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A man like ringo got a great empty hole right through the middle of him he can never kill enough or steal enough or inflict enough pain to ever fill it
All right! we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits
And gentle friends let's kill him boldly but not wrathfully let's carve him as a dish fit for the gods not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds
And they call me an assassin what do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin
Annihilate kill! kill! kill!
Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody
Boys the lord didn't put you here to be shooting and killing each other
Bring your ninjas I will kill them all!
But he can't get you now he's dead honey because mommy killed him
But they seem to murder everything that moves
But you have no right to call me a murderer you have a right to kill me you have a right to do that but you have no right to judge me
Chimp here does the killing I don't like to kill i'm the brains eh
Come on come on! kill me! i'm here! kill me!
Come on! I take your fucking bullet! you think you kill me with bullets I take your fucking bullets! go ahead!
Come on! let's kill each other over the pepperoni
Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you do you have any idea how glad i'd be if you had
Even nazis can't kill that fast
First you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me blow
Fred krueger did it daddy and only I can get him it's my nightmare he comes to
Fuck you! what do you think I am you think I kill two kids and a woman fuck that! I don't need that shit in my life!
Get his bowl quick or he'll kill us yeah he's got a funny look in his eye eh
God has a hard on for marines because we kill everything we see
Have you ever retired a human by mistake
Haven't you done enough I haven't done anything except kill a lot of coyotes in self defense if you want to put it in law talk
Haven't you learned anything yet haven't you figured out why you can't kill people
He said he had a lot of enemies but he killed more people than that
He was already dead when I killed him
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
His life and his death attest to the scriptures' warning that he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword
Hmm i'll kill him i'll kill him dead hmm like with with a rock or something like a like a stone
How escaped I killing when I crossed you so
How many people had I already killed there were those six that I knew about for sure close enough to blow their last breath in my face
Hurry men it's now or never! off with its head break its bones chop it to pieces we'll kill it dead
I could have killed'em all I could have killed you
I get dressed I kill him and be right back
I have detailed files on human anatomy I bet! makes you a more efficient killer right
I hit him two good whacks with it that second 'un just plumb near cut his head in two
I killed 27 men all by myself I won a silver star a medal
I know you you're dead we killed you! we killed you!
I laid the murder game down letting ****as know we not fuckin' around man
I shall kill you all everyone!
I stand on the hill not for a thrill but for a breath of a fresh kill
I swear by heaven if you've harmed that girl i'll kill you all
I swear I will not kill anyone
I think before we go around killing people we had better make damn sure of our evidence und
I thought killing those fools would make me feel good but it really didn't make me feel anything I just knew that I could kill somebody and if I had to I could do it again
I understand there's a new sheriff in town who wants to kill him
I will look for you I will find you and I will kill you
I won't tell her about you being in the state hospital for killing come on let's go
I'd enjoy killing him it would give me great pleasure
I'd kill a communist for fun but for a green card I gonna carve him up real nice
I'll kill you slow gat
I'll tell you a secret when you kill someone on duty they have to be your slave in the afterlife
I'm afraid she's scheduled to be terminated
I've done far worse than kill you i've hurt you and I wish to go on hurting you
If it bleeds we can kill it
If we move quickly and there are no survivors then who can testify
If you go i'll cry and mama will hear me and mama will come in here and kill you
If you'd killed him when you were supposed to you'd still have a face
If you're part of a crew nobody ever tells you they're going to kill you it doesn't happen that way
It doesn't matter i'll kill them all
It should be obvious to you that if anybody wanted to kill the president he could do a beautiful job of it right from this window of yours
Jesus! you were gonna kill that guy! of course i'm a terminator
Kill her if you can lover boy
Kill him quietly I have guests
Kill us faster oh now I can relax!
Killing is wrong and bad there should be a new stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong yes killing is badong
Let's kill all the assholes! shoot the shit out of all of them why not jesus christ why the fuck not
Lieutenant don't jerk me off! when people jerk me off I kill them! you want to see
Master! I don't like him very much let's kill him
Maybe you don't think murder is serious
Motherfucker i'm gonna kill you! i'm gonna fucking cook you and i'm gonna fucking eat you!
Next time you have a chance to kill someone don't hesitate
No one kills him but me
No please! this is supposed to be a happy occasion! let's not bicker and argue about who killed who
Not a very private place for a murder
Nothing fancy just kill him
Or a guy invents a bomb and kills 100000 people just like that and maybe gets more medals
Quick go destroy them kill!
Remember when I promised to kill you last that's right you did I lied
Rule number one I can't kill anybody so don't ask
Talk what are we going to talk about I ain't killed nobody not lately
Terminate her immediately
That sucker jumped 3 feet in the air and come down stiff as a board
That was the first time i'd ever seen my father kill anybody but it wasn't the last I got used to it though
The killer's still loose you know
The old way with a sledge see that was better they died better that way
The only way you can hurt him is to kill him
The thing about killing him or you or her or him is that I wouldn't be gettin' paid for it and I don't like givin' anything away for free
There are two of you don't you see one that kills and one that loves
There aren't any arguments or curses like in the movies your murderers come with smiles they come as your friends
They'll put those bums away for 50 years not good enough they put her away for an eternity
Tonight at five o'clock I kill the president and one second after five there's a new president what changes nothin'
Wake up pendejo and then i'm gonna kill you!
We hear you will kill a man for money
We're not safe till his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the beast!
Well these arabs don't care if we kill each other they're not going to interfere in our business
What do you suggest to kill them everyone of them in one stroke
What in the hell you doing with that lawn mower blade I aim to kill you with it
What you think it's me I never knew the man where should I kill him
What's happening to them what's killing them I think it must be my music
When in doubt kill!
When they come here there won't be time for questions and answers they'll come to kill
Where does it say that you can't kill a cop
Which end do we kill
Without the gun i'm nothing and I never had anything before I got one first time I got one in my hands and killed a man I got some self respect I was somebody
Wrong! killing you is gonna give me a lot of satisfaction
Y'all experts y'all know about killing
Yeah I almost forgot he gave me 1000 I think his idea was that I kill you
You can't kill the bogeyman
You don't have the guts to look them in the eye when you kill them you gotta hide with that shit
You have never killed nobody before have you it isn't like stepping on ants jake takes a man to kill
You have to have men who are moral and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling without passion without judgment
You have to relax if you don't it will only kill you faster
You killed the others too didn't you I had to my mother told me to she comes to me in the night and whispers to me
You know I knew guys like you killin' was sweet rather kill a man than love a girl a real kick the thrill with the guts
You like the killings huh what do you think life's all about
You pig! you vulture! i'll kill you! i'll kill you!
You see those buildings there that's where they kill them they bash them in the head with a sledgehammer
You! how many times do I have to kill you boy
You're a funny guy sully I like you that's why i'm going to kill you last
You're going to kill somebody! you're going to kill somebody!
You're the second man who killed me this week but i've got seven lives left
You've killed her so completely that we thank you very sweetly
You've managed to kill just about everyone else but like a poor marksman you keep missing the target
Your rifle is only a tool it is a hard heart that kills

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