sap would get hard and become fossilized just like a dinosaur bone preserving the mosquito inside

After careful consideration i've decided not to endorse your park so have i

Ah Ah Ah

Ah ah ah #you didnt said the magic words #hacked #virus

Ahead of you is a metal staircase go down it

Alan and lex and tim

Alan if you wanted to scare the kid you could've pulled a gun on him yeah I know kids

Alan look at this

Alan Partridge Jurassic Park

Alan this species of veriforman has been extinct since the cretaceous period I mean this thing what

Alan where

Alan!

Alan! (2)

Alan... where?

Alejandro's prepared a delightful menu for us chilean sea bass I believe shall we

All right here I go okay

All right she's suffering from melia toxicity every six weeks

All right slow down slow stop!

All security systems are enabled we got it

All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway

All we have to do is turn them back on reboot a few systems in here telephones security doors half dozen others but it worked

All we have to do is turn them on, reboot the system:

Amphibian dna what's that well on the tour the film said they used frog dna to fill in the gene sequence gaps

An aim not devoid of merit

And a seesaw.

And before you even knew what you had,

And blended it with that of frogs.

And even the word "raptor" means "bird of prey. "

And even the word raptor means bird of prey

And he slashes at you with this a 6 inch retractable claw like a razor on the middle toe

And his book was a lot fatter than yours like this really yours was fully illustrated

And I thought maybe I should tell you the system is gonna be compiling for 18 to 20 minutes

And i'm not talking just about rides everybody has rides

And if I could just persuade you to sign off on the park

And it made a bunch of diamond dust and that changed the weather

And it made diamond dust. That changed the weather, and they died because of the weather.

And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals, even dinosaurs.

And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrist

And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrists

And not just kids everyone

And not just kids, everyone. We're going to open next year.

And now, we can make a baby dinosaur.

And push

And sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago like dinosaurs left their blueprints behind for us to find

And that's when the attack comes.

And the computers aren't even on their feet yet.

And the concrete moats and the motion sensor tracking systems

And then my teacher tells me about this book by a guy named bakker and he says

And then of course the tour moves on

And there's another example

And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds

And they're astonishing jumpers

And virtual reality displays show our geneticists the gaps in the dna sequence

And we can charge anything we want 2000 a day 10000 a day and people will pay it and there's the merchandise

And what are those small versions of adults honey

And why did they put the fiberglass thing

And you're telling me that Hammond can't even be bothered to see me?

Andale, si! Vamonos

Anybody hear that it's an impact tremor is what it is i'm fairly alarmed here

Anybody want a soda or something

Anything at all can and does happen same with wives for that matter

Are these characters auto erotica

Are they heavy yeah then they're expensive put them back

Are those meat eating meat asauruses

Are we gonna hit that

Are you hearing this

Are you sure pretty sure

Are you sure we have to it's not worth taking the chance

Aren't they lovely aren't they glorious though

As I was saying we laid on lunch for you before you go into the park our gourmet chef alejandro

At least you're out of the tree

Baby Velociraptior #velocoraptor #chris pratt

Back in business #back in business #go back to work #break time is over #ellie sattler #laura dern #steven spielberg

Bad wind shears we have to drop pretty fast so hold on this can be just a little thrilling

Because all the animals in jurassic park are female

Because grant's like me he's a digger

Because of the behavior of the system in phase space

Because they sure don't look like birds to me

Because velociraptor's a pack hunter

Big tim the human piece of toast

Bit of an alarmist i'm afraid but knows more about raptors than anyone

Block the opening! Don't let her get out!

Block the opening! don't let her get out!

Blood temperature seems like about high 80s maybe wu ninety one

Boo!

Brachiosaurus Roar

Bring it forward come on!

But again how do you know they're all female what does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts

But I think I can follow this and then talk you through it

But it ought to be me really going why i'm a and you're a

But my grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls

But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in and they'll defend themselves violently if necessary

But we've never shut down the entire system before it may not come back on at all

But you can't think through this one john you have to feel it

But you can't think through this one,John

But you need that piece over here and that piece

But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should

But,John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down,

By the way dr sattler she's not available is she why

Call the mainland tell them to send the damn helicopters

Can I touch it sure

Can we chance moving him please chance it

Can't we see the unfertilized eggs shortly

Can't we see the unfertilized eggs? Shortly, shortly, shortly

Can't you stop these things

Chaotician chaotician actually

Cheap cheap

Clever girl

Clever girl

Cloned from what

Come on come on girl come on come on baby

Come on come on little one come on

Come on come on then there you are

Come on girl come on up here girl

Come on guys it's not a race

Come on lex!

Come on this way

Come on tim hurry up let's get up this tree

Come on tim it's okay listen try up here

Come on we've got to get out of here now! right now! let's go

Come on, come on, come on. We gotta get outta here. Now, now! Right now!

Come on, little one.

Come on, this way

Come on, Tim, it's okay. Try up here. I don't want to.

Come on, up here.

Come on.

Condors condors are on the verge of extinction

Control room

Control room. Tour

Correct theoretically yes

Cover it all up pull it over

Cover it all up! Pull it over!

Cover the site! cover up the dig!

Creation is an act of sheer will

Customs can even check it if they want to

Damn

Damn it dead end

Damn it even nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor pen

Damn it!

Damn!

Dennis our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers

Deny them that

Did I say jerk

Did it work

Did you enjoy the helicopter yeah it went down and we all went right up

Did you feel that

Dilophosaurus Attacks

Dilophosaurus Playful

Dilophosaurus! shit!

Dino Dna

Dino droppings droppings

Dinosaur Escape

Dinosaur Herd #stampede #herd