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The Mask (1994) Soundboard

The Mask (1994) Soundboard

"The Mask" is a beloved comedic fantasy film that was released in 1994. Directed by Charles Russell and based on the comic book series of the same name by Dark Horse Comics, the movie quickly became a cult classic, thanks to its hilarious storyline, stellar performances, and groundbreaking special effects.

The film follows the story of Stanley Ipkiss, played by the talented Jim Carrey. Stanley is timid and socially awkward, leading a monotonous life as a clerk at a bank. However, everything changes when he discovers a powerful, enchanted mask that transforms him into a mischievous, zany character with superhuman abilities. With the mask on, Stanley becomes "The Mask": a charismatic, green-faced, elastic-bodied trickster who loves to dance, make jokes, and unleash chaos wherever he goes.

Jim Carrey's boundless energy and physical comedy skills shine as he fully embraces the role of the wacky and unpredictable Mask. This iconic performance quickly became one of Carrey's most memorable and recognizable characters, showcasing his remarkable talent for physical comedy and improvisation. Carrey's enthusiasm is simply infectious, and his ability to seamlessly switch between Stanley and the Mask is nothing short of extraordinary.

The film also features a talented supporting cast. Cameron Diaz makes her stunning acting debut as Tina Carlyle, a singer and dancer who captures the attention of both Stanley and the villainous mobster, Dorian Tyrell. Diaz's natural beauty and charm add a touch of glamour to the story, making her the perfect love interest for Stanley and a character viewers can't help but root for.

Peter Greene delivers a memorable performance as the menacing Dorian Tyrell, the main antagonist of the film. With his slicked-back hair and intimidating stare, Greene perfectly embodies the role of the sinister mobster. Tyrell's relentless pursuit of power drives the conflict of the movie, as he becomes obsessed with obtaining the mysterious mask for himself.

The Mask's incredible visual effects were groundbreaking for its time, seamlessly blending animation and live-action in a way that had never been seen before. Thanks to the talented team of visual effects artists led by visionary director Chuck Russell, the film brought to life the zany world of the Mask, filled with wild transformations, cartoonish stunts, and larger-than-life characters.

Accompanied by a memorable soundtrack, which perfectly captures the film's energetic and playful spirit, "The Mask" became an instant hit. With songs like "Hey Pachuco!" by Royal Crown Revue and "Cuban Pete" by Jim Carrey himself, the music adds an additional layer of fun to the film's already lively atmosphere.

If you're a fan of "The Mask" and want to relive its hilarious moments or experience them for the first time, you're in luck! You can now play and download the sounds from this iconic film. From the Mask's memorable catchphrases like "Somebody stop me!" or "Smokin'!" to the infectious theme songs, these sounds will transport you back to the comedic chaos of this classic 90s movie.

So, sit back, relax, and let the sounds of "The Mask" fill your surroundings. Whether you're a long-time fan or a newcomer, you're in for a whirlwind of laughter and entertainment. Just remember, with great power comes great hilarity! Enjoy the sounds of "The Mask" and let the mischievous spirit of the Mask take control.

A french poodle
A girl like that is always looking for the bbd the bigger better deal
A good Iawyer and a deaI..
A metaphor not to be taken literally
A party favor.
A tommy gun
A Tommy gun
A young woman riding bareback.
Ah come on lieutenant it's not all your fault something will turn up
Ah jeez
Ah looks like it's going to be a long night my wife's gonna kill me
Alright I confess I did it you hear and i'm glad glad I tell you!
Alright i'll prove it to you but I am not responsible for the consequences
Alright i'll take it but I am very angry!
Alright mr ipkiss go as yourself and as the mask because they are both one and the same beautiful person
Alright mrs peenman!
And as The Mask
And everything
And I am a IittIe thorny.
And i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
And if you're somebody like dorian
And last but not least my favourite
And more heart...
And now we present to you the most beautiful flower of the congo bongo miss tina carlyle
And one of 'em was wearing a big green mask
And one was wearing a big, green mask
And they swing
And this whole city is our playground
And when they dancin' they bring a happy ring without a care o singing a song all the day long
And you know it's important to go out with a big bang
Anybody who's anybody will be there
Are you okay me i'm great really good I just never felt better really i'm just catching some air out here
Are you okay?
Are you on the list no but I believe my friends are perhaps you know them franklin grant and jackson
Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened
As a matter of fact I do cubbie!
As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie!
As I was saying about that tie kinda reminds me of one of those what do you call it ink blot tests a rorschach test right
Baby there you are I was beginning to get all worried about you
Back off monkey boy before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank
Bastard
Bazooka I have a permit for that
BeautifuI.
Beautiful
Because dear peggy pays dick i'm starving to death
BeIieve this?
Believe this you drive in in a porsche
Bet you heIped him with the bank job.
Better call that high priced lawyer of yours tyrel you and I are going downtown for a little chat
Bike horn
Blow it!
Bobby eh charlie charlie!
Boss you better be careful huh
Boss..
Bowling pin
Boy that doesn't sound good at all no it doesn't sound good what would sound good to you breakfast
Boy you really narrowed it down
Boys I want you to pick her out something pretty to wear okay
Bright colours it's a power tie supposed to make you feel powerful
Bring him up here!
Buddy you know what you need you need a little change of pace
But all I wanted was a kiss a kiss just one last kiss
But I am not responsibIe for the consequences.
But I am very angry!
But I ordered onion rings doyle!
But my friends are on the inside
But we need some cash so first we take the bank then we take niko and then my friend school is out
But you can pull this off right hey you talking to the doctor
But your book!
Can you heIp me?
Can you help me
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
Carry the 9 divide by the gross national product
Cd's savings and cd's checking and cd's savings checking and cd's t bills
Charlie i
Charlie isn't stanley the nicest guy the best
Charlie stanley gals I want you to meet my buddy stanley ipkiss
Charlie!
Cigarette no
Club's closed move it! you think i'm joking come on move it!
Come on
Come on (2)
Come on (3)
Come on gals let's get going
Come on get these rubbernecks out of here
Come on i'm really very sorry about this i'm sure
Come on milo jump please do it for daddy
Come on, MiIo. Give them to me. Drop it.
Come on!
Come on! (2)
Come on! come on! milo!
Come on! serve and protect man!
Come on.
Cops got your pal ipkiss taken at landfill park
Cops!
Could I have just one more minute
Could you guys keep it down back there no problem
Could you hold this for me please
Couple of your boys were spotted knocking over edge city bank
Crap
Cuff him
Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass
Dance and I'II bIow your brains out.
Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungIe.
Did it look like I had much of a choice
Did you have a pickle relish
Did you miss me
Do I go as myseIf...
Do it
Do you have any idea what time it is actually no
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood
Do you think you could have him meet me tonight I might be able to work something out
Does it work
Don't be an idiot you're in the middle of a police station there is no way you're walking out of here like this
Don't get your panties in a twist.
Don't insult my intelligence ipkiss
Don't worry tina it's all over now
Dorian
Dorian I can't shut this thing off
Dorian! dorian wait! no!
Down! get down! come on come on! come on! line 'em up over here
Doyle!
Doyle! (2)
Drop it
Drop it ipkiss
Drop it tyrel!
Easy boy!
Easy ipkiss
Easy you're giving me a woody
Eddy who did this man who
Eesay ouyay aterlay
Even a hopeIess one
Every Iow Iife in this town. Understand?
Everything is his grift he owns you he owns this club he owns this whole stinking town
Everything is his grift.
Exactly
Excuse me where can I open a new account new accounts right here
Find yourself a new place to live
For a man so true
For being any kind of romantic even a hopeless one
For being any kind of romantic..
For being the only guy who treated me like a person and not some sort of party favour
For Friday night?
For my first trick i'd like to do something for you son
For one Iast kiss
For you son a little body english
Forget her that girl will tear out your heart put it in a blender and hit frappe
FortunateIy, funeraI bouquets are deductibIe.
Fortunately funeral bouquets are deductible
Freeze
From the real dorian the one I used to love
FuII of spice
Funny eyeball glasses
Gee I wish my daddy owned a bank then I could be a rich little creep too
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!
Genius that was genius buddy I have chills
Genius.
Get her something pretty to wear
Get him out of here
Get him up! come on! let's go! I got a cell for you pal
Get him!
Get it!
Get off! get him off of me!
Get out of my sight
Get real man
Get that doc here my buddy suck on that
Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named ipkiss stanley ipkiss
Get up get up here that's it you can do it come on come on!
Get up. Come on
Get your dog away from me
Give her the money
Give her the money.
Give it give it give me the keys give me the keys come on come on drop it drop it drop it!
Give me that gun
Give me that thing
Go on get in the car
Go with your friend.
Go!
God I can't believe it
God I wish I knew the truth you know I really do no
God! what side of whose bed did you wake up on man
Going away aIone, baby?
Good boy good boy
Good boy good boy come on milo give them to me drop it!
Good boy!
Good doggie good doggie
Good to see you.
Gosh peg do you really mean that actually no
Got another one coming down mike
Got the cross check on the fingerprints for you it's ipkiss alright
Got you
Halt or i'll shoot!
Hang on a sec
Hang on hang on! don't get your panties in a twist would ya
Hang on, hang on!
He beat them to the punch.
He robs the bank you work in then I find this in the coco bongo
He stole all our jewellery take me down to headquarters
He'II be at the charity baII tonight
He's a dead man
He's a modest guy
He's a really modest guy although he's the hottest guy in havana in havana
He's down the alley follow me come on grab your gun
He's going to the charity ball tonight he's gonna do something terrible like what the lambada
He's the only one who's napping and i'm about to give him a serious wake up call
Hello cherie we meet again! is it fate is it meant to be it is written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize i'd like to think so
Hello dorian
Hello stanley
Hello there may I be of some assistance
Hello!
Hello! hello!
Here's my card if you remember anything unusual about last night anything at all call me
Hey boss look who decided to crash the party
Hey bub watch where you're going!
Hey burt what the hell is it
Hey charlie how you doing how are you how are you doing my friend long time no see
Hey come on now guys now this isn't fair
Hey did you check the morning paper your girlfriend got a great review
Hey get out of the road!
Hey good to see you okay then
Hey kellaway
Hey lieutenant where are you taking ipkiss
Hey lieutenant! we got a stiff upstairs it's one of the guys from the heist
Hey mister you got the time
Hey orlando
Hey stanley stanley stanley!
Hey wait that dog! mayor tilton did you see that dog
Hey what do you say we get in this joint huh
Hey you milo!
Hey you with the face you got a visitor
Hey you! what are you doing down there
Hey, Mister!
Hey! don't you have respect for law and order what kind of thug are you
Hey! hey mister! hold on! I know cpr!
Hey! watch it i'm a bleeder
Hi
Hi dorian! how's it going
Hi lieutenant listen this isn't the best time right now I just
Hi, Lieutenant.
Hi! i'm peggy brandt from the tribune oh hi
Him! him! there! that's the guy
Hit it!
Hold it! I am warning you i'm seriously stressed out here
Hold me close red it's getting dark
Hold on sugar daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight
Hold onto your lug nuts it's time for an overhaul
Hold the phone killer at three o'clock
How about at landfill park okay sunset perfect super
How do
How do (2)
How does it work
How you doing, buddy?
How's it going freeze
However if you would like me to arrange for a safe environment for you tonight I can do that
Humungo in the banking business not really
I am now
I am so late
I better make a little stop
I bought you a fur coat for christmas a diamond ring a cadillac car and everything
I can arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, if you want.
I can't Iet her sit home aII aIone.
I cannot throw it with you attached to it
I disagree I think i'm wearing her down
I do have one question which is
I don't believe it
I don't have a car I have to have a car tonight
I don't know
I don't know about seven hundred bucks eh
I don't know boss that's one hell of a rubber mask
I don't know it's like it's like it brings your innermost desires to life
I don't know.
I get it pig latin right
I got it.
I got those concert tickets you wanted
I guess not!
I guess not!
I hear things like that I start losing my concentration
I just wanted to come by and make sure that you two got together all right that's nice
I just wanted to thank you but i'm not sure if i'm gonna have much to open an account with anymore
I just went to see what ipkiss told them
I know CPR!
I know him you know you do we're old college buddies him and me
I know you're in there!
I mean there are literally hundreds of women out there looking for a guy just like you really yeah!
I mean what is this city coming to when a man's pyjama drawer is no longer safe!
I missed him come on we all missed him
I must lay off the cartoons
I need a pack of cigarettes which brand sir it doesn't matter I don't smoke but for you I would shoot the surgeon general
I never feIt better, reaIIy.
I only got some got fingerprints on some of the currency but nothing matches tyrel's men
I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand then we shall try just you and I ole!
I saw it I saw everything
I should have said that
I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people there are private institutions for things like that
I still can't believe it hardened cops dancing in the street and broadcast all over the 11 o'clock news
I think he wants to communicate
I want a proctologist standing by what you heard me! the best one you can find
I want him here tomorrow alive
I want this place cleared right now
I want to see you in my office first thing tomorrow
I want you to get the word out to every street hustler to every low life in this town you understand
I wanted to make sure that you 2 got together aII right.
I wiII spread your p t . I wiII dip my IadIe in your vichyssoise
I will hold anything you want thank you
I won't make trouble for you I just want the truth
I wouIdn't mind.
I wouIdn't, darIing
I wouldn't do that darling
I'II be in here for a Iong, Iong time
I'II teach you to chick chicky boom Chick chicky boom
I'II teII you one thing.
I'II teII you what.
I'll tell you one thing it's going to be payback for anybody who crosses me
I'm better than ever you idiot
I'm coming okay i'm coming i'll be right there
I'm fed up with you dorian but i'm going to cut you a break
I'm gonna have to lock you in
I'm gonna take you apart
I'm great..
I'm here for the civic
I'm history the captain's gonna have my badge for breakfast with a little pension on top
I'm Iosing controI.
I'm just an ex employee who has come for his back pay or should I say payback
I'm just looking for my mask! I got it
I'm looking at him just keep the swat team standing by
I'm looking to become a real reporter
I'm not Iosing anything..
I'm not losing anything except maybe some extra baggage around here
I'm not sure exactly you see i'm just terrible with things like that
I'm not sure I haven't exactly been myself lately
I'm sorry he seems to be attracted to you
I'm sorry mr dickey it'll never happen again i've been a jerk
I'm sorry we're already late for the ball right alice and the white rabbit are gonna be really disappointed
I'm talking about mythology mr ipkiss
I'm winning!
I'm with the evening star can you tell me what happened here no and you can quote me
I've decided to give her one last thrill
I've got to change for the party
I've got to disappear for a while now I don't know where i'm gonna go but i'll let you know as soon as I can
I've never seen those before in my life
Ice this deadbeat
If deep down inside you're a little repressed and a hopeless romantic you become some sort of a love crazy wild man
If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal I can be out of here in about 10000 years
If I tell you you promise to leave my office right now
If this guy's half as bad as he's supposed to be we're gonna have a full dance card
If you like the beat take a lesson from cuban pete and i'll teach you to chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
Ipkiss get your dog away from me
Ipkiss I know you're in there!
Ipkiss ipkiss I know you're in there
Ipkiss police!
Ipkiss stanley ipkiss yes lt kellaway city precinct
Ipkiss you're 40 minutes late that's the same as stealing
Ipkiss, StanIey Ipkiss.
Ipkiss! i've got you now ipkiss
Ipkiss! turn down those cartoons!
Irv! yo bring around the loaner
Is it true you're the mask yeah but don't tell anybody
Is that a fact
Is this him
It sort of Iooks Iike...
It was a dream it was a dream
It's a classic
It's all coming back to me
It's all over ipkiss put your hands over your head or we'll open fire
It's all set dorian
It's crazy i'm losing control
It's funny you should mention the way he dances because I taught him a couple of dance moves myself
It's kinda hard to believe it was just a garbage heap
It's no time for last requests
It's party time p a r t
It's party time.
It's sundown
It's sundown it's almost time
It's wrecking my life my life is wrecked wrecked! wrecked!
Ixnay! ehay's otgay an ungay
Jeez.
Jump up come on! can you jump up
Jump up get up come on
Just guess!
Just one..
Just sit back and enjoy the ride mr expert
Just wait!
Kill him
Kill him! come on! come on! take him!
Kiss me my dear and I will reveal my croissant I will spread your pate I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise
Kiss me, my dear, and I wiII reveaI my croissant.
Lab reports?
Ladies and gentlemen I will be your host for the remainder of the evening
Layout's not bad but them motion detectors are a pain in the ass
Leave the dog alone
Let me cover it murray I really need this story you go home to claire
Let me out of these cuffs ipkiss you're driving like a maniac
Let's go ipkiss move it! alright!
Let's rock this joint
Little to the left that's it I don't know
Loki who is loki the norse god of mischief supposedly he caused so much trouble that odin banished him from valhalla forever
Look at that guy nobody's that fast at my bank i'll say
Look at that!
Look at that! it's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head
Look at the floor see that he put that right in my floor then he jumped out the window
Look I canceled my subscription because they kept stealing my paper
Look I don't know what's happening to you stanley but I do know this
Look i'll tell you what why don't you just go with your friend
Look it's not your problem i'll be okay
Look ma i'm road kill!
Look stanley when you were at ripley auto did you see anything suspicious anything at all
Look take this gun and start sneaking people out the back right
Look what I found in her car
Look what I found in her car
Looking good here my man
Looks like i'm gonna be in here for a long long time
Looks like this guy beat them to the punch
Lose him
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you (2)
Love makes me treat you the way that I do gee baby ain't I good to you (3)
Maggie! what are you doing
MANAGER
May I may what i'm such a mess oh of course
May I see those pyjamas mr ipkiss
Maybe if you tried a little actual police work
Maybe it was you who helped him out with the bank job
Maybe you did maybe you didn't who knows right
Mayor TiIton, did you see that dog?
Mayor tilton i'm so what the hell is wrong with you kellaway
Mayor tilton may we have a word with you
Me no I don't even have a car you know 'cause they pollute
Merde
Milo better forget about me buddy
Milo no no! no! no no! stop it
Milo no!
Milo this could be dangerous you stay here and be a good boy
Milo!
Milo! (2)
Milo! (3)
Milo! (4)
Milo! come on
Milo! get the keys get them! find them get the keys
Milo! go on
Milo! good boy come on come on
Milo! milo
Miss what did you say your name was
Miss... What was your name?
Mouse trap
Mouse trap...
Move it!
Mr ipkiss hi
Mr ipkiss! hi hi
My book is about masks as a metaphor mr ipkiss
My friend will be along here any minute I better go
My game it goes straight to hell you could too
My Iife is wrecked. Wrecked.
My new carpet!
Nice little talk with the cops
No come on
No dorian tyrel was the mask I saw it with my own eyes
No i've gotta see tina but what do I do I mean do I go as myself or the mask
No it wasn't me it was the one armed man
No way!
No way!
No! guard guard guard! there's a woman's being chased through the alleyway there come on! she needs help
Nobody ever kissed me like dorian tyrel
Not bad shut up and help me down all right
Not to worry this'll put the color back in your cheeks my friend
Now how about that account we have several different plans savings checking savings and checking
Now I have some forms for you to fill out
Now like napoleon I will divide and conquer
Now sorry wrong pocket
Now what can I do for you bub
Now you have to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky well do you punks
Now you're being cynical
Now, how about that account?
Of course
Officer are you writing notes
Officers arrest those men i've always wanted to say that
Oh I don't know tell you ramsey said look I will take care of ramsey
Oh jeez!
Oh man forget her
Oh my god
Oh my god i'm late! keys keys where's the keys damn
Oh my god! this has gotta be a new breed
Oh no no actually I was just gonna ask you a few questions really about what
Oh stanley! do you realize how much mail we got about that letter
Oh that car yeah yeah
Oh that's right you and stanley right you two are getting awfully close
Oh yeah you can explain everything explain this!
Okay
Okay come on! come here get up get up here!
Okay lady time's up
Okay twinkle toes I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now
Okay you boys are on your own now I gotta get go downstairs and make sure i'm seen
Okay you said loki was a night god maybe it only works at night
One week to get out of town after that i'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine iron
OnIy the cr me de Ia cr me need appIy.
Only the creme de la creme need apply
Open up! come on i'm getting blisters on my fingers
Or maybe we should call the irs and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at club fed
Or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there
Or we'II fire.
Our love is like a red red rose and I am a little thorny je t'adore! je t'adore!
Party's over everyone let's go!
Peggy brandt wait a minute peggy brandt of ask peggy yeah that's right
Picture of kellaway's wife what margaret!
PIeasure's aII mine.
PoIice!
Police! hands up!
Police! open up!
Possibly a representation of one of the norse night gods maybe loki
Put it on! put it on!
Put me down right now or I am never coming back here thanks
Put some effort into it!
Put the cheese down and get the keys go on! over there over there
Put your hands up but you told me to freeze alright alright unfreeze
QUIET PLEASE
ReaIIy big sungIasses, nerf baII...
ReaIIy good.
ReaIIy?
ReaIIy?
Really big sunglasses
Really do I look bad
Really they say he's pretty weird looking yeah but you ought to see him dance
Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people forget all that
Right
Ripley auto finishing you're a customer of theirs aren't you
RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING
Romeo! this whole place is gonna blow in a couple of minutes!
Rubber chicken
Run milo!
Search him
Seat belts
See I have an inner ear problem sometimes I can't hear anything
See that man over there he's got keys yeah go get those keys go get them go get the keys go get them
See you
See you on the inside
See you!
Sharing a sunset with me
She is so coy I love it
She wouId never...
She's an artist she's she's sensitive
Shoot him!
Shoot the window I don't care!
Shoot! Shoot!
Shoot! shoot! (gun shots)
Shut up!
Si senorita I know that you will like to chicky boom chick it's very nice so full of spice
Sign right here and press down hard there's no price there will be
Sir she's a perspective client of stanley's oh really
Sit back and reIax
Small mouthed bass
Smart dog
Smoking
Smoking!
Smoking! (2)
Smoking.
Snap out of it come on this dance is over! let's go! follow me officers!
Snooze!
Snooze!
So did anyone find out who he is
So dr neuman you're saying that everybody wears a mask
So how do we get in what are you kiddin' leave it to me
So what do you think
So what kind of account do you have in mind
So what time should I pick you up
So why are you covering this story
So you got a warrant this time or did you stop by for a nightcap
Some prowIer broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman.
Somebody help me!
Somebody stole your pyjamas
Somebody stop me
Somebody with red hair and full pouting lips a white blouse green jacket and a name tag
Someone hit the joint before got her
Something wrong?
Son of a bitch!
Sorry fellas waste not want not
Sorry son that's not my department
Sorry son the dog was rabid had to put it down
Sorry stanley you really are a great guy I just can't lose my condo you know how hard it is to find an apartment in this city
Sorry, wrong pocket.
Stand back and observe
StanIey Ipkiss...
StanIey, get in!
StanIey, wait.
Stanley hurry!
Stanley I couldn't do that
Stanley ip kiss
Stanley ipkiss
Stanley listen to me
Stanley this is great
Stanley this is serious there's gotta be a way to stop him
Stanley wait stanley stanley!
Stanley you are the nicest guy really you are
Stanley!
Stanley! (2)
Stanley! (3)
Stanley! (4)
Stanley! (5)
Stanley! (6)
Stanley! stanley get in!
Start dancing i'll blow your brains out
Stay behind! that's it that's it! nobody's getting in
Step right up here don't be shy! nobody likes a bashful leather head
Stop that man!
Stupid she would never
Sure stanley ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap
Sure you're not gonna miss this guy when he's gone all that's left is me
Sure.
Take it easy I got the point
Tell auntie em to let old yeller out
Tell me how's this mask work I don't know you just put it on
Tell me more bwana
Tell scarlet I do give a damn
Tell tiny tim I won't be coming home this christmas
Thank you so much for being with us today
Thank you you love me you really love me
Thank you.
Thanks a million I owe you one
Thanks for dropping by
Thanks for everything stanley
Thanks for what lots of things
Thanks stanley you really are a nice guy
That guy dancing with tina he's dead meat come on
That letter you sent my column that was from a guy with more guts and more heart than any of the creeps that i've met in this city
That man is the mask
That night at the cIub I knew..
That was the most sickening display i've ever seen
That'll be all ipkiss
That's a spicy meatball
That's an interesting tie mister ipkiss stanley ipkiss
That's correct wendy
That's correct wendy we all wear masks metaphorically speaking
That's got to hurt
That's it sweetheart now just a little bit to the right
That's it this party's over in 10 minutes
That's it yeah get the key no not not the cheese the keys
That's it!
That's ridiculous oh is it
That's the guy.
That's what they're there for
The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission what all I wanted was an oil change
The coco bongo club hottest new joint in town
The cops tried to shut the club down this morning
The doctor is about to operate
The dog was rabid, had to put it down.
The guy they say robbed this place the mask I think he was at the club last night
The Ioaner?
The loaner the loaner
The mask no it was the guy inside the mask it was you all along
THE MASK ROBS BANK
The masks we wear
The methane emissions reaIIy pick up the coIors.
The money better be here ipkiss or you can ip kiss your ass goodbye
The money better be here...
The poIice want the mask.
The police are looking for the mask so we'll give them the mask
The senoritas they sing and they swing with their romero it's very nice so full of spice
The swat team got an offer to open in vegas
The way that I do
Then he couId have banished him into that mask.
Then he could have banished him into that mask
Then we're all in big trouble and if I were you i'd get out of town fast
There can't be 2 idiots with pyjamas like these
There he is!
There he is! let's get him
There you go son now get out of here you bother me
There's always time for one last kiss
There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you
There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you (2)
They caII me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat
They call me cuban pete i'm the king of the rumba beat when I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
They got me paying taxes for what I gave to you gee baby ain't I good to you
They got me paying taxes...
They say you've been using the place to run your own small time scams
They're out they're sold out that means there's no more
Things change
This couId be dangerous. Stay here and be a good boy.
This guy's incorrigible
This is a mistake
This is a piece of wood
This is an interesting piece mr ipkiss looks like fourth or fifth century scandinavian
This is impossible
This is incredible with these powers I could be a superhero I could fight crime protect the innocent work for world peace but first
This is kellaway I need back up and I need it now
This is the moment of truth when a man shows what he's really made of
This is your big production number
This isn't his grift man
This pIace wiII bIow!
This young man here just saved our lives
Those pyjamas are impossible this actually happened
Those pyjamas those those those pyjamas were stolen
Tina carlyle pleased to meat you the pleasure's all mine
Tina come here
Tina come on you can't you can't
Tina get out of here get lost!
Tina what are you doing here
Tina!
Tonight i'm gonna take you on a love safari deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle
Too bad she's aIready taken.
Too bad she's already taken
Trust me buddy this is going to be the perfect night on the town
Turn down those cartoons!
Use the radio what you know call for backup or something
Wait a minute where is everybody something's not kosher here
Wait just a minute
Wait! I can explain everything
Want to be my date
Watch it chunky!
Watch it! i'm sorry
We all wear masks metaphorically speaking
We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late if I have to put up with your behaviour
We have a giraffe
We suppress the id our darkest desires and adopt a more socially acceptable image
We're going to go to a party tonight we're going to have one hell of a time aren't we yes
Well I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents
Well I better be going
Well I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye!
Well I just can't let her sit home all alone
Well if you think of anything this is my number this is my you know personal number
Well if you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures you might get some work done around here
Well it looks like some sort of mob tactic there it is boys she broke the case
Well it's nothing any american with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community
Well see here's the thing my very best girlfriend just came into town and I know she'd be dying to go to this so could we maybe get an extra ticket for her
Well that's what you are ipkiss a big nothing
Well the book is of course the masks we wear by dr arthur neuman
Well the next time she comes in you be sure to send her to my office
Well this is coming right out of your security deposit ipkiss
Well you don't look real fabulous now
Well you're lucky we caught these problems now before they caused you some serious trouble
What
What a rush
What a rush.
What about the club I thought you were doing great
What are they going to do to me sarge what are they going to do
What are you doing here
What are you doing here (2)
What are you doing here (3)
What are you looking at you you're losing it dorian
What do the lab reports say
What do we do with ipkiss
What do you know about this mask character mask
What do you see mr ipkiss
What does niko have to say about this nothing
What happened
What I got is probable cause
What is it murray
What is that supposed to mean
What the hell are you doing

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