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All I want in return is a chance to find my mom and dad a chance to find out who they are and thusly who I am
All kids no parents probably a fancy orphanage
Did your parents have any children that lived i'll bet they regret that
Do you have parents blondie a mother not even a mother no one
Gee you wanna talk about bad parents look at look at us
He's an idiot comes from upbringing his parents are probably idiots too
I was eight days old and still living with my parents how sad is that
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em
I'm a bad parent i'm a bad parent you're not
If my parents could see me now sir i'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven
My advice to you is to do what your parents did! get a job sir!
No it's just parent stuff it seems our youngest chris was on something called acid and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd you know how kids are
Our parents are having a baby too they had sex
Pardon me are your parents home yeah but they don't live here
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True I was their number one son and they treated me like number two
What about santa's cookies I suppose parents eat them too
What is your major malfunction numb nuts didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child
What who do they think puts all their toys under the tree well there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat blaming the kids is a lie and a shame you know exactly who's to blame
You know your mom and dad are very important people they're very brave people
Your wife my wife they're all alike they get married to escape their parents then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands

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