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Birthday guests at three o'clock!
Birthday my dear child this is not a birthday party of course not this is an unbirthday party
But before the sun sets on her 16th birthday she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!
Come on man buy me a 40 ounce for my birthday
Damn it what the hell's the matter with you other people have birthdays why are we treating yours like a funeral
Happy birthday zipperhead
He has some perfectly darling traits really I mean like always remembering one's birthday
Here he comes the birthday boy happy birthday son
Hey! what did daddy just get you for your birthday huh a rake that's right an excellent rake a birthday rake so when you clean the yard you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands
Hmm so let me get this straight you just gonna give me all this stuff why I mean it's not my birthday
I didn't have time to get some stylish underwear wife gave me this on my last birthday I passed away in it
I walk up to the table right pick up the cake mush it in his face tell him happy birthday
I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday
I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party
It's jesus' birthday tomorrow and you know what i'm gonna get him what my fist in your fucking face!
Look at my birthday for crying out loud! I haven't even been born yet
My birthday's april 10 2017 how long do I live
Okay leave me alone on my birthday
Pull my string! the birthday party's today
Remember the surprise party I threw for you on your birthday
So i'm up at that birthday I didn't bring him nothin'
Statistics prove prove that you've one birthday imagine just one birthday every year but there are 364 unbirthdays precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
The law says you must be married to a prince by your next birthday
Then today is my unbirthday too
This is my birthday as this very day was cassius born
Today is your 21st birthday it means you meet your wife to be
We've got lots of telephones already can't you think of anything else you want for your birthday something very special
Why you fuck a ****a birthday party up like that I know his girl was there
Will she be surprised a real birthday party with a real birthday cake
You're leaving me alone on my birthday