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A heart of stone can turn to clay
Akeem came to america to sow his royal oats
America is great indeed imagine a country so free one can throw glass on the street
And then I saw you
And when the night it gets so cold, when I can't sleep
And when the r ain is beatin' upon the window pane
Being a black man in america isn't easy the hunt is on and you're the prey
But he doesn't speak english he doesn't know his way around the states too well he needs a little help
Do you realise I have not had sex since we got to america
Doo, doo, doo
Eunice, Crowd at garden party
I believe in america america has made my fortune
I bet they're asleep in new york I bet they're asleep all over america
I can see the statue of liberty already very small of course
I couldn't retrieve it, said to myself
I do not love her why do you think I came to america
I don't give a damn who you are this is america jack
I never believed it was true
I want a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins where would you find such a woman in america
It's a beautiful miracle a miracle that can only happen right here in the good old u s a and I think it's terrific
My god america is imploding
Now they told us that vietnam was gonna be very different from the united states of america and except for all the beer cans and the barbecue it was
Oh no I came to america to find my bride I came to queens to find you
Philadelphia: Independence Hall bell strikes eleven
Thank you america it was fun being president
Well then that's just perfect! yeah well I just got one thing to say to that god damn bless america
Well what have you given the world apart from george bush cheerios and the thighmaster
Well you can do what you want to us but we are not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the united states of america!
What I try to tell you this country you gotta make the money first then when you get the money you get the power then when you get the power then you get the women
When you cast your spell you will get your way
You can do magic
You can have anything that you desire
You know darn well
You see is my destino like I told you I go to america to be millionaire
You're the one who can put out the fire
You're the one who can put out the fire