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A deputy's star makes the finest kind of a target
A fellow could really make something of himself
A horse thief judge
A lock of her own hair!
A man don't trade things like that
A town of cattlemen for cattlemen and by gobs run by cattlemen!
Ain't any room for doubt
All right
All right all right
All right bean we're going we're going back to build our fences
All right boys take your places
All right hod if you feel that way we'll try to get along with just eph and henry
All right I swear by my sword there I had nothing to do with it I swear by the revised statutes by gobs if there was a bible in town i'd
All right i'll go I don't want to see anymore
All right i'll pass the word around to the boys
All right it was me I burned their houses and crops I run them varmints out
All right judge there he is
All right mort if shad's good and cold you can have him
All right no
All right you're next
Almighty god we offer thee thanksgiving for thy help and thy divine bounty
An angel
And anybody found sober after sundown is liable to arrest for disorderly conduct and that's my ruling!
And daughter if it should come up natural like you might hint what a handsome man he is
And for this thy divine bounty oh lord we thank thee amen
And from now on this whole section's going to bloom like the jersey lily herself!
And I say I hope you'll be very happy in your house
And I want every legal resident of langtry texas to go over and see the godmother of this here town
And if you think if you think i'm sorry you're crazy
And look what I got to tell her when I see her
And man that is born of woman has but a short time to live he cometh up and is cut down like a flower he fleeth as if it were a shadow and never continueth in one stay
And now it's anybody's you just claim it
And now the range grass will grow back
And she said to me she said no
And so did shad wilkins and he ain't trying it no more
And some day the cattlemen will put up a statue of me out there on the street and they'll write on it judge roy bean he give us back the land
And that lock of hair yeah yeah the lock of hair
And the big spaces were all broken up by little quarter sections
And the homesteads left empty and the houses caved in and the land no good for man or cattle
And the land that was desolate has become like a garden and the waste places are become fenced and are inhabited
And then someday maybe they'd put up a statue out there in the street a statue with a carving on it
And there's too many strays running loose in that valley right now only they're not trays
And we'll stay on our farms in spite of you and your courtroom and your killers!
And what's more I ain't got no idea who done it
And while you retire there'll be a recess for them that's thirsty
And you and me are going over there together you're going to introduce me to her by gobs i'm going to meet her I just can't believe it
And you think my hair's pretty huh
Any man that'd shoot at a picture of lily langtry ought to be killed
Are you bean
Are you working anywhere
Bart turn loose the prisoner's hands
Bart you and blackjack get yourself a drink huh
Bean and his men are coming!
Bean and his men are coming! get off the street!
Bean's coming! bean's coming!
Before I drink with you judge I want to know you had nothing to do with it
Bet a dollar and a half
Bless this food to our use and ourselves to thy service amen
Buck I want to see you
Bull's eye
But I wouldn't part with that lock of hair for anything in the world
But i'm going in alone I don't want nobody in there with me no how
But i'm heading for california and nothing short of hanging can stop me
But if it was my own son come over here with a warrant he'd have to be first on the draw
But judge you just ruled
But judge you just sentenced the man
But they don't know how to spell my name it's been tried before
But you can rest assured that in this court a horse thief always gets a fair trial before he's hung
But you've got the prettiest hair I ever saw
By gobs
By gobs (2)
By gobs he stole my gun
By gobs man i'm glad to see you why I never wanted to see a man so much before in my life
By gobs she's all right she'd make a good cattleman
By gobs!
By gobs! (2)
California but I don't stop oregon next I guess
California's that way
Call themselves men
Can I give you a hand
Can you prove he didn't steal the horse no then he don't need no lawyer then
Can you prove it's your horse
Can't you see we're still considering the evidence
Cavalry huh
Certainly not
Chickenfoot my sword
Chickenfoot swear him in
Chickenfoot that's your horse
Chickenfoot the law
Chickenfoot you'd better take pete out for a little fresh air
Cole come here quick!
Cole harden
Cole start collecting them shotguns
Come around here take sides with bean and knock out my best friend and
Come in
Come in here armed with malice aforethought to kick up a rumpus
Come inside son
Come on get over there give us a little room
Come on hurry up!
Come on let's go back and see her
Come shooting
Compliments of the prisoner
Cow herders!
Dad! dad! dad! dad! father!
Did you ever see her
Did you get to know her real well
Did you hear the toast stranger
Did you write
Did you write to el paso
Didn't I round up all them cattle for you
Do you know how to build a house
Do you plan to go back to england when you finish your american tour
Do you swear to tell the truth so help you
Don't make a move judge i'm coming down to get you
Don't mind if I do
Don't spill none of that liquor son it eats right into the bar
Don't you believe me no
Don't you remember we drank on it
Don't you trust me cole
El paso el paso
El paso huh
Everything all right mr harden
Father this is mister harden
Fine thanks
Fined 80 dollars for disorderly conduct and 4 dollars and 6 bits for carrying concealed weapons
Gee that's a nice house jane ellen
Get away from here you smell of formaldehyde!
Get back get back
Get in there
Get in there all right give me room there you guys come on get in there
Get off
Get out of here! hey!
Get out of my bar get out of my bar!
Get together
Giddap
Give me them wire cutters
Glad to join you
Glad to meet you
Go on
Go on about lily
Go on cole go on
Go to your homes! protect your houses!
Good evening
Good morning judge
Good now i'll go see about your bunk
Got 10 got a nine
Got anything to say for yourself before the sentence of the court is executed
Grab another team we'll take a section of rail fence and knock down a strip of corn
Handsome
Have you ever met miss langtry
Have you seen jane mathews no
He could probably take the place of two men he's so big and strong
He defended bean he said he was right
He keeps passing the buck to the lord jehovah
He was the same as dead even while he stood there
He was working in the fields when some of your wranglers came up and took him away
He's a friend of lily langtry's stands to reason no friend of lily langtry goes around stealing horses
He's fine just fine
He's out for a while
Hear ye hear ye court of vinegarroon is now in session
Hello evans
Help! help!
Henry if we only had one man it'd be a big help
Here give him some milk give him some milk
Here it is
Here these are yours
Here's to the greatest woman in the world the fairest flower that ever bloomed
Hey cornhuskers!
Hey judge! judge that is my old sabino pony he's tied right out there
Hey look at your father I wonder what's up
Hey look! they must have heard I was coming
Hey pete are you glad I won you from chickenfoot
Hey this is the stage entrance
Hey wire wire they've drawn a fence across there
Hey! let's you and me stand up and shoot it out
Hi mort how's business
His sentence is suspended for a couple weeks until I can look into the matter further that's my ruling
Hold it boys
Hold on wait a minute you write that letter to el paso yet
Home what you mean in a house
Homesteader
How about a verdict
How about some hominy
How is she
How many seats in the house four hundred
How much are tickets 2 dollars apiece all over the house first come first served
How so
How you know you're not heading into a trap
How'd you get it then
How'd you get to know her
How's wade
Howdy judge
Huh you ain't going to crawfish
Husking corn fun oh yes!
I aim to be unless I get it in the back before I get out of here
I ain't going to keep it
I ain't serving none of my liquor to no bunch of tomato kissing plow pushing
I ain't sharing the jersey lily with no one
I ain't wore this uniform since chickamauga but it still fits right smart
I been talking to the prisoner
I begged them not to I told them
I bet the judge is having a good time yeah
I bought it
I can prove it by pete himself that he's my horse
I did and we got together
I didn't finish my ruling
I didn't have to write it I had it on me all the time
I didn't mean to kill that steer on purpose! I was aiming at the man
I don't care what you heard he couldn't be two faced he's not that kind
I don't recollect you was summoned as a witness in this trial
I don't suppose you'd ever part with that lock of hair no matter what a man was willing to give
I don't want any of roy bean's friends around
I don't want you
I doubt that but i'm a tired one
I got a lock of her hair
I got something to tell you before I go
I guess i'm wasting my time
I guess that means you
I haven't got it with me
I haven't got it with me (2)
I heard about those cattle being stampeded over their crops
I just knew
I just stopped in to thank you
I knew you weren't a horse thief
I know how you feel son
I know what to do
I left it over at the mathews' place
I might've at that
I never saw anything like it
I said did you get to know her real well
I said I wanted to talk to you judge sure
I saw his face I tell you
I say let's do something about it ourselves
I suppose a body that's just been hanged is apt to be a bit hungry
I suppose you could write for it
I think he likes it here I think we got him
I thought you meant your friends I didn't know that included me
I told you they shot at me first!
I tried to stop them they wouldn't listen to me
I want to talk to you judge yeah all right
I was going to see lily
I wonder if they hanged him don't they always
I wonder who was behind it
I wouldn't say that if I was you I might consider it contempt of court
I'd like to see you try
I'd rather own it than the state of texas
I'll be back
I'll be back (2)
I'll be here long after bean and his gang of murderers are gone
I'll bet I know something we could agree on
I'll call that
I'll get one
I'll make it up to you on the next one
I'll never forget the night we met i'll never forget it as long as I live
I'll never forget this cole never
I'll ride right over with you
I'll take them how many all of them
I'm as much an attorney as you are a judge
I'm going back now and gathering my stuff for the roundup
I'm going to dress and you fellows proud yourselves up a bit
I'm going to talk for the both of you
I'm out i'll stay out here we go
I'm pleased to meet you
I'm proud and glad I rid the country of them it was either them or us
I'm sorry I stopped them from lynching you
I'm staying nobody's going to drive me away from my land not with cattle or fire or killing my father or anything else
I'm the government here
I've kept on seeing his face all day
I've seen this kind of war before it's happening now back in kansas and nebraska
If anybody'd told me yesterday i'd be playing tag in a cornfield with a lot of cows
If he took bean's part he only did it to stop trouble
If I had to build me a house i'd have it on wheels
If I had to wash dishes I guess i'd give up eating
If I was you judge I wouldn't set foot in fort davis to see adam and eve
If it wasn't for lily i'd marry her
If we had some men that would ride fence there wouldn't be any cows in the cornfield
If you do you better build coffins along with them
If you leave you'll lose it
If you'd shoot back maybe they'd stop bothering you
If you're interested that's the man that sold me the roan horse
In the daytime
In the midst of life we are in death
Is she good natured
It used to belong to one of the hired men that left us
It was a fine supper and good cooking
It would have to have the right things in it too
It'll be roy bean where is he
It's a great day I tell you it's the greatest day in the history of texas
It's against the law to build fences hereabouts
It's always been my experience that when you know the other fellow's point of view you usually get together
It's beautiful beautiful
It's bigger
It's contempt all right
It's got character
It's got to be strictly understood you ain't making no effort to influence the sober judgment of the jury
It's just like the gulf down at lanno bay
It's just retribution
It's just well I thought you were a ghost
It's justifiable homicide that was my ruling
It's kind of dark ain't it
It's murder that's what it is murder p
It's my duty to inform you that the larceny of an equine is a capital offense punishable by death
It's my neck you see I was hung once but my friends cut me down in time
It's the promised land someday texas is going to be the biggest and the finest
It's with my stuff in el paso
It's your bad luck you missed him that's the trouble with you sodbusters you can't shoot straight
Jane ellen!
Jersey lily special
Join me your honor
Judas priest I don't see how you can talk up for scum like that
Judge bean
Judge gave me his word they'd round up all cattle in this valley and take them out of here
Judge roy w bean
Jury to the rear!
Just lost a customer
Justice if you'd seen him yesterday pretending to try that prisoner
Langtry that's the name of this town a great town after a great woman
Last herd just come in judge
Leastways there's a reasonable doubt
Let me have two tickets
Let me help you
Let me see it
Let me see it will you
Let's give the judge the same thing he gave shad wilkins
Let's have a look at it
Let's have a look at it (2)
Lily langtry miss langtry
Listen it's a great country here west of the pecos
Listen just get on your horse and get because they're after you
Listen your father don't mean for you to
Look cole the best piece of homestead land in the whole country
Look that little knoll right there it's just begging for a house
Look the house!
Look! see what did I tell you they're coming back wagons by the score
Looks like every time I get into trouble you always speak up for me
Make a move and i'll kill you
Make out a warrant against roy bean
Make peace around here instead of war
Make yourself at home now make yourself at home
Matter of fact we had some company that just disappointed us we were hoping somebody'd show up to take their place
Maybe if some of us went down and appealed to roy bean for justice
Maybe we can start a backfire
Me either
Me why how can you say a thing like that
Met you mean to tell me you met lily langtry the real her in the flesh
Mighty fine liquor what do you call it rub of the brush
Miss langtry i'd like to present an old admirer judge roy bean
Miss langtry's coming soon to play a night in fort davis
Miss mathews!
Much obliged
My hands quit too you can't blame them for leaving
My hat
My horse pete where's he at right outside
My name's jane ellen mathews
Nice going
No
No how
No I don't need your help not now I can do what I have to do alone
No I never met her I never met the sun I never shook hands with the moon and i've never been introduced to no clouds
No I was in england once but didn't get around to it
No I won't
No i'm heading for california
No i'm on my way
No it ain't it's right here
No it isn't judge
No it's not i'm not going to stay here and see anybody railroaded like this
No man ever gave a woman a whole town afore but i'm doing it
No no
No no my house is all out there all one room with a sky for a roof
No no wait that's not the way don't even think of it
No the first post office I come to
No they're all the same beautiful when you leave them
No trouble at all come on
No you can't
No you don't
No your honor I was just trying to get the lay of the land you will too at the end of a rope
No!
Nobody can see that not even you
Not a stick of it was left standing
Not by a jugful I ain't
Not guilty
Not me
Not me i'd want my house so that nothing could ever move it so down deep that an earthquake couldn't shake it and a cyclone would be just another wind going by
Now clear out here that's my ruling
Now come on we got a day's ride ahead of us
Now drink hearty
Now drink up
Now get
Now I guess maybe you'd better retire to consider a verdict
Now i'll take yours judge
Now if you was willing to swap why
Now in honor of this great occasion i'm dishing out free beer to one and all
Now it's too late
Now jane ellen we'll leave you alone with him and you kind of add on a little more welcome
Now judge we don't want any harsh words to spoil this friendly little get together
Now judge you forget a gentleman never discusses a lady in a barroom
Now listen son I told you how it was and I don't want you calling me no liar
Now look those people don't take up much room with their little shirt sized pieces of land
Now look you being a judge you know there's always two sides to any question
Now remember I want strict privacy all during the show
Now when I don't live right why the crick comes back on me
Now who are you anyhow and what are you doing here
Now yes now now
Now you listen to me mr bean
Now you men get some rope and string him up
Now you see what you done you stopped the show
Now you sit down miss mathews and i'll tend to your case in a minute
Now you're making fun of me
Oh a fire don't need nothing behind it fire has a way of moving on its own here's how
Oh could I clip a lock
Oh don't trouble
Oh fires and lamplights warm beds the smell of coffee in the morning the sound of rain on the roof
Oh just keep smiling at him
Oh just passing through
Oh lord for that which thou hast sent us in our hour of need make us truly grateful
Oh many times
Oh mr harden
Oh mr harden this is our neighbor wade harper
Oh no
Oh no not at all
Oh no thanks
Oh no you're not
Oh saddle bum huh well it's all right to live on a horse if it's your own horse
Oh that's mort borrow he cleans up around here
Oh two three weeks two or three weeks huh yeah about
Oh why judge
Oh yeah he was hanging around out there a while back but he ain't around now
Oh yeah lily
Oh yeah yeah horse
Oh you was in england once and you could have seen her but you never got around to it eh
One foot up and the other foot down swing them pretty girls 'round and 'round
Order in the court!
Order!
Ownership of horse clearly established it belongs to chickenfoot that's my ruling
Pardon me for intruding like this
Pardon me you don't happen to have a twin brother do you well you'd better pay me that money you owe me
Pardon sir your seat is back here
People of vinegarroon again
Pete you're my horse ain't you
Prisoner of the bar
Put me down I can walk put me down I tell you that's my ruling
Put up your gun we'll draw
Quiet! I ain't through yet
Raise your right hand do you solemnly swear to carry out the duties of deputy sheriff in jeff davis county in the state of texas yep
Ready yeah
Right
Right after the curtain she's about to go up now sir go up the curtain sir
Right here with me
Rub of the brush
Rub of the brush rub of the brush
Said she loved the united states too much she planned to stay here for the rest of her life
Said the homesteaders spoiled this land for the cattlemen we all heard it
Say tell me is she as pretty as them pictures
Say when does miss langtry go on the play
Shad may the lord have mercy on your soul hey!
Shad wilkins shad wilkins
She did she did
She does
She kept asking about texas especially
She knows all about you judge she wants to meet you she told me so herself
She says that ever since she was a little girl she'd heard about texas and it'd always been the dream of her life to have a home here someday
She told me that when she got all through her work in the theater that she wanted to settle down someplace out here in the west
She's back there now waiting to see you
She's coming to fort davis lily langtry's coming to fort davis langtry langtry yeah
She's the most beautiful woman I ever met
Shh look out
So I hereby christen this town langtry!
So long as there's reasonable doubt
So long cole
So long judge
So long judge (2)
So you was in the civil war huh judge
Some fire huh yeah wasn't it though yeah too bad yeah yep
Some quiet little place way out on the range away from all the lights and the crowds
Sorry mr mathews
Southeast get the young lady a chair
Southeast no anticipating
Stay once
Straighten her out would you son thank you
Straighten out my neck would you grab a hold of my head now jerk it quick
Stranger stranger come here
String him up why he's dead already
Strong enough wade
Suffering bleeding chickamauga! where's it at
Sure i'll give it to you
Sure looking for trouble going over to fort davis
Sure you will and me too
Swear on that
Take him out bart I got work to do
Take it or leave it
Take off your hat!
Take the two end sections wade!
Taking an awful chance judge
Tell me something first where do you keep my lock of hair show me
Tell you how much I like you and how much I might miss you
Thank you
Thanks how did you know that
Thanks sheriff
That ain't what I said
That all you got to say
That bottle of whiskey gone already yeah and if he ain't paid for it you better start collecting now
That includes every man that drinks at my bar
That lock of hair lily's hair you promised to write to el paso for it
That so
That suits me judge
That's all
That's all right
That's because you came down here and warned him
That's right that's what I like to hear
That's why you herded all the cattle out so they wouldn't be burned with our crops
The case is closed and that's my ruling
The cattlemen came in first then the homesteaders moved in and fenced them out
The court sentenced the prisoner to hang but the court didn't say when
The courtroom will now be cleared of everybody excepting the judge the jury the prisoner the witnesses and
The drinks are on me gentlemen
The government didn't say so
The homesteaders they're going to string you up
The jury's ready judge
The man didn't have a chance
The man I told you about the one that was hanged I saw him plain as day looking in the window
The man that fired that bullet was hauled out of here feet first and he ought to be
The wagon train's left the people have all gone jane ellen
The war's on yeah wish I was in there to see that show
Them hombres just waiting down there for you
Them plow pushers must have put it up there last night
Then he's the man that stole
There ain't no reason I should but i'm willing
There won't be a hired man left in this part of the country if we don't do something about it
There you are
There you are (2)
There's a law here against fencing land that seems nothing short of murder to people raising crops but it's common sense to men running cattle
There's miles of river on each side of our homestead
There's only one thing I can do you're sentenced to hang that's my ruling
There's plenty of room for everybody then everybody'd look up to you
These men have come here with a legitimate grievance
They got a right to defend their homesteads
They had crops for one year and then a dry spell drought so the homesteaders moved out and the rush and thistle and jimson moved in
They proved up on their land and they got deeds to it
They're trying to tell me you spoke up for bean
Third seat in
This ain't no fit place to homestead in land's no good when there's always lead flying over it
This country's unfenced rangeland it always was and always will be
This here's a big country
This is the man I told you about
This man hasn't got a chance and you know it but you never give anybody a chance
This man was caught on a stolen horse and in this jurisdiction that's prima facie evidence
This time you're going to get what's coming to you judge
Those people were starved out last year
Thou has poured thy blessings on our land
Thou hast broken the bonds of our yoke and delivered us out of the hands of our enemies so that we shall dwell here safely and none shall make us afraid
Thou hast made the tree of the field yield her fruit and the earth her increase
Thou hast visited the earth and made it plenteous thou hast made it soft with drops of rain
Thunder and lightning! you back from california already
To lily langtry
To roy bean the real judge
To the jersey lily miss langtry
To the unfortunate lady with the bullet in her face
Too bad lily langtry couldn't have heard that
Turn loose the prisoner's hands
Two aces
Uncork them rifles now and set them down this end of the bar easy like go on
Wade aren't you going to stay for supper
Wade harper has rounded up some of the men they going to town to lynch judge bean
Wade harper was right I didn't believe it then but I do now
Wade what do we do
Wait a minute you can't go you're under suspended sentence
Wait till you sink your teeth into some of jane ellen's stew
Wait! wait!
Wasn't I right here in the saloon when the fire broke out didn't well I was
Watch out for his leg and shoulder
We caught him on chickenfoot's horse that was stole last week
We could have a lot of fun together we could talk about lily and
We did shoot back
We don't want no part of it
We got to get that corn husked we need him terribly bad
We hang horse thieves don't we string him up!
We hire new hands same thing will happen
We hired out for farm work miss not a civil war
We need him terribly bad daughter
We're not asking you to speak for us no nor me either
We're not drinking with you harden nor him either
Welcome mr harden welcome
Well
Well (2)
Well all places aren't just the same
Well how's the hanging there well his neck didn't hardly stretch a foot
Well I did try to tell them bean's point of view
Well I don't contest it your honor maybe the horse does belong to chickenfoot here but I didn't steal it
Well I don't know how strong he is
Well I don't want to put you out any
Well I guess california's your next stop huh
Well I guess you can't take it with you
Well I guess you're partly to blame i'm not
Well I hope I see you in the morning before I leave
Well I tell you judge it's nice of you to ask me
Well I won't argue with you
Well i'd rather wash dishes
Well i'll be down for a shave in a minute
Well in about a week now we're going to husk the corn and i'll bet you'll agree that that's fun (ex claims questioningly)
Well it don't surprise me none
Well it's a big place got some space to rent
Well it's like the turtles carry their houses with them
Well not different but just sort of more so
Well now i'll tell you son
Well oh say wait a minute
Well she was my lawyer I guess she's the one that got me off
Well so I says to her I said
Well so it is pete
Well thanks a lot
Well that makes it nice here
Well that makes it unanimous
Well that'll give you a rough idea
Well that's a long story judge
Well that's great news who asked you
Well that's mighty fine judge
Well that's putting it mildly
Well that's that's more fun than picking corn
Well they left of course they have what did you expect
Well well you know how it is at dusk when you see a prairie fire reflected in the sky a sort of a deep a beautiful kind of blushing red red
Well what do you do about the dishes when you're home
Well what makes you think we'd take your word
Well why didn't you tell him our point of view
Well you know how it is at sunset you can look out and that water ain't exactly blue and it ain't exactly purple it's a kind of color a man can feel but he can't put a name to well that's lily's eyes
Well you know I think husking corn's the greatest fun in the world
Well you live in a house don't you
Well you say who wants to be a turtle
Well you you well you have the kitchen there and the bedroom over there and the living room right in the middle
What
What (2)
What (3)
What a handsome man you are
What about your own quarter section
What an actress
What are you doing catching a fish
What are you doing in vinegarroon
What do you want me to do arrest them cattle and fine them a couple dollars apiece for trespass
What for
What for what for don't you know what for
What have you done with shad wilkins
What is it daughter
What kind of a trial is it when a prisoner isn't even allowed to have anybody speak for him
What law whose law mine
What reasonable doubt judge we just caught him with chickenfoot's horse
What sort of things
What you got there
What you want to go to california for see the pacific ocean
What'll I say
What'll it be gentlemen
What's he doing now feeding his horse
What's old mathews going to say about it
What's that
What's the charge
What's the verdict
When
When are you going to do it
When cattle can't get to water they die
When did they leave about an hour ago they took our wagon
When I make a ruling it stands
When I was a kid I had a pet rattlesnake I was fond of it but I wouldn't turn my back on it
When the last steer's out of the valley
When you make war on them you're making war on their women and kids too
Where are you heading for no place special
Where do you hail from no place in particular
Where's exhibit a
Where's it at
Where's miss langtry
Where's that lock of hair
Where's the horse bring in the horse chickenfoot
Who are you
Who are you what are you doing here
Who are you what do I know about you how do I know they ain't looking for you
Who said it's a barroom this is a courtroom
Who was that
Who what happened
Who's after me
Whoa pete come on in here
Why cole!
Why do you like to make fun of me
Why don't you be a real judge for all of the people
Why don't you put in with me
Why don't you remember
Why don't you stay around vinegarroon awhile
Why don't you try to see their side of it and help them instead of fight them
Why i'm the fellow that filled the inside straight and won chickenfoot's horse
Why judge anybody here
Why that bunch of plow pushing sod!
Why the picture's never been made that can do justice to lily langtry
Why this pack of weasels invade the dignity of my courtroom
Why when I first come here I didn't have nothing now i'm boss of the whole section
Why you hung mr evans for that
Why you pack of yellow bellies give me them tickets
Will you clip one
Will you swear by that
Won't you sit down please
Would you really like to have it
Wouldn't take long to get here by mail coach
Wouldn't you rather stay a little longer in some places
Yea but it ain't big enough for cattlemen and homesteaders and it never will be
Yeah
Yeah (2)
Yeah she uses lots of shampoo on her hair
Yeah that's a fine piece of land all right yeah look at the feed on those slopes over there and that strip along the bottom is just fine for wheat or corn
Yeah that's where they get them
Yep and now i'm going to tell you off
Yes and it's just like all your rulings!
Yes miss mathews what can I do for you
Yes that's so and you needn't pretend you don't know about it
Yes yes it's the wrong and lawless thing to do
You an admirer of miss lily's too
You an attorney miss
You and me's friends I done what I had to and you think it was wrong
You been down around lanno bay ain't you sure
You call this a court I do and it happens to be in session right now
You can have his horse and outfit
You can pester us and rob us and kill us but you can't stop us 'cause there'll always be more coming more and more
You can use any name you like
You did well why didn't you give it to me then
You didn't give us one when you stampeded the cattle over our crops
You get warrants in fort davis don't you
You got to get out of here and don't stop for nothing
You heard the case against the accused pro and con
You knew we were going to be burned out
You know how bright and coppery and gold like a young chestnut horse is running in the bright sun well her hair is something like that
You know I cottoned to you the first time I seen you
You know this ain't homestead land you just said so yourself
You know this man no I don't you ever see him before no but
You know what the verdict is guilty
You know you're not the prettiest girl I ever saw
You mangy old scorpion you might have got us both killed
You mean it's different at night
You mean to tell me bean tried you and let you go
You mean to tell me you actually got the real from her head
You mean you're going to fort davis alone
You mean you're gonna crawfish you ain't going to give it to me
You mean you're setting aside your own ruling
You must stay for supper
You old bullhead if i'd have given it to you you'd have hung me wouldn't you
You owe me 60 dollars
You promised we drank on it
You see that sword up there I wore it in the civil war always meant to be buried with it
You spoiled the land then you came here to spoil this land
You sure told them off son
You think he'd keep his word well i'm going along with him to see that he does
You thought you'd starve the homesteaders out but you didn't
You were sure cute last night
You won't have to patrol your fields any longer
You'll get it
You're a sneak and a liar
You're all going with me as a guard of honor right up to the opera house
You're all right

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