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Am I talking too much yes! why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death
And all my days are trances and all my nightly dreams are where thy dark eye glances and where thy footstep gleams
Anyways I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night for some toast
Are you saying there's a party in your pants and i'm invited
But I really wanted to see you and I think you're beautiful and I um I feel really warm when I am around you and um my tongue swells up
Can you feel my eyes on you can you feel me look into your heart can you feel me in the pit of your stomach can you feel me in you in your heart don't make me come there answer me
Do I know rita oh do I know her i'll give you a letter of introduction she'll fall immediate victim to your charms
Hello cherie we meet again! is it fate is it meant to be it is written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize i'd like to think so
I ain't going to stop drinking until she starts looking good to me
I am quite content just listening to you sitting here staring into those beautiful pretty brown eyes are you cross eyed
I gotta sit down here I gotta watch my friend here he gonna stick his tongue out to that girl
I had a hard on this morning when I woke up had your name written all over it
I love you I worship you i'd do anything for you i'd pay
I want to be on you
I've rarely met a girl who is such a potent argument in favor of international relations
In my humble effort to amuse your fiancee I was telling her some rather grim tales of my far off country
It's about time you got your head out of those books and paid attention to more important things like me
Kiss me my dear and I will reveal my croissant I will spread your pate I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise
Lorraine my density has popped me to you
Miss I have the strangest feeling that I am about to be utterly and madly carried away
One night I said it to me girl and now me girl's me wife
That's when you know you found somebody really special when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence
Wait a minute pick up attempt i'm offended
What is it you want mary what you want the moon if you do just say the word i'll throw a lasso around it and pull her down for you
What're you going to do mop your way into her heart
Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death
You are pathetic this has to be the feeblest pick up attempt I have ever encountered you know I expected it from the rest of them but not from you
You can use my office and afterwards maybe we can go to lunch!
You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life i'd be prepared to lose a few with you
You look absolutely beautiful you truly belong here with us among the clouds thank you
You're the first dame I ever met who didn't remind of any other dame I ever met