Hats Soundboard Edit

Did you make that hat it's very pretty very pretty

Don't you take that hat off for anything sure I take it off for one thing and one thing only

Excuse me miss but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear

Hey mister does that hat take ten gallons

I always say the place to hang a hat is on a hat stand

I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it

I shall place the sorting hat on your head and you will be sorted into your houses

If you get outta line again i'll smash your head so hard you won't be able to get that cowboy hat on you heard me

Lloyd take off your hat in respect respect for the dead!

My hat blew off daddy I hope your goddamn head was in it

Nice hat what're you trying to look like a secret agent

Pretty soon there won't be one place in brooklyn I can hang my hat

Put your hat on you'll catch cold I hope

Quit talking through your hat

See how I transformed this old rat into a most delightful hat

Some people have no taste in headgear

Take the underwear off your head huh enough is enough

The hat looked good tell me the hat looked good the apron is a bit much

Tommy taking over this joint is like putting a silk hat on a pig

Wait a minute partner draw a cowboy hat on him

Why do you wear that cowboy hat I know because you think it looks dazzling on you

You showed us now get in line before I kick you so hard you'll wear your ass for a hat